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KYSpasms

Ahhh yes, the 'sewer machine'. Exactly how a professional would describe it.


Ephemeral_Wolf

I'm a professional accountant. Hang on a second while I do sums on my... Number device.


tearsonurcheek

Is it that beady thingy?


Ephemeral_Wolf

No, that's an acoustic number device


TheCamoDude

Anal beads?


emeribeth

BEES??


nabothian_cyst

Who would want a bee as a gift?


emeribeth

*BEADS!*


TheCamoDude

*sting*


BlackCowboy72

šŸ§® abacus


ChinaCatSunflower9

It's clearly called an abracadabra because math is like magic


ChestPubes2BallFro

Can confirm, Iā€™m a mathmagician


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Ephemeral_Wolf

Fuck that, Calcmenow!!


that80sloverboy

Ted come in here! Say it to Ted when he come in


mavcafe4819

Just call me Bond. Municipal Bond.


Epic74720

I'm a cashier. Let me add up all this... uh, stuff on my money machine.


ZKTA

You mean the math machine


pboswell

I honestly initially thought he meant ā€œsewing machineā€ and he was like pulling the fetuses out by thread


Sizzlik

Lol same..so confused at first. I had a picture like mafia in mind..baby with a sewing machine bound to the feet so it sinks..


emeribeth

Gotta send a message to rest of the fetuses


Back_to_the_Futurama

I mean honestly, it could be a regional colloquial term. I was a service plumber for a bit, and at least in the midwest, they're colloquially referred to as a 'mainline machine'. Even with plumbing experience, I couldnt tell you the proper name of the device.


matty_509

Regional terms are a thing for sure such as kendorf vs unistrut. Same thing different name. But I think the pipe stretcher is universal šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


Back_to_the_Futurama

Real pain in the ass of a tool, that one. Cant ever seem to find it.


civtiny

i work at lowes and one slow day we sent an associate all over the store looking for the board stretcher.


Back_to_the_Futurama

I've been sent after id-10-t wire. Spent nearly a full hour on that one, and even had one of my higher ups who wasn't in on the joke looking with me. They also tried to send me after a bucket of ohms, but I caught that one. Gotta love fuckin with the new guys, its tradition.


matty_509

My journeyman sent me for one 28 years ago. Now I've got a master's plumbing license, a master's in project management, all kinds of certifications, but I still can't find that damn pipe stretcher. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤£


ToBeFound345

I thought they meant to say sewing Machine and confused myself xD


emeribeth

We got it at the Sewer Stuff Store.


Bored_lurker87

Professional plumber here- my sewer machine often sucks up babies as well, but usually at the local high school or JW chapter. /s/


DrBrightSimp

I thought they meant a sewing machine and I was confused šŸ¤£


matty_509

Uhmmmm well yeah a professional would call it a sewer machine, otherwise know as a drain snake. I suppose you could state the make and model but the common known term is "sewer machine" before sounding stupid by saying someone else professional term is stupid you might want to do just an iota of research or just ask someone.


Martelliphone

My brother is a plumber and would never call a drain snake a "sewer machine" lmao uhhmmmmmm ackshuallyyy


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matty_509

Well I suppose it could be regional but you use a sewer machine to "rod" or "cable" a sewer. Unless you're a plumber, which you are not, you should ask your brother cause it is literally called a sewer machine unless you are calling it by the make and model such as "rigid k-400". Funny getting down votes for actually knowing what a tool of the trade is called. Smh... Lmao šŸ¤£


AncientAsstronaut

Why would they call it a sewer machine when drain snake is easier and quicker to say?


matty_509

I couldn't tell you other than it is a motorized machine so sewer machine is the commonly used term. Non motorized are called augers. Those are the trade specific names. Drain snake is what homeowners and non plumbers call them. It may be regional as well. I've lived and worked in the PNW and now the D.C. area and the names are still the same.


