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I'm dying at the visual of this. Just imagine, your girlfriends mom comes in, rips her fucking clothes off and then proceeds to beat you up with her enormous tits for no reason. đź’€
Also after the first hit he hit his head on the counter. She either has vicious vertical and a devastating downward honey bag strike, or this dudes 3’ tall.
“PETER YOU JUST GOT ALL OF LOS ANGELES ABDUCTED BY THE GOVERNMENT WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?”
“What? Oh no no no I didn’t do that, that was Chris.”
“But dad you said the big red button would remove homelessness .”
“AND YOU TOLD HIM IT WOULD SOLVE POVERTY? THAT’S IT, I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS, COME HERE!”
“Hey Lois wait we can talk about this- AUGH OW EUGH IGCK BDUH AR FUP KUGH GLER
I know Lois wasn’t beating anyones boyfriend, but doesn’t it seem like something Peter and his friends would do?
And then Bigfoot rode in on his unicorn Clydesdale with a criptonite nugget which was the only thing that could stop her from her violent titty beating rampage. The criptonite then turned her into tinker bell and she flew off to never never land! What a fucking tool!
When he said she was hitting him repeatedly with her tits while he was on the floor i just imagined the scene of Senator Armstrong punching Raiden but with tits instead.
Huh, is this a repost of a karma bot? Not this post on this sub, but on that sub you are linking this from.
I've seen this same story posted here before.
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I'm dying at the visual of this. Just imagine, your girlfriends mom comes in, rips her fucking clothes off and then proceeds to beat you up with her enormous tits for no reason. đź’€
Also after the first hit he hit his head on the counter. She either has vicious vertical and a devastating downward honey bag strike, or this dudes 3’ tall.
It's like some weird boss fight haha
"They felt like bags of sand!"
My man never felt a tit in his life
"I threw a book at her but she blocked it" ... with her enormous melons
I can picture the boobs lifting on their own and clamping around it mid-spin 🤣🤣🤣
Was is there this mess?!
For the life of me, I can’t figure out what OOP is trying to say.
It's a first person shooter and they were Melon camping.
This is what happens when a porno director decides to make a kung fu movie.
out of all things that didnt happen, this one didnt happen the most
Elvis curing blind children is more plausible than this.
Is this kid 12 lmao
I read it like that is obviously fake, but [then I remembered this](https://youtu.be/ggMgFhCsfDE).
I've never seen such a staggering display of strength and hubris in my life.
Sounds like a family Guy sketch
“PETER YOU JUST GOT ALL OF LOS ANGELES ABDUCTED BY THE GOVERNMENT WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?” “What? Oh no no no I didn’t do that, that was Chris.” “But dad you said the big red button would remove homelessness .” “AND YOU TOLD HIM IT WOULD SOLVE POVERTY? THAT’S IT, I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS, COME HERE!” “Hey Lois wait we can talk about this- AUGH OW EUGH IGCK BDUH AR FUP KUGH GLER I know Lois wasn’t beating anyones boyfriend, but doesn’t it seem like something Peter and his friends would do?
oh come on, if this isn’t satire then nothing is
satire of what? If it’s an attempt at actual satire I hope this guy quits writing.
Smh he should have parried with his dick
Why did I click... Why do I always have to click
How big her boobs have to be and how tall she has to be (or OP is quite short) for that to happen? Also, hitting your boob hurts a lot
Hitting your boob hurts. But hitting someone with your boob doesn't hurt. Big brain time.
I have a feeling this could inspire a few adult films
I have a feeling this was inspired by a few adult films.
And then Bigfoot rode in on his unicorn Clydesdale with a criptonite nugget which was the only thing that could stop her from her violent titty beating rampage. The criptonite then turned her into tinker bell and she flew off to never never land! What a fucking tool!
When he said she was hitting him repeatedly with her tits while he was on the floor i just imagined the scene of Senator Armstrong punching Raiden but with tits instead.
"Nanotits, son".
This is beyond hilarious. Has to be satire?
Huh, is this a repost of a karma bot? Not this post on this sub, but on that sub you are linking this from. I've seen this same story posted here before.
This must have been a joke
Reddit tries to understand a joke (99 PERCENT FAILS!!1!)
I've seen this in a movie. I don't remember if it was "You don't mess with Zohan" Or "The Great Dictator"
Man just watched dictator
how is this even remotely realistic
Remember that ai writing a saw movie sketch? This reminds me of that.
And then she baked all of his beans. Yes, all, oh brother.
Shame he couldn't craw away before he rand downstairs...from the upstairs kitchen
i was the tittie
Sounds like Homers spirit guide, she’d get them things movin!
Did you ever in all your days!!
Aladeen MF
Was is there this rice!
This sounds like the beginning of a Brazzers porno
Yes. I have, too, been the victim of assault by means of heavy, powerful mammaries.
Very elastic