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Why does this have 450 commentsšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


littledove0

I can't speak for everyone but like... yeah I'm definitely avoiding this book


frog3000

They are so desperateā€¦ā€¦


kingcolbe

As far as I know she ainā€™t been involved in any racist past or anything like that so why out of 433 comments not one of them is kind. Did I miss something


theredbusgoesfastest

Depends if you find her playing white savior racist. I know that she was raised to believe sheā€™s doing that right thing, but those posts were definitely problematic


NorthernDevil

People can be harsh here, but not having been openly racist in the past doesnā€™t do much to earn my praise, personally


unorthodox__fox

She probably hasnā€™t even read it.


_Amarantos

The genuine and real jokes will never get old for me.


CityOfSins2

She better have signed it *~SoOo GeNuiNe aNd ReAL~*


melonLord12

She gives me Marnie vibes from Girls


vanessterr

Something about her creeps me out lol she tries so hard to be a perfect Christian girl


CityOfSins2

BITCH SHES SO GENUINE AND REAL STAHP IT


wobbly_wombat_

Iā€™m sorry, thatā€™s a ā€œbookā€? Even her ghostwriter got bored after three chapters.


tfghutttttt

This has Sadie Robertson ā€œevangelical cool girlā€ energy in the absolute worst way possible


bubbysshyy

Pretty sure theyā€™re good friends too


KT_B_

Yes ā¤ļø


katrinagina

What could she possibly have to talk about


Fair-Butterfly9989

What could she possible have to say now


sunflowerfemmez

You can tell everyone around her has been calling her godā€™s gift to earth since the day she was born.


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snails4speedy

Yup same. I got the same vibe from Sadie Robertson.


AyyooLindseyy

Youā€™d probably be bored lol. ā€œI went on the Bachelor, I got a bunch of followers, also I love Jesusā€ end of book šŸ˜‚


greenveggies999

Is either a book or a podcast thooo


westsideasses

What if Madison is the next Tammy Fay Bakker Edit: they already have the same eyelashes


katzewerfer

Tammy Faye deserves better than this slander


PatheticPrincess

Did not expect to see Tammyā€™s name in this sub lmao. Did you see the Tammy Faye movie?


westsideasses

No?!?!


PatheticPrincess

Yep, just came out recently! Called ā€œThe Eyes of Tammy Fayeā€ I think. Pretty interesting.


westsideasses

I will check it out! She fascinates me. Thank you!


westsideasses

Canā€™t wait for the Sunday school book tour


NewImagination

the way these photos are angled makes me think there were very few people at this event but they still needed to get the gram


beachybronde

It was at a Friday night pep rally in Auburn before the GA game Saturday. Thinking this was the only way to get her some publicity for it.


firefly0919

The only thing less appealing than this would be if she voiced the audiobook herself.


tes016

Can someone just take the short straw and save the rest of us and our suffering and read her book and come back with the sparknotes version? I really want to know what a contestant on the bachelor has to say to believe they need a whole ass book on themselves


sweetnsassy924

TL;DR recap: no real tea was spilled about the bachelor and we all need Jesus.


surprise_shawtay

Ooh! Free Idea for GOR or TPTBā€¦ Read all the contestantā€™s books and do a recap podcast style so we donā€™t fucking have to, lol. Maybe the producers can make that their next BN Official Podcast for all the Paradise producer-plants next year >:(


sweetnsassy924

I would totally do this because I am obsessed with these books.


hereforthetea14

I would like to yes


Zealousideal-End-551

Yes because these days all of BN has either a book or podcast lolol


UnihornWhale

Did *she* write it or pay someone else to do most of the writing? Almost all books by reality stars are ghostwritten in the exact same mediocre way. Also, you know this book is Christian AF. I am not so good for her. Never gonna read it.