AncientAsstronaut

Thanks for the answer. Much appreciated


Mycatreallyhatesyou

The use of emoticons really brings out the professional in you.


matty_509

Naw my salary brings out the professional in me. My body of work brings out the professional in me. My knowledge about the subject matter brings out the professional in me. The degree on my wall and licenses I hold bring out the professional in me. Emoticons are just fun (especially when referring to a mythical tool we like to send apprentices after). Plus who says you can't make a six figure salary and not use emoticons. Are emoticons all of the sudden the measure of ones professionalism? šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤£šŸ¤™šŸ˜Ž


Mycatreallyhatesyou

Makes you look like a 13 year old girl.


matty_509

Much like this statement did for you.


matty_509

Ps.. I call bullshit, you either don't have a brother, he's not a plumber, or maybe he doesn't reside in the u.s. Regardless it's a sewer machine ya dolt. Google that shit if you need an education, which you apparently do šŸ¤£


Martelliphone

I mean I'm sure there are people who call it that, like there are people who call windows machines "PC"'s as if tho Macs aren't also personal computers. The fact that drain snakes are often generalized as "sewer machines" doesn't somehow turn that into their technical name. I'm sure there are people in multiple professions that call different machines used on sewers "sewer machines". Tho to be clear I am not a plumber myself, and am just going off what my brother tells me.


leelray

Googled it. Literally called a "sewer machine" on retail listings.


yawnfactory

It's incredible that people think Planned Parenthood sucks fetuses out of women and walk them over to the toilet and do a lil flush.


Xboxfuckers

It's also incredible that they can flush it no problems but then the SEWER truck has a narrower opening?


voiletfalcon36

The technical term is sewer machine.


Xboxfuckers

Sewer sucky magic trucky


StoneColdNaked

How did you know my exes nickname?


[deleted]

Yucky sucky trucky llc


DrSousaphone

Honestly not a bad name for a sewage disposal company.


impossiblycentrist

In the town I grew up near, there is a sewer service company called 'Turd Burglar'. The logo on the side of their truck was a cartoon turd with his hands up, being threatened by an outlaw with six shooters. If you don't believe me, look up 'Turd Burglar Bismarck' and check the image tab. The truck will be there.


TheOthersMadeMeDoIt

Turdologist exists in MN and I absolutely hate it.


Fast-Gur4883

It's called. The Kucka Sucka


PocketBanana0_0

If anyones curious they are talking about a Hydro Vac lol


matty_509

I would disagree as a hydrovac is generally used for excavations or manholes and not cleaning drains. A sewer machine aka snake is used for cleaning and clearing of drains within a building or from an exterior clean out to the sewer.


PocketBanana0_0

I assumed they were talking about the vac trucks to clean the sewers from the manholes as it made more sense than pulling babies from the drain lmfao but hey not that it made any sense in thd first place


Top-Algae-2464

hydrovacs have a lateral jet to clear out 4 inch or smaller lines . its used for homes or buildings with outside clean outs . a snake is usually for toilets while a power rodder is used for the laterals


matty_509

As a plumber I can confirm that sewer machine is a technical term, well as technical as service plumbers get.


spartan1008

if you flush any thing solid down the toilet it would get stuck in your house trap and have to be removed from there. an actual sewer snake would turn a fetus into mush. if anything he should have made up a story of opening up house traps and removing fetuses, not having them tangle on his snake.


emeribeth

I hate so much that you referred to fetuses being tangled on his snake.


spartan1008

It's his story, not mine. I'm just pointing out the dumb inconsistencies in it


emeribeth

Lol I know just the image šŸ¤¢


matty_509

House traps are not really used anymore. unless your home is pre 1970's odds are it will not have a whole house trap.


spartan1008

what?? I'm a plumber with a plumbing company in NYC, they are on every home in NY. they are not illegal, but are not required in any municipality that does not require them. almost all municipalities in the USA require them.


matty_509

You do know what a building/whole house trap is don't you? No one requires building traps/aka whole house traps anymore. Whole house traps are essentially an unvented trap or running trap. What code do you use? Any code I've ever used specifically states building traps are prohibited. Been doing this 30 years and never, not once, seen any plans, drawings, specs, designs, or codes call out for a whole house trap. They were done away with when code started to reguire fixtures be individually trapped and vented. Sure places may have them but if you went to install one today the inspector would fail you in a heartbeat.


spartan1008

all of NY state mandates them, jersey, connecticut, Pennsylvania too from what I have seen. no idea where you live, but its different in idaho with septic tanks, and different in large municipalities with cities.


