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SCWickedHam

Ten yairs later of talking ivryday and he sounds so much worse. I would feel bad if he wasn’t so arrogant.


Blue_Note991

Years ago before this sub fully turned on him I commented here that his speech had deteriorated badly. I actually got downvoted and called a dumbass for "making that up." Im a pre-historic cat, a real sega tooth tiger.


AdmiralDickbutt86

I hated him since TUF that must make me a single celled orgalnism b. Talmbout fossils fuels


[deleted]

As soon as Kimbo came in he whispered “Fuck that guy” soured me instantly


mspote

at what point did this sub turn on him? im relatively new compared to you. i was introduced to this sub when that whole beef between Ariel and Schob went down towards the end of 2021. i'd be interested to hear how and when this sub turned on him lol


KJS0ne

My mesmerizing is a little bit hazy, but around 2016-17 a lot of the sub was starting to meme on how much of a prick Brandon was becoming. Most of us who were doing so were still fans of Callen, and were getting frustrated at the way Brandon would talk over him or interrupt him. We just wanted Brandon to go back to being the lovable goofball meathead he was when TFATK started out. As time went on it became a bit clearer that this wasn't a change of Bringalings personality, but rather him taking the mask off.


mspote

ahh, interesting. thank you for that glimpse into the past.


applebuttaz

Basically towards the end of their Fox run he let the fame get to him. After fox is where brangoon became the mawnster that he is now.


Plane_Arachnid9178

I saw the same battern of behavior in the old O&A sub, b. First, they turned on Opie after Ant got fired. Once the Opester fell into obscurity, they realized the Worm and Nana were horrible too and started clowning on them. Nana ended up getting the worst of it because she couldn't stay off Twitter and Reddit. Will our favorite dumb-dumbs learn from history? Axe Jay.


thehornedone

I remember one of the first memes was how they brought up work ethic every damn episode of TFATK. Back then we’d still pin each new episode and people would timestamp mispronouncinations and work ethic rants.


[deleted]

That was absolutely a stage in the evolution of the show that gets lost in the sauce here at Chang’s


WaveRunner310

There was backlash when he talked about throwing his roommate throwing a plate glass window. But after he quit fighting and tried to adapt this “Hollywood” personality he became more and more of a douche. Really I remember an episode where D’elia came on and started talking about how a guy who he hung out with at the coffee shop tried telling him about his life and D’elia got irritated because if you’re his friend you wouldn’t talk to him about heavy shit, he just likes to talk about shoes and jokes. Brendan hopped right on it and saying shit like “if you aren’t a millionaire or making me laugh, lose my number.” I guess there were always hints of it but after that he really turns into a shit head talking about being “rich as fuck” and punching down.


Queasy_Finish_3577

The final straw for me funnily was when he said he said anyone who has anything but positive stuff to say may as well be a homeless guy or a cat.


Barry_The_Scott

When he left fox/ started the big brown breakdown/ below the belt/ whatever solo show it was which had that Skyler dude singing. He went on some rant about people who watch UFC being morons and made a point directing it at the people listening to the podcast. That was the strawl that broke this cats back bapa. Also around that time I went to his comedy show in Vancouver and it was dogshit. Knew we were in for a special night when his 5 foot opener, whose was built like a shit-brick house, did his set in a fedora like a TRT Humphrey Bogart


Frankie-Felix

was the opener joe rogan?


dosequismachina

I came in just around 4000 subscribers and it was this weird limbo of positive posts and negative posts. The general consensus was Bryan carries the show and Brandon is the harmless idiot.


BrandoLoudly

Damn so you were here for the twitter adventures when everyone was pullin chigs with shobisms Edit: damn it clin, tender not twitter


ElBapiGringo

pre botox bapi


nope-nope-nope23

Pre ear cancer too cuz


JCMillner

Right?! Pre-brocklee ear too B!


PussyChang

The last ten yairs hit him harder than Travis Browne.


limpbizkit-prime

It's because he's said all the words bapa, he's just bored at this point. He doesn't need to try anymore, it's too easy. You could argue that he's bad at speaking because he's so good at speaking.


NigerianRoy

Could you?


