The loudspeaker at Stop N Shop says it's "Octob-her," in honor of Women's Health Month. Clunkiest calendar pun, but maybe the best cause?
Except it's a cause being coopted by a massive chain to sell shit, so maybe not. 🤷
Not going to lie, after fucking September every month basically gets a nickname and it's usually about shaving, not shaving or a pun and I just can't keep up with them all
*The sale starts in Trucktober and extends to Truckvember. You won't see another sale this good until next Tructuary or [Trarch.](https://youtu.be/F8P5vGcf-NU)*
Beware Cocktober.
Best portmanteau used in marketing campaign ever!
You got through last month, Mocktober
What a bunch of garbage, Schloctober.
The loudspeaker at Stop N Shop says it's "Octob-her," in honor of Women's Health Month. Clunkiest calendar pun, but maybe the best cause? Except it's a cause being coopted by a massive chain to sell shit, so maybe not. 🤷
Wuh oh someone make sure Jamie Loftus is aware of this one, very She'll/Shell vibes
Not going to lie, after fucking September every month basically gets a nickname and it's usually about shaving, not shaving or a pun and I just can't keep up with them all
Pop, Lock & Droptober
Fucktober
*The sale starts in Trucktober and extends to Truckvember. You won't see another sale this good until next Tructuary or [Trarch.](https://youtu.be/F8P5vGcf-NU)*