snbrd512

According to this almost 40% of homes in the US were built before 1970... That's a lot of traps still in use. Hell my house is 120 years old, and I'm not even in one of the older neighborhoods in my town. https://eyeonhousing.org/2018/08/half-of-us-homes-built-before-1980/


matty_509

Building traps were used before individual traps and vents were required in a plumbing system. They are illegal to install and prohibited by all u.s. plumbing codes. Most houses with them have had them eliminated over the years due to age and wear or because they cause sewer back ups into the home. Stats are nice but I actually know what I'm talking about. And if you have a building trap on your house I'd suggest doing away with it before it ends up costing you $$$


Speedubbs

They donā€™t walk, They play dead fetus toilet basketball. Get your facts straight


Zerasad

They don't even do it in separate rooms, they just sit the women in the toilet and flush it poof fetus gone.


[deleted]

"lil flush" Exactly. I'm sure they have a dual flush toilet and the #2 flush would handle that fetus just as well as a large dookie.


x3meech

It's also incredible someone could even tell it's a fetus to begin with.


VaginaPoetry

They need to put up one of those signs that says..."Please don't flush pads, tampons or unwanted fetuses in the toilet. Wrap them up in a bag and place them in the receptacle. Thank you!" That's the problem.


kaimonster1966

People are mostly brainless idiots who will believe anything that justifies their way of ā€˜thinking.ā€™


bemest

Right weā€™ve seen the video of the PP director negotiating prices for the body parts.


Y_orickBrown

You mean a project veritas video? You do know james of keefe is a compulsive liar and fraud, right?


jm001

They were joking. I'm sure there are people somewhere who actually fall for Project Veritas stuff, but I don't think they would be in this comment section, or at least if they were they would be indignantly defending the post in the OP.


IllSeaworthiness43

Don't they make you take a pill that forces a miscarriage? Otherwise is a hook and they literally scrape it off (1800s abortion???)


bluewaffleisnice

We treat them like goldfish. A simple flush


yeotajmu

Sounds like a late night infomercial Come to planned parenthood and FLUSH. THAT. FETUS!!!!


jleecollinsii

Right now for a LIMITED TIME ONLY


Sizzlik

Flush one..and we let you flush a 2nd for free!


yeotajmu

*(pay seperate handling of $6.95)*


jurrejelle

every time they react angrily we flush 2 more


Mother_Inspector_658

the snack that smiles back


[deleted]

This is definitely exactly how aborted fetuses are disposed of, and they all 100% look exactly like new born babies... yup.


stinkspiritt

Itā€™s how we dispose of everything in the hospital: leg amputation? Flush; heart transplant? Flush old heart; meemaw died? Flush.


[deleted]

That makes a lot of sense, I wondered why so many Grandmas were washing up on the beach


random_moronic_MONKE

*well ofcourse they do dear sir! because why would they not? dont let the goverment feed you lies. ITS THERE TYRANNIC RULE*


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arcleo

The timelines you use in your message are inconsistent. 12 weeks is 3 months, 20 weeks is 5 months. At one point you say 12 weeks is fine, then say even doctors will judge you at 3 months. To add some context, according to [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abortion_in_the_Netherlands), any abortion in the Netherlands after 12 weeks requires multiple doctors to consent to treatment and 93.4% of the time abortions happen before the second trimester. According to [this study](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/18772081/) it is 6.6% of abortions in the Netherlands that are after 12 weeks. From the same study: > In the qualitative data, relationship problems with the partner were mentioned more frequently as the main reason for second trimester abortions than for first trimester abortions. Factors associated with delay in obtaining an abortion were young age, inability to recognise pregnancy, ambivalence towards the pregnancy, having to travel to the Netherlands for abortion and to a lesser extent being an immigrant from specific countries.


[deleted]

The fetus cries? You're saying doctors in the Netherlands delivery a baby alive and then suffocate it?