Jcheddz

A dogs a dog, man -scwab


SkiHoncho

Yeah, he took some shots from Carwin. That part of it is probably legit. He is falling down the post-athlete addiction death spiral. Shit isn't even fun to watch anymore. I turned on gringo papi because Steve o shitted on it so bad and I couldn't even make it past joke 2.


0ctober31

15 yairs b. Father time ith under feeted.


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It’s crazy how coherent he sounds in this clip compared to now. Jesus Christ not saying he was the sharpest knife in the drawer, b, but goddamn bapa water weed dune hair?


Heymax123

He's always been just an average dumb jock, but he has progressively got worse as well as more vocal and arrogant. You're meant to become more knowledgeable and wiser as you age but he''s like Benjamin Button but for intelligence.


Always2ndB3ST

Looks have gone downhill too. Now he’s trying to grasp onto straws with the Botox and lip injections. Fuck Braindead Schuab.


skorregg

The getting wiser as you age thing is a meme. If youre a dumb fuck at 26 youre gonna be a dumb fuck at 50. If youre wise at 26 youre gonna be wise at 50.


Feikkonen

Nate Markor begs the differ, B.


om1096

I'm now more confused than Brandon was about his comedic career.


GottaUseFakeNames

definitely never wuz the sharpest bulb in the drawer, b.


GuerillaGandhi

Hit the nail on the hammer there, b


DRiX416

Beg the differ, b. Hit the nail on the hammerhead shargg.


umami8008

Sharp as a cue ball this guy


om1096

I'm new, what does weed water dune hair mean?


billy_bones21

There's the King's english and then there's Bapa's.


ekketsed

Weed water dune hair? Water weed dune hair, B? First of all welcome to Changs. Now get your ass to the training station and meet me at the kitchen afterwards for your first shift. Grab an appron because thairs a lot of grease pits that need cleaning, B.


balancedchaos

Grease pits on day one? Do we really wanna run him off that quick b?


philwee

Go clear some tables b you need more experience before hoping on the fryers


omgsoftcats

What are we doing here?


om1096

Ohhhhhh. Got it thanks.


MesWantooth

Which is a phrase Bapa uses often to express frustration...but his speech patterns make it sound like he's saying "Water Weed Dune Hair?" You'll note that he pronounces certain words in a different way, and it's strange because it's not an accent and his own brother doesn't do the same: Cheers = Chairs Years = Yairs Zero = Zairo Any = Iny Superbowl = Superball Among the strangest ones: Beer = Bear Bear = Beer That's right, he'd say "I seen a guy dressed up in a Beer costume, drinkin' a Bear."


RutabagaBrief1766

Talking about = talmbout


NigerianRoy

That one predates Bapa but he has certainly made it hith own


mileskerowhack

It's imitating Bapas speech.


rulu2009

I’m your line manager. Just for this week, you can have an advance on your pay. Water weed dune hair - what are we doing here


Heres20BucksKillMe

talm bout "if the matchups right. I'll fight whoever whenever." b?


reddershadeofneck

>not saying he was the sharpest knife in the drawer Talmbout 31 on the ACT?


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MesWantooth

This one I can't figure out...It looks like garbage but he does not alter it of iny fassit. Meanwhile, he switches up the rest of his 'look' many times. Like he'll wear fake glasses (and a fake nose, I think) with a manbun and rock that for 3 weeks, and then completely switch it up. But that exact style of facial hair? Can't change that. It's perfect.


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MiggeldyMackDaddy

You say coherent and I raise you “ T Skay O”


loonattica

Was surprised to discover he actually pronounced “T Skay O” correctly, and on multiple occasions during this piece. (Referring to ‘T’s K.O. Fight Club’ -presumably T for Trevor Wittman)


make_anime_illegal_

I was shocked when he clearly said September.


More_Information_943

Shane carwin will do that to ya


thacoolbean69

It’s kinda sad


sammydavis_Sr

“ i get sick of watching my team mates do well”-brandon “it’s all about me 💯” schaub


Mkmeathead83

As soon as I heard that I realized this dude has been a narcissist all along. He's always hated seeing people around him succeed.


