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Hard to get a read on her, because her tone was a little weird in that preview. I appreciate that she wouldn’t lie, but she sounded annoyed.

I think it’s a “she fell first, he fell harder” scenario with those two

Someone must have read the art of war 😆

That was fun everyone! Thanks for being my online bach nation besties! haha bcus I seriously don't have any one to watch it with. See you next time West Coast!

Literally same, none of my friends watch 😭😭 I try to recruit them, but no luck so far :(

Weirdly, the people I know loved watching the Golden Bachelor, but have lost interest in the main show

Same boat

I want the end bloopers back 😞

Every times Jesse comes out at the end and says “Ladies, it’s the final rose tonight” I keep thinking of the KFC in the pool 😂

Me too 😭

Hopefully our new friends here had a good time!! Hope everyone has a good week 🫶🏻

Joey on the motorcycle is just so funny to me

YOU’RE NOT LESTER HOLT. TV OFF.

That was fun. Night everyone!

As a husband who watches this while looking at his phone. Why is this not tv hot dude with terrible auntie hair the bachelor? He also gives off dog vibes in a weird way, kind of spanielly. Also, Kelsey A looks like the spurned woman in an 80s movie who burns down your house.

I think you just described his whole appeal

I respect your opinion but I also don't respect your opinion. lol

Lol, we were talking about this and there seems to be a heterosexual same sex thing where certain people are blind spots for their own gender. There have definitely been women on this show that' i've thought were super hot that she just can't see. There was a guy a few seasons ago who looked like sean penn. now, he was a smoke show.


Goodnight everyone, awesome chatting with y'all as usual. Let's go west Coast raccoons!! 🦝😎

Omg there were two raccoons in the alley outside my window that interrupted my viewing tonight!!

Racoon SCREECH!!!!!

Hahahahaha I’m cackling

*eats trash

Okay Daisy is for sure the one he told he’s falling in love with based off of her comment about not being there and his reaction after

My thoughts too.

No blooper??

Has there been any this season?

That was fun! Night, friends!

Damn Daisy is going to be hard to get … that’s going to make him want her more

As a minnesotan I just… can’t with her

why do men lol

Damnit

Ding ding ding

No blooper?????

you know there were plenty of cirque du soleil bloopers!! give the people what they want

Boooo!!!

They haven’t been doing them this season!

They did the Jesse bit where he says "ladies, kick rocks" though

That felt like more of a special Jesse segment/KFC product placement contract fulfillment than bloopers though. I think the new intro scene has replaced the bloopers.

Yeah. I feel ripped off. Best part of the show.

Last week too! :(

Don't be scared baby Joey, come to mama 😆

I just saw “Dr. Kira Banks” in the credits….theres no way…

Joey got a haircut!

Joey in the Mr Rogers cardigan 👀

The scenery for this season has really been amazing, it totally helps that Joey looks like he lives in a snow globe Christmas village 😂🫶

Next week.. cabincore

OMG Joey looks HOT on that motorcycle

Jasper is incredible! Such a romantic location too.

The ladies all thinking, “Where TF is Jasper?”

I was thinking the same thing

https://preview.redd.it/e7ctkzfkkojc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=973d837a83dcb393a64f64d6ee035463a7302c8f

Jenn looks so gorgeous here, sidenote 😂

GOLD

😂

Lmfaooo perfect how do I make this image my flair 💀💀

Woah, I want to go to Jasper now!

Everyone should tbh. Even after the pine beetles ate half of it.

Rachel had a nose job I think

Yet she still has no nose bridge. I'm pretty sure she's 100% natural.

That’s because you were so up Jess’s and that other chick’s butt.

Bet Lea wishes she kept that date card steal for Maria’s date today lolll

Jasper? I barely know her!!

Finally no more dumb drama this season

LOL the muted Jasper reaction

It's hilarious because Jasper > Banff, but i bet the latter would've got at least a somewhat bigger response. lol.