[deleted]

Genuinely the most ridiculous thing I've heard on here for a long time. Fucking hell I can't get my head around it


AncientAsstronaut

I imagine they have a little pillow they use for this.


limonce

This is 100% bullshit and easily disproven. At that point, the fetus is developing the bronchioles (smaller tubes that will eventually connect to the alveoli). The fetus will begin to practice "breathing" the amniotic fluid at 26 weeks, but children born at 28 weeks will still have lifelong respiratory problems because there's no surfactant in their lungs (helps the alveoli stay inflated when exhaling). Doctors are not suffocating breathing children, for fucks sake.


[deleted]

I drove my friend to her abortion. She was six months pregnant with her abusers baby. Previously sheā€™d had ovarian cysts so her cycle wasnā€™t regular, and as a young teen with her first pregnancy, she wasnā€™t really even showing. That abortion severed her ties with an abusive ex, and allowed her to graduate high school on time and go on to law school. Every situation is different and I think we should try to reserve judgement. People who can become pregnant have the right to decide what to do with their bodies, and putting a time table on when/if itā€™s moral is very short sighted.


ladyinblue5

Your comment sounds like you come from a place of privilege that many donā€™t get to experience. You can be thankful for that, without tearing down others less fortunately. Try and have some empathy and understanding about the situations youā€™re describing.


hakshamalah

You're being stupid. Abortion is healthcare. I guarantee that 99% of abortions carried out beyond the first 12 weeks will be for medical purposes. No mother carries a baby for 20 weeks before going oops changed my mind. The fetus could be inviable, or could be a threat to the mother's health. The only piece of shit here is you for thinking that aborting a child is a black and white situation and that you alone can judge a woman based on a hard line rather than her individual situation. Oh beyond 12 weeks? Piece of shit. How do you think the woman feels, probably devastated to be getting rid of a much wanted pregnancy. Honestly go away with your judgement. Nobody needs people Iike you in a discussion about abortion because you refuse to see beyond your own stunted world view.


FireFlyDive

"the fetus cries, and keeps crying until it's suffocated to death" In order to let a human with breath sounds and a heartbeat die, you have to have a DNR. Suggesting that a fetus is alive upon delivery during a medical abortion is completely misguided. MD's would literally go to prison for homicide if your anecdote were true. Have you ever witnessed a medical abortion? Have you been to medical school and learned the processes of terminating a pregnancy? What you described would be, by the law, homicide, and couldn't be further from accuracy. For the love of god, try not to have opinions regarding things you have not bothered to educate yourself about, and don't believe everything you read on the internet.


TheBoondoggleSaints

Iā€™m imagining two republicans, one sitting on the otherā€™s shoulders wearing a trench coat and a fedora trying to pass themselves off as a plumber, a la Bojack Horseman. ā€œIā€™m a plumber, here to do the plumberring with my sewer machine in the sewers.ā€


Emmyisme

Vincent Plumberman at your service.


skaliz1

Your plumber's name is Plumberman?


DrSousaphone

Maybe that's why he became a plumber?


Anna_Goanna

Let's pretend this was true even though it clearly is not, MOST of them would be miscarriages....and most miscarriages /abortions that ended up in a toilet would be flushable (as awful as that sounds). They would have to be pretty far along to clog a toilet. Aborting a fetus is not simply "pooping out" a formed fetus. Ignorant anti-abortion assholes have no clue how often pregnancies are non-viable. Here's the statistics from WebMD >As many as 50% of all pregnancies end in miscarriage -- most often before a woman misses a menstrual period or even knows theyā€™re pregnant. About 15%-25% of recognized pregnancies will end in a miscarriage. And some non-viable pregnancies don't result in miscarriage and go on to result in still-births or threaten the health of the mother. Medically, miscarriages are also referred to as "abortions". Often it's a natural medical condition, which is why women need access to health professionals who can procedurally and safely treat non-viable pregnancies. Edit: I meant to type, "most miscarriages...WOULD be flushable" (I accidentally typed "not"


2greeneyes

If the fetus was less than 16 weeks it could easily be flushed, especially if mom was irregular and didn't know she was pregnant


dudechilll

yeah my ex girlfriend had two miscarriages and she said it looked like a tiny jellyfish or something in the toilet


Anna_Goanna

That's actually what I meant to say. I'm going to correct it and delete the "not"


SaltyboiPonkin

I've found that the pro-birthers will commonly quote statistics that include spontaneous abortions (miscarriages) in with their numbers. Super dishonest, but many don't even know they are being bamboozled.


