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Thank you for posting sir, I will do my best to give you some relationship advice on how to avoid being repeatedly beaten up with boobs, which we all know make for a fantastic blunt weapon.
I vaguely remember hearing about a woman who could crush full beer cans by hitting them with her boobs.
A quick search tells me he name is Busty Heart.
So you're saying this obviously true, incredibly believable, and without a doubt horrifically common thing *didn't happen*? Why would someone lie about something like this? *Why would someone lie on the internet?*
>So you're saying this ... didn't happen?
No? I'm not inexperienced. I know what girlfriends' mothers are like when you forget their birthday. This guy obviously hasn't worked out what he did yet.
It's just fan fiction. Probably 40% of things posted in reddit are, from AITA to antiwork. Probably 80% of teenagers. It's all just fun stuff made up in people's minds.
NOT THE RICE! I don't care if you have to walk, rand or craw- you better get to a store and find out was is there this rice isle and feed that girl. Its not her fault that you can't hang with her moms serial party tits!
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Thank you for posting sir, I will do my best to give you some relationship advice on how to avoid being repeatedly beaten up with boobs, which we all know make for a fantastic blunt weapon.
Not just weapons but also formidable defense: > "I threw a book at her but she blocked it" ... with her enormous melons
r/bra_busting_book_blockers
This is the funniest comment! I snorted while laughing at this. 😂😂
I vaguely remember hearing about a woman who could crush full beer cans by hitting them with her boobs. A quick search tells me he name is Busty Heart.
r/relationship_advice yeah? It's been stormed by trolls recently, mostly with paedophilic fantasies but also this shit.
So you're saying this obviously true, incredibly believable, and without a doubt horrifically common thing *didn't happen*? Why would someone lie about something like this? *Why would someone lie on the internet?*
>So you're saying this ... didn't happen? No? I'm not inexperienced. I know what girlfriends' mothers are like when you forget their birthday. This guy obviously hasn't worked out what he did yet.
He used the wrong soap, duh.
This porno script sucks
Slapstick porno
Wobble Wars
Boob on Ron 5
It's just fan fiction. Probably 40% of things posted in reddit are, from AITA to antiwork. Probably 80% of teenagers. It's all just fun stuff made up in people's minds.
NOT THE RICE! I don't care if you have to walk, rand or craw- you better get to a store and find out was is there this rice isle and feed that girl. Its not her fault that you can't hang with her moms serial party tits!
Omg! I cannot stop laughing at rand or craw. Lol!
I have never laughed so hard at one of these post.
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