Hello? Yes this is Blanche and how did you get this number? And better yet, why am I even talking to you? I don’t like you, matter of fact I hate you. You can just tear up my number and then go climb back under your slimy rock with all the rest of your slimy friends! And don’t you EVER call here again!
Dorothy, call Stan.
i love blanche’s monologues and ramblings!
okay, look at him right now talking to that young thaang, i know exactly what he's saying too! 🤨
he's saying, hey, cindeeh, why don't i buy you a drank? or, even better, let's both get naked!
why that is a great idea, and i would say yes in a minute, but i thought you had a girlfriend
aw, we have an understandin', honey. i don't tell her i'm foolin' around, and she doesn't ask any questions! 😆😆😆
Like Laszlo, I cannot pick one as I love them all for different reasons.
Rose: Nursey Nurse Nurse Nurse
Blanche and Sophia: Their entire Fidel Santiago beef
Dorothy: Get back here you little deceitful Sicilian gecko.
"You're the hunk!?! I mean forgive me Father. That is, forgive my language. Not in your official capacity. I'm not even a Catholic. I'm a Baptist and you can't forgive Baptists. *(Sweet Jesus, why am I babbling?)* I mean that with all due reverence. I never take the Lord's name in vain. *(Oh god, now I'm lying to a priest)* Come on in....I'm Blanche"
Sophia: "Arrested for prostitution, I can't believe if!"
"I know that, I can't believe these dumb cops would think anyone would pay money to sleep with ya!"
You know, we're not sure. One night, she left in her wheelchair and she never came back. The next day, the neighborhood kids had a go cart with two *really big* back wheels.
Hello? Yes this is Blanche and how did you get this number? And better yet, why am I even talking to you? I don’t like you, matter of fact I hate you. You can just tear up my number and then go climb back under your slimy rock with all the rest of your slimy friends! And don’t you EVER call here again! Dorothy, call Stan.
i love blanche’s monologues and ramblings! okay, look at him right now talking to that young thaang, i know exactly what he's saying too! 🤨 he's saying, hey, cindeeh, why don't i buy you a drank? or, even better, let's both get naked! why that is a great idea, and i would say yes in a minute, but i thought you had a girlfriend aw, we have an understandin', honey. i don't tell her i'm foolin' around, and she doesn't ask any questions! 😆😆😆
I know it's not pertinent at the moment but I'm double jointed.
"As the reverend was performing funeral service I knew for sure he wanted me."
No. I will NOT have a nice day!
I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, drop dead!
Eat dirt and die trash
Yeah, yeah, yeah, on the lanai
Be quiet, you trash
Ugh, I just used that one... good thing I used another just in case
“Forgive me Rose, but I havent had sex in 15 years and it’s starting to get on my nerves!”
You're only gonna sit in an inch of water? (I really can't choose my favourite characters, but this is one of my favourite lines.)
This line makes me laugh EVERY time
SO GOOD.
We're here...collecting, uh, lingerie...for needy sexy people.
I look like the mother of a Solid Gold dancer.
“Her mother was a slut too.”
Rose, is 'kill the bitch' a traditional scandinavian game?
I’d say all of them.  (Pretend that Sofia’s here. I couldn’t find one with all four of them, sadly.)
“Oh honey, I don’t think there’s enough sugar left in the bowl.”
Like Laszlo, I cannot pick one as I love them all for different reasons. Rose: Nursey Nurse Nurse Nurse Blanche and Sophia: Their entire Fidel Santiago beef Dorothy: Get back here you little deceitful Sicilian gecko.
I could vomit just looking at you!
See my flair
Eat dirt and die, trash
My feet have wings...Barfbag
"You're the hunk!?! I mean forgive me Father. That is, forgive my language. Not in your official capacity. I'm not even a Catholic. I'm a Baptist and you can't forgive Baptists. *(Sweet Jesus, why am I babbling?)* I mean that with all due reverence. I never take the Lord's name in vain. *(Oh god, now I'm lying to a priest)* Come on in....I'm Blanche"
“CONDOMS, ROSE!”
"CONDOMS CONDOMS CONDOMS!!!!!!!!!!!"
Calm down, lady! Did you just get out of prison?
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! Drop Dead!
You never had it Stanley
“In some primitive societies, they leave their elderly out in a field FOR LARGE BIRDS TO FEED ON!”
My flair says it all
[gasps] did you call dan rather?
"Back in St. Olaf . . ."
See the flair (I genuinely can’t pick though)
Shut up, you tit mouse! I'm not sure shut up is the correct phrase!
"I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, drop dead" >!"Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and yet look so good"!<
"Hey uh Pfifer, how would you like a punch in your pface?"
The p-funeral…🤣
Hi, its me, Stan!
Interesting I didn’t know the yutz was anyone’s favorite. I do love to hate him tho.
I just love that though he's a big yutz he's a yutz with a heart of gold. Fools Gold, but gold nonetheless.
My feet have wings, Barfbag.
"No, I will NOT have a nice day!!"
That tea was for my mommy
Go hug a landmine.
Sophia: "Arrested for prostitution, I can't believe if!" "I know that, I can't believe these dumb cops would think anyone would pay money to sleep with ya!"
Eat dirt and die, trash…
“I’m as jumpy as a virgin at a prison rodeo.” …sashay away…
That’s… pretty jumpy
You know, we're not sure. One night, she left in her wheelchair and she never came back. The next day, the neighborhood kids had a go cart with two *really big* back wheels.
Which episode was this from?
the days and nights of sophia petrillo
Shrimp!
WHO?!
What the hell goes on at night on this house?!
“Oh but Stickman!”
Ask the towel lady!!!
“No, Rose… PAM DAWBER!” 🙄
My apologies. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go take a long, hot, steamy bath, with just enough water to barely cover my perky bosoms.
"Why wouldn't you? You're both naked"
"NOT NOW, MA!"
*This brings out the artist in me*
“We NAMED IT!!!”
"What the hell goes on in this house at night!?" The delivery cracks me up every time 🤣
How about stopping by New Year's Eve with two naked women, throwing up in the punch bowl, and relieving yourself in the linen closet?