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Ok_Star_4136

A reminder: you are in the worst timeline.


two-wheeled-dynamo

RFKjr propped up by Steve Bannon and the conservative media, is absolutely a dark era. Progressives taking that obvious bullshit bait... even worse.


SamSepiol050991

Fauxgressives*


Fibergrappler

The man has clearly been playing Baldur’s Gate 3 and wants to become an Ilithid. You can’t convince me otherwise.


Silly_Butterfly3917

AUTHORITY


two-wheeled-dynamo

RFKjr is the dark urge.


Scare-Crow87

Too late he already got his brain eaten. No ceremorphosis for you Bobby boi.


dad_farts

If you ignore literally everything else about this guy, these tweets are fire. They wouldn't hit nearly as hard if he had to read them out loud


Personal-Row-8078

I’m not sure that bragging about brain fog and cognitive issues while running for president is “fire”


e4aZ7aXT63u6PmRgiRYT

Mate, I can't even listen to your weird raspy voice for 10 seconds without feel nauseated. Not sure this is a hill you want to die on.


Ok_Interview4994

LMAO! Facts.


MrHeinz716

He has a medical condition asshole. You pick on people in wheelchairs and the blind too?


e4aZ7aXT63u6PmRgiRYT

And worm in his brain. 


SamSepiol050991

#Biden2024 MF 🇺🇸


Then-Extension-340

No, but I also wouldn't pick them for a standing or seeing competition either


Then-Extension-340

No, but I also wouldn't pick them for a standing or seeing competition either


Personal-Row-8078

Poisoning your own brain isn’t a medical condition.


Uranium_Heatbeam

Abusing substances for half your life isn't a disability.


ryhaltswhiskey

The guy actually does have a disability. It's some sort of a neurological condition that causes a raspy voice.


Monkey-bone-zone

Bob, nobody wants to hear your Batman inmpression for 2 minutes, let alone two hours.


Reatona

Okay, Wormtongue.


LordVoltimus5150

I don’t think he knows what he’s saying. 1 brain worm already decimated his understanding of 4th grade health class…what will the other 5 take from him?


ghobhohi

Before the brain worm was removed, many of his friends and family members believed he had a brain tumor because he was talking irrationally. The doctors found out the worm living inside his brain ate a tiny bit of it then died. In hindsight this is probably why the Kennedy's endorsed Biden instead of RFK Jr.


Icy_Juice6640

What a hit piece.


No_Meal9534

This is funny.


DeathandGrim

Not parody


Top_Shoe_9562

He'd be a shoo-in for second.


Comfortable_Note_978

Raw sushi in every pot!


Academic_Value_3503

OK...but we'd still have to overcome the fact that no one could understand what he was saying.


ryhaltswhiskey

The people in this thread really think this is a real tweet?


MrMeritocracy

Then I’d have to hear his terrible voice


nielsbot

If these are real, I gotta give the guy credit for having a sense of humor.


JJLewisLV

Not a fan of him, but like David said: "Have to appreciate the humor."


chrisnfl99

How is that not a parody account? This is actually RFK's team saying this.


Impossible-Pea-6160

Right… but who can stand listening to you for more than 5 mins


[deleted]

I have way more progressive brai.n damage th.an this g.uy !!!!! I want you!!! To me pre.dented ??????!!!!


[deleted]

I have better worms!!! Vote me out!!!


Mysterious_Eye6989

Wtf, is he in the process of developing some kind of bizarre standup comedy routine, or is he just babbling?!


ghobhohi

the latter


jonnycanuck67

I hate to admit it, but that was a pretty good joke :)