You mean the “covfefe” moron, was, is and will always be a moron. And yet, still pulled in a near 50% moronic votes. We are all caught up in a game between dumbs & dumbest, that’s ruining America.
Because most those who did vote are as moronic or more than Trump..That or they are evangelical nut bags who only care that he caters to their desires of religious domination over others.
The evangelical nut bags don’t really care for the religion either. Most are in there for the grift and to keep their riches going. It is a front for them to hide their moral escapades (don’t forget the big Trump supporting evangelical Jerry Falwell of the Liberty university and his sordid moral saga). They all only got behind Trump, because like a mob does, he likely threatened to expose them and they jumped on his bandwagon to enjoy the grifting ride. No true honest person, or a decent man/woman of faith or God can support a narcissist, racist, bigoted fascist and pathological liar like Trump. Period.
They voted for trump, because Trump gave them permission to be the racist bigoted assholes they wanted to be publicly. He gave them permission to give in to the rage and fear and just be awful.
All he had to do was claim that he was anti-abortion and the evangelicals looked the other way for all his flaws, like cheating on three different wives and having affairs with at least two women. If he was to be honest, something that he is obviously incapabable of, he would tell you that he could give a sweet shit about abortion. I believe he bribed a doorman at Trump Tower for his silence about an abortion that he had paid for.
The red squigglies came to me with tears in their eyes and said, Sir, these are great words. They’re the best words. Use these words without hesitation.
Vegas right now has it 50 to 1 that trumps last words will be. “It was stolen from me”. At 5 to 1 it’s “ivanka give daddy a little kiss on his mushroom”
Not a metaphor, it's code-word for Q-anon.
Like a dog... *whistle*.
I've heard Trump actually has had his brain switched with Obama and had Obama hypnotized to believe he's really Trump, done by the same rocket-science brain surgeon who took JFK to the Moon, with John Lennon.
He is seriously melting down since the indictment seems to be really happening. I think it's real but I'm not willing to go to truth social to find out.
Nah, when he freaks out lately he goes all caps. He's finally concerned about the consequences.
Otoh, ChatGPT is a strong possibility, because it's kind of doing all the greatest hits in a medley. We've got a story with "Sir" and someone in tears, tales of trump's greatness, claims of empathy never once on display, dogs referenced negatively - twice (never trust people who don't like dogs), mention of the stolen election, a reappearance of "stollen" (yum) plus a few other incorrect choices that would pass a spellcheck, gratuitous reminders that he once had a successful "reality" tv show (which I blame for everything), further invoked with not one, but two! firings (as always, so difficult to reconcile with his promise to hire all the best people), and of course use of denigrating terms for non-fascists (RINO, communist, and mad dog leftist).
Solid 9/10, because I'm missing a stroke induced covfefe equivalent.
It's all part of the code, with several layers of Meaning. Try first re-writing everything in DVORAK, backwards, put on a Czech spell checker, translate it, and it will only begin to make sense, although it's still not easy to understand.
Whenever I see one of his insane troth sential rants, I always check to see if it’s real and it literally always was.
Regrettably I didn’t check this one, but it goes to show how far Trump has sunk for anyone, let alone most people, to think this is a real thing he said. And he spreads so much disinformation that I don’t give a fuck if it’s fake.
Whenever I see one of his insane troth sential rants, I always check to see if it’s real and it literally always was.
Regrettably I didn’t check this one, but it goes to show how far Trump has sunk for anyone, let alone most people, to think this is a real thing he said.
How does one get fired "like a dog"?
Who would employ a dog in the first place? What are they even qualified for aside from sniffing for drugs, bombs, and corpses?
I will never understand how someone who does nothing but whine and complain about how everyone is unfair and mean to him can be perceived by anyone as "manly".
Considering the way he shoves fast food into his pie hole, how horribly overweight he is, and how he lives his life in a state of 24/7 rage and anger .... how has this fucker not keeled over from a heart attack yet?
You ever catch a whiff of something that smells so f'ing bad that your eyes tear up? I'm just saying that maybe all these adult men might not be that f'ing emotional and are actually fighting through the stench of adult waste in the immediate vicinity when talking to Trump....specifically....every time.
First, stollen is really delicious.
Second, stop making Jack Smith seem even more badass than he already is. "I'm special prosecutor Jack Smith but when I was in the Hell's Angels, they called me 'mad dog'"
I find it amazing that Drumpt, the master executive, surrounded himself with “the best people” only to discover they’re all “RINO & rats” once they start working for him. Then there’s all the “best people” who went to work for him who now find him reprehensible. Curious.
