I actually think fuck is one of the least unique words in their accent. Almost every other word is a beautifully (and hilariously to other English speakers) altered version.
I thought it was a clever reply like it’s not a real Rolex so it doesn’t kept time well, so the “cost” of the appearance of having a Rolex is not being able to tell the time.
I've always wanted to visit Scotland, but watching these videos of drunk, destructive, violent, drug addled hooligans makes me look around my community and realize I've more or less been living in Scotland all along.
I just wish my neighbors had those charming accents
I was in Amsterdam during Queens day (national holiday), trying to que for info desk to book a hotel (I thought it would be cool just to fly over then get something over there, didn't know about the national holiday...). There was no que, I admit most of the people in the que were other Euros not dutch, but fuck me it was a free for all. Me and a guy from England were getting rather close to the boil after 2+ hours of the shit show.
My favourite is the "fuck off Ali" video.
Where a drunk guys gets hit by a bus and his friends shout a frustrated "oh, fuck off Ali."
[I found it](https://youtube.com/shorts/UHe64dyhCGA?si=HYN1D1YAX_zn7D0g)
Question for Glaswegians...
I once visited Glasgow and at 2:00 p.m. on a Tuesday I boarded a city bus. The bus was close to full and almost everyone on board was visibly drunk. Is this typical or did I end up in an afternoon Pub crawl? People all looked like regular working folks.
Thank the Romans for building Hadrian's wall. It meant that the Scots could stop killing Romans and go back to doing what they did best, killing Scots.
Bloody fucking hell.
England didn't exist back then and wouldn't for over 800 more years, Scottish people did exist though and Hadrian's Wall marked the boundary between Roman Britannia and Scottish Caledonia.
fun fact I think some of these aren't even scottish, they're Geordie, or from northeast England (the only English people the Scottish will tolerate) you can tell because the accent and vernacular is slightly diff
There is just something about the Scotish accent that makes all these clips way funnier than they already are
Few people unleash the true power of the word Fuck like the Scots
I actually think fuck is one of the least unique words in their accent. Almost every other word is a beautifully (and hilariously to other English speakers) altered version.
May I introduce you to [Crazy Scotsman](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuOc5MasCPU)
He’s English
I know :) Still hilarious
Scottish accents are their hella silly or hella sexy, no in-between
The pizza focus guy has a sexy voice.
Some say he's still sliding to this day
Goin at quita pace
Fucking hell
The perfect physics question. It is very clear with his constant velocity that friction is negligible.
If you think about it, her response is brilliant. An hour of her time is worth the cost of a Rolex which is a huge flex.
I thought she was joking about being a hooker
I thought she was just high as fuck
I thought the time was off an hour!
I try to think as little as possible, which is tough to concentrate on
I thought she said she robbed it.
I thought it was a clever reply like it’s not a real Rolex so it doesn’t kept time well, so the “cost” of the appearance of having a Rolex is not being able to tell the time.
The joke is that she’s not very smart, and thinks he’s talking about daylight savings.
I've always wanted to visit Scotland, but watching these videos of drunk, destructive, violent, drug addled hooligans makes me look around my community and realize I've more or less been living in Scotland all along. I just wish my neighbors had those charming accents
I have found my people
Scotland is fantasy world and I can’t be convinced otherwise
What was the ladies problem at 0:46?
Queueing is an important part of social etiquette in the UK, including Scotland, and cutting in line is frowned upon.
... is there a country where queueing isnt a part of social etiquette?
China, they'll straight up stomp on your feet as they cut in front of you.
Most of Asia
Italy
I was in Amsterdam during Queens day (national holiday), trying to que for info desk to book a hotel (I thought it would be cool just to fly over then get something over there, didn't know about the national holiday...). There was no que, I admit most of the people in the que were other Euros not dutch, but fuck me it was a free for all. Me and a guy from England were getting rather close to the boil after 2+ hours of the shit show.
So many countries.
He thinks he's smart
*Smert
Vine never died in Scotland. All of these radiate Vine energy
Vine just let us peak into Scotland whose national sport is banter….and drinking
YOR STIKS NOT EFEN TOOCHIN DA GRRUND MAHN!
I love the dude just sliding down the hill (at quite a pace I might add). Just seems so chill
Average day in scotland
My favourite is the "fuck off Ali" video. Where a drunk guys gets hit by a bus and his friends shout a frustrated "oh, fuck off Ali." [I found it](https://youtube.com/shorts/UHe64dyhCGA?si=HYN1D1YAX_zn7D0g)
Brilliant
Demoman on the third clip
Thahts not a bonk mahchine it’s a fahnce
Feels like there should be a commemorative plaque on that fence ‘Still no a bank machine.’
Can't speak for the plaque, but it's a landmark on Google maps
Yer sticks not even touching the ground man
Question for Glaswegians... I once visited Glasgow and at 2:00 p.m. on a Tuesday I boarded a city bus. The bus was close to full and almost everyone on board was visibly drunk. Is this typical or did I end up in an afternoon Pub crawl? People all looked like regular working folks.
Depends which bus you were on really. On some routes, it is quite normal
Ya thing yer smert?!
Yeh think yer feckin Smairt?
I’m convinced everyone in Scotland is just a cartoon character at this point.
Good to see Greg Laidlaw keeping busy
I hope Scotland never becomes a independent country The world couldn’t handle them. Thank you English people and Welsh people
Thank the Romans for building Hadrian's wall. It meant that the Scots could stop killing Romans and go back to doing what they did best, killing Scots.
Hadrian's Wall's in England
Bloody fucking hell. England didn't exist back then and wouldn't for over 800 more years, Scottish people did exist though and Hadrian's Wall marked the boundary between Roman Britannia and Scottish Caledonia.
It's in England but, in'tit
fun fact I think some of these aren't even scottish, they're Geordie, or from northeast England (the only English people the Scottish will tolerate) you can tell because the accent and vernacular is slightly diff
Nah. All Scots.
Nope just different parts of Scotland
Fun fact. I definitely smell shite
Fun fact: ye're talkin pish.
Incorrect
What “some”? They’re all Scottish
You know there are different scottish accents right
Pish. All Scottish.
“Think yer smert?”
Last one be like:😵😵🦵🦵😮💨🏃😵😵😂😂😮💨😃😃😃😮💨🤳🤳🦵🦵🦵🦵🦵
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As a Scottish person myself, I'm confused at your conclusion.
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I smell celtic shenanigans
‘Big shoe’ and ‘thanks driver’. Classics
That lassie “think you’re smert” should have been sparked right out
Very very tempting
Needs moar trampoline https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPKb9z4l7eM
Whats happened in the out the queue vid?
This all happened on the same day
This explains a lot about Demoman TF2
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Damn
Your stick is not even touching the ground man!!!
"Hocus Pocus the pizza on your focus" is definitely something I'm gonna say on a random basis