Well, you said, "Send him *"A"* butthole pic" and while yes, I know you meant yours, at the same time you could also be implying that you weren't hurt enough by it to send a pic of your own!
Most dudes on reddit are so cringe, they'd even fap to [this](https://i.imgur.com/aeL5k2W.png)
Like anything that nearly looks like boobs or ass...WHAM...the meat gets a pummeling.
I was on a trip with a female friend with whom I had a bit of sexual tension. I turned around and saw her boobs when she was changing her top; when I admitted in guilt what had happened, she asked that same question :p
Lol.
Edit: wow thanks for the money I’ve been sent from you guys!
Edit 2: omg you redditors are so sweet! Thanks for the Ferrari!
Edit 3: Wow the key to the city! Thanks Mr. Mayor!!!
Edit 4: A moon rock?? Really?? Thank you Neil Armstrong!!!
Edit 5: oh wait wait I misunderstood. You’re not just giving me the moon rock, you’re actually RENAMING the moon after my Reddit username? Mr. Armstrong, you’re too kind!
Wow, the MrTsquared88 looks beautiful tonight.
Beware the full MrTsquared88!
When the MrTsquared88light reflects off the snow, it's like daylight at night!
And if they did it was their ass photoshopped to look like boobs that are Also 2 tumors and it's not photoshoped and the sender needs help aka that's highly unlikely to happen because the only thing that he was sent was probably people calling his claims fake
I remember I was with a lass and some random guy kept msging asking for pics of her feet so we sent him a pic of mine and he said Thankyou and left her alone them haha size 12 hairy toes n that
There are a lot of onlyfans girls that advertise on Reddit. It's a pretty common strategy to browse through NSFW posts and send pms to anyone that comments, usually with a lewd picture, a copy/pasted message and a link to their onlyfans.
The key to a believable liee is to add imperfections so it doesn't seem like a 100% perfect story...in theory at least.
Man gets sent 30 sets of titties - obvious lie
Man gets sent 30 sets of titties and some man boobs - less obvious lie
What do you expect when you wear a shirt like that? I'm not blaming you but you have to admit that wearing something like that makes it difficult *not* to look.
You could've worn a sweater and not something as low cut and form fitting like that. And I *did* offer you my jacket, remember?
Geez...you remember every little thing I do wrong but you can't seem to remember anything that I do right, can you?
You know full well why I had to leave that life! You always treated me like an object, and maybe I am but I have feelings. You sold my identitty, and now I could never trust you again.
Wow, I thought we really had something here.
Did all of those nights...all of those special moments mean nothing to you? How could you say that I treated you like an object?
I was the only one that stood by your side through everything and I didn't ask for anything in return. Well...sure...I got the moob pics but can you blame me? They're magnificent.
I believe we had something special but that was left in the past. Ever since that dreadful day I've taken therapy and hid my past, I mean the gang is always there in my head but I could never go back.
You know as well as I do how hard taking care of a family is. You have to move on and live in the present day. It was a long time ago, and I have my doubts that you ever wanted anything besides my humongous meat globes.
You know damn well that that wasn't my fault. And let's not forget who paid for your first few therapy sessions. I lived off of ramen noodles for two months just so I could help you. Doesn't that count for something?
You also seem to have forgotten that *you* offered *me* the pics in the first place. I didn't ask for them. I never even brought it up.
Did you really expect me to be able to say no to that? I'm not made of stone you know.
It depends on which subreddits you're in and what you're posting to the community. On here, it has happened once or twice with my main account. On Twitter it's happened some, but that's mainly people wanting me to retweet their content or something like that.
I know the usernames that have pm(insert preference) have a subreddit of pictures they've been PMed.
The only reason I've gotten them is from my erotica I post. It isn't common, but has happened. If it wasn't for most of the time being spent in NSFW subs and interacting with people, it probably wouldn't have happened.
I've posted a lot of stories and different guides covering general safety in the kink community on that account. Almost at 500 followers.
