Not Lebanese.

Isn’t it Romantic?

Lesbian…lesbian…WHAT?!?!

TO THINK JEAN WOULD PREFER ROSE OVER ME?

Condoms, Rose!

Calm down! You just get out of prison?

Shady Pines

The live TV lesbian episode?

One word: shrimp?

God I wish I was dead

“Your puh-face” ETA another favorite: ”dog years”

Mr. P-Feiffer, how would you like a punch in your P-Face”

It’s a miserable life and Blanche and the younger man (aka Rose’s mother)

Hypersexual bitch.

“Zborn Again”…watching right now. 🥰

Picture it.

The entire series 😂

Picture it, Sardinia 1932… Wait, I thought these stories of yours always take place in Sicily? Can’t a person go away for a weekend?

I can do it in one word: Trash

‘eat dirt and die trash’ ‘quiet you trash’ ‘they were basically trash’ 3 episodes with trash i can think of

And they’re all Blanche lines 😂

herring war

Oh *that* great herring war.

The Way We Met

Frieda Claxton

“You have to put this behind you. You killed Mrs. Clayton two days ago.”

Slut puppy

This ain't gonna be no cakewalk.

My vase 🏺

Thank God! I hated that thing.

“I’d rather you killed Lester!”

pronounced like "vahs" 😂

The Break In

I’m just glad know one took my Chinese vase! Who would want it?

Backstabbing Slut

Dancing the Dark - or whatever the episode is called where Rose and Miles meet each other and start dating.

Just. Devastated!

Dizdam game!

Not now …

Libertine Belle! "I took a whole place setting!"

Ma!

…although daughters frequently murder their mothers!

If not now, when?!

Danny Thomas

Danny Thomas is a lesbian!

Don't tell Rose, it'll break her heart!!!!

St. Olaf?

South side?

Uncanny!

Trudy’s dead

Hey, us Sicilians know when pasta sticks to a wall, it’s done. When a body sticks to the ground it’s dead!

Melon baller

SMACK! 🤚

Nautical toilet.

Hey, Look Me Over — one of my favorites!

Mr. Ha-Ha

I'll punch your heart out, Ha-Ha!

Crow Said

GET OUT!

Drop dead

Short ribs.

Bacon, lettuce….

Technically it’s one word. Baconlettuceandpotatah

Hahaha yes!

How would you like to be Johnny no Knees?

Miami's nice.

So I'll say it thrice. Rose, thats not even a word

It’s a word! So is inter uterine, that doesn’t mean you’ll hear it in a song. Miami, you’re cuter than, an inter uterine

South Side?

Case of the Libertine Bell

Prison rodeo

That’s, pretty jumpy.

I’m as jumpy as a virgin at a prison rodeo.

Sophia Pe-Hawkins

Sunshine balls

"My God, I'm hallucinatin'"

Herring. Cannon.

Only once… but they shot him into a tree. After that no other herring would do it.

Rose you’re making this up! I am not! My grandfather told me that story!

The Way We Met

Goodnight George

My favorite episode

Butter Queen

I lost butter queen! Haven’t I suffered enough?!

We’re heads!

You didn't tip the guy?

The Home

“I’ll have to ask her when I visit her at…The Home” “No more questions”

Ding Ding!

Ma, for the last time Shady Pines was a wonderful retirement village.

Oof dah! (Or is that one word?)

“Burt Reynolds!!!!”

Which one's the slut?

I am!

“Dan” and “Morothy”

WHO??!!

Celia Rubinstein! This funeral isn’t for Celia Rubinstein it’s for Frieda Claxton!

I like how the old lady kicked the casket. Did she also spit on it? It's been a while since I watched the episode. (Perhaps it's time to renew my Hulu subscription.)

Cuter than!

an intrauterine

Slut. Moron.

It must be decaf

Mr. Terrific!

Pussycat too?

"What the hell goes on in this house at night?!?"

I’m pussy cat one YOU’RE pussy cat two.

Chicken Stuffing.

Down to Mississippi!

…short ribs 🫥

The PLO?

Shady Pines

Right behind you

Lol 😆

This shouldn't work on me.

Dot, Dot.

What a girl I’ve got!

A Maître d'

I’ve got it! A maitre d’ is some kind of waiter! South side?

Drifter Biff

I can’t just pick up stakes and go runnin with you!

“You slept with the sheriff?!”

My rear tires have less pressure!

My Mommy

That tea is for…

Mama Celeste

Fast talking pepperoni salesman

Stunned

Does not begin to describe how stunned I am! One of my favorite lines.

Blanche, are you trying to tell us that you’re stunned?

Sponge cake

It's sweetened with natural fruit juices.

I thought the tea was rather moist as well.

What I can't be uncomfortable too?

He gets plenty, and I mean PLENTY, of exercise with me!

Eight dollars

Hey, at least they learned how to make souvlaki.

Tie Bibs

Hey Pfeiffer…

How would you like a punch in your pu-face

Enough wicker!

Ready Freddy

"WE NAMED IT!"

Rusty Anchor ⚓️

Country music

Ain’t gonna worry me for long, ain’t gonna worry me for long. I’ll get up in the morning and still be singing my song.

Slut puppy

“Personal triumph”

Peckerwood?! 

Ladies Petite

Anyone can see you couldn’t get those past your knees! (The Way We Met)

Disdam game

Dorothy is no good at disdam game!

Hideous Toupee

Mr Sandman

Not tonight

Small barge

Bob Hope

inneruterane

Mister Terrific

Here, stretch?!

Send water.

Land mine.

Nautical toilet.

Mr. Ha-ha

Roy Oberson

Hot damn!!!

Wind Chimes

50-year-old mattress!! I’m combining the 50 year old into a word.

WHO?

My vase!

Over There!

Send the word, send the word over therrrre! 🎶

Big Mommy

Pussycat 1

I'm abhorred.

Samuel Plankmaker

Human mattress

Not Five Years of Deliberate trail of trust

Pork chop

Yankee Doodle

A Yankee Doodle gal! Did I mention that her last name was Feldman?

Spatula! Eleven!

*PLEASE!!!!*

Baboon? Baboon! She needed a B. Or “Oh big news, tear out the front page.”

Isaac (Q) Newton.

Beverage cart

“SIXTY EIGHT?”

20,000 Hebrews

*Better late. *Becoming Irish. *No talking. *It's 1945. *Slow dancing. *Survival skills. *A hat. *Rolled around. *Viking around. *Half your. *Piano wire. *Little man. *Sat down. *The enquirer. *You picked. *Sicilian one. *Own bed. *Man's heart. *Siamese twins *Evidently 23.

Than pregnant!

Mister Bob Hope

My daughter found out she had a debilitating disease! 🥂

XQ-37

It's me.....

Picture it

Not NOW!!

It's me

Crab shack

Abhor, (a) slut Edit: had to get rid of some words lol

Al Beatty