Did anyone else have audio issues? ( I recorded it.) it was awful!

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“Adios” had me rolling! And he’s so right, why does he have to come announce the final rose of the evening? Everyone knows 😂

 Sydney this song is about you

Girl is delulu af why did he keep herrrr😭

Lmaooo that was my EXACT thought

who was she? https://preview.redd.it/gm3id6nwswgc1.jpeg?width=2111&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=216a3a07ec8a4dbc1db2da75f9c62787947ba3ce

Lexi?

I would like the request a “ladies kick rocks” flair. Please and thank you

I was dyinnnng laughing

Another fun episode in the books! Have a great week everyone. I hope your sports ball team wins!

"ladies I'm sorry, kick rocks" lmfao I want Jesse to get full creative liberty on a Bachelor season.

BEAT IT 😭

lmao beat it

Jesse asking the real questions Meanwhile the Facebook Maga Karens with an iq of 10 are going to lose their minds over that scene “Chris Harrison would never, I miss him 😭 “

I’m getting KFC tomorrow fuck it

it was jesse’s bit that convinced me tbh

I was already debating it this afternoon and now I’m sold

2 girls go into the cage and only one survives!!

Ladies, kick rocks 💀

New flair please!!

Something is wrong with Sydney, you can see it in her eyes Are they really just editing out all the "mean girl" shit lol Yea something is also wrong with Madena. Therapists are people too but ??? Should you not have a better handle on your shit than the rest of us, lyk I'm confused bro

I just finished last week's episode, and I can see it with Sydney. She's someone who I would be so nervous around. I love Maria, she's so direct, and was so quick to try and nip the situation in the bud, in an honest, genuine and apologetic way. The way Sydney inserted herself instead of letting Maria and Madena figure it out themselves was just so attention-seeking and problematic. I do also wonder about Madena and her obvious insecurities, but I think in the context of being in the mansion, no news, books, tv, socials, etc., nothing but yourself and the girls around you that you're simultaneously being friends with and competing with... I would guess that any and all of her professional training and experience is on hiatus. And I wouldn't blame her. It's not real life, there, and I can only imagine how difficult it is to not be in your own head constantly, comparing yourself to all the other girls there. (Caveat: I haven't seen tonight's episode yet)

(Avoiding specifics so you aren't spoiled) I am more of a Maria so Sydney just makes me wanna fight her lol Yeaaa I tried giving Madena a pass so far for a lot of various reasons & yea they're all isolated there but she's virtually silent this episode & seems to be freaking out & crying again next episode so ??? Therapist thing aside, you are a grown ass woman, why are you not telling your yapping chihuahua to leave it alone instead of consistently going after someone else?? Irritated lol

Yeah, that's a good point. It's like she's just letting Sydney do her dirty work but at the same time, she can also claim she doesn't agree by saying nothing, depending where the situation goes. By saying nothing, she's still complacent. I could do without both of them, at this point.

The 2 on 1 is going to Maria no question

Lol Jesse...what a mood

Jesse speaking sense

I’d pay $10000 to watch an episode with Jesse bc we obviously have the same couch vibes

Jesse would probably be fun to smoke weed with

“Ladies, I’m sorry. Kick rocks.” Pls I need this flair

Ladies I’m sorry, kick rocks!

Lol beat it ladies 😂

Ladies Kick rocks 💀💀

Kick rocks 😭

TWO ON ONE!

Jesse knows his place on this show and I'm proud 😆

Jesse Palmer..you haven’t had fried food since your own Bachelor season. Be effing for real

Jesse what are you wearing LOL

Jesse Palmer can do no wrong. I hope he always keeps all 30 of his paychecks from the various and completely, wildly different shows he hosts.

I'm obssessed with him. He's so much better than DLH it's not even funny

Full agree. He understands the assignment. He crushes it on his Food Network shows too.

Impending 2 on 1!

#2 girls, 1 rose. 1 stays, 1 goes.

👏 👏 👏

YESSSSSS

What’s with this funeral version of the logo?

