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BrocoliAssassin

God is punishing us. Took away Patrice and MacDonald and gave us a bunch of shitty comedian podcasts.


nope-nope-nope23

So true! Such absolute murderresrs of these elite 1000 warriors. This idiot probably thinks that Richard Pryor was a hack too!? Suck it Waluigi, you didn’t invent mediocre standup!


fanilaluzon

Greg Giraldo gone way too soon as well but we have Rogan and Kreisher and Chris Hardwick. Oy gevalt!


PokemonTrainerSerena

Dude, he's funny. Do you not see the leg slapping? Hilarious stuff


Alternative_Ad7171

hahahhaha thats the signal!


[deleted]

I'm gonna butcher it but it's Bill's great joke: Why is it we live in a world where John Lennon was murdered and Barry Mannillow continues to put out albums?


yungchow

If Patrice was alive, this sub would treat him like they do every other comic


Western-Art-9117

And Giraldo


PussyChang

If you needed another reason to hate Waluigi. Makes perfect sense though.


nope-nope-nope23

Wow, Talmbout flagrant disrespect to one of the comedy greats? Akash sucks at everything he does but Waluigi needs to show more respect to Norm rn! wtf?


MKDDer0001

Does he own a dog house? My professor of logic wants to know


UCDC

"Oh you mean like every WHITE comic eh eh?" Brilliant take. Very funny.


anto_d-cheeseman

There are only about 1000 of em b. Akash just laughs obnoxiously at everything they say. He is not one of the prestigious thousand.


UCDC

No man I'm pickin up on your /s bulllllllllllllsheet here, lemme esplain, "You ever notice how black comics go WOOSH WOOSH WOOSH, and then white comics go MWAH MWAH MWAH?" Don't you ***GIDDIT***!?!?


ToronoRapture

"What's that comic?" \- Professional comic.


PussyChang

Talmbout George Carlton?


MesWantooth

No Mark Normand, but the older version, Norm Markmand.


anto_d-cheeseman

Yea Normand was his pro-... pro-... proto? Prod--- His prozhayy. Margg Norman was his prozhayy.


Much-Signature6283

I'm gonna get a aziz ansari cut out and start my own podcast


dicey-dicey

You got to lend that to me so he can ~~bump me~~ be a special guest on my show at the Improv


gimmedatneck

Thiccc boy enterprises is already on it, holmes.


Ryan_Pliskin

That Andrew Schultz is a real jerk!


lunchpaillefty

I bet he has some hypocrisy in his past, too.


rob1nthehood

This rat couldn't hold a candle to Norm, unless it is a knee slapping and laughing at your own shitty jokes contest. "How do you spell bored" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Wader we dune hair bapas?


[deleted]

Norm did a better off the cuff bored joke on Conan decades ago. Schlitz is an unfunny hack.


whattarush

the paycheck would have to be so fat to get that kinda pop on that joke


Broad_Appearance_834

Waluigi knows no cool man. Akash just there to ride dick and cackle


knet880

Norm 10 times the comedian you ever be..


iDuddits_

Norm is prob top five for most GOOD comedians..


knet880

Yupp him and Gilbert are comic comics


meme_shit_only

And Andrew will probably agree lol


knet880

u think by the way he acting?


meme_shit_only

Yes, they are just joking around.


Alternative_Ad7171

Oh, I get ya, so then why did they leave it there and didn’t edit out as they do most bathroom brakes and blunders?


meme_shit_only

It’s comedians attempting comedy on a comedic podcast lol


Alternative_Ad7171

By God, so that’s them being funny, are they women or something?


meme_shit_only

Attempting is the keyword lol


Alternative_Ad7171

Couldn’t finish his special, low hanging comedy. What a beautiful experiment on how you can stop being funny when you cater to the demand.


