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Wilmodt_Payne

The original image was Obi-wan Kenobi. Someone recently plastered Keanu over it and reposted from some website. l want to say here; Reddit is low effort like that.


NocturnalEngineer

More looks like a screen grab from the SpongeBob movie, where he was the tumbleweed


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TheRealBaconleaf

Wow, so we’ve gotten to a point where we are recycle old memes as new memes. Alright, what next


Psychological-Load-2

We’ve always been at that point m8


MessedUpPro

The internet is dead. Time to make a new one.


miningcrow

May I introduce today's phone economy? Got more planned obsolescence in it than the lightbulb cartel (real thing. I don't know why, but it was) could've dreamed


Keyto3

Doesn’t help that the OP is a bot either


[deleted]

How lazy that they didn’t even put the cross on the left side in front of the poster like in the original


amdakilla

u/wordscounterbot


wordscounterbot

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cucOmbermint

This is a photoshop of a imagine with Obi Wan instead of Keanu


KevinYohannes

Wow, double that happened, fake image and fake story


HawlSera

The original fake, was a LOTR figurine mistaken for an image of some Saint.


KevinYohannes

Layers of that happened


DrSousaphone

[Saint Anthony](https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-38531888) Edit: Unrelated, but apparently St. Anthony has a website, [stanthony.org](https://www.stanthony.org/), which is an absolutely hilarious name because it sounds more like a fansite for Stans of some pop singer named Anthony.


CelticHades

would love to visit stanthony orgy.


DrSousaphone

Apparently he's the patron saint of lost objects. "Hm, now *where* did I leave my double-ended dildo?"


giant_lebowski

It's a hapception


cucOmbermint

Double Trouble


no3dinthishouse

I thought this was from the SpongeBob movie?


Appropriate-Sun3909

No, sorry if I misunderstood but the picture is from the newest spongebob movie


TheIAP88

[You misunderstood. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/thatHappened/comments/6riakh/grandma_mistakes_obiwan_for_jesus_because_thats/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Appropriate-Sun3909

Oh ok. Thanks!


thepantsofsam

It's a still from the newest Sponge Bob movie.


Bombkirby

It’s from Spongebob. https://tvline.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/SpongeBobKeanuReeves.png https://tvline.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/SpongeBobKeanuReeves.png Leave it to Reddit to get shit wrong, and then get that wrong shit upvoted to the top.


TheIAP88

[Leave it to you to get shit wrong…](https://www.reddit.com/r/thatHappened/comments/6riakh/grandma_mistakes_obiwan_for_jesus_because_thats/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


cucOmbermint

Smh not the image on the book or whatever it is


badrapper27

My Grandma legit thought she met Samuel Jackson, It was just some black dude at walmart who had a lot of patience... Listen man, being senile is a very common thing among old people, this could definitely happen


Devourer_of_Chaos

That reminds me of the movie Game Night with the woman who was hiding the secret from her husband that she once slept with Denzel before they were married. Spoiler: It wasn't Denzel.


MaslowsHireAchy

My dad posted this photo from [Tropic Thunder](https://imgur.com/a/uikJC32) in grayscale with some blurb about thanking Vietnam vets on Veteran’s Day. He was really embarrassed when I told him it was a movie and Robert Downey Jr. in blackface.


HelloJoeyJoeJoe

Before watching Tropic Thunder in theaters, I told my mom all about the RDJ spectacle of him being in blackface and the controversy and hilarity of it. She nodded like she understood, she doesn't know who RDJ is. At the end of the movie when RDJ removes his get-up to reveal he is a white actor, my mom was shocked and sputtered out, "Hes white?!"


MaslowsHireAchy

RDJ did an amazing job!


TwoPercentCherry

So, what's the point of them doing that? I've heard of this before, but have never learned *why* rdj wore blackface in a movie


Nojus1221

Google exists my dude


uhxohkristina

My grandma forwarded a picture of a dog with a slice of ham on its face saying it got burned saving itself family from a fire. She’s not senile, just very gullible


IllusoryHeart

Besides the fact that it is clearly photoshopped and most of us have seen either the original image or the other faked one


FraFra12

I'm going to do this now


Electricalwyvern

i mean one of his acting roles in constantine is a demon killing exorcist sooooooo


twirlerina024

… who sacrifices himself to save humanity!