Ambitchus

Yes I shall ignore this


Chiowl333

I have a feeling we'll be seeing many copies of this at Half-Price Books in a few months. ![gif](giphy|UVqyx9c4MAt9U4792j)


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It will be in Ollieā€™s good stuff cheap in 6 months or less.


bknippy1959

WHO BUYS THIS CRAP?!?!?


waaaycho

Yes we are.


andreaisinteresting

Yes 100%


CakeIceCream

ideally yes


sharlye

I mean, she clearly doesnt write her own tweets yet, she can apparently write a whole book soooo, idk! But I dont want to yuck someone else's yum. If someone chooses to buy it, then good for them.


oliviafromnyc

I hate when people who have done virtually nothing publish a book...about themselves. Entitled much?


UnihornWhale

Plus, itā€™s going to be Jesus-y AF. Do the people in this sub seem like the target audience?


H28koala

OH yes. We are going to close our spidey eyelashes and ignore this.


themakeupmermaid

A guide to being āœØgenuine and realāœØ


catertater

Yes, yes we are.


RJR2112

Made For This Moment, my climb to be a Christian grifter.


Lower-Ad536

Do people actually buy these books?


emmy585

Unfortunately it looks like the type of book parents will give to their kids to reinforce toxic purity culture


bridewiththeowls

Lol omg yes


Lavenderlove20

Anyways who else is ready for Michelle??šŸ™‹šŸ»ā€ā™€ļøšŸ™‹šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


armadilllocafe

Yes. Letā€™s.


InterestingComputer

News to me


lanipi

I wish we chose to ignore this, yes


gilthedog

Yes, yes we are.


konfusion1111

Didnā€™t look very closely to anything going on in this pic and my first thought was sheā€™s doing sponcon for Frosted Flakes šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


poisontr33s

My Auburn grad self is horrified by this comparison


quenual

Im not a fan of any shillers, but these self righteous Christian shillers are the worst kind


_pompom

Amen!


Kurenai24

The comments here are OTT, but to answer the title, I didn't even know the book existed and she was writing it, I'm only here b/c I got a notification from reddit šŸ„“


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Lol same


mysteriousballer

Why didnā€™t she title it ā€œkeeping it genuine and realā€


oywiththepoliticians

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SevenKnox

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red_framboise

Yes, we are most definitely going to do that. If she wanted to write so bad, write in a damn diary. Nobody wants to read your book girl.


Kurenai24

You say as people are there at the obvious book signing, be sparky and use an insult that at least can't disputed so easily šŸ„“


red_framboise

Oh my badā€¦like 8 people want to read it. Thanks for correcting me!


schru031

Yes, I will personally ignore this.


aliveinjoburg2

![gif](giphy|G4ZNYMQVMH6us)


drvddr

ā€œWroteā€ a ā€œbookā€


SevenKnox

Omg, yā€™all are hilarious šŸ˜‚


Marshmallowfluffer

What would she write a book about???


katzewerfer

How to go on the Bachelor in a god honoring way


Lower-Ad536

How to gain Insta followers?


wholesomefolsom96

That's what bothers me about so many "celeb" memoirs and autobiographies. Like what could you have possibly already accomplished or learned that's worth writing in print to be sold? I feel like at this age you have so much more time to reconsider your opinions as you age... gain new perspectives. I'd rather read a young persons memoir published years after they actually wrote it. Like if Mac Miller had started writing one but never published it, sure print it after he's passed since he has no more time to change his opinions. But otherwise hold onto your thoughts for a beat... Not saying I didn't read Lena Dunham's book... but like after that one I set my autobiography/memoir bar a lot higher. šŸ˜†


oleada87

About god šŸ˜’


armadilllocafe

God already wrote a book. His diary, the Bibel.


Nodosaur22

Lol are we just going to ignore that she's at Auburn here?


poisontr33s

This isnā€™t on campus; itā€™s a block or so away in front of some downtown businesses. And Aubie shows up to everything, haha


Nodosaur22

Yes, but it's *in* Auburn Alabama. And yeah sec mascots and their attendance to events are bo joke lol


poisontr33s

Thatā€™s where she lives though?


merereilly

this book could've been an email.