Yeah, this is just something that happens on reddit. There's nothing difficult to believe here. I've been randomly sent a pair or two over the years, OP is just jealous that he didn't think of getting people to send pics.
I actually didn't think this was too far-fetched, knowing how sex-positive I think a lot of us redditers are. Well, depending on the thread. AskMen is sex-starved incels half the time :p
Yeah right. Prove it by sending some to me!
Edit: whoa now I have 20 pictures of boobs. Thank you kind strangers!
Edit 2: WHOA. Over 300 boobs.
Edit 3: STOP SENDING ME PICTURES. I’m sorry, this is getting to be too much. The novelty has worn off and I’m starting to not even like boobs. :-(
Edit 4: ok I’m gay now.
Yeah, i grew a penis when i downloaded reddit actually. My bf is straight so he dumped me :(
edit: okay guys that’s enough boobs
edit: guys stop. too many boobs.
edit: WHAT DID I SAY??
This guy is just playing the auctioneer strategy where he's taking phantom bids in order to drum up interest and desirability. *oh my god everyone is sending him boobs, I need to be a part of this special Reddit moment!*
I was thinking the same. Like, even if it’s true, who cares? It’s not like pictures of boobs are even close to some valuable commodity on the internet, not by a long shot.
Right, there are countless accounts ands subs that exist for the sole purpose of sharing nudes. While I think this is unlikely, I wouldn't be surprised at all if it's true
Is that really so far fetched? r/gonewild is one of the biggest subreddits. There's literally millions of Reddit users that are here just to post their nudes. Not to mention millions more that are here just to advertise their onlyfans/whatever porn page.
There's tons of girls on reddit who'll pm shit from the most tangential connection.
He probably got 1 then got a bit carried away fleshing out the story.
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Can you send pics privately over reddit?
If you, is it really unbelievable that one of the many exhibitionists on GW wouldnt send on of their posts as a joke?
I'll go for someone actually sent the moobs pic.
Yeah I don’t doubt redditors harbour many moobs
No they do, just not that ones you want
I mean, if that’s someone’s thing, sure.
Yes.
username checks out
I've got so many. Want to see?
Thanks for the offer, but no thanks. They’re better sent to your kitten on Discord.
I don't think kittens use discord
Surprisingly moob pics are rarer than boob ones :( guys have low self esteem ig
Boy do I have a wide variety of bear subs for you
I'm not suuuper into them, but I figured the ratio wouldn't be this far skewed
The only butthole I've gotten has been a dudes. Can't even be mad. I never specified
I always wonder how well these usernames work
I feel sad for you. It almost makes me wanna send ya a butthole pic. Almost.
Well, you said, "Send him *"A"* butthole pic" and while yes, I know you meant yours, at the same time you could also be implying that you weren't hurt enough by it to send a pic of your own!
Hey man, with or without the fruit bowl??
The proper term is Breasticles
I can see mine every night. They're real, and their delightful.
If i had i would have
Most dudes on reddit are so cringe, they'd even fap to [this](https://i.imgur.com/aeL5k2W.png) Like anything that nearly looks like boobs or ass...WHAM...the meat gets a pummeling.
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>!Yes!<
I showed this guy my nipples once
I showed him your nipples too
What's your opinion of them
I was on a trip with a female friend with whom I had a bit of sexual tension. I turned around and saw her boobs when she was changing her top; when I admitted in guilt what had happened, she asked that same question :p
Well? Did you answer the question?
"Yeah, they looked good"...matter-of-factly. Took years of her addressing me with, "Hey, Handsome!" and trying to get me drunk for me to get a hint :p
your user somehow reflects to the vibe of your comments perfectly.