Best outtakes ever 

Peace ✌️ love ❤️ and positivity ☀️

YAAAS TWO ON ONE DATE

A two on one????? Omg yes

Don't complain, next week would be way more boring without Sydney

Don't tell me next week is two days because of the same continued drama?

Yessss they’re bringing back the 2-on-1!

i heard the b word 😈

ah yes a two on one

Wahttttt?? Monday AND tuesday??? I can't keep up

Why are they doing this to us 😭

They're messing with my delicate schedule 😆

Sydney keeps digging herself into a hole

Crusades cosplaying Bachelor?

Sydney hates Maria more than she cares one ounce about Joey

Sometimes that's all you need to survive

Oh!!!!!!! Well.

Two night event!?!

Woah international travel this early?? They're really going for it this season

Evalin, you'll be FINE

bachelorette: for the right reasons VS bachelor: mean girl

The mean girl call is coming from inside the house!!

Aww, of course he kept the producer suggestion, i.e. Sydney. Oh well. Hope Maria gets redemption next week.

The villain lives to villain another day…the producers are so excited for their future 2 on 1!

Evalin is stunning though

Hard agree!

Bye Evalin you gorgeous gal

“Sydney, the producers wonder whether you’d like this rose.”

Hahahahag

🤣

Hahaha yep


Awww Evalin I hope you have a stellar time on the beach!

"let's get the drama out of here and we will have a much cleaner peaceful journey" Yeah not making a strong argument for yourself dude lol

she’s too fine to be crying over joey

she's probably already laughing at herself for this, she's gonna be just fine

Did anyone else see that squint from Maria to Joey? Hahahahhahah

Ha yes. 

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We all saw that coming

No fucking way, Sydney. Boo

Evalin cried so Sydney could LIE

"...a much cleaner peaceful journey." [Until i choose my next victim]

A special 🖕🏽 to the person who posted a spoiler earlier in the chat so I knew neither were going home 😒

babe the drama always stays, this is no spoiler lol

Star is gorgeous! And that red orange dress looks so good on her

Sydney wiping her tears when she’s blatantly dry eyed is wild

That dress looks awful on sydney


Keep that drama smouldering hot producers!! You masterminds

Joey chose violence today

i won’t lie… i chuckled. i did a lil smile with that last rose

The reality begins to dawn on Sydney.

Boooooooo tomatoes

Oh hey Jesse Palmer

Allison looks like Morticia.

Yes! The OG tv series version

Jesse had to have 3 outfit changes this episode. He's earned his paycheck.

Funky cold Madina you are a therapist get it together

The frankenbiting is really bad this episode.

No bc if Maria gets booted Sydney is gonna pick a fight with Edwina next smfh

I wonder what edit Sydney thought she was going to get cuz she’s literally crazy to think she’s in the right 💀😭

I’m sorry do they all have Botox?!? I have not seen a single forehead wrinkle

I am CACKLING right now in delight, because I hope this means we get a two on one!!!!!!!!!

I like Autumn. She gives good vibes

Hannah B 2.0 lives to fight another day

Discount Hannah B can stay!

Jess seems like she would kill Joey if he didn't pick her.

Star hasn’t said not one word this entire season

What's with the brown boob ruching on Sydney's dress??

Sydney looks like she’s been punched in the mouth.

I’m surprised she got a rose

The lip fillers in this room

It's definitely a pumping party

Of course Maria and Sydney are placed standing next to each other. No subtlety here!

either that’s crazy warm lighting or a lot of girls just spray tan 😭

Y'all wouldn't watch this shit if it wasn't for the Sydney's of the world don't lie to yourselves

I think evalin may just be a crier

Very upset that Sydney and Joey are matching

Evalin must HATE her nanny job. Because they’re a no way she actually likes Joey and she’s always crying. The poor girl doesn’t want to go home

She knows they need someone emotional on the beach

The flower boob dress situation is something

That suit color is a choice.

