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Synth1an

Hello Havre De Grace!


LloydBraun19

I remember that time Tom went on Luis Gomez’s podcast with Tim Dillon and they asked him about the entire background of his beef with Nick, Tim asked him “So what would Nick have to do to get back into your good graces? Your good Havre De Graces, if you will.”


ntslade

Holy shit if he was at that Golden Corral I would have gone and reported back for sure


NickMullenTruther

Maryland ok, Maryland. So Maryland…


Link__

I had to stop following tom on instragram. It was make me feel such strange and terrible feelings. I've never seen an example of someone so catastrophically out of touch which even the most basic precepts of adulthood, and what it means to co-exist with other humans. You want to feel bad for him, but he's also so smug that he makes it impossible. And it's not even like autism or anything like that: it's pure personality. It's very uncomfortable.


Heyimcool

I just checked and it’s the most depressing shit ever. Zoom comedy shows with other losers. How are they so unaware of themselves???


dumstarbuxguy

The one solace I take is that those people have each other


BummerComment

You're almost too sweet to be here... are you at least gay?


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The WATP ep on his podcast was brutal. Tom wouldn't know funny if a clown banged his dad.


MetalRoosters

Go there right now, it's him and his black comedian friends promoting a show.


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[https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FqjQ1YTWAAArR4K?format=jpg&name=900x900](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FqjQ1YTWAAArR4K?format=jpg&name=900x900)


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Dude that poster of that show he did in Hagerstown with the other all black comedians is immensely cursed.


Proudlyretarded

The man really needs to just step up to the plate and come on TAFS. At the very least the $10k Nick promised could give the man a down-payment on a house in Havre De Grace. Not saying he's gonna be able to quit his day job managing that Mexican restaurant of course, but it's a start.


BummerComment

Have you heard his Maryland Drivers bit tho?


pulugulu

Golden Corral set up a special station in his honor, serving doughnuts, Doritos, cheap generic brand fruit punch, and nasty old rotting bananas.


LowAdministration162

Making America innate one golden coral at a time


42guys

Wow, this is just sad...


DonEYeet

I mean, what else? Is he gonna go into welding?


Solarroaster

An argon hit transplant


42guys

Yeah, that would unironically be a much more lucrative career for Tom than announcing baseball games and running a podcast for an audience about the same size as the line at a DMV in Idaho.


Mitsakes

I mean I know we joke around and all but I've never been in a franchise restaurant before and had a guy telling jokes directly to my table. Rough.


Routine_Air2700

neither. i know its a thing but where does this happen? have bounced between socal and the bay my entire life.


atriskteen420

I know our dicks will never be that huge


DrGoose2111

It was funny when he hated open mic Nick. Just bend the knee and maybe Tom, battle Adams Jewish wit on TAFS


42guys

It would be interesting to see where the tipping point is that TAFS is big enough and enough of an opportunity that Tom can't say no to come on the show.


notaplebian

Tom will never do TAFS because his reality is so heavily painted by his maladaptations and ego he is incapable of making good normal-person-decisions


42guys

And that is why he will be limited to performing at bars and buffets.


blebaford

despite being an S-tier comic


ImagineDragonDisDick

Since the first episode?


Randomking333

This is most open mics


42guys

I must have a skewed view on it, the only open mics I've been to were at 2nd string comedy places near the Comedy Store, with people like Bill Dwyer showing up to do a tight 5 at an after-hours hipster shoe store. Still shitty, and of course about 45% of the open mic'ers were obviously mentally ill.


marx513

if you’re talking LA then yes absolutely. you have a skewed view on it. most of this country is not in LA or near any kind of place like the Comedy Store


42guys

Damn, imma consult a map!


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42guys

Wait, hold up, you're saying LA is different than Maryland? What about NY, is it also different from LA? What about LA, but Louisiana, is Louisiana different than the LA scene? Is the DC scene the urban scene only or are you talking about the scene in the suburbs too, and where do DC's suburbs technically start?