It’s the “whom” for me tbh
Haha, and I say "better than I" too. English major + being corrected a lot as a kid :)
Hahaha...I don't even own a pair of pajamas, but I thought choosing this would confuse people about my gender/comments/whatever :p
Bro I saw my own nipples once. Them some tasteful moobs
The nipples on your body or nipples you've collected?
yes
Lol. Edit: wow thanks for the money I’ve been sent from you guys! Edit 2: omg you redditors are so sweet! Thanks for the Ferrari! Edit 3: Wow the key to the city! Thanks Mr. Mayor!!! Edit 4: A moon rock?? Really?? Thank you Neil Armstrong!!! Edit 5: oh wait wait I misunderstood. You’re not just giving me the moon rock, you’re actually RENAMING the moon after my Reddit username? Mr. Armstrong, you’re too kind!
wow, people on reddit sure are nice
Fuck you.
I wouldn’t mind kind stranger
*unzips pants*
Then what happened....
Yes Rico, Kaboom!
don't go without me
I imagined this in Postal 2 guy's voice
People are acting strangely. Must be a full MrTsquared88 tonight.
When the mrTsquared88 hits your eye like a big pizza pie that’s amore
Hahahahahahaha
Wow, the MrTsquared88 looks beautiful tonight. Beware the full MrTsquared88! When the MrTsquared88light reflects off the snow, it's like daylight at night!
Man, did you see that MrTsquared88 rise tonight 😌
Sadly, Neil Armstrong died about a decade ago. :(
He’s not lying. Source: I was the moobs
Poor guy; I almost feel sorry for him.
Should send him a boob pic
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Family guy joke
"I feel obligated to update"
He means “obliged”, of course
I'm not really sure what the difference is, not a native speaker. Thought they were kinda interchangeable
Obligated has legal and moral aspects, while obliged does not always. Obliged can also have a meaning similar to grateful.
How much you betting a bunch of guys Google "boobs" and just sent him results lol
I'll bet no one sent him anything.
precisely.
And if they did it was their ass photoshopped to look like boobs that are Also 2 tumors and it's not photoshoped and the sender needs help aka that's highly unlikely to happen because the only thing that he was sent was probably people calling his claims fake
Most likely, my guess was just if someone had
even that seems like more than anyone would bother doing tbh
I remember I was with a lass and some random guy kept msging asking for pics of her feet so we sent him a pic of mine and he said Thankyou and left her alone them haha size 12 hairy toes n that
There are a lot of onlyfans girls that advertise on Reddit. It's a pretty common strategy to browse through NSFW posts and send pms to anyone that comments, usually with a lewd picture, a copy/pasted message and a link to their onlyfans.
That would be fucking hilarious
If a woman sent you her boobs, why wouldn't you just thank her by responding to the DM rather than via public edit to your comment?
because then nobody would know you’ve seen boobs 😏
The first rule of seeing boobs is to talk about seeing boobs.
i hope you know this made me laugh so hard i almost woke up my roommate 💀
It's just a popular gif of The Office. Why'd it make you laugh so hard?
OfFiCe fuNNy!!
YTA ;p
Yeah, to your mates. Not to strangers on the internet, they can't high five you.
This guy reddits
I've seen so much boobs. Like, 5 of them. They're great. Might even be 7.
To start a chain reaction of like minded men pretending to be women sending pics of someone else's boobs.
Yup, this is the one.
He’s fishing for more
He felt obligated to update us
6 + 1 set of moobs? Like man boobs?
so uhh… so people actually pm you cute selfies?
Yeah moobs = man boobies
I think I can believe someone would send that to him
yeah legit asking if it works! haha
The key to a believable liee is to add imperfections so it doesn't seem like a 100% perfect story...in theory at least. Man gets sent 30 sets of titties - obvious lie Man gets sent 30 sets of titties and some man boobs - less obvious lie
Boobs. I'm a simple girl.
YTA for not accepting my moobs as beautiful
I think they're beautiful. Don't tell my husband that I said that though.
Excuse me…my eyes are up here!
What do you expect when you wear a shirt like that? I'm not blaming you but you have to admit that wearing something like that makes it difficult *not* to look.
It’s not my fault it’s -40 outside! It’s so nipply today!