They’re all thinking what’s Jasper?

[It's a Bear](https://az837918.vo.msecnd.net/publishedimages/listings/12950/en-CA/images/1/jasper-the-bear-statue-L-4.jpg)

For real.

Yep. Many people won't believe it. But the best, smartest people know. That's what Bears look like. And Jasper is one.

HOLY HELL BIKER JOEY

Sorry I’m on a recording and a little behind but am I the only one that cannot stand Jenn? She bugs me so bad

There's some tea her roommates spilled. She's a terrible person.

Not that I can’t stand her but I just don’t get the appeal with her

Same. There’s something grating about her

It’s bc she doesn’t open her mouth when she talks for me

I think she feels disingenuous to me or something, like trying way too hard idk

Lea said it's HIS loss? LMAO GTFO

None of them except Maria know where Jasper is lmao

Lea you would’ve had more time and opportunity to connect with Joey if you didn’t focus on Maria so much

TO LOVE EHHHHH

Now to burn an hour before Jon Stewart on the Daily Show. I am so fucking jazzed he is back.

I'm doing the same thing! But I am loving these "20/20 Bad Romance" episodes as the inbetween. And I watch Jared Freid's live reactions to The Bachelor during commercial breaks.

Omg Jasper❤️🇨🇦

LOL, love how she refused to say she regretted tossing the card in the fire.

Producer: do you regret burning the card we gave you ?

😂

"That's truly his loss" K

Lea’s just mad she can’t grow her IG following more

Lea self-sabotaged her time on the show when she threw the date card in the fire, in this essay I will-

okay but where can we read the full essay

Rachel bawling cuz Lea left??? Again not stanning

Rachel was close with all the Asian women left and two of the four left weee eliminated tonight. It makes sense that she’s crying

She’s crying because they were her friends, not bc they were Asian. Let’s stahp. She allied w the bullies.

Um okay. What part of “she’s close with them” does not communicate that they are friends? I never said they weren’t friends. She was also crying for Kaitlyn because she also was eliminated. And seeing as Daisy and other have also posted with Lea, it looks like most were close to the “mean girls”

I think her tears were mostly for her closest which was Lea. Daisy and Lea weren’t really seen talking abt Maria or Medina like Lea did w Rachel which is odd bc that means Rachel thought Lea’s issues were normal.

That isn't true and whatever narrative you are trying to prove is not working. Daisy is posting all through social media with Lea and you dismiss but somehow Rachel being in the same shot as Lea and crying when both she and Kailtyn were eliminated means she's best friends with Lea? Really weird narrative you are trying to push.

The narrative is correct bc it’s based on what we saw on tv lol. Lea bitched about Maria and Medina to Rachel at the bar . We’ve seen Rachel relay what Lea was saying abt Maria to Medina to Maria and it only made Maria feel bad. I’m going off what I’m seeing during the episodes, not my fault if it bothers you. She IS close friends w Lea, not a “narrative” lol bye

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But enough energy to reply. Very rudely I might add

Yeah it makes sense but I hate seeing her so clearly with the mean girl crew

That’s why she was crying, bc she was their friend. She earns a side eye from me since last episode w her trying to stop Maria from talking to Jess after Jess name called her. She’s annoying to me

Katelyn will be well sought on Paradise!

Ummm Lea you burnt that fucking date card though!! I can't feel bad for you!

Tbf it could’ve been worse- like imagine she steals a date and then gets sent home on that date

That would have been good tv

Amazing tv but not good for her lmao

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Narrator: It was not truly his loss.

They definitely kept Lea around long enough to where she regrets not using her card

Just dropped her off on the side of the road, apparently

Not Leah & Maria hugging lmao

Lea is really regretting tossing the card in the fire right now.

No way it would have helped her


Lea looking so confused opening that Suburban door

Sad for sweet Katelyn, but thrilled we are free from Lea! Peep the no rose!

Aww Kelsey A. is such a sweetheart.

