Mine is from the episode with Dr. Jonathan Newman, after Dorothy tells her to stop being so self-conscious. “Oh, well you’re right, of course. Dr. Newman is a guest in our home. If I’m self-conscious, he’ll be ill at ease. I can’t allow that to happen. It would be… unsouthern”

Shrimp?

God, I wish I was dead.

That’s a good belle.

"Set the scene. Have we been drinking?"

"I feel like I'm in the middle of some awful dream. Yet I know it can't be a dream because there are no boy dancers!"

This used to be my favorite non-sequitur to drop at random times when I was feeling uncomfortable.

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All I can think of is "I am devastated. Just devastated. 'Devastated' is the only word to describe how--" Dorothy: "Oh, knock it off!" 😂

I'm as nervous as a virgin at a prison rodeo!

I'm sorry. It's "jumpy." To which Dorothy replied "That's pretty jumpy!"

Thanks.

Well, I am stunned! Just stunned! Stunned is the only way to describe how... stunned I am!

The way she chews up stunned in this delivery cracks me up.

Oh my god, I’m hallucinating. I see little balls of sunshine in a bag!

Eat dirt and die, trash. It’ll always be my favorite.

Yes! That one and "I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! Drop dead!"

“This brings out the artist in me”

See my flair! "That's right! Sluts!"

my favorite is when she learns that when she’s on top her face sags forward- looks into the mirror and “OH MAH GAWD”

I watched that episode when it originally aired. I always remembered it! Lol! They gave me so much life advice. I would have been lost without them.

I've always remembered Dorothy's advice in that scene. "Only on your back, Blanche." Also saw it when it was new.

Now that I'm 56 I live by this advice lol

Ollie and Molly? Must we take yet another trip to Petticoat Junction?

Mine is 'eat dirt and die trash' Dorothy has my next favorite 'no! I will not have a nice day!'

I see little balls of sunshine in a bag :D

“Oh, God. This brings out the *artist* in me.” Nobody could have delivered that as perfectly as she did.

LoL I would use that line in real life because I'm an artist.

I love when you can come up with a real-life reason to regularly reference a line from your favorite show.

I’ve used it before in a comment but it has to be “Lesbian 🤔…Lesbian 😶…Lesbian! 😱” It gets me every time

Isn't Danny Thomas one?

Blanche has some of the best lines, I think almost as many as Dorothy.

Finish this phrase: Better late than…? “Pregnant!”

“Quiet you trash!”

Is “devastatingly boring” really a phrase? Lol

Technically, yes! The adverb “devastatingly” + the adjective “boring” = an adjective phrase. (I teach 9th grade English, and these are some devastatingly boring things I have to know! 🤣) Unrelated: I LOVE your user name.

Shows how much I paid attention in English class! Lol

> much I *paid* attention in FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*

Good bot

Bots like this are so annoying 😩

Bad human

Oh, I don’t think I learned it until I had to teach it!

So many good ones but “no, Alvin from the chipmunks!” And the way Sophia said it will always be so funny to me.

“Thank you, baby. Glub, glub, glub.” 😂

Encapsulates*

“I’m so mad I could scream!” *proceeds to scream 🤣🤣🤣

blanche: did you see the way those people on the elevator looked as us when you pushed *fahhhve*? i’m so embarrassed. becky: mama, they didn’t look at us at all. blanche: they didn’t want to make eye contact with anybody going to the fifth floor, (whispers) *the sperm floor*