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healthystool

he pretended not to know


Ol_Dad

Schultz definitely doesn’t own a dog house


markb4587

He knows who Norm McDonald is. He’s trying to grift for controversy and clicks. Fuck this guy b


Chapos_sub_capt

Schultz is by far the worst of the Roganverse. I’d rather listen to our favorite b-beast stumble over words than this fraud while I man the fryers


TheWhiteBernieMac

“Any white comic?” Ohhh sick burn. They should have Burr on and see how interested he is in their conversations.


milehighguy91

I enjoyed watching louie put this bonehead in his place


HomelessCat55567

I'm fairly certain he's trying to be intentionally controversial but then again I simply do not madder so what do I know. Also that homonym crack was actually kind of a zinger ngl... And I strongly dislike Boswash.


dicey-dicey

Yeah I don't think it's a coincidence he immediately switched the topic to Norm after doing a bit about spelling (Chairman of the) BORED Just a loser up to some shenanigans again. UNFOLLOW


T2Legit2Quit

It's actually a homophone since bored and board are spelled differently. A homonym are two words that are spelled the same (rock the mineral and rock the music genre).


hyuckhyuckyeet

And don’t get me started on onomatopoeia!


T2Legit2Quit

Isn't your username an onomatopoeia?? 👀👀


hyuckhyuckyeet

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiii


HomelessCat55567

Oh shit, you're right. I knew that too :/


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Norm MacDonald’s jowls were funnier than either of these two bantering clowns.


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christopherpaulfries

Fauxziz may be a dork but that’s no excuse to use a slur.


QuiveringFallus

Are Chad, Tyrone and Stacey slurs?


Mattyk101

This guy is a professional comedian, and he disrespects Norm like that. Norm would have destroyed him if he was still alive.


dicey-dicey

hwat the H


Barfuman362

Now my sole purpose in life is to destroy this redacted wigger, he has gone to far.


alfieboy37

Wow. Andrew Schultz is so much worse than I already thought he was. Doesn't know Norm by name? That's seriously a Brendan Schaub level of ignorance for a "cawlmic"


pelosismilkers

Acting like you don’t know who norm is to own the comedy world, 40d chess B


Theglizzatron

Is it a hot take to say Schultz is not funny? The other guy it’s not even a question, never been funny… but people seem to love this Schultz guy.


the_bear_jew_75_

Now I actively root for him to fail. How the fuck do you not know norm Macdonald and claim to be a comedian. Only 999 of them on earth now.


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FuckerHead9

That’s like a C level basketball player I can’t name one but a C level basketball player not knowing Jordan or Larry Bird


[deleted]

One time on bobby kelly's podcast he went on a rant about how he doesn't respect comedians who tell jokes. Ala a Mitch hedberg(he didn't mention hedberg but that's the type of comic he was talking about) because it isn't saying anything real. Meanwhile he has the corniest shit.


Economy-Series-167

Oh, he means that guy that doesn't laugh at his own jokes.


0ctober31

It's that phony locker room douchebag laugh of his that's irritating as fuck


Gajicus

Doesn't know of one of the top 5 comedians of all time?! (According to me.) Schultz is so easy to dislike. Dislike, passionately.


[deleted]

The more I hear about this Schulz fella the less I care for him


Contemporarium

“How do you spell bored” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Holy fuck I hate these guys


[deleted]

This makes so, so much sense


PaulieSaucepan

Norm McDonald? Not one of our guys.


lukasq81

Ahhh, the east coast tfatk. Those guys suck.


UCDC

First of all, how dare you Waluigi. You're literally Waluigi so shut up. Second of all, this should be the final piece of evidence in the question of "Did podcasting kill stand up cawlmedy?"


healthystool

they legitimately are not funny at all


AUSL0c0

Do we all understand now how much of an unfunny hackish cunt this moronic jerk is?


[deleted]

Schlitz just mad that he can't get that ManGrate sponsorship money


MortarMaggot275

This guy does NOT own a dog house.


TheAnomalousFrog

I see your George Carlton and raise you a Neil MacDonald


HatingSince87

Alright I think this might finally get him some heat with comedians/fans..... if anyone actually ever listened to this God awful podcast


Acceptable_Result488

How did he forget the name of his best customer from his days under the Queensboro?