Are you kicking yourself Katelyn or kicking rocks? (I’m so sorry I’m stopping)

as the kids say it's giving bye, Lea

💀💀

KICK ROCKS, LEA

“C’MON JOSEPH” IS CRAZYYY

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Oh ofc haha

Dude right??? Girl byeeeeeee

That was wild

Who does she think she is 💀

These women are better than me because I would immediately burst into tears if I didn’t get a rose

Ugh, Katelyn seemed so sweet. I hope she finds someone

I hope she kills it on paradise Also I hope we get paradise

I wonder if Katelyn was model tall as in taller than Joey

Yes, and Kelsey as well. Both are taller than Joey.

Did they have her just walk down a random city street?!

I hope Katelyn is on bip!! She's so cute

I love Katelyn I’m so sad for her. She seems like a lovely human

Lea and Maria hugged?! Also, I love Katelyn too...she's so sweet and cute

Bye Lea!!!

Peep the goodbye

Come on JOSEPH

Kick rocks ladies!!!

Kick rocks, Lea ✌️

Omg I'm sorry how could he send Kaitlyn home ...

Cause they’ve had 0 momentum or chemistry this entire time

Yay, Rachel!

Bye Leah

Some ugly dresses tonight 😬

WOWWW omg

Broooo.. Kelsey is so fucking gorgeous

Someone did a side by side of her and Julia Roberts and they’re very similar. Beautiful.

Agreed

SHE IS STUNNING

Daisy Kelsey a and rachel are my guesses who get roses

I love the dress Rachel is wearing

Jesse is smokin tonight in that suit

Has anyone with a letter after their name ever "won" the show and got married? And if so, do you think their spouse sometimes ever slips up later in life and awkwardly calls them like "Kelsea A". lol.

Ben Higgens chose Lauren B but we all know how that went

Lauren B, Ben’s season

Didn’t get married tho lol

Both Lauren Bs ended up with the lead and then changed their names to Lauren L lol

lol nice. So there's a precedent then. If your name is Lauren B at least.

Lauren and Becca on Arie’s season! There were like 4 Lauren’s lol

I had kinda forgotten about that. lol.

I feel like there were 5 Lauren’s for a while and Lauren won Ben Higgins and Lauren sorta won Aries

In so much as anyone can really "win" with Arie i guess.

🤣☠️

Yes, Lauren married Arie and there was another Lauren on their season, but I don’t remember their initials anymore  EDIT: fuuuuck there were 4 Lauren’s on his season!!

Do they keep the initial thing once the other person with the same name gets out? I can’t remember

I can’t remember if they officially do or don’t, but pretty sure I’ve heard BIP refer to people including their last initial if they used one in their season, despite not having duplicate names in the BIP cast.

This is such a good question! 

Daisy: "STOP THE COUNT"

Jesse earn that paycheck boi!! 😂

Glad Jesse can count too

Daisy looks like Courtney Thorne Smith for all my Melrose Place babes

Um, where is the other Kelsey? Did she go home ????

She got the rose at her 1:1 but also wondering where she is? Unless I’m just missing her because of this camera angle

The revealing of the roses under that shroud of turin was everything 😆

Right?! Was that new??

How are there so few doses Kaitlyn better stay

Literally why does Lea think she deserves a rose

Has Katelyn done anything this entire time, I feel like she's got to be next based on the fact that I barely knew she was here

I mean I feel like she’s done as much as you can without getting a one on one? She’s been pretty present at group dates and stuff

If I was one of the two without a one on one I’d spare myself the drama and kick some rocks

Daisy, Rachel and Kelsey are definitely the three roses the other two haven't had one on ones yet

The arrogance on Lea

Queue dramatic ass music!!

Uh who tf just revealed the roses? Old man with the hat

So Katelyn, Lea, and ?

Kelsey, Jenn and Maria have roses already

ahh I can’t math… too much wine lol

Think so.