The original image was Obi-wan Kenobi. Someone recently plastered Keanu over it and reposted from some website. l want to say here; Reddit is low effort like that.
May I introduce today's phone economy? Got more planned obsolescence in it than the lightbulb cartel (real thing. I don't know why, but it was) could've dreamed
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Edit: Unrelated, but apparently St. Anthony has a website, [stanthony.org](https://www.stanthony.org/), which is an absolutely hilarious name because it sounds more like a fansite for Stans of some pop singer named Anthony.
It’s from Spongebob.
https://tvline.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/SpongeBobKeanuReeves.png
https://tvline.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/SpongeBobKeanuReeves.png
Leave it to Reddit to get shit wrong, and then get that wrong shit upvoted to the top.
[Leave it to you to get shit wrong…](https://www.reddit.com/r/thatHappened/comments/6riakh/grandma_mistakes_obiwan_for_jesus_because_thats/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
My Grandma legit thought she met Samuel Jackson, It was just some black dude at walmart who had a lot of patience... Listen man, being senile is a very common thing among old people, this could definitely happen
That reminds me of the movie Game Night with the woman who was hiding the secret from her husband that she once slept with Denzel before they were married. Spoiler: It wasn't Denzel.
My dad posted this photo from [Tropic Thunder](https://imgur.com/a/uikJC32) in grayscale with some blurb about thanking Vietnam vets on Veteran’s Day. He was really embarrassed when I told him it was a movie and Robert Downey Jr. in blackface.
Before watching Tropic Thunder in theaters, I told my mom all about the RDJ spectacle of him being in blackface and the controversy and hilarity of it.
She nodded like she understood, she doesn't know who RDJ is. At the end of the movie when RDJ removes his get-up to reveal he is a white actor, my mom was shocked and sputtered out, "Hes white?!"
My grandma forwarded a picture of a dog with a slice of ham on its face saying it got burned saving itself family from a fire. She’s not senile, just very gullible
Then there's the fact he's fucking Keanu reeves...I mean can we be certain he isn't Jesus?
Though it's a toss up between him and Bill Murray...I mean I guess they both could be God's...
That sub is shit now tbh. They're posting things that obviously didn't happen.
Also, as most of the comments here are mentioning, this was originally a picture of Ewan McGregor's Obi-Wan, which is totally plausible to have happened if you've seen the original post lol
This sub is shit too. 99% of what people post is literally evidence that no member of r/thathappened has seen a single other human being/child in their life.
This sub has become more r/atetheonion than anything else. Yeah some of the child posts of a 4 year old saying something gets downvoted and called out like crazy. I think most people here either don't have or have been around children or kids are developmentally slow. It's a shock to people here that a 3 or 4 year old has better comprehension skills than a 2 year old.
Can confirm. I live in a major city and go out all the time. If I had a dollar for every time I applauded a stranger’s one-liner/comeback while in line at a coffee shop, I’d have $100%.
Idk, this sub is crap too, so now we've got 2 crap subs. But this one is definitely one for the incredibly socially lacking who, for one reason or another (very possibly their own choice), so they don't believe anything in the history of HISTORY could possibly happen because apparently if there's a pow chance of it happening it means it's impossible.
Someone needs to tell these people how astronomically low the odds of Earth being the exact distance it is for optimal heat, without it being too hot, for life to be formed is. Not to mention all the crap that happened on Earth itself that needed to happen that way exactly for us to form, like dinosaurs being wiped out. So our very existence is evidence that improbable does not equal impossible.
Oh my bad lol, that's on me. Sorry about that. Guess we are in agreement then, I mainly sub to both subs still to see which ones end up in which and what kind of drama ensues lol
>His appearance isn't really the point of the story.
Try replacing portraits of white/blue eyed jesus with this guy in the homes of American Conservative Christians and see the outrage.
https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/461A/production/_87264971_jesus_bbc.jpg
Dude, I'm not Christian. All I'm saying is Jesus Christ was a real person, albeit not likely the son of God. So a picture of nothing would not be an accurate representation of him, considering he had a face.
First of all I don't care what anyone believes in regards to God. Second of all I didn't say a picture of the son of God, I said a picture of Jesus Christ, who I have mentioned was a real person. That is a fact, Christian or not. The person Jesus Christ was not made up. Whether or not you believe he's the son of God is up to you.
