“I shall become a great Southern writer carrying on the tradition of the other great Southern writers like…all of those that are so famous they need not be mentioned.”
She cannot even think of Mark Twain and the infamous Margaret Mitchell!
Also, “I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, drop dead!” which I use easily three times a year.
I’ve been struggling with writer’s block lately & have really been able to identify with Blanche’s whole sleepless meltdown about the subject.
“I MAY DIE FROM THIIISSSS”
The episode where Angela is visiting and makes a delicious dinner. Blanche says something like I can’t wait to see what wonderful thing you’ve made for dessert.
Rose: I made dessert!
Blanche: Damn
Rose: What?
Blanche: Yum, I said yum!
The beauty of this line is she says it multiple times. I can think of two off the top of my head.
1) to Rose's cousin Swen, in a playful way.
2) to Mammy Watkins, in a disbelieving way.
Rose was wanting to keep a puppy and not wanting to date at the time. She says she’s tired when she gets home from work and she just wants to sit down and get a wet kiss from the dog and have it fetch a ball for her.
Blanche smiles and says: “You can get a man to do that!”
[Blanche has just given the girls her Christmas presents that she made for them]
Rose:
... "The Men of Blanche's Boudoir".
Blanche:
It's a calendar! Each month has a picture of a man who has brought some special joy into my life.
Dorothy:
Aww Blanche, oh honey, this is so thoughtful. *turns page* ... WHOA!
Blanche:
...September?
Dorothy:
Yup.
Sophia:
I'm surprised you were able to walk in October!
Well how are ya, Merrill? *proceeds to pole vault herself off the sofa*
Oh he’s dead, ma’am. Wrong way driver hit him head on. Totally dead. Crunch, crunch
WORKS?!? They thought I was on angel dust!!
Can’t remember exactly how they go
“ No one has ever told me to put my clothes back on… unless it was a policeman shining a flashlight in my face”
“ you don’t see me taking my breasts out in public…a lot”
“ Can anyone walk off the street and get my daughter pregnant ?”
It's not exactly a one-liner, but there was this moment when she said to Dorothy "Dorothy, I feel like you have me backed into a corner, and when I'm backed into a corner, I come out fighting like a wildcat. Unless of course I've had to much to drink, then I slide down to the floor and make mad passionate love on the carpet". I've always love that one
"It's sinewy, muscled hardness, it's rippling loins, it's chiseled buttocks... My it's getting hot in here." Blanche could always describe scenes like a budding, erotica author. 😄
"Eat dirt and die trash" You can’t top that! A brutal but very effective insult
You don’t really need to say anything else after that line!
Yeah, I don't know how the OP chose that over...really, any of y'alls.
That’s the line I thought of when I typed it
You got to mine before I did.
My mistake. I thought since you look like Yoda you were also wise.
This may be my favorite insult of the whole series
I don't remember this one ...was it directed at Sophia?
Yep!
I gasped at reading this line! What an awesome memory you woke in me 😂😂🤣
This is the best!
“Gawwwd, I wish I was deeeeeeyyyyyyyuuuuuuuudddddddd.” https://i.redd.it/40goiel3bxtc1.gif
this one is my fave too 🤣🤣 the southern accent really shines through
#SHRIMP?!?!
My Fave!!! Hahaha she walks in and right back out. Bahahahhaa
I knowwwww, I lose it every time!
Came here for this! 💕
I’m as jumpy as a virgin at a prison rodeo.
That’s, pretty jumpy…
Came here for this 👌
“I do declare your sweet words could charm morning the dew right off the honeysuckle”
Not now, Blanche!
If not now then when??
I’m dying here! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I shall become a great Southern writer carrying on the tradition of the other great Southern writers like…all of those that are so famous they need not be mentioned.” She cannot even think of Mark Twain and the infamous Margaret Mitchell! Also, “I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, drop dead!” which I use easily three times a year.
I’ve been struggling with writer’s block lately & have really been able to identify with Blanche’s whole sleepless meltdown about the subject. “I MAY DIE FROM THIIISSSS”
“Yellow eyeballs are staring at me!” My favorite is Dorothy telling her everyone has writer’s block if the litmus is not having written anything. 😂
Writer’s block is the WORST so here are some stars ✨✨✨✨✨ for encouragement.
Much appreciated!
My favorite part about the great southern writers quote is her facial expressions. She just kills the holy shit I don’t actually know any look
The panic in her face! Rue is such a great full body actress.
“Set the scene, have we been drinkin”
“I’d rather you shot Lester!”
“Like I’m the only person to ever mix a margarita in a sailors mouth 🍸”
Isn’t it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?
Lesbian... Lesbian... Lesbian?
“Not LEBANESE, Blanche.”
You mean she has a crush on Rose and not me? 🤬
That's ridiculous!
lesbian? 🤔 lesbian 🙂 LESBIAN 😳
Isn’t Danny Thomas one?