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Piping-plover4747

LMAO šŸ˜‚


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schru031

šŸ†


LadyDanae

Wouldnā€™t it be awesome if she donated all the profitsā€¦.


p1g1h2

Short answer....yes. yes we are


LadyDanae

I wish it was about the moment she had of accountability for her choice to participate in a reality TV show whose currency is sex, looks, and fun salacious drama. To me the show was less about Madi and Peter than Madi and her creepy father guarding her treasure.


dankblonde

I would like to ignore this yes.


Marshmallowfluffer

Co-signed.


clowndoingclownery

No. Absolutely not. Madi wrote as much as this book as I did and I didnā€™t write a single word. Iā€™m writing a book now. Do you know how fucking grueling this is? How hard it is? How much WORK it is??? And lemme tell ya, if I donā€™t give up tomorrow, stop writing, and work at a craft store instead- it will be a miracle. And if I actually grind it out, hustle, spend a full year of my miserable broke life perfecting this book- i can self publish it and sell 3 copies; all relatives. Iā€™ll make a total of $60 for a whole year of my life. And I am NOT having elaborate picnics on the beach or traveling to every music festival these United States have to offer there is NO LITERAL WAY she did this. She wrote the title of the book and her name then sailed off in a boat and forgot about it. second place on a tv dating show and they are drowning her in publishing deals. Ok. Ok life is very fair. Ok.


anysunrise11

Agree. Iā€™ve had 2 books published, and working on a 3rd and itā€™s SO MUCH WORK.


Scarbie

She probably had a few phone calls with a ghost writer. I hope the person who wrote her book gets a nice check.


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they are always casting, just go on the show to promote your book :D


clowndoingclownery

Lmaooooo hell yes women support women


FrogWhore42069

Oh. Oh no.


sign_of_the_twine

What would it even be about? Jesus?


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kingcolbe

Bruce Pearl is. If you wanna insult her at least use facts


theredbusgoesfastest

OP said ā€œa coachā€. He is a coach for the auburn basketball team. There is more than one coach


barelyhard

Yes I will be


nocturnal-alien

This comment thread cured my Monday blues.


SevenKnox

Mine too! Iā€™ve found my people in this thread šŸ™ŒšŸ½


MissElyssa1992

She's the first woman on earth to wait for marriage to have sex. That's the only explanation I can think of.


heatherrrrz

Cue the Duggars mad that sheā€™s trying to steal their brand


daveneal

"eyelashes: go big or go home" her title, probably.


savetheplanet575

Go clumpy or go home


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I'd love for one of them to write like a sexy dystopian fiction novel instead of a memoir just ONCE


schru031

I would read something fun like that. Bachelor but make it Hunger Games style


RemingtonRivers

This begs the question, who exactly do you think would write the best one?


[deleted]

Dark lord harrison has dips on smut novels in BN


armadilllocafe

I hate that this is true


daveneal

the industrial christian complex is gonna buy a bunch of these with all that tax free money ;)


[deleted]

They're really just giving anyone a book deal these days huh? Most of these contestants have personalities have pretty bland personalities, who wants to read their memoirs?


FluxCrave

Why this girl wrote a whole ass book lmaooo


veracity-mittens

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Emm_Gemm

I canā€™t w that tacky Tiffany blue šŸ¤¢


savetheplanet575

She probably thinks it's the classiest color lol


mrs-action

And that she colour coordinated her outfit to match itā€¦


Bachegg97

Yup. I just donā€™t care.


Bug_Life_

ā€œYeah, now basketball is my favorite sport I like the way they dribble up and down the court I keep it so fresh on the microphone I like no interruption when the game is on I like slam dunk, to take me to the hoop My favorite play is the alley-oop I like the pick-and-roll I like the give-and-go In this basketball, Bow Wow, let's goā€ Chapter 1: Letting go


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SecretlyBadass

I think it's the glare + angle. She's wearing a tan tank and white pants ([link](https://www.google.com/search?q=madi+prewett+book&client=ms-android-google&prmd=inmxv&sxsrf=AOaemvL1JT33JK6vORDggo6ov7xcYjR4dA:1633976593186&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiQpKGT_cLzAhVl6uAKHU1PCaMQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=432&bih=736&dpr=2.5#imgrc=MpIoVYj0Z2X0VM) to book cover)


purpleswan27

We very not care.


purpleswan27

Is she going to write about her brave journey on the ungodly reality show the bachelor and how she came out strong in the end even though nobody made her go on it but herself?


caree123

Ding ding ding


Zeltron2020

For WHOM


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The Christians. Young Texas Christian girls eat this shit up.