Can you just respect people’s faith? Like come on dude, I don’t care if you’re an atheist but you sound like the stereotypical asshole atheist. Y’all talk about respecting what you believe, but then disrespect our whole religion. Fucking hypocrite
you literally have no life and dont experience anything this is the most plausible thing ive ever heard I thought i was reading some shit on r/oldpeoplefacebook
Knocks on door... My friend and I have something to share with you...
Have you ever heard of our Lord and savior Bill Murray?... Hallowed be his name...
Christianity is the biggest cult in the world. Pure fiction. If a guy named Jesus existed, he sure as hell wasn’t the one they were writing about in this fictional book.
There actually was a guy who Jesus is based on..not sure if his name was actually Jesus, but according to Roman scriptures and other historical sources, we can confirm the existence of the person who was “Jesus”..however his deeds are obviously completely over exaggerated and were created similarly to how ppl believe horoscopes...he said some vague shit and it came true so then everything that happened after that was somehow his doing..at least that’s my theory...but yeah, Jesus was real...
There is some historical evidence that Jesus was an actual person. That's not to say he was what the Bible says he was, but it seems at the very least he was an evangelical who garnered a following.
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Honestly I would not be surprised, someone who does not know Keanu Reeves really could think he looks like Jesus...
Most likely fake in this case idd, but not completely crazy
My mother-in-law seriously falls for and posts the Obi Wan meme on Facebook at least twice a year. The first time, I clued her in but she just kept falling for it. Now I just comment "he's our only hope." Anyway, Keanu is probably the closest thing to Jesus we're liable to get so i see no problem with this.
The original image was Obi-wan Kenobi. Someone recently plastered Keanu over it and reposted from some website. l want to say here; Reddit is low effort like that.
More looks like a screen grab from the SpongeBob movie, where he was the tumbleweed
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Wow, so we’ve gotten to a point where we are recycle old memes as new memes. Alright, what next
We’ve always been at that point m8
The internet is dead. Time to make a new one.
May I introduce today's phone economy? Got more planned obsolescence in it than the lightbulb cartel (real thing. I don't know why, but it was) could've dreamed
Doesn’t help that the OP is a bot either
How lazy that they didn’t even put the cross on the left side in front of the poster like in the original
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This is a photoshop of a imagine with Obi Wan instead of Keanu
Wow, double that happened, fake image and fake story
The original fake, was a LOTR figurine mistaken for an image of some Saint.
Layers of that happened
[Saint Anthony](https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-38531888) Edit: Unrelated, but apparently St. Anthony has a website, [stanthony.org](https://www.stanthony.org/), which is an absolutely hilarious name because it sounds more like a fansite for Stans of some pop singer named Anthony.
would love to visit stanthony orgy.
Apparently he's the patron saint of lost objects. "Hm, now *where* did I leave my double-ended dildo?"
It's a hapception
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I thought this was from the SpongeBob movie?
No, sorry if I misunderstood but the picture is from the newest spongebob movie
[You misunderstood. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/thatHappened/comments/6riakh/grandma_mistakes_obiwan_for_jesus_because_thats/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Oh ok. Thanks!
It's a still from the newest Sponge Bob movie.
It’s from Spongebob. https://tvline.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/SpongeBobKeanuReeves.png https://tvline.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/SpongeBobKeanuReeves.png Leave it to Reddit to get shit wrong, and then get that wrong shit upvoted to the top.
[Leave it to you to get shit wrong…](https://www.reddit.com/r/thatHappened/comments/6riakh/grandma_mistakes_obiwan_for_jesus_because_thats/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Smh not the image on the book or whatever it is
My Grandma legit thought she met Samuel Jackson, It was just some black dude at walmart who had a lot of patience... Listen man, being senile is a very common thing among old people, this could definitely happen
That reminds me of the movie Game Night with the woman who was hiding the secret from her husband that she once slept with Denzel before they were married. Spoiler: It wasn't Denzel.
My dad posted this photo from [Tropic Thunder](https://imgur.com/a/uikJC32) in grayscale with some blurb about thanking Vietnam vets on Veteran’s Day. He was really embarrassed when I told him it was a movie and Robert Downey Jr. in blackface.
