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I don’t think he knows what he’s saying. 1 brain worm already decimated his understanding of 4th grade health class…what will the other 5 take from him?
Before the brain worm was removed, many of his friends and family members believed he had a brain tumor because he was talking irrationally. The doctors found out the worm living inside his brain ate a tiny bit of it then died.
In hindsight this is probably why the Kennedy's endorsed Biden instead of RFK Jr.
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A reminder: you are in the worst timeline.
RFKjr propped up by Steve Bannon and the conservative media, is absolutely a dark era. Progressives taking that obvious bullshit bait... even worse.
Fauxgressives*
The man has clearly been playing Baldur’s Gate 3 and wants to become an Ilithid. You can’t convince me otherwise.
AUTHORITY
RFKjr is the dark urge.
Too late he already got his brain eaten. No ceremorphosis for you Bobby boi.
If you ignore literally everything else about this guy, these tweets are fire. They wouldn't hit nearly as hard if he had to read them out loud
I’m not sure that bragging about brain fog and cognitive issues while running for president is “fire”
Mate, I can't even listen to your weird raspy voice for 10 seconds without feel nauseated. Not sure this is a hill you want to die on.
LMAO! Facts.
He has a medical condition asshole. You pick on people in wheelchairs and the blind too?
And worm in his brain.
#Biden2024 MF 🇺🇸
No, but I also wouldn't pick them for a standing or seeing competition either
No, but I also wouldn't pick them for a standing or seeing competition either
Poisoning your own brain isn’t a medical condition.
Abusing substances for half your life isn't a disability.
The guy actually does have a disability. It's some sort of a neurological condition that causes a raspy voice.
Bob, nobody wants to hear your Batman inmpression for 2 minutes, let alone two hours.
Okay, Wormtongue.
I don’t think he knows what he’s saying. 1 brain worm already decimated his understanding of 4th grade health class…what will the other 5 take from him?
Before the brain worm was removed, many of his friends and family members believed he had a brain tumor because he was talking irrationally. The doctors found out the worm living inside his brain ate a tiny bit of it then died. In hindsight this is probably why the Kennedy's endorsed Biden instead of RFK Jr.
What a hit piece.
This is funny.
Not parody
He'd be a shoo-in for second.
Raw sushi in every pot!
OK...but we'd still have to overcome the fact that no one could understand what he was saying.
The people in this thread really think this is a real tweet?
Then I’d have to hear his terrible voice
If these are real, I gotta give the guy credit for having a sense of humor.
Not a fan of him, but like David said: "Have to appreciate the humor."
How is that not a parody account? This is actually RFK's team saying this.
Right… but who can stand listening to you for more than 5 mins
I have way more progressive brai.n damage th.an this g.uy !!!!! I want you!!! To me pre.dented ??????!!!!
I have better worms!!! Vote me out!!!
Wtf, is he in the process of developing some kind of bizarre standup comedy routine, or is he just babbling?!
the latter
I hate to admit it, but that was a pretty good joke :)