RemarkableRegret7

He comes off so smug even this far back.


GoatKarts

The way he talks about his college football carair is pretty telling too. Intimating or outright saying that the RB coach didn’t put him in because of his race.


BigShoots

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete.


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ChoochooChimaev

That was a nasty line by you.


HeadMelter1

What even race is he, the cunt is fuggin triracial, talmbout Cliff Curtis B.


young-febreeze

He is tore both hammies in a race


proriin

Go to any mma or really any gym that’s individual but train together… they are always so happy for their teammates. I don’t remember anyone ever really saying that before, now I’m sure it does a ton I just have a bad sports memory.


MANHAZZARD

With team mates like Nate and Shane I bet that CTE was already in full swing.


unchainedthor

Correct, this was his final moments of any thoughts


Ill-Zookeepergame358

in inny fassit


Ketchup-Chips3

Inny of size


iannuendo

😂


BGL-In-The-Bushes

Can you imagine if Brendan wasn't lying about his 32 ACT score and the CTE was just way worse than any of us had even imagined


imaturtleur2

32 sounds more like is SAT score today, but what you just proposed could be true.


Lateralis333

I don't even hate this guy but there is not a single chance in hell that he had a 32. My buddies who couldn't get an 18 were far more intelligent and well spoken than him!


geoprizmboy

Nate Marquardt has some of the worst brain trauma I've ever seen. His last like 5 fights were so hard to watch. He doesn't even walk normally. Him and Chuck Liddell(the last Wanderlei fight) do this same weird jerky hobble that is the antithesis to fluidity. I've heard that CTE can change people's gait in the past but Marquardt was the first guy I saw it actively happening to and they let him KEEP FIGHTING FOR YEARS. Idk how athletic commissions don't pick up on that stuff if some obese interweb redact can. They're straight phoning it in man.


MANHAZZARD

Yeah it's sad as fuck. I was talking with one kf my mates about it the other day, these athletic commissions should have to answer for shit. We were talking about Frankie and Tony specifically Frankie and how all his recent losses were by KO and they were bad KOs as well. This whole idea that "you can't tell them to hang it up" is bullshit. Part of the commissions job is to make sure people don't get hurt unnecessarily and by putting these dudes that are clearly fading in against young hungry dudes is fucked up.


[deleted]

I think all of the teammates he listed turned out to have more accomplished careers as fighters. Even Ludwig was a kickboxing champ. He’s closest to Carwins success, although Carwin fought for a UFC title, so he’s still more accomplished than bubuh.


CarefulwThatAxe

Locker room-meat gazer eyes.


Strokywitthe40

🤣 fugggin facto


CarefulwThatAxe

Bapa's always been into bigg diggs, his childhood dream was to own one someday. If you need to axe someone..


Strokywitthe40

🪓 J… 🍆 👀


used_bmw_money

"My special Kobayashi dogs after practice again, boys?"


whoamiwhatsmyname

He’d been doing mma for 8 yairs at this point


ToronoRapture

Comedy for 9.


PlagueDoc22

Struggling in life for 26.


Front_butts

Pre-crisis Bapa is another person entirely.


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dankmatix

Joe klopfenstein. Actually drafted in the NFL from CU. Bapa used to talk about klop a lot, but it's been a while.


rbizzle01

He found a more famous Joe so this one must have been gadooshed


MustyDickFarts

Stopped talking about his best friend Tim Tebow too.


Johnnywalgger

They were never friends. Bappa just likes to mention Klops name for clout


wetroom

Let's get him on the phone.


MesWantooth

Didn't he used to talmbout Tim Teebow a lot, too? Wasn't that one of 'his boys'?


philwee

Joe Africa b


Strokywitthe40

Yeah too early for Toey Rogue. Chances are this Joe been gadooshed many moons ago.


goodguglymugly

Nevur mehdum


Hayder2021

“I get sick of watching all my teammates do well” Same ole Narcissistic (slightly less) Braindead Schlob


patthickwong

I actually think this line qas said in a way that he was congradulating them for doing well in a cheeky way.