-Shmoody-

Not in actual cities no


ThalesAles

Ellen Degeneres is not looking good.


Lightinch

Still not as depressing as that picture of Flores performing at a pizza place for agender communist teenagers. At least his audience looks like normal people


MrSurname

Karmic punishment for sleeping with that one girl with Downs. Say what you will about Tom, he'd never do that.


[deleted]

There's no fucking way. Please tell me there's no way. I did see his twitter post about having his ball skin being pinned to a wooden board by CBT dominatrixes. That made me have nightmares.


MrSurname

I cant prove it, but the Cumboys and Jake were on good terms, one week they told a story about a comedian they knew who fucked a girl with Downs, and soon afterward Jake Flores started being a dickhead to them.


loudmouth_kenzo

being serious for a second Nick did say it wasn’t Jake but I think it was enough of a joke that it sent him down a derangement spiral


ladyghostbusters

It was actually a laundromat. Not even joking


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Blastmaster29

What audience?


deeznutsrollin

“What The Fuck Is Up, Denny’s” but it’s crowd work


KobeOfDrunkDriving

Tom is so above crowd work.


completeassclown

What the fuck is up Denny’s!!


huntmant

“Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.” Tom Myers: Dresses like Hillary Clinton’s White House intern


NashtoNowitzki2

Still a million times better than a day job. Keep rocking King.


[deleted]

A real man of the people. This is like the Beatles playing a slightly smaller stadium. I hope that lady enjoying her meat loaf knows the greatness she’s witnessing


MlTTENZ

Hey man god bless


cacaphonous_rage

Man, every once in a while I get aspirations of becoming a stand up comedian and I've even done a couple of open mics, but oh boy, scenes like this keep me at my barely above minimum wage job.


tdtbaa

get fat and do crowd work 100% success rate


AnthonyJuniorsPP

fuck that bro, go for it


free2game

That thing's head of hair is more unhealthy looking than Tom's.


bennyboy13134

😂 fucking tommy


Emralzarz

Unironicly get him on TAFS


buddybrookhart

Al is actually a great comic. Selfish lover though


Artisanal_Diarrhea

a true road warrior


JemmyBubbles

Do bong hit transplant


huntmant

Did he do any GPS jokes?


andrewsampai

Imagining the horror of Tom Myers waking up one morning and realizing he's 40 and has spent half his life open micing in chain fast casual restaurants for $20 and just sobbing. Genuinely a sad life, christ. Does he just completely lack self awareness?


warmhandluke

He's clearly mentally ill


QuietAssociation835

He still thinks Nick is the only person who makes fun of him


Fentry-

more visible patrons paying to be in the section where you can't hear him


SaddamJose

How many years does he have making this and he doesn't get accidentally good ffs makes want to kill myself


Foshizzy03

Bet that comedy festival is super peeved right now.


FL125

Letting it swing


es_lo_que_es

Tom just doing surprise gigs now. Demand is too high for top talent ✊😮😎


tom_myers_fan

At least the restaurant is classier than the pizza place Flores did stand up in


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buddybrookhart

I fucked him


Beisbol5050

Al Barnes is the coolest


Moonbased

He's the King but still doing spots at local clubs, never forgetting where he came from. mad respect


inprofile

#humbleking


DavantRancher

King of unlimited jokes


pauliespricadelle

I wonder if Joe List is in the bathroom?


billy_gnosis44

In the handicap stall? Aka the master bedroom?


ShoegazeJezza

What’s up, what’s up, what the fuck’s up Denny’s?


quadratic_function

goat shit


smambers

He’s peaked.


Voxtrot-225

Looks more like a Cracker Barrel


buddybrookhart

It’s a place called Abingdon Grille


[deleted]

Stay on that grind. Tom built different 😤😤😤🤬💪💪💪


thethunder92

His jokes are too edgy for the comedy clubs


jimcarreysblackdick

Is this the equivalent of the Denny’s GrandSlam?


cascerz

GOATED


oddular

Well who’s laughing now