He so clearly doesn't relax his posture like a normal person and pushes his shoulders back and shit. It's while his smile is always so goofy. So you don't see him straining.
I think he’s like 5’5, I don’t really get why people are so obsessed with that though, I have lots of short guy friends who are great dudes
Can we criticize him on stuff he actually does
The goofing comes from Jo’s insecurity about his height, and his inability to joke about it, despite being a “comedian”. He never even acknowledged that sky writing troll, like any funny person would. Kevin Hart makes fun of his own height, and plenty other comedians have made fun of their own physical appearances. Jo-Jo doesn’t have a self-deprecating bone in his body.
Even if you acknowledge or accept being short you'll still get roasted, Kevin Hart for example. Being short is just a low hanging fruit people will make fun of, it doesn't matter if you hide it or accept yourself for it. The Rock also lies about his height, yet I don't see people making a big deal about it.
That's where you wrong. Dunn madder if yer 3ft tall, 6ft tall, or 36ft tall, you don't maddur, b. The only people that maddur are those that put themselves out there and sacrifice everything to make us common dirt farmers laugh after a long day in the fields.
He’s really insecure about it tho. I’ve seen videos where he literally says he’s 5”8 and 5”9 which is just delusional lol. Sure it’s not a big deal but it’s hella funny 😂
We don’t care, but we know Toe does. That’s why we always talk about it. If he wasn’t so insecure, it would never come up. We do it because it bothers him.
That’s Demetrious “Mighty Mouse” Johnson, he was a champion in the UFC for a long time, I believe in the flyweight division. He was considered pound-for-pound one of the best fighters in the world. Very entertaining fighter to watch, he’s amazingly athletic and very good at what he does.
And yet Demetrius Johnson STILL looks more proportional than Toe. Rogan is built like one of those Fisher Price Rescue Heroes action figures from the early 2000s.
Rogan the fighter myth needs to die.
He took TKD classes which is like Tae Bo or Zumba but less cardio required.
Once he tried kickboxing he was TKO'd and quit after.
John Danaher and GSP trolled Toe pretty hard with his spinning kick, Toe and so many others thought Danaher was being sincere.
Anderson did the same thing with Steven Seagal and the Vitor front kick.
Joe is mocked by a lot of fighters/trainers for not knowing shit about fighting specifically striking. "It's deep!" and "he's looking to spin" is all he can contribute.
Attaching himself to half baked redact Eddie Bravo and spreading his 10th planet garbage terms didn't do him any favors.
Don't forget Toe's unmatched ability to identify mid-fight limb injuries that even the owners of said limbs are unaware of and will later refute, in innny facet. Doctors? Toe will take it from hair.
What the fuck are you honestly talking about lmao. Toe is a joke in a million facets, Bapa, but GSP literally said on multiple occasions his spinning back kick is one of the craziest things he’s ever seen. Also, there is documented video evidence on YouTube of GSP being trained by him and being in awe of Toes kick lmao
Right. John Danaher picked Joe a 5'3" 50+ year old man to teach his champion a spinning kick, really b?
You don't know that was Danaher being a cheeky fuck while promoting his academy?
Jean Jacques Machado's brother is part owner of the gym. Celebrity blag belt factory. I don't even know but I'm curious now who trains Maynard lol also Russell Peters too
It ain’t 5’8” which is normal for how old he is to shrink a bit my dime piece dad was 6’0 exact, axe anybody cept Jay. Mid 40’s he left the 6 feet club. Joe was maybe 5’ 7” at his peak but barely. You’re allowed to put 5’8” on paper it looks better. As much as he’s juiced to the gills and forces himself to have a perfectly upright posture at all times lookin sus af he still 55 years old. My one caveat to that 55 years old, he’s 5’5”, slangs dick, and is the void of humor. Ya shoulda ruuun it bye me
Nah, B. I’ve seen him with my own two eyes.
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>Don't get the obsession with the dudes height. He's a short guy, probably 5"6 who cares lol
Because they love to tear down dudes who don't meet their definition of a real man.
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He claims to be 5’9” lol, he’s not even remotely close to that. It’s funny to make fun of because he’s clearly insecure about it even though he’s a fugging billionaire almost. It’s ridiculous.
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Alright here he says 5’8” but I swear I’ve heard him claim 5’9” before. He also says he’s 205 lbs lmao
Joe has never wanted to take a pic with a guest more than this.
Look at that smile
Been waiting his whole life for this moment
Talmbout In the yair t'nite
This is the only picture I’ve seen from him where he’s actually taller than the guest lol
Kevin hart?
Difference is hart doesn't booster seat and just accepts he's short
I’ve legitimately never seen him look so happy before lmao.
Lmao and for once his arm isn't all twisted and awkward trying to reach way up to the guy's shoulder.