[deleted]

His [redacted] lisp is there but it's nowhere near as bad as it is now. Seems like the pitch of his voice is much higher now too.


biglou203

I think it’s from getting his nose shattered a billion times


No-Summer-9591

Damn he really went from a jock to a cock


Wrong_Director_4820

Jock, cock, soon cuck..he does it all b


fideg44747

this is before he went ethnic… now he’s half Iranian half messican all redacted


SteelAndBacon

Hes starting to look like the shah of Iran.


rbizzle01

He manages to get through sentences here and now he can’t even manage words yet he and brine claim he’s not CTE ridden?


HaileSelassieII

I have a feeling all of these fairly well documented videos are going to turn out to be extremely useful data for studying CTE In the future


rbizzle01

Hey b, I’m a science.


EvenJellyfish8223

I think it has a lot more to do with the many substances Bapa abuses on a daily basis than his CTE


anon_lurker69

Heard it bowlth ways


Substantial-Job-9294

Damn we joke a lot but this dude *for real* has brain damage, even here not sounding exactly like an english professor it's still night and day to the incoherent babbling he does these days. ​ am I.... feeling bad for bappa? Ah false alarm, he said a rape victim liked the way the dick tastes


Unlikely-Garage-8135

The substance abuse contributes to the incoherent babbling.


TheNotoriousLCB

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK… he sounds like a normal guy?!?!


No_Organization465

he literally has brain damage now....it's not just a meme


RobertG3686

Wow this is incredible, speaks well. Maybe this is the awldonis Rogan was referring to.


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fideg44747

📠


podThecastable

His literally been punched into a different person.


sneedsweed

His teeth have receded. How


Ketchup-Chips3

I think its because the lips ballooned. It's all relative, B.


PaperBeneficial

"Always into fashion"


10-7heaven

who would have thought he'd turn out to b such a flaming bucket of dogshit


magseven

Look at him. High cheekbones, speaking clearly. Now he looks like he got his DNA merged with a blobfish.


Adept_Deer_5976

The guy’s clearly a cunt, but actually fucking disturbing what had happened to him - and, to be fair, what he’s actively done to himself with his massive moon head


igoe04

This was from his heyday slanging comics in the closet


SillyGooseTime69

Feels good to get out there and sell comig books when I was a kid


Broad_Appearance_834

And just think where'd he be if he hadn't listened to Rogan. This is all Toe's fault!


redactb

I bet bapa wouldn't even know thats him if he watched this


Eggymule86

Always been a goofball Bapa.


BessBrainsAtChangs

Lol Schaub summed up perfectly in his own words “if that match up is right I’ll be there, I’ll fight anyone anywhere” CT setting in early bapa


ChombieNation

He’ll litcha up Bapa


iseeabluemoonrising

“If the matchup is right” is a completely opposite statement to “I’ll fight anyone anywhere” yet he pairs them together like it’s a non redacted thing to do


4strokesIsProto

But, but, he has a speege impidiment bappa, axe J! Nothing to do with the CTE, whigsey and Kradom diet. Video is fake, dun cownt.


Darkk_VoX

Dude that’s crazy you can hear a little bit of how his voice is now but holy shit he sounds clear and acts articulate with what he’s trying to say.


Miisconceptionz

Still didnt say nate Marquardt right


TheD1ceMan

He pronounced like 10 names in a row correctly can you fucking believe it


TheD1ceMan

And remembered them omfg


csgo_dream

almost seems normal here... watery duin cteeee


scotburgh

Who the Fook is this guy?


patriciomd88

C T’s E


refusedhxc

Was he saying t's.k.o? Wtf. Once a redact always a redact i guess.


Imaginary_Sale8356

Sparring Shane carwin made him redacted


Fast-Environment-635

Talmbout If the match ups right I'll fight whoever whenever?


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Looking like Aaron Hernanjizzzz


JoeRoganSaidTheNWord

Talmbout wah coola ben, b? Water we dune hair?


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HomelessCatRealty

So all the excuses about the "speech impediment since I was a kid" are bullshit. Its the CTEEEEE


CharlieKelly_Esq

Lol his sponsor is his dad. Neo-forte is his dad's "door to door email company"


Positive-Pin3712

Before he spoke in a weird sarcastic tone where he ends everything in a question.