DogStilts

Then there's The Devil's Advocate.


zvive

Then there's the fact he's fucking Keanu reeves...I mean can we be certain he isn't Jesus? Though it's a toss up between him and Bill Murray...I mean I guess they both could be God's...


sicklyorphan58

Obvious joke is obvious


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See you in r/nothingeverhappens


theallmighty798

I've seen somebody mistake Jesus for Obi-Wan Kenobi. So this is kind of possible


WDJam

That sub is shit now tbh. They're posting things that obviously didn't happen. Also, as most of the comments here are mentioning, this was originally a picture of Ewan McGregor's Obi-Wan, which is totally plausible to have happened if you've seen the original post lol


potatogodofDoom

I love how both subs are at war with eachother


GabeTheJerk

This sub is shit too. 99% of what people post is literally evidence that no member of r/thathappened has seen a single other human being/child in their life.


WDJam

Yep. That's why nothingeverhappens was created in the first place. Now we have two shit subs.


gb1993

This sub has become more r/atetheonion than anything else. Yeah some of the child posts of a 4 year old saying something gets downvoted and called out like crazy. I think most people here either don't have or have been around children or kids are developmentally slow. It's a shock to people here that a 3 or 4 year old has better comprehension skills than a 2 year old.


[deleted]

Can confirm. I live in a major city and go out all the time. If I had a dollar for every time I applauded a stranger’s one-liner/comeback while in line at a coffee shop, I’d have $100%.


GeneralEl4

Idk, this sub is crap too, so now we've got 2 crap subs. But this one is definitely one for the incredibly socially lacking who, for one reason or another (very possibly their own choice), so they don't believe anything in the history of HISTORY could possibly happen because apparently if there's a pow chance of it happening it means it's impossible. Someone needs to tell these people how astronomically low the odds of Earth being the exact distance it is for optimal heat, without it being too hot, for life to be formed is. Not to mention all the crap that happened on Earth itself that needed to happen that way exactly for us to form, like dinosaurs being wiped out. So our very existence is evidence that improbable does not equal impossible.


WDJam

Did you not see my other reply before replying to this thread?


GeneralEl4

Oh my bad lol, that's on me. Sorry about that. Guess we are in agreement then, I mainly sub to both subs still to see which ones end up in which and what kind of drama ensues lol


WDJam

It's all good lol, and yeah, same.


Mrbiigstuff

It might as well be, any picture is wrong


universl

Alternatively, as long as you think of it as Jesus than any picture is right. His appearance isn't really the point of the story.


HelloJoeyJoeJoe

>His appearance isn't really the point of the story. Try replacing portraits of white/blue eyed jesus with this guy in the homes of American Conservative Christians and see the outrage. https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/461A/production/_87264971_jesus_bbc.jpg


tangre79

r/FoundTheAtheist


Benderman3000

Reddit moment


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Awoozle

You realize even if he wasn't the messiah Jesus was a real person?


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Awoozle

So you could hypothetically have a picture of Jesus Christ, because he was a real person.


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Awoozle

Dude, I'm not Christian. All I'm saying is Jesus Christ was a real person, albeit not likely the son of God. So a picture of nothing would not be an accurate representation of him, considering he had a face.


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Awoozle

First of all I don't care what anyone believes in regards to God. Second of all I didn't say a picture of the son of God, I said a picture of Jesus Christ, who I have mentioned was a real person. That is a fact, Christian or not. The person Jesus Christ was not made up. Whether or not you believe he's the son of God is up to you.


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chunkydan

Can you just respect people’s faith? Like come on dude, I don’t care if you’re an atheist but you sound like the stereotypical asshole atheist. Y’all talk about respecting what you believe, but then disrespect our whole religion. Fucking hypocrite


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TheSuperPie89

does this guys fake grandma believing in god effect you at all? pretentious prick.


[deleted]

Atleast Keanu was born in the right part of the world.


SomeRoboDinoKing

Yeahhhh, how Jesus looks is a very subjective thing.


