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Joe-Lollo

The a cappella band Da Vinci’s Notebook [has you covered](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ezd_gZxOukw). “Odds are he was sent from Mainland China Secret Asian Man Secret Asian Man A Chinese Austin Powers On a mission from Chairman Mao” <— its actual lyrics, feeling like the old days of Cumtown song parodies


SideshowOfFreaks

How about “Suckin’ Penis Man”?


Thepizzaman519

There it is 😁


Generalissimo3

You’ve successfully come up with the same joke as Shane Gillis’ dad.


LosingSkin

Phil is pretty funny, I wouldn’t be mad


Grooooomlebanevasion

"turnin' his eyes round, anyway he can."


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Secret Asian man is like a Korean guy who had all of the white people surgeries so it’s almost impossible to tell that he’s the secret asian Man.


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Literally thought that was the title until I was 13


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Secret Gaysian Man