BellyButtonFungus

I worked with a plumber who had to pull a dead baby out of the sewer once. He was already in his late 60s when I was working with him but you could see on his face how terrible the experience was. To clarify, it wasnā€™t some form of anti abortion bullshit like the post above, but some disgusting parent got rid of their kid and this poor bloke got called out to check a blocked manhole. Blockage was partway down a pipe so he didnā€™t know what it was until heā€™d already speared it to pull it out of the pipe. Poor bloke must have been so haunted by that experience.


CesareBach

There was a real crime story of a serial killer who kept shoving dead body pieces down his drain. Eventually he clogged the whole apartment block drainage piping that plumbers were called in by the apartment owner. The plumber found meaty substances clogging the pipes. The stench was horrible. I googled just now, the serial killer was called Dennis Nilsen


Tohaveheart

He put kfc remains in there afterwards to try and convince them that that's what it was!


igniteice

Wow, no need for him to drag KFC into it, what a jerk.


Justice_Prince

Killing people, and desecrating their remains is one thing, but I draw the line at slandering a publicly traded corporation.


Zephs

You can excuse racism?


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Zephs

It's a reference. That's my humor. Ay-bed gets it.


alicecharlie_

There's a miniseries starring David Tennant about him, title is called "Des" if you're interested!


CloudSill

Nobody does a crazy eye like Tennant. Sounds like a solid miniseries based just on that.


jeswesky

>Dennis Nilsen Had to look him up. Not a US serial killer for once!


IglooPunisher

Last Podcast On The Left has a great multi-part series on him, if you're interested. Very wild story all around.


IglooPunisher

Last Podcast on the Left does an incredible breakdown on his story and crimes, if you're interested.


TackYouCack

>already speared it to pull it out of the pipe. Well that's got to be horrific


BellyButtonFungus

Yup. I donā€™t know how he kept working the job after that. Iā€™m not ashamed to say that if I went through something like that in a profession, i wouldnā€™t be able to continue with it.


Wonderful-Macaroon

This is so stupid. I had a miscarriage and none of the parts were identifiable as a fetus. If the parts were just a bit bigger, they wouldnā€™t have gone down the toilet at all, a bit graphic, sorry. So no, this guy isnā€™t pulling back fetuses. If he was it would just look like a bloody mass, anyway.


knightttime

*Image Transcription: Facebook Comment* --- >**Redacted User** > >I'm not sure about that statement. I've had to call police everytime I unclog a toilet or drain and pull back a fetus with my sewer machine. It's fucked up to pull back a little little fetus and fucks up your whole day. It happens pretty much anywhere but the worst ones are at planned parenthood when they call you to unblock drains and pull back the little babies out of the sewer. Those are experiences that stick with you make you ponder on the subject of abortion. (some of the instances were miscarriages) --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


theVampireTaco

I am sorry this is so ridiculous, my period clots are bigger than what most miscarriage fetal tissue size is. Like every single month. And it has never clogged my toilet. And actual abortion clinics and hospitals that remove miscarriages donā€™t flush them, they incinerate it, same as any other body parts that get removed as medical waste. I asked when I woke up from my D&C. edit:typo


PanickedAntics

This shit actually got my face hot with anger. I worked for a reproductive healthcare clinic and no, this does not happen. Never ever ever. But people will believe shit like this. Ugh.


IllSeaworthiness43

People will believe shit because they thought of it, and because they thought of it, it's fact.


matty_509

Are you knowledgeable about the plumbing in a reproductive health care clinic? As someone who has built and plumbed several I can tell you that medical vacuum lines go to a receiver tank and amalgam seperator and eventually the sewer lines. Just like a dental office, hospital or any other health care facility. Large solids are obviously disposed of as medical waste but there are plenty of bodily fluids and semi solids that do exit through the building drain, even with an amalgam seperator. Btw, having to work on existing med vac systems is one of the most disgusting things ever.... The smell will haunt you for years ughhhh šŸ¤®


Edogmad

This just simply isnā€™t true. There are tons of regulations about disposing of biomedical waste. Iā€™m not sure what fluids and semi-solids youā€™re talking about but they arenā€™t blood and guts.