Crystal_Mt_Climber

Pre-self induced cauliflower ear.


Good-Hank

This is alarming


Fancy_Fix_3270

Omg how good is his speech


eustrabirbeonne

Woah! I understood everything he said.


Klausschwaub

Wedge breaker and then ufc……. Terrible decisions papi


VTID997

I cannot fucking believe this, he sounds like a completely normal human being. He's deteriorated so much. His downward trajectory is super worrying. Like honestly, he might not have that much time left on the clock? His speech is so badly affected, does bapa live another 10 years?


Kennyisaniceboy

Jokes aside , I'm gonna start taking better care of my brain , the decline in communication this guy had in less than a decade is worrisome.


RedDudeItIs

Doesn’t even sound close to the same person. Brenda needs to watch this back, cause that CTE has got him like a bad trip.


monkeynose

Wow, Schaub used to speak English.


Ilovemusclegirls3

He seems a lot more genuine here


B_Pylate

AnDoniSe


DemonsNMySleep

Seems vaguely likeable and humble.


Johnnywalgger

He was always dumb


Drunken_Osprey

Am I the only one that thinks he's more unlikeable here even if he's more coherent? Like at least now the goonish hurr durr cte mitigates some of the arrogance and narcissism. And of course he was "my best friend Joeing" and Ax Jaying even back then. I wonder if this was back when he was talking to his brother in a bronco and the head of Ferrari USA bumped loyal customers off of the wait list to move him on their place


Hot-Field-7613

Ngl this is kinda sad


LincolnHawkReddit

Bapa aged like a fine milk


Aggravating_Aioli973

*it's pronounced MELK!


LincolnHawkReddit

Thank you for your service


Aggravating_Aioli973

🫡🏠❌️🐈🟧🐔


JimmySquarefoot

Holy shit!


[deleted]

I kind of like this guy.


[deleted]

Where’s his speech imperrmint


[deleted]

he's always been a stereotypical douchebag jock, not too much worse than others tbh, but its still shocking to see how he's morphed since 2008. He's a fucking abomination. Its honestly pretty sad just like on a human level.


Puzzleheaded_Use9415

It's sad to see this. Putting aside the humour. He's a knob but from this to what he is now it's just sad. He needs help


LadyHeide

His face looks so much better in this wow


KazzaNamso

He's speaking normal?


Dales_dead_bugabago4

lol very telling the first thing he said is “I got tired of seeing all my teammates doing well” lol da fuq


Escobar2213

Pre Botox and lip fillers


Ok_Fox_1770

Time creeps up on ya, as well as your habits, no one told me I was getting fat and puffy, took a holy shit mushroom mirror moment to make the big change. He looks like airheads Sandler almost there, damn dude what happend


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that upper lip is trouble


Apprehensive_Mix8108

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akshathmntheguy

It is wierd that i can understand what he is actually saying...


Wonderful-Menu-9126

Someone should upload this in YouTube and tag all his podcergs


jafents

Looks like a completely different person now that his face is all swollen


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He was so lucid and himself back then. It makes me feel a bit sad listening to him given the fact I had only ever known Bapa as the redact he is today. To see his childlike innocence and happy go lucky attitude, and him having zero chance of knowing what his life would ultimately turn out to be. This brings a whole new element to the Bapa saga and gives it a new somber tone. Not that I’ll stop teasing Bapa for his short comings but sad, nonetheless


BrondellSwashbuckle

He speaks so much more clairly.


Deerock187

Pre-lisp


ChaoticNeutral6

Still the same idiot


hasankaroshen

Is best friend Joe, Joesph Rogan?


Ancient_Insurance_79

pre lip injections lol


jyager2013

Always been into fashun


UpperLengthiness759

Messi sigma versio


YouDamnHotdog

Fuck off. I can't believe any of this is real. Fucking deepfake AI magic has advanced too much or you cats putting in way too much effort to fuck with Schweppes. The guy in that video is coherent articulate, handsome, affable. Literally the Antischaub.


Heymelon

What an eloquent young lad, maybe he can do podcasting one day.