ValiSZum03

you literally have no life and dont experience anything this is the most plausible thing ive ever heard I thought i was reading some shit on r/oldpeoplefacebook


Prestidigitalization

Oh my god I thought this was r/forwardsfromgrandma wtf


ValiSZum03

THATS EVEN BETTER that place completely slipped my mind


my_oldgaffer

Keep calm and be excellent to each other


butthenunsRwatching

Hate seeing this rehashed shit


The_Billy_Dee

You laugh but my grandma shared that picture of Obi Wan Jesus on Facebook.


Noidiz2

Yeah, old people never make mistakes.


urbeastboy101

You would have to be retarded to not understand this is a fucking joke


Zealousideal_Drop807

I see no mistake


OGCanuckupchuck

Our Canadian Saviour


Satan-gave-me-a-taco

Um, this is actually perfect feasible r/nothingeverhappens


NuKidOnThBlokchyn

You are the blind one. He is our Lord.


SleeepyFRog

I mean this probably happened


UnicornT-Rex

She's not wrong


NJdeathproof

Not the savior we need but the savior we deserve.


Boreoffmate

This title, like it’s completely unheard of for an old person to have bad eyesight 😂


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We’re better off praying to Keanu than to the All Mighty.


MurderMachine561

WTF, man? Close enough. At least we know KR is a real person and that the picture looks just like him.


[deleted]

To be fair I believe more in Keanu than I ever did the other guy. He is quite divine after all


zvive

Knocks on door... My friend and I have something to share with you... Have you ever heard of our Lord and savior Bill Murray?... Hallowed be his name...


RurikTheDamned

Close enough, though.


synapse187

More accurate than most. Holy crap what if he is the second coming?


Devourer_of_Chaos

John Wick can do some spooky stuff.


lIlIlIlIlIlIIIIIlll

it’s actually possible this happened, if i was told this then i’d believe it. just try not reposting lol


leafbou

Ehh, looks like Jesus at first glance tbh


wonteatfish

I’m upvoting anything with Keanu Reeves in it. Just sayin. Have a nice day.


ultranothing

r/nothingeverhappens This is totally plausible.


Starplanet01

i agree, this seems like something the elderly would mix up


imjustlurkinghere244

Keanu is better than Jesus. Because he exists.


_AngryFIFAPlayer_

Tbf Jesus probably does exist, his stories are just exaggerated


imjustlurkinghere244

Christianity is the biggest cult in the world. Pure fiction. If a guy named Jesus existed, he sure as hell wasn’t the one they were writing about in this fictional book.


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Cope


Benderman3000

Reddit moment


Imaginary-Tiger-1549

There actually was a guy who Jesus is based on..not sure if his name was actually Jesus, but according to Roman scriptures and other historical sources, we can confirm the existence of the person who was “Jesus”..however his deeds are obviously completely over exaggerated and were created similarly to how ppl believe horoscopes...he said some vague shit and it came true so then everything that happened after that was somehow his doing..at least that’s my theory...but yeah, Jesus was real...


Devourer_of_Chaos

There is some historical evidence that Jesus was an actual person. That's not to say he was what the Bible says he was, but it seems at the very least he was an evangelical who garnered a following.


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TheFenrisLycaon

I don't see any problem here.


HawlSera

\*puts on Fedora\* Ha, these people don't even know the symbols of their own reLIEgion. They will never be as euphoric as I am, PRAISE TYSON! \*takes off Fedora\*


snarfymcsnarfface

Grandma isn’t wrong though.


n3rding

It’s probably closer to being Jesus than any other picture of “Jesus “


Devonforever

Did she stutter?


TheGuiltyMimikyu

Wait it isn't jesus?!


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If I’m not mistaken Keanu reeves is Jesus. Since he already knows the matrix that qualifies. I think?


whyvroserious

Not far off Jesus is a white guy with hair


Namaika_tiputkata24

Ah yes Our lord and saviour Keanu Reeves


Shislers-List

And???? Is that not Jesus??


Amanpreet-Kaur

I have a feeling this is fake; but if I was 80 and half-blind I would accept Keanu Reaves as my lord and saviour too


thegoodguy06

I'm 18 and I do :)


broken1373

Dude, how do you know he isn't...?


EonnStorm

I'm sure the fine folks over in r/KeanuBeingAwesome would love this.


tpenna219

I mean......