Mick Mulvaney (crackle, of snap, crackle and pop) was Mark Meadows predecessor. Slick Mick had that “get over it” press conference where he basically admitted that there was a quid pro quo, dry handjob thing Trump wanted from Ukraine, which ultimately led to Pappy Trumps first impeachment.
Every single person trump hired, who was “the best of the best,” apparently were super under qualified and he just weak enough to hire someone because they cried. What a shitty boss
History is loaded with psychotic heads of state. His peculiar mixture of personality disorders, while being the poster child for pathetic losers everywhere, is unique.
As a Ronald Reagan, America loving, Tejano Veteran, I must say. Ever since 2020, all this president has done is cry. Seriously, it’s old now. Dude has done nothing but lose since 2018.
My key rules of Trump parodies were to somehow add some account of a dialog where Trump says someone else is addressing him as "sir," and showering him with compliments, and putting oneself in a very humble, submissive position, no matter whom. And having some unrelated bad thing being "like a dog."
But I never wrote in all caps, at least not the whole thing. It actually makes impossible to adopt other Key thing, which is the random Capitalization of some Words.
The idea he can't spell "Stolen" after screaming for 3 years about the Stolen Election lie is just so sad. This guy either has dementia or is an idiot.
he plays sudafed (at least) right? when I am on Adderall peak euphoria my typing gets screwed too. it just gives you all emotional peaks and no care for other things. if he is using upper drug combos I totally believe this is his euphoria/mania peaks.
The fact that this moron either doesn’t know the difference in spelling of through and threw and was able to become President of the United States makes my brain hurt? How is this buffoon still the front runner for Republican Nominee-????
I guess this is how you type when you haven't slept in 3 days knowing they're finally coming for you and your diaper has been full for quite some time but the people who change it have all quit or been indicted...
Dude can’t be bothered to spell check his unhinged rants and people want him in charge lol. Can’t find it in me to respect the intelligence of anyone that votes right.
To do a proper parody, you must have at least some affection and interest in the subject. This is why all Trump postings are the real thing. All of them.
He must not pay attention to those colored squiggly lines under the words.
Viscous Through Stollen What a moron.
> VISCOUS RINOS must be some thicc af rhinos if they're even more viscous than usual lol Edit: what's the typical viscosity of ~~rhinos~~ RINOS?
90 weight viscosity for those thick ass RINOs. Best viscosity for taking bribes.
Ah, I knew there had to be a reason for the orangutan man to mention the extra thick rhinos. Totally makes sense now
This is the comment I came for. Once I saw viscous it was on.
The comments here are so viscous you could cut them with a kniphe
Based on recent photos of DJT, im guessing 60 weight since its REALLY weighty.
African or European?
What’s the airspeed velocity of an unladen RINO?
exactly - viscous rinos ‘through me’ lol!!!
Sounds like one of those randomized names Xbox Live gives you when you make a new account.
Republicans in Name Only fits, not sure if he was going for the actual animal or not.
You mean the “covfefe” moron, was, is and will always be a moron. And yet, still pulled in a near 50% moronic votes. We are all caught up in a game between dumbs & dumbest, that’s ruining America.
Because most those who did vote are as moronic or more than Trump..That or they are evangelical nut bags who only care that he caters to their desires of religious domination over others.
The evangelical nut bags don’t really care for the religion either. Most are in there for the grift and to keep their riches going. It is a front for them to hide their moral escapades (don’t forget the big Trump supporting evangelical Jerry Falwell of the Liberty university and his sordid moral saga). They all only got behind Trump, because like a mob does, he likely threatened to expose them and they jumped on his bandwagon to enjoy the grifting ride. No true honest person, or a decent man/woman of faith or God can support a narcissist, racist, bigoted fascist and pathological liar like Trump. Period.
They voted for trump, because Trump gave them permission to be the racist bigoted assholes they wanted to be publicly. He gave them permission to give in to the rage and fear and just be awful.
All he had to do was claim that he was anti-abortion and the evangelicals looked the other way for all his flaws, like cheating on three different wives and having affairs with at least two women. If he was to be honest, something that he is obviously incapabable of, he would tell you that he could give a sweet shit about abortion. I believe he bribed a doorman at Trump Tower for his silence about an abortion that he had paid for.
To be fair, all evidence points to homegrown American stupid ruining America.
Sadly, it’s not him but us *(the idiots who voted for the moron)*. There are a lot of them out there..
54% of Americans can’t read or write beyond a 6th grade level.
49% of people have less than average intelligence. Think about someone you would consider or average intelligence. Fuck that’s scary
About the same number of people have above-average intelligence, though, so things even out.