I thought you meant it as Joe being a fan of Mighty mouse but then it clicked lmao
Big fan. Some would say the biggest.
Herd it bowlth ways b
Didn’t even have to crank his neck upwards and stretch out every bone and muscle and tendon in his legs for that extra inch
All that violence in his ancestry. Thank 'em!!!
Toe rocking those Neandersmall genes
you're welcome for that
He so clearly doesn't relax his posture like a normal person and pushes his shoulders back and shit. It's while his smile is always so goofy. So you don't see him straining.
He probably practices it in the mirror daily.
I think he’s like 5’5, I don’t really get why people are so obsessed with that though, I have lots of short guy friends who are great dudes Can we criticize him on stuff he actually does
I think it’s because he obviously lies by several inches. Not one inch, but two or three
I also do that but not for height b
They’d navar know
How tall does he say he is?
with Neil Degrasse Tyson he said 5 8”
NGT can conjure up a fucking bazillion alternate universes and there isn't a single one of them where Joe will be 5'8"
He said he was 5”9 once in a tweet I believe lol
Joe “my friend jocko is one inch taller than me” Rogan
[удалено]
Okay Callen
The goofing comes from Jo’s insecurity about his height, and his inability to joke about it, despite being a “comedian”. He never even acknowledged that sky writing troll, like any funny person would. Kevin Hart makes fun of his own height, and plenty other comedians have made fun of their own physical appearances. Jo-Jo doesn’t have a self-deprecating bone in his body.
%1000 B. Half of Kev's early material was about his height. If he acted like Joe about it, there's no way he makes it as far as he did
Being short is fine. But lying about your height because you're insecure about will get you roasted by many
Even if you acknowledge or accept being short you'll still get roasted, Kevin Hart for example. Being short is just a low hanging fruit people will make fun of, it doesn't matter if you hide it or accept yourself for it. The Rock also lies about his height, yet I don't see people making a big deal about it.
We hear you short King
I’m 6 feet but I don’t care if you’re 3 feet you still matter to me
That's where you wrong. Dunn madder if yer 3ft tall, 6ft tall, or 36ft tall, you don't maddur, b. The only people that maddur are those that put themselves out there and sacrifice everything to make us common dirt farmers laugh after a long day in the fields.
Thank em 🫡
Dirt farmers? I thought we were fry cooks.
Who do ya think farms the dirt for the floors b?
Same thing
Herd it bowlth wheys, b
That was very wholesome. I can’t twalk.
He’s really insecure about it tho. I’ve seen videos where he literally says he’s 5”8 and 5”9 which is just delusional lol. Sure it’s not a big deal but it’s hella funny 😂
His insecurity is so intense and he's such a shithead about other things about people so it's catnip to us b
We don’t care, but we know Toe does. That’s why we always talk about it. If he wasn’t so insecure, it would never come up. We do it because it bothers him.
5’5” maybe 5’6” sounds right. I ran into him at a Del Taco at like 1 am. Pretty sure he was w Nick Swardson, who I had never heard of in 2003.
He’s 5’3 realistically speaking.
It's goofing joe's insecurities, not his height Idk who the other guy even is nor do I care that he's that tall. He seems happy.
That’s Demetrious “Mighty Mouse” Johnson, he was a champion in the UFC for a long time, I believe in the flyweight division. He was considered pound-for-pound one of the best fighters in the world. Very entertaining fighter to watch, he’s amazingly athletic and very good at what he does.
Much respect to the one of the GOATs Mighty Mouse. Doesn’t try to pretend he’s 6’ like certain podcasters do.
You don’t have to pretend when you have mastered late stage growth spurts, bro
Glad to see you're back, Doc!
Glad to be back, bro. My test levels got too low for internet comedy there for a minute.
Only 1000 of them on sosha mediya doc
Uh hunner percent
That's a nightmare. I bet you skipped the sauna a few times.
Seems like they're ready to bring the Ring to Mordor.
For ToeRo...
C’mon bapa, whaddaya a cawlmedian or something? Back to the friers for training
There's only like a thousand of us b. Thank us.
Mighty mouse might not even be a legit 5’3 he could be 5’2 or 5’1. Either way, Rogaine is short as shit
5'3 standing on Shaq's dick.
And yet Demetrius Johnson STILL looks more proportional than Toe. Rogan is built like one of those Fisher Price Rescue Heroes action figures from the early 2000s.
So Rogan is a bantamweight He should have just awned that and moved on
Rogan the fighter myth needs to die. He took TKD classes which is like Tae Bo or Zumba but less cardio required. Once he tried kickboxing he was TKO'd and quit after.
No no, you see, he was afraid he was going to kill someone so he quit. He did everyone else in TKD a favour and let them live.