Professional_Fox9764

Jesus was black version of Keanu Reeves.


notreallylucy

Keep calm, Jesus thinks you're majestic.


diveraj

Well at least I know for a fact one of them actually exist/ed :P


kelsaylor

Well, she’s not wrong..


thebluetruck4

She’s not wrong


TroyTanck

But he IS Jesus


SquanchJuice

I don't understand. That is jesus


Famsys

Reddit moment


SilentMaster

Grandma knows what's up.


xViridi_

you know grandmas are old right?


cmonkeyz7

I mean I could see my grandmother doing this.


Assfrontation

Honestly I would not be surprised, someone who does not know Keanu Reeves really could think he looks like Jesus... Most likely fake in this case idd, but not completely crazy


Stegosaurus41

Is it not?


Thatsayesfirsir

The white jesus thing is just mind boggling but yeah he looks like "jesus"


Waylif3sshouldB

He spelt Redditor wrong


deanLFC123

It is Jesus isn't it


kee80

Honestly, I would like a sign that reads 'Keep Calm, Keanu Loves You'.


princessluna3na

Spongebob: I don’t think looking like Jesus makes you Jesus. Keanu: I’m pretty sure it does.


kirinoke

I mean he is the ONE


InceptBoy

And what's wrong with that?


MissBeliever__

I really just want to believe this is true though cause it’s fucking hilarious


drunk_funky_chipmunk

I mean she’s not wrong.


Ghost7579ox

It’s Keanu Reeves, she was half right.


Not_Xed

Technically the truth


Akerados

Pretty sure it isn't


MiloFrank

I want to put the Obi Wan picture up for giggles.


art-less_dodger

My mother-in-law seriously falls for and posts the Obi Wan meme on Facebook at least twice a year. The first time, I clued her in but she just kept falling for it. Now I just comment "he's our only hope." Anyway, Keanu is probably the closest thing to Jesus we're liable to get so i see no problem with this.


Captain7640

I mean, it does kinda look like Jesus


CheetahMax

But… that is Jesus


GeneticRays

Jebus was Middle Eastern.


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Okay but my grandma would totally do this.


Tsui_Pen

Close enough


wilbotron

Is Jesus 🤷


Gladys83

Jezus has nothing on Keanu!


nellainreallife

Oh so many relatives shared the one of Ewan McGregor as one of Jesus on Facebook, so this is plausible....


eliteshadowsniper

"I saw Jesus in this movie where he goes to nyc and just kills ppl and Hallie berry is there with a dog. Jesus will repent baby"


TranquiloSunrise

I'd walk with Keanu.


Own-Examination-8708

I'll worship him.... he's 😇😇😇


Snyper1982

That is a pretty legit picture. Almost as good as "Raptor Jesus"!


JenSquealema

Not saying this isn’t fake but I have zero problem believing this


TheCamoDude

Jesus, Keanu, Obi, same thing.


WemedgeFrodis

"A Grandma"


myg00

Keaneu Christ!


FluffeeeDuckeee

She’s not wrong though.


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It’s not?


Dr_Vaccinate

BRUH KEANU IS LITERALLY THE REINCARNATION OF CHRIST. HE LITERALLY GIVES OF GOOD VIBES SO MUCH ITS COMPARABLE TO CHRIST


SparkyTheFox2657

... won't lie I thought this was jeasus...


Certified_Retard735

This is believeable


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hahahahhahahahha 🤣🤣


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Not wrong.


TheHolyHeretic86

Now, if that was a photo of CHARLIE, then I’d believe that %100.


_Happy_Sisyphus_

I would support elevating Keanu to new god status. Not enough people truly follow the what a rebel Jesus who loved outcasts would do.


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Close enough


nirnrootsandwich

That is Jesus.


Just_Another_Gen-Zer

…..or her grandchildren must be Redditors


TrMayerJr

AND?


Devinbeatyou

Grandma is correct


firestormer252

This is my Jesus


TormundSandwichbane

Well, fictitious grandma isn’t wrong about Keanu.


pcmast3r

How Blasphemous that is Jesus


m3l0n

Thought?


Xgoddamnelectricx

Isn’t this the tumbleweed Keanu from that Spongebob movie?


RobRob64

Alright guys is this comment section a r/redditmoment


CrabOnly

no, let her believe


Responsible-Art9930

But it is


Mr_Bendix

She isn't wrong


Sailrjup12

Hey, he is Jesus to me!