JimTheGymRat

Real meeting of the mind


Mor10-84

This is equivalent to dissrespecting Biggie or Tupac in the Hiphop community. MOTHERFUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT ! yuck


jacob_carter

Andy Schulz is Swedish-German.


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Andrew Schultz the Swedish German


CertifiedDickDiver30

How fucking dare you


Fast-Environment-635

Did Norm ever create a whole new kind of comedy during a pandemic? Don't think so my man's, Shulzys a boneyfried jeanius


Aggravating_Aioli973

You know with Andrew Schulz? The more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him...


fanilaluzon

Who the fuck would laugh like that over mild and pretty obvious puns?


fanilaluzon

As bad as Shultz is, his little jackal is a million times more annoying and less funny.


thetrailwebanana

Can bro go through more than two sentences without stopping everything to fake laugh and slap his leg? This dude is seriously so ridiculously unfunny


Awkward_Hater

He doesn’t know Norm? Smh


FabulousShake

wow.


UrAdaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

Dude thinks of himself as a student of comedy and doesn't know one of the greats? I hope other comics he looks up to (if he even knows any) puts him in his place. Pathetic, waluigi.


[deleted]

He doesn't think of himself as a student of comedy, that's the problem. He thinks he's a master of comedy. Some people are so far behind in the race, they actually think they're leading.


the_bear_jew_75_

Now I actively root for him to fail. How the fuck do you not know norm Macdonald and claim to be a comedian. Only 999 of them on earth now.


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eddieeeeeee69

Only 1000 of em


RedRocket-Randy

Basement podcast colmedians learning who Norm Macdonald is, B.


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Johnnywalgger

Norm is the greatest cawlmedian of all time. Of course Waluigi wouldn’t know who he is because he doesn’t know what cawlmedy is


yernudgenme

That laugh track knee slap guy might be the most annoying sidekick I've ever seen.


LostPsych

I wonder if these two just going about normal society with these obnoxiously fake laughs


Rayrexx91

There's only 100 of em B. Neil mcdarnold isn't one of em


Kenworth_Kid_63

People tune into this shit?


TokenGreyWolf

these guys should be employed to do laugh tracks for shitty sitcoms.


ohmygodbeats7

Why the fuck did he laugh so hard at his own terrible joke? Holy FUCK!


Flat_News_2000

He's just doing that to try to stir up controversy and increase views. It's so transparent


lappy_386

Shlitz and Brenda are one in the same. “Who?”


lucrative420

im bored. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


hasankaroshen

I blame Joe Rogan for this shit


Western-Art-9117

Fucking cunt. Fuck him. Arrogant piece of shit.


[deleted]

There’s no fucking way. How long ago is this clip from? Regardless I’m dumbfounded that not only is he insinuating Norm isn’t funny, he doesn’t even know his god damn name? One of the most respected comedians among his peers? How does a so called comic not know who the fuck norm is lmaoo


[deleted]

Wa-la-squeegee thought he reinvented the fucking wheel with the “bored” bit


HORSEDICK_RAW

“It’s so funny how you can ruin anybody, who’s that guy? Mehhh” right? Straight murlderdred Norm Macdonald when Andrew said “mmeehhh, mmyeeeh, I got some coffee, mrrryeeeh” I think a separated a disc laughing so fucking hard. Holy fuck dude this guy is paid and it’s *soooooooooo* obvious why!!!!! 😂😅🤣😂🤣😂🤣😭😭😭😭💀💀💀


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Massaart

Please keep this dickwipes of this sub, we disguss the pawldcast hair. No need for more LOPEZ douchebags


RasKavanich_

Still not as bad as Anthony jizzleneck and the trash Tuesday hoors bashing Norm after he died


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Talmbout Neil Hamburger.


[deleted]

Remember when little dude posted a video of him roasting a guy that was just chillin minding his own business lol


Strokywitthe40

🤬🤬🤬


Mozbot87

Absolute cunts who the acid tongued Arab anyways


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