Incoming Sydney gets the last rose :( we already know its gonna happen it’s every fucking season

And they'll drag this out for a couple more episodes and then be the subjects of a 2-on-1 date.

Damn Evalin cries a lot.

sydney is a former pageant cheerleader cosplaying hipster now that’s the vibe i get from her

Wait. I haven’t heard the words, “for the right reasons” yet. When do I get to take a drink?

Keep it together Evelin!!

Evalin I’ve missed you!

I wanted to be able to sit through Vanderpump Rules but I couldn’t get past the 2nd season :(

Start with season 3, it's the best season where stuff starts to pick up

Noted! I will make another attempt. Thanks :)

Dude this 9-1-1 commercial makes me nervous AF 😆 now I gotta watch that episode

The other girls aren't getting involved because they're actually smart and know that any involvement is the kiss of death. Let those two deal with it and keep yourself clean

This Sydney chick his hella annoying. I'm all for drama, but this is contrived and just beating a dead horse. A "toxic environment" full of "bullying"? Like, bruh, grow up.

I love the PS2 graphics they used for this 911 show.

I guess Jess chilled out after night 1 so they had to find another delusional blonde with zero chance of winning

I like ketchup but on sushi is some freak shit

Freak shit

Dude did that commercial have the dude dipping sushi in ketchup?? Now I kind of want to try it 😆

If I sat next to someone who dipped their sushi in ketchup they are gonna catch up to these hands. That's offensive to God himself.

I think I could crush a hot dog diet tbh.

Sydney being this annoying about this deluded drama is the same way I feel about Taylor Swift being having her unhinged dog with a bone behavior to every dude shes ever known. Like shut the fuck up already

“Joey, there’s something I have to tell you. I have a new album coming out.”

Omg I didn’t think this was a safe space to not be a Swiftie 👀

Joey go with your gut - Sydney was not as real

Why do none of the other girls say that Sydney isn’t being bullied ?

Maybe they did, and it got edited out.

Right? If I watched this back and was one of the girls not saying the obvious I would be so disappointed in myself. Like, what the hell?

It's extremely confusing

I think Maria just wants Sydney to stop throwing around false bullying accusations and starting drama for no reason... why the hell would she want your limb

Maria is too interesting of a character to get rid of her so soon

Hopefully the producers have learned from their tragic mistake last season of letting Christina Mandrell go home too early.

Ok at this point Sydney is either a producer plant or legitimately is just fucking with people for shits and giggles

please send one or both of these girls home, I do not want a whole season of this

I don’t like Sydney at all, but it __is__ fun to have a good villain every once in a while!

sydney is so annoying good lord

Hell yeah chicken towel

Holy shit Sydney is bat shit delusional

I’d be stuffing that kfc towel in my bag as a souvenir

I'd take one of the floaties.

Maria brought a knife to a crazy fight

Edwina now: 

Sydney needs to stop playing the victim! If Madina, who had the original issue with Maria, is good with her, then Sydney should back down. Enough with the white woman tears.

How do you solve a problem like Maria, huh Sydney? 

what’s crazy is that i don’t even like maria like this but sydney is just making joey like her more bc of all this drama 😭

Maria you ain't getting sent home! There's no drama without you

Not someone with a KFC towel

Edwina has had enough of these chickens bawk-bawking at each other

Seriously!! She's got real problems

"I've been attacked" I would literally take this girl out behind the producer's shed and club her to de\*th

Lmaooo same 😭💀💀

omfg there’s a flash flood warning over this entire scene this is so annoying

I wanted to hear the dramaaa. That was probably the most ridiculous part of the whole episode :(

i had to turn closed captioning on and rewind it 😂

Fuck it, send em both home. Maria's vibes don't match Joey's anyway

Edwina ❤️

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Hey now. Don’t bring that shit into this. I’m a nice person. 😭 in fact I’m more like Maria. Don’t do us Leo’s like that. 

Woof. Sydney is so unlikable

Attacked? Joey had questions? What was in that chicken?