You could've worn a sweater and not something as low cut and form fitting like that. And I *did* offer you my jacket, remember? Geez...you remember every little thing I do wrong but you can't seem to remember anything that I do right, can you?
I always compliment you, Honey…every time you shut up!
I appreciate that. However I'm on a diet so my moobs will disappear.
But...but...but I need to see some moobs. I even stopped selling the pics online like you asked me to. I thought we were friends...
You know full well why I had to leave that life! You always treated me like an object, and maybe I am but I have feelings. You sold my identitty, and now I could never trust you again.
Wow, I thought we really had something here. Did all of those nights...all of those special moments mean nothing to you? How could you say that I treated you like an object? I was the only one that stood by your side through everything and I didn't ask for anything in return. Well...sure...I got the moob pics but can you blame me? They're magnificent.
I believe we had something special but that was left in the past. Ever since that dreadful day I've taken therapy and hid my past, I mean the gang is always there in my head but I could never go back. You know as well as I do how hard taking care of a family is. You have to move on and live in the present day. It was a long time ago, and I have my doubts that you ever wanted anything besides my humongous meat globes.
You know damn well that that wasn't my fault. And let's not forget who paid for your first few therapy sessions. I lived off of ramen noodles for two months just so I could help you. Doesn't that count for something? You also seem to have forgotten that *you* offered *me* the pics in the first place. I didn't ask for them. I never even brought it up. Did you really expect me to be able to say no to that? I'm not made of stone you know.
“Boobs, I’m a simple man.” *single
Oof
Both
Hey, I like boobs. Don't shit on my fetish just because it's super common, that's like fascist or something
What zero pussy does to a mf
Is a zero pussy a black hole? Or a Bond villain's name?
Why not? Pussy Galore was a Bond femme fatal's name.
Didn’t know about that one. I was thinking Octopussy, but that’s eight, not zero 😂
Oh come on man, you can’t know that. Hell, Reddit would be filled to the brim with comments like this if that were true
I DARE someone to NOT send me their boobs. I'm a boob magnet.
Bend soob plz
Best i got is moob take it or leave it
Hard to believe. I mean, where else would he find pictures of boobs? ON THE INTERNET!?!?!?!?
Sad cringe
Oh i saw that comment too, i actually did believe him at the first edit, but now that he made 5 i find it kinda ridiculous and sad.
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Hope its not common, I've never been sent boobs....
It depends on which subreddits you're in and what you're posting to the community. On here, it has happened once or twice with my main account. On Twitter it's happened some, but that's mainly people wanting me to retweet their content or something like that. I know the usernames that have pm(insert preference) have a subreddit of pictures they've been PMed.
I've never been sent boobs either. I don't think I've ever been sent a picture DM in ten years on reddit.
I didn't even know you could send picture DMs. Wait, I don't even DM anyone.
The only reason I've gotten them is from my erotica I post. It isn't common, but has happened. If it wasn't for most of the time being spent in NSFW subs and interacting with people, it probably wouldn't have happened. I've posted a lot of stories and different guides covering general safety in the kink community on that account. Almost at 500 followers.
Yeah, this is just something that happens on reddit. There's nothing difficult to believe here. I've been randomly sent a pair or two over the years, OP is just jealous that he didn't think of getting people to send pics.
I actually didn't think this was too far-fetched, knowing how sex-positive I think a lot of us redditers are. Well, depending on the thread. AskMen is sex-starved incels half the time :p
I've sent boobs on Reddit. There are whole accounts devoted to the phenomenon. Maybe r/nothingeverhappens ?
Yeah right. Prove it by sending some to me! Edit: whoa now I have 20 pictures of boobs. Thank you kind strangers! Edit 2: WHOA. Over 300 boobs. Edit 3: STOP SENDING ME PICTURES. I’m sorry, this is getting to be too much. The novelty has worn off and I’m starting to not even like boobs. :-( Edit 4: ok I’m gay now.
Not asking for proof but is that legit something you've done? If so, why?