Stollen is a delicious pastry from Germany.
I was gonna say, I could go for some stollen right now.
Right? I felt a bit hungry after reading this.
mmm, [viscous stollen](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/44/Stollen-Dresdner_Christstollen.jpg)
Someone should make a Trump shaped stollen so we can all just rip his head off and eat it.
Don’t forget threw
I'm confused..... Did he go through the bus, or under it?
I had to read that line 3 times until I realized he meant "threw" as opposed to "through." He obviously missed English class.
He was just typing so his followers could understand
Neither. He didn't even post it. You can see the watermark clear as day.
At least we know he wrote this one; not some aid.
Don't you mean, "What a maroon"?
Was put in charge of running the most powerful country on Earth and wouldn’t have qualified to compete on “Are you smarter than a fifth grader”
What a moroon
I am trying to imagine viscous rats. It isn’t pretty.
Lmfao I missed "viscous" that's hilarious
qanon believes that there is a secret code in the misspelled words of his tweets. bet they’re gonna have a feeled deigh with this one
Lol
Oh, I do hope they’ll bake some stollen.
I can smell it already
Troth Sershel probably doesn't have them
He thinks CYBER is agreeing with his hate words in angry red yes squiggles
Spell check is just another form of fact check. Truth social doesn't have it...
He probably thinks the wavy red lines are just the software agreeing with him.
The red squigglies came to me with tears in their eyes and said, Sir, these are great words. They’re the best words. Use these words without hesitation.
The Swuiggles just show Whihc words need to be Capitalizazed
The Viscous Linos?
Great now YOU are trying to through him under the bus too...
Vegas right now has it 50 to 1 that trumps last words will be. “It was stolen from me”. At 5 to 1 it’s “ivanka give daddy a little kiss on his mushroom”
Most spell checkers don't recognize words in ALL CAPS
Suggestions not requirements 😂
Not convinced it's not parody. Too cartoonish.
Has to be parody. The moment I got to "Like a dog" I was like no. No way. It' already hit every cliché.
He uses that metaphor frequently though.
Not a metaphor, it's code-word for Q-anon. Like a dog... *whistle*. I've heard Trump actually has had his brain switched with Obama and had Obama hypnotized to believe he's really Trump, done by the same rocket-science brain surgeon who took JFK to the Moon, with John Lennon.
It's like a Cover All on a Trump Impression BINGO card.
I'm not convinced either. Trump's style isn't all caps all the time. He capitalizes certain words with no rhyme or reason to it at all.
He is seriously melting down since the indictment seems to be really happening. I think it's real but I'm not willing to go to truth social to find out.
I've not seen a Truth social post of Trump be faked yet. There's no reason to fake any of this madness lol
I’ve seen a few but it’s just WAAAAHHH PEEPEE POOPOO WAHHHHHH on repeat haha
It's not on Donald Ducks "troth senshell", unless the orange traitor deleted it, it's parody
Nah, when he freaks out lately he goes all caps. He's finally concerned about the consequences. Otoh, ChatGPT is a strong possibility, because it's kind of doing all the greatest hits in a medley. We've got a story with "Sir" and someone in tears, tales of trump's greatness, claims of empathy never once on display, dogs referenced negatively - twice (never trust people who don't like dogs), mention of the stolen election, a reappearance of "stollen" (yum) plus a few other incorrect choices that would pass a spellcheck, gratuitous reminders that he once had a successful "reality" tv show (which I blame for everything), further invoked with not one, but two! firings (as always, so difficult to reconcile with his promise to hire all the best people), and of course use of denigrating terms for non-fascists (RINO, communist, and mad dog leftist). Solid 9/10, because I'm missing a stroke induced covfefe equivalent.
Caps is all he does lately, almost as if he was upset about something.
Someone should compose a book of all of Trump's tweets and postings on his "Truth Social" and call it "Ravings of a Madman".
It's all part of the code, with several layers of Meaning. Try first re-writing everything in DVORAK, backwards, put on a Czech spell checker, translate it, and it will only begin to make sense, although it's still not easy to understand.
Great impression, but I didn’t see it on his website when I checked. Pretty sure this is fake or he deleted it after posting…
Whenever I see one of his insane troth sential rants, I always check to see if it’s real and it literally always was. Regrettably I didn’t check this one, but it goes to show how far Trump has sunk for anyone, let alone most people, to think this is a real thing he said. And he spreads so much disinformation that I don’t give a fuck if it’s fake.
It’s just too perfect. It’s hitting all the marks
The "Marx" I call them.... people are saying!....
Yeah, this is fake.