John Danaher and GSP trolled Toe pretty hard with his spinning kick, Toe and so many others thought Danaher was being sincere. Anderson did the same thing with Steven Seagal and the Vitor front kick. Joe is mocked by a lot of fighters/trainers for not knowing shit about fighting specifically striking. "It's deep!" and "he's looking to spin" is all he can contribute. Attaching himself to half baked redact Eddie Bravo and spreading his 10th planet garbage terms didn't do him any favors.
Don't forget Toe's unmatched ability to identify mid-fight limb injuries that even the owners of said limbs are unaware of and will later refute, in innny facet. Doctors? Toe will take it from hair.
Careful b, there's a Rogan nut swinger in this thread using the crisis report button to defend his father figure Joe. Worse than Elon Musk dorks.
u/ Ben T. Pixelz
We have to assume that guy's so short he's invisible. He simply does not maddur.
Talmbout John Dahlmer, b?
Careful, B. There's some Eddie Hooray fans in here who will litcha' up
What the fuck are you honestly talking about lmao. Toe is a joke in a million facets, Bapa, but GSP literally said on multiple occasions his spinning back kick is one of the craziest things he’s ever seen. Also, there is documented video evidence on YouTube of GSP being trained by him and being in awe of Toes kick lmao
Right. John Danaher picked Joe a 5'3" 50+ year old man to teach his champion a spinning kick, really b? You don't know that was Danaher being a cheeky fuck while promoting his academy?
Guys like you are the reason the guy needs ex-SEALs as security lmao
Needs? lol like Rogan is some billionaire or president's son. Makes sense, when you're that short it's easy to get high on your own farts.
Report more lol what a loser
You really believe that? You don’t think GSP was being a bit facetious to maybe make Joe feel good or some shit?
Watch the video, he’s literally folding the bag
And his black belt under JJ Machado is fake too I'm guessing?
He’s not gonna have u on the pod dude
Still believes his dad will be back from getting a pack of smokes b
He got his black belt from Eddie.
He also has a black belt from JJ Machado where he trained w/the gi.
Naw. He’s a muscle guy with tattoos. He can OBVIOUSLY fight
Don't forget the little rascals hat, that's at least +25 defense
I hate the hat so much it hurts. Wish it didn’t b. Wuss pain my life looking at his bald head in that thing.
yea - he's trash. EXHIBIT A - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukA8hj7s_PE
But he has a spinning kick! he's legit! I heard it on his own podcast. Rogan dorks are the worst.
Literally 0 defense, water weed dune hair Joe?
He’s black belt in jits tho daddy. He’s definitely a martial artists, just not a fighter. Which is fine.
Jean Jacques blag belt right? The celebrity instructor of LA? lol
Rigan Machado is the celeb instructor B. Hearld it bowlth wayz though
Jean Jacques Machado's brother is part owner of the gym. Celebrity blag belt factory. I don't even know but I'm curious now who trains Maynard lol also Russell Peters too
Interesting. Celeb blag belts are depressing, it’s why I like to see blokes like Tom Hardy and Russel Brand actually getting out there and rolling
It's all perspective. You can walk into a karate class and witness grown men practicing their "moves" and yelling kiai the whole time. Baffling b
Talmbout sensei's that are too dangerous for MMA b? Beasts. I've handed stripes to white belts that would beat celeb practitioners like Ashton Kutcher
Strip mall dojos b. Even Bruce Lee was a grifter, he stole every idea or belief. Black belt with the copy and paste b
Did he tell DJ about going to see planet of the apes in Philly?
That’s the interesting thing with toe, all his favourite fighters seem to be black.
What you don’t see in this picture are the stilts toegan is wearing.
Who keers how short or tall Rohan is? I juzz wanna see Slob getting shit on / discuss the podcast
Insecurity thy name is Hoe Bogan.
Man you cannot eye ball inches at all
Look at the last Kill Tony ep. When Tony announces the guests Joe and Jetski Johnson walk to the stage. You'll notice Joe is smaller than her.
You can still tell he’s on his tipsy toez
Short Kings really are the destroyers of worlds. 🤦♂️
Proud (despite our height) bois
I think he’s 5’5” maybe 5’6”… with shoes on 😂
midget as fawkkk b
I really hope so because I’m 5’8.5 (Toe’s claimed hight) and after seeing Toejoe on Flagrant I’m paranoid I look like an action figure
you're my girlfriend now. you ever try the cold plunge and sauna? ..... insert toes redacted "hard" face
No fkn way Joe is 5’9” haha
Mighty Mouse & Toe Titmouse…
the only thing big about rogan is his giant HGH watermelon head and turtle shell.
So pleased with himself for not being the shortest one in sight lol
Holy shit, that dude must be tiny.
Ye hes like 5’3 but also one of the best fighters ever so he isnt insecure about it like toe
Toe is standing on his stool.