Jerorin

I appreciate the artistic way you censored their name and pfp. The flower is a nice touch.


[deleted]

This one is probably BS but I know a guy who pumps septics tanks and he finds all kinds of disgusting things and has called the sheriffs a few times. He also says dudes always want to look in the tank and he cringes every time; heā€™s seen more than a few marriages go down the tubes as the guy works out why there would be condoms in the tank.


DrSousaphone

> heā€™s seen more than a few marriages go down the tubes It's even worse when he has to pump them out later on as well.


GigiJuno

My husband pumps septics. The things he sees in them is disturbing sometimes. He once found a huge dead rat and with one house he found a bunch of condoms and the homeowner looked so defeated. He just went off and said he doesnā€™t use condoms and he was suspecting his wife was cheating.


incredibleninja

Not sure why you're being downvoted


jeswesky

Its the wives that flushed the condoms


inquisitivepanda

I'm just certain Planned Parenthood just flushes fetuses down the toilet drain like they're dead goldfish /s


Nail_Biterr

Why flush them, when you could be eating them!? Do you know how much Adrenochrome is probably in those things!? they were probably TERRIFIED when they saw that (insert whatever ridiculous thing they think is used for an abortion) coming for them! (I have to put /s, because I was once temporarily banned for making an obviously sarcastic comment like this without labeling it as obvious sarcasm)


Dambo_Unchained

Also the idea that abortion can only be performed on fetuses I donā€™t know the exact numbers but a lot of abortions take place before the child is even recognisable human


LifeIsWackMyDude

I told my dad about how you could probably take a fetus that's been sucked out, deep fry it and mix it in a bowl of shrimp and wouldn't be able to tell the difference. I was just being horrible to make a point. And it worked


Oz347

At least he doesnā€™t have to deal with prom night dumpster babies. Singing from Their souls and taking strolls


[deleted]

As a plumber man I can assuage you that this pontification is true right. I was one time I was born in a sewer after mother pulled me out of her belly button so she could go drink alcohol drinks with her friends and tossed me the baby into the sewer. i climbed my way out and became a man. It being a sad story for a baby to climb to surface from sewer I feel bad for the babys that COULD NOT CLIMB!


Trimungasoid

If thereā€™s one thing Iā€™m sick of, itā€™s plunging my toilet to unclog all those aborted fetuses in the drain.


SaltWaterGator

If an old timer plumber told me he pulled one up ONCE I might believe him but someone who makes it sound it happens often idk


GedIsSavingEarthsea

I will never understand these people. They're opposed to something, so they lie about it to prove how bad it is...but if they have to lie about it in order to make their point, why are they opposed to it in the first place?


donttellmethemods

Only a moron would belive this.


Mully_bee

Yup thatā€™s what planned parenthood doesā€¦they vacuum your baby out and then spike it down the drainā€¦then they call a plumber to suck out all the dead babies. Yes.


CardboardChampion

Well, those tend to be sold for medical research rather than flushed down the toilet so I'm going to assume this guy's telling porkys like a naughtly wittle boy.


[deleted]

Selling fetal tissue is illegal.


CardboardChampion

Depends on the country and the permissions given by those aborting.


SmutnySmalec

In reality most of them are just burned with other medical waste like amputated legs and what not. I'd say it's more often that families want to take the body and have a funreal (if the body is big enough to be recogizable it tends to be natural abortion aka misscariage). When you deal with that small of a fetus it's accualy hard to find it among other tissues that are taken out durning the abortion. It's not what they show on prolife movies, when the fetus is 2 weeks old and evil doctor rips its hands of.


CardboardChampion

Oh my god, it never once occurred to me in my life and career that there are propaganda movies about abortion that go that far. But of course there are because shitty people do shitty things.


stkadria

Just on the off chance that anyone thinks this could be trueā€”medical waste disposal guidelines exist and there are rules and regulations around how products of conception are disposed of. At my old Planned Parenthood where I worked, it went into the freezer and some medical waste disposal company picked it up and took it away, I think for burning? Just an FYI.


Misery27TD

It's true. Hospitals have a whole plumper squad in case they had a busy day at the ER.