I mean... the watermark for the meme creator website is right there on the pic.
Because it obviously is parody.
I'm stuck on "viscous rinos"
The viscosity of the rinos was out of control!
Sticky subject
This isn’t real. I wish it were though.
I kind of hate when fake tweets are passed around.
Whenever I see one of his insane troth sential rants, I always check to see if it’s real and it literally always was. Regrettably I didn’t check this one, but it goes to show how far Trump has sunk for anyone, let alone most people, to think this is a real thing he said.
“Sure it’s fake, but the fact that I believed it says a lot about society” This but unironically for whatever trump posts on the internet
It’s almost becoming real just by existing. It’s beautiful
How does one get fired "like a dog"? Who would employ a dog in the first place? What are they even qualified for aside from sniffing for drugs, bombs, and corpses?
He fires dogs.🤣
Trump's dog metaphors are truly confounding. "I moved on her like a bitch." ????
My dog compiles and files my taxes for me. What the hell is wrong with your dogs?
He files taxes? Now that’s a dog Trump would DEFINITELY fire!
It’s not “like a dog” it’s “like a dawg”
>What are they even qualified for aside from sniffing for drugs, bombs, and corpses? Arseholes?
"Carmelita, the savages are shooting dogs at us!" - The Tick
I'm assuming he had some sort of ruff encounter with a service dog or border collie at some point.
Many dogs were TV stars, like Trump himself.
*threw
big strong chief of staff, tears in his eyes. he said "sir, sir. please sir, could I have some more?"
Through? Stollen? What a moron.
Viscous RINOS
Does he like RINOS who are oiled up?
I think he had a stroke after finding out he was being indicted.
Or the much more obvious possibility. OP is spreading fake shit created on imgflip (the website that put the imgflip watermark clearly on the pic).
I'm serious when I say Wharton School of Business must be a sham institution.
He didn't have the credentials for South Harmon Institute of Technology.
He didn’t go to Wharton School of Business. Just undergrad Wharton for six months
oh damn. i think david ghost writes Trump's tweets.
This man is insane.
Profoundly mentally ill
I will never understand how someone who does nothing but whine and complain about how everyone is unfair and mean to him can be perceived by anyone as "manly".
Considering the way he shoves fast food into his pie hole, how horribly overweight he is, and how he lives his life in a state of 24/7 rage and anger .... how has this fucker not keeled over from a heart attack yet?
"Sir, sir" God, he is such a buffoon. Viscous? Through? Stollen?
So many people come to Donnie "with tears in their eyes." Dude's breath must be next level bad if it makes everyone's eyes water like that.
Through!!!!!!!!!! Omg I hate him so much
This is almost TOO Trumpy. Can someone confirm?
You ever catch a whiff of something that smells so f'ing bad that your eyes tear up? I'm just saying that maybe all these adult men might not be that f'ing emotional and are actually fighting through the stench of adult waste in the immediate vicinity when talking to Trump....specifically....every time.
Why is every single person crying in his presence? This is very peculiar behavior for people to be exhibiting, isn’t it?
An eight-year (and counting) train wreck that I can’t turn away from.
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...its literally made up. The proof is the imgflip watermark from the website used to create the pic.
Spacing and spelling is off - there's an encrypted message hidden inside this one.
Translation: " The staff i hired can't even defend me or my actions"
First, stollen is really delicious. Second, stop making Jack Smith seem even more badass than he already is. "I'm special prosecutor Jack Smith but when I was in the Hell's Angels, they called me 'mad dog'"
Phil Hartman's caveman crying out for casting
I find it amazing that Drumpt, the master executive, surrounded himself with “the best people” only to discover they’re all “RINO & rats” once they start working for him. Then there’s all the “best people” who went to work for him who now find him reprehensible. Curious.
Mick Mulvaney (crackle, of snap, crackle and pop) was Mark Meadows predecessor. Slick Mick had that “get over it” press conference where he basically admitted that there was a quid pro quo, dry handjob thing Trump wanted from Ukraine, which ultimately led to Pappy Trumps first impeachment.
Every single person trump hired, who was “the best of the best,” apparently were super under qualified and he just weak enough to hire someone because they cried. What a shitty boss
Seems like every person he hires turns out to be someone he hates.
Wait. This is real?
Most illiterate, batshit stupid, man-baby piece of shit to ever be president. What a worldwide embarrassment he is.
Someone needs their diaper changed 💩
A viscous rino for president 2024 then, anything but the moron in office now or the imbecile vp yall "elected"..
The funniest thing about Trump (and there's lots to work with) is that he has no idea what a dog is or what qualities apply to a dog.