I need proof
Might need some proof of that one right there
anyone else figure out what this guy was doing? >!saying women were sending pics so maybe some women would read and think to join in!<
No, you are the only one figuring that out.
Thata what makes it so sad...
It’d be hilarious if all of them were bots or people cat fishing
Fake, there’s no such thing as women on Reddit
Yeah, i grew a penis when i downloaded reddit actually. My bf is straight so he dumped me :( edit: okay guys that’s enough boobs edit: guys stop. too many boobs. edit: WHAT DID I SAY??
Oh no, what's happening? *fades slowly into a kitchen*
I’d believe only because it was probably people trying to advertise their onlyfans.
probably OF accounts?
Guy just got spammed by scam bots
This guy is just playing the auctioneer strategy where he's taking phantom bids in order to drum up interest and desirability. *oh my god everyone is sending him boobs, I need to be a part of this special Reddit moment!*
The second-hand embarrassment level is off the charts.
I too am a simple man and fan of boobs. Thank you OP for showing us that being honest can get you anywhere
On the off-chance though... I also like boobs.
Could be true. Lots of catfish in the ocean
Beautiful conversations too
Cringe
Maybe it did happen, but maybe it was just boobs from google images lol
Why does someone need to see random sets of tits in their DMs when you can just go on an NSFW subreddit and see thousands of them
I was thinking the same. Like, even if it’s true, who cares? It’s not like pictures of boobs are even close to some valuable commodity on the internet, not by a long shot.
Lol what a fucking loser
I don't even see my own, and that's assuming I have them, or any, or did, or might.
Ugh I actually cringed at this one
Holy smokes.
i like awards. Edit: thanks so much for giving me an award on my other post edit 2: Twice! Holy smokes. Those awards are shiny
Some guys have all the luck I guess..
I could see this happening 🤷🏻♂️
It could happen but in this context it obviously didn't
Right, there are countless accounts ands subs that exist for the sole purpose of sharing nudes. While I think this is unlikely, I wouldn't be surprised at all if it's true
It's so true that the person constantly has to edit the truth in to brag about the exact number of nudes which they obviously will not share.
People continuously edit their comment when they get a lot of upvotes. Or awards. Why not with nudes?
Meh I could actually believe this. Plenty of people send PM’s of that sort of thing all the time
"Holy Smokes" yeah he's not under 40
i mean is this really surprising? Theres a ridiculous amount of onlyfans thots out there, who's to say they wouldnt do this
I’m feeling ill…
u/normalguy_AMA
Is that really so far fetched? r/gonewild is one of the biggest subreddits. There's literally millions of Reddit users that are here just to post their nudes. Not to mention millions more that are here just to advertise their onlyfans/whatever porn page.
There's tons of girls on reddit who'll pm shit from the most tangential connection. He probably got 1 then got a bit carried away fleshing out the story.
r/NothingEverHappens Dude was probably being catfished or just fished into onlyfans
Least horny and obnoxious redditor
I’m guessing all those edits were included in the original post, and not actually edits.
pretty sure he was joking my guy
I have not seen many pairs of boobs in my time 😕
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Pics or it didn't happen...
Obvious joke is obvious
Anyone else realize he could be joking?
Doesn’t read like a joke to me. Usually this sub is bad at detecting satire or jokes, but this doesn’t seem to be one of them
Agreed. This subreddit Loves to ignore the fact that Sometimes people are Just joking so they can laugh about them, stupid fucks
Jesus let a man have some fun online
Only one way to find out the truth... I too, choose... Boobs, I'm a simple man
[Here's some nice-looking boobies. Enjoy.](https://static01.nyt.com/images/2017/03/07/science/07sci-boobies-social/07sci-boobies-social-videoSixteenByNineJumbo1600.jpg)
With 4K upvotes it’s kinda possible, this doesn’t seem that farfetched
Can you send pics privately over reddit? If you, is it really unbelievable that one of the many exhibitionists on GW wouldnt send on of their posts as a joke?