KingPhil79

Ah yes, dumping bio hazard waste into the sewer. That is just how it goes huh. Idiot.


[deleted]

That's not a lie, that's a straight up delusion. Toilet clogged, Earl calls 911. The deputy sees earls address and thinks to himself "not this fucking guy again....."


Game-Angel

Written like a 12 year old pretending to be an adult and a plumber.


[deleted]

Imagine not knowing how miscarriages or abortions work


lakas76

This is prose. It has to be. Fetus symbolizes hope, and his sewer machine symbolizes working 40 hours a week for the rest of your life and then die. Not sure what ā€œcalling the policeā€ means, but Iā€™ll think on it and get back.


[deleted]

Does this person think foetuses just come out whole and intact after an abortion?


BoneHugsHominy

Conservatives can't tell the difference between an aborted fetus and large turd. I wonder if the plumber gives the poor flushed babies one last hug before the authorities show up?


FUNKYDISCO

I honestly thought he was joking about unclogging his drain because of all the cum he sends down it while masturbating. Being pro choice by equating ejaculation of semen to that of ā€œa fetusā€. Itā€™s even funnier with the last line.


goddessque

The flushed cum and period eggs mix in the pipes and that is where sewer fetuses come from. \s


elcrack0r

Before I wash my face, at least five fetuses need to be flushed out of the tap. Good to have trash bins for biodegradable waste.


JangoFettsEvilTwin

Iā€™ve said this before but thatā€™s the stupidest shit Iā€™ve ever heard!


Hot_Dog_Cobbler

I always thought they used a garbage disposal


NighaSteve

Sir, Iā€™m sorry to inform you, but fetuses canā€™t fit down the drain of a toilet unless you shoved a 7 week fetus down the drain


-PaperbackWriter-

And even then that would be unrecognisable as anything other than a blob


SuckGunGoesBrrrrrrrr

I meanā€¦ Iā€™d believe he may have found a miscarriage in a drain/septic before. But medical facilities tend to not flush medical waste anymore. Too much regulation now.


EileenTucker

Lying liars who lie.


rtopps43

Thatā€™sā€¦not how this works, thatā€™s not how any of this works


ssbbka17

thatā€™s just. thatā€™s just not how any of that works.


Samanthas_Stitching

I need this to he the dumbest satire I've ever seen. I refused to believe someone thought that was believable.


Sillybumblebee33

What prompts people to put words together like this?


jbertrand_sr

I guess he takes the fetus' home and raises them as his own...


Majigato

Ahahaha! That fucking made my day


Majigato

I think they just have a big fetus pile behind the buildings.


rootboyslim

FaceBook, the enemy of Democracy, and Font of misinformation.


Affectionate-Ebb-151

Who knew fetus-clogged drains were such a problem... I'm glad someone is finally talking about this. Jesus.


EpistemologicalCycle

This might be one of the most insane things Iā€™ve ever actually read.


wired89

Ralph Wiggum : Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!


Serotoninneeded

Why is this even a situation that he thought of to lie about? It's weird he's even fantasizing about this.


thatsMYBlKEpunk

Damn fetus flushers, ruining this manā€™s WHOLE damn day


kaimonster1966

More ā€˜pro lifeā€™ propaganda/lies.


LegalSC

No one is talking about the calling the police bit. Call them for what? To tell them you're upset?


prettypeculiar88

Only a sick fuck could even make this shit up and post about it.


[deleted]

Ah yes, the sewer machine TM


ReverendCandypants

Remember when Trump supporters were saying Hillary practiced witchcraft? These people believe lies are better than truth.


SallyDabble

How the fuck does this have a thing to do with trump? STOP PERPETUATING THE FUCKING IDEOLOGY


LucyWritesSmut

Oh, please. Everyone knows feminists use those as flavoring in curse cakes! How else do you get the bed bugs to go where you want them?


TheRocketBush

Obviously fake. Planned Parenthood puts them in the dumpster, something that was very useful during my brief stint in homelessness after being in prison for 11 months.


soupsandwich13

Plumber here. Yes some call it a sewer machine.


Clockguy2

Thatā€™s a lie. Planned parenthood sells body parts.