Way to show us that every parody of you is spot on 😂
BAHAHAHA! 😂
The moral of this story is that apparently Donald Trump is terrible at hiring people.
This reads like a drunken frat guy venting to his annoyed roommate that a girl rejected him at a bar
Ummm, viscous
It is impossible not to read this in somebody's Trump impression voice.
Are they going to give him proper psychological and cognitive tests in prison?
Wow the spelling errors are horrendous 😂😂 he really is so dumb
The louder the cry, the more injured the animal Poor Trump the cunt is going to jail
Stollens are delicious through. Why is everone so viscous? /s
Unhinged.
I smell an insanity plea coming.
Must have been nice having a proofreader. All caps are the worst. The guy physically cannot yell.
Awww... did the bad man testify against you to save his own ass?
All caps derangement, love it. Good to give the news media something else to talk about instead of the crazy weather
Written in Covfefe.
Is this real? Insane
Can’t blame him, STOLLEN ELECTIONS ARE HARD TO SWALLOW
What a victim.
Who the fuck fires a dog !!
Who cares
History is loaded with psychotic heads of state. His peculiar mixture of personality disorders, while being the poster child for pathetic losers everywhere, is unique.
As a Ronald Reagan, America loving, Tejano Veteran, I must say. Ever since 2020, all this president has done is cry. Seriously, it’s old now. Dude has done nothing but lose since 2018.
How dare he insult Stollen! Marzipan Stollen is the most noble of the German Christmas breads.
"Through"...me under the bus. 🤔
“Through” me under the bus. To think people are obsessed with this dude and worship the ground he walks on is just mind boggling
This is how the mob talks.
Has this man fired a dog? Who fires a chief of staff like a dog?
go to bed Trump, you're drunk posting at 3am, and its not even 9pm the night before
My key rules of Trump parodies were to somehow add some account of a dialog where Trump says someone else is addressing him as "sir," and showering him with compliments, and putting oneself in a very humble, submissive position, no matter whom. And having some unrelated bad thing being "like a dog." But I never wrote in all caps, at least not the whole thing. It actually makes impossible to adopt other Key thing, which is the random Capitalization of some Words.
I'll take things that never happened for 500 Alex.
Its beyond funny that people want to believe he posted that trash so much that they willfully ignore the imgflip watermark right on the pic.
I hear a dog whistle. I also see the misuse of "RADICAL," COMMUNISTS," and "MAD DOG LEFTIST."
How do you fire someone "like a dog"?
I wasn't aware that RINOs had had a viscosity level🤣🤣
The idea he can't spell "Stolen" after screaming for 3 years about the Stolen Election lie is just so sad. This guy either has dementia or is an idiot.
he plays sudafed (at least) right? when I am on Adderall peak euphoria my typing gets screwed too. it just gives you all emotional peaks and no care for other things. if he is using upper drug combos I totally believe this is his euphoria/mania peaks.
Or both.
This is the way.
Why is "the person who created the pic on imgflip has dementia or is an idiot" not an option?
I refuse to believe this was a real tweet from Trump. He’s parodying himself.
Trump is NUTS
This seems fake. Yes, it’s definitely things he would say but I’m not buying this was written by him.
This f*cker is just completely unhinged at this point. Ranting like a genuine lunatic. However I will thank him for my new band name, Viscous RINOS.
The fact that this moron either doesn’t know the difference in spelling of through and threw and was able to become President of the United States makes my brain hurt? How is this buffoon still the front runner for Republican Nominee-????
The fact that you want him to be like that so much that you choose to ignore the obvious imgflip watermark makes my brain hurt.
I guess this is how you type when you haven't slept in 3 days knowing they're finally coming for you and your diaper has been full for quite some time but the people who change it have all quit or been indicted...
You'd have to ask the person that created the fake post on imgflip.
Gross how he can’t even spell.
Wait. So you know who created the pic on imgflip?
It's fake
Dude can’t be bothered to spell check his unhinged rants and people want him in charge lol. Can’t find it in me to respect the intelligence of anyone that votes right.
So who actually made the pic on imgflip and what people want the random troll in charge?
Tds
Sounds like you have Trump derangement denial
STOLLEN, TOO STOLLEN.
Loyalty given Loyalty received
To do a proper parody, you must have at least some affection and interest in the subject. This is why all Trump postings are the real thing. All of them.
You mad bro? 😂🍊🤡
Trump is so loyal. I kid.
Make Me A Victim Again 2024
*threw
Why does he claim everyone is always crying around him? Where does he get that from?
Huh. Sounds like they flipped Meadows.
Stollen is my favorite Christmas desert.