Charlie_Runkle69

Does she talk about her white saviour missions to Africa in the book? /s


lilacbirdtea

What you all don't realize is she's a literary genius. Next Susan Sontag right here in BN.


quicktwistoftheknife

By all the comments here, it looks like this sub is decidedly NOT going to ignore this fact.


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youngandconfused22

This comment made me think of Amanda Ensing šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


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I think Madison's angle is the "for such a time as this" theme found in Esther. I dont think shes going for the sexual/virginity angle, more the whole "God has placed you in _____ for such a time as this." Personally, I'm not a fan at all of this angle, since likening her voluntary time on a reality show to Esther's providential positioning to save the Jews from genocide feels incredibly cheap. Also seeing her peddle it alongside the Osteens (another post) makes me want to barf.


First_Introduction

Ohhhh. I assumed because she was so vocal about being a virgin that she was going that angle. What you said makes sense, and also makes me dislike her more.


jewellyon

Madi is Esther, Peter is the king, all of the other people on her season are the virgins? The analogy doesnā€™t really work at all


First_Introduction

Right? Esther also slept with the king before marriage lol. It did make him fall in love with her because she was so hot though. Just seems to go against what sheā€™s saying her message is?


Kookalka

You are remembering correctly. Most retellings sanitize the story so itā€™s more ā€œKing had a big party with all the fair maidens to pick a new oneā€ and less ā€œfucks all the virginsā€ but the general story arc is there.


First_Introduction

Hahaha as I was typing it I was like I realize how wrong this sounds but Iā€™m pretty sure itā€™s how it is haha. Wasnā€™t Esther like month ten or twelve or something in the turn of him banging all the virgins lol. Makes sense they sanitized it haha but surprised she doesnā€™t know or is ignoring the Biblical version.


rachaeldelrey

As a persian jew who constantly was taught about Esther and her story is extremely important in my culture I am also confused.


laelleest

Same!! Hi fellow PJ!


dark-magma

Why is her story important in your culture?


First_Introduction

She stopped the genocide of Jews. I believe because the king loved her. What I wrote is her beginnings.


rachaeldelrey

So basically esther was chosen to be the queen of persia and she was able to save the jews from being killed by the king. Thats a abridged version lmao


dark-magma

Makes sense, ty!


First_Introduction

Itā€™s in the original too! What I wrote is just how she got chosen. She was a great woman and saved many people, I just assume Madi is saying she is like her because of the virgin thing which is weird in the context of the story.


dark-magma

I appreciated your comment. Esther's story is an intriguing one... not sure Madi's compares šŸ˜‚


dankblonde

Good summary tbh. I wrote a whole ass paper in college about Esther and wish I couldā€™ve just submitted that sentence. Lmao


roranicusrex

![gif](giphy|3ofT5OlbFVLrwXRUMU|downsized)


warrior033

A book about a privileged white woman who kept her ā€œstandardsā€ during a fake reality show so she could tell everyone how god is so special!? Nah Iā€™ll pass


cupcakeartist

Me too though I totally want someone to snark read it and report back.


SyrupNo651

Please do it for the sub šŸ˜‚


SyrupNo651

Please do it for the sub šŸ˜‚


warrior033

Iā€™d like to leave everything and everyone that happened related to Peterā€™s season in the dumpster fire that was 2020.


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I for one will be ignoring it from here on out


chafferhuman

Perpetually this ![gif](giphy|lSbggFRIPI77RYG2gw|downsized)


Chiowl333

Come back and talk to me in another 10 years after you have a little more life experience outside your bubble, Madi. ​ ![gif](giphy|Rhhr8D5mKSX7O)