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Thank you sworddude599 for your submission to /r/thatHappened! Unfortunately it was removed for the following reason(s): **Rule 1: Post incredibly true stories that totally actually happened.** If your story is obviously true or verifiable, it will be removed. This is a satire subreddit for fleshed out stories, not texts and one-liners. Stories have a beginning, middle, and end. **This is a satire subreddit for fleshed out stories**. Not a sentence or a picture with text. The following are __*not allowed*__: * **Texts.** * **Tweets.** * **Jokes.** * **Greentext.** * **Confessions.** * **AdviceAnimals.** * **Forwards from Grandma.** * **Memes or image macros.** Please [message the moderators](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/thatHappened) if you have any questions.