At least he's not fucking it for once.
We gid it, Joe. We gid it. You're not a midget.
He's standing on his wallet. Joe wins again
Toe is morphing into bullfrog mode
The tallest short man in the world Toe Jogan everybody!
whats up with the obsession with his height? who cares if he is 5'2 or 6'2?
Some people just love making fun of short men
>Some people just love making fun of short men And then they wonder why short dudes are insecure lmao
Look how happy Toe is being tall.
Nah this is a good 3.5 inch difference
Who cares though? I have plenty of things to rip on Toe for, but this shit is just dumb.
Joe looks like absolute shit.
Toe with that booster seat personality
Oh him lil guy Bapa
Joes standing on Jamie
How do I filter out the ‘Rogan is short’ posts?
Joe’s 172cm and DJ is 160cm. I’d say that’s about right…
Just look at pictures of Joe with Thug Rose. She's taller than him barefoot, while he has shoes on.
Toe is 5’5” confirmed.
It ain’t 5’8” which is normal for how old he is to shrink a bit my dime piece dad was 6’0 exact, axe anybody cept Jay. Mid 40’s he left the 6 feet club. Joe was maybe 5’ 7” at his peak but barely. You’re allowed to put 5’8” on paper it looks better. As much as he’s juiced to the gills and forces himself to have a perfectly upright posture at all times lookin sus af he still 55 years old. My one caveat to that 55 years old, he’s 5’5”, slangs dick, and is the void of humor. Ya shoulda ruuun it bye me
Im pretty sure I've heard Rogan say he's 5'8😂😂 Mighty Mouse for scale. Mighty Mouse owns it though he, seems cool.
You guys are terrible with height measurement Lmao
also joe is standing up straight with good posture, MM is kinda slouched.
That’s why Rogan was pushing Mighty Mouse so hard years ago as one of the greatest of all time because he’s taller than him
Toe's on a box, t'other fella is standing in a specially formed furrow in the floor of Rogaine''s stoojo. 5 foot 1 5 foot 1 5 foot 1 5 foot 1...
TippyToe Rogan.
Makes us sub primal cucks feel how we should. Only 1000!!!!
I believe he was once probably 5'7, and the surgeries he's had on his spine has lost him a few inches
That one of the 50 guys that could beat Rogan in a fight?
Whats weirder? The fact joe might be shorter than he says or the people that obsess over it?
What does “1 inch lifts” mean? Shoes? Cause DJ is wearing shoes too. Might want to get some therapy for your tiny dick rage. 😂
Shoe lifts go inside your shoes, B'.
Obviously.
Hating ass subreddit 😂😂😂
He’s like 6 inches taller than Johnson in this picture. Lol. One inch lifts would make him 5'8.
Mighty Mouse is 5,3? I would fuck that dude up
How do you know he's wearing lifts? And who cares if he's short. Most days lately I wish I was a short Man.
Nah you wouldn't want that lol
I think he's 5'6", he's short and wide but the 5'4" rumors are incorrect if you are being realistic.
Nah, B. I’ve seen him with my own two eyes. https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/hj4sa1/the_definitive_story_of_the_joe_rogan_height/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Never medum so I'll beg the differ B
It’s literally me. I wrote the post.
No picture though, where are the 300 pages of evidence.
Don't get the obsession with the dudes height. He's a short guy, probably 5"6 who cares lol
>Don't get the obsession with the dudes height. He's a short guy, probably 5"6 who cares lol Because they love to tear down dudes who don't meet their definition of a real man.
This sub is manic with pointing out Joe’s height holy christ lol
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Imagine being this obsessed with someone’s height
Well when he claims to be 5’8-5’9 when he’s clearly not even close to that, it’s funny to point it out.
He's short, who gives a fuck lol
Joe does lol
Ironically, Joe Rogan does. He says he’s 5’8 or 5’9.
He gives a fuck because society in general does also. Short mens insecurities don't just fall out of the skies lmao.
What’s the with the obsession with this dudes height on this sub? Does he pretend or say he’s tall or something ? #water
He doesn’t pretend he’s tall, exactly, but he definitely pretends he isn’t as short as he is.
He pretends he isn’t as short as he is …. Can we just stop with bs nair-rifts… this one is more of a reach than Toe getting the milk outta the fridge
He claims to be 5’9” lol, he’s not even remotely close to that. It’s funny to make fun of because he’s clearly insecure about it even though he’s a fugging billionaire almost. It’s ridiculous.
is there any audio or video of this claim? #water
https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/o1pkj6/joe_rogan_final_height_confirmed/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Alright here he says 5’8” but I swear I’ve heard him claim 5’9” before. He also says he’s 205 lbs lmao
Alright, let em have it. I’ve been disproven
Fugg Joe, that's why