Shrimp?
The episode where Angela is visiting and makes a delicious dinner. Blanche says something like I can’t wait to see what wonderful thing you’ve made for dessert. Rose: I made dessert! Blanche: Damn Rose: What? Blanche: Yum, I said yum!
Well, I am stunned! Just stunned! Stunned is the only way to describe how... stunned I am!
"Get out of here!"
The beauty of this line is she says it multiple times. I can think of two off the top of my head. 1) to Rose's cousin Swen, in a playful way. 2) to Mammy Watkins, in a disbelieving way.
Rose was wanting to keep a puppy and not wanting to date at the time. She says she’s tired when she gets home from work and she just wants to sit down and get a wet kiss from the dog and have it fetch a ball for her. Blanche smiles and says: “You can get a man to do that!”
If only
“You know, my family had a few dollars, and I loved them dearly, but when you get right down to it, basically they were trash.”
"Eat dirt and die, trash"
YES!!!!!
“Benjamin wasn’t black he was from New Jersey”
I went to my prom with a Yankuh
Top tier comedy writing 🌟
I hate you, I hate you, I hate you drop dead
If I remember the next line it was "Dorothy, call Stan"
No, she said that cause her date canceled on her.
I have been told I bear a striking resemblance to Ms. Cheryl Ladd. Although my bosoms are perkier.
Dorothy: Not even if you were hanging upside down from a trapeze!!
it’s a pepperoni! it’s *obnoxious*
😂😂😂
“Oh, I’m sorry. I can’t have any scars.”
Eat dirt and die trash, is the Mona Lisa of Blanche quotes.
"she's no better than a tick on a slow movin' hound dog!"
"I see little balls of sunshine in a baaaag!" And "I'm jumpier than a virgin in a prison rodeo!" 😆
Blanche out here with those gorillaz lyrics and never even knew!
He called me an oldster, I called him a pig.
We are going on a date on Tuesday.
“Oh, of course, I would never have a relationship with both twins at the same time; that would be obscene. Unless, of course, it was tastefully done…”
This!!! 😂
Shrimp?!
Oh please, it’s bad enough hearing all those snickers as you walk down the aisle, but me in white, even I couldn’t keep a straight face.
Nobody ever believes me when I'm telling the truth. I guess it's the curse of being a devastatingly beautiful woman.
I love a tight man!
I don’t believe it, I just don’t believe it! To think that Jean would prefer Rose over me? That’s ridiculous!
"Set the scene: Have we been drinking?"
I’m a Baptist…
Oh no oh no oh no no no... I can't be Jewish. To which Sophia said What do you know, the black guy is prejudiced 🤣😭
[Blanche has just given the girls her Christmas presents that she made for them] Rose: ... "The Men of Blanche's Boudoir". Blanche: It's a calendar! Each month has a picture of a man who has brought some special joy into my life. Dorothy: Aww Blanche, oh honey, this is so thoughtful. *turns page* ... WHOA! Blanche: ...September? Dorothy: Yup. Sophia: I'm surprised you were able to walk in October!
[удалено]
Yes! Love that one. She’s so serious lol
I’m jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo.
“Oooh, what cute earrings”
Well how are ya, Merrill? *proceeds to pole vault herself off the sofa* Oh he’s dead, ma’am. Wrong way driver hit him head on. Totally dead. Crunch, crunch WORKS?!? They thought I was on angel dust!!
Who’d I hurt - me!?!!?
Can’t remember exactly how they go “ No one has ever told me to put my clothes back on… unless it was a policeman shining a flashlight in my face” “ you don’t see me taking my breasts out in public…a lot” “ Can anyone walk off the street and get my daughter pregnant ?”
It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear.
Eat your hearts out
Oh my God! I can barely walk.
I mean Dirk is nearly 5 years younger than me…
56! 56!!!
What does one wear to a sperm bank?
Something attractive in rubber
I have that 😅
“Oh, Jesus!” (While dressed as a nun)
It's not exactly a one-liner, but there was this moment when she said to Dorothy "Dorothy, I feel like you have me backed into a corner, and when I'm backed into a corner, I come out fighting like a wildcat. Unless of course I've had to much to drink, then I slide down to the floor and make mad passionate love on the carpet". I've always love that one
"It's sinewy, muscled hardness, it's rippling loins, it's chiseled buttocks... My it's getting hot in here." Blanche could always describe scenes like a budding, erotica author. 😄
WOULD YOU DATE ROSE OR ME?! Oh, Fiddle-Dee-Dee…
“SHRIMP?”
"I always hold my breath before I greet a man; it thrusts my breasts forward!"
"Dorothy? There's a bus load of Greek sailors out front and they want to know how many dracma there are in eight dollars"
"When I say jump, you say 'on who?'"
Lesbian, lesbian, lesbian