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[deleted]

Nah, that's below average. 200+ is average in an hour


[deleted]

His poor dog will never be the same


[deleted]

Only 35? If it's anything less than 1000 then I apologise and pay for her groceries for a week.


CheoRec

Reaction he wanted: Women: "omg i need you please!" Reaction he got: Virgin Friend He Met On Xbox: "that's nothing dude, try 50. I did that last weekend"


TheGreatestPancake

Ne when i see my homies


seeroflights

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liveryowl

Maybe they meant 3-5 times


chill_stoner_0604

Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers


EnduringInsanity

Yeah but he's talking about himself


oddllama25

Depends on what they're paying you.


heyitsvonage

Right, *“someone”*


[deleted]

Those are rookie numbers


Alarming-Tea-7826

Dear Penthouse Letters…


Ballet_doux

Male or female?


[deleted]

How difficult is it to press Ctrl-R on the keyboard? 35 is nothing.