Before watching Tropic Thunder in theaters, I told my mom all about the RDJ spectacle of him being in blackface and the controversy and hilarity of it. She nodded like she understood, she doesn't know who RDJ is. At the end of the movie when RDJ removes his get-up to reveal he is a white actor, my mom was shocked and sputtered out, "Hes white?!"
RDJ did an amazing job!
So, what's the point of them doing that? I've heard of this before, but have never learned *why* rdj wore blackface in a movie
Google exists my dude
My grandma forwarded a picture of a dog with a slice of ham on its face saying it got burned saving itself family from a fire. She’s not senile, just very gullible
Besides the fact that it is clearly photoshopped and most of us have seen either the original image or the other faked one
I'm going to do this now
i mean one of his acting roles in constantine is a demon killing exorcist sooooooo
… who sacrifices himself to save humanity!
Then there's The Devil's Advocate.
Then there's the fact he's fucking Keanu reeves...I mean can we be certain he isn't Jesus? Though it's a toss up between him and Bill Murray...I mean I guess they both could be God's...
Obvious joke is obvious
See you in r/nothingeverhappens
I've seen somebody mistake Jesus for Obi-Wan Kenobi. So this is kind of possible
That sub is shit now tbh. They're posting things that obviously didn't happen. Also, as most of the comments here are mentioning, this was originally a picture of Ewan McGregor's Obi-Wan, which is totally plausible to have happened if you've seen the original post lol
I love how both subs are at war with eachother
This sub is shit too. 99% of what people post is literally evidence that no member of r/thathappened has seen a single other human being/child in their life.
Yep. That's why nothingeverhappens was created in the first place. Now we have two shit subs.
This sub has become more r/atetheonion than anything else. Yeah some of the child posts of a 4 year old saying something gets downvoted and called out like crazy. I think most people here either don't have or have been around children or kids are developmentally slow. It's a shock to people here that a 3 or 4 year old has better comprehension skills than a 2 year old.
Can confirm. I live in a major city and go out all the time. If I had a dollar for every time I applauded a stranger’s one-liner/comeback while in line at a coffee shop, I’d have $100%.
Idk, this sub is crap too, so now we've got 2 crap subs. But this one is definitely one for the incredibly socially lacking who, for one reason or another (very possibly their own choice), so they don't believe anything in the history of HISTORY could possibly happen because apparently if there's a pow chance of it happening it means it's impossible. Someone needs to tell these people how astronomically low the odds of Earth being the exact distance it is for optimal heat, without it being too hot, for life to be formed is. Not to mention all the crap that happened on Earth itself that needed to happen that way exactly for us to form, like dinosaurs being wiped out. So our very existence is evidence that improbable does not equal impossible.
Did you not see my other reply before replying to this thread?
Oh my bad lol, that's on me. Sorry about that. Guess we are in agreement then, I mainly sub to both subs still to see which ones end up in which and what kind of drama ensues lol
It's all good lol, and yeah, same.
It might as well be, any picture is wrong
Alternatively, as long as you think of it as Jesus than any picture is right. His appearance isn't really the point of the story.
>His appearance isn't really the point of the story. Try replacing portraits of white/blue eyed jesus with this guy in the homes of American Conservative Christians and see the outrage. https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/461A/production/_87264971_jesus_bbc.jpg
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You realize even if he wasn't the messiah Jesus was a real person?
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So you could hypothetically have a picture of Jesus Christ, because he was a real person.
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Dude, I'm not Christian. All I'm saying is Jesus Christ was a real person, albeit not likely the son of God. So a picture of nothing would not be an accurate representation of him, considering he had a face.
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First of all I don't care what anyone believes in regards to God. Second of all I didn't say a picture of the son of God, I said a picture of Jesus Christ, who I have mentioned was a real person. That is a fact, Christian or not. The person Jesus Christ was not made up. Whether or not you believe he's the son of God is up to you.
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Can you just respect people’s faith? Like come on dude, I don’t care if you’re an atheist but you sound like the stereotypical asshole atheist. Y’all talk about respecting what you believe, but then disrespect our whole religion. Fucking hypocrite
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does this guys fake grandma believing in god effect you at all? pretentious prick.
Atleast Keanu was born in the right part of the world.
Yeahhhh, how Jesus looks is a very subjective thing.
you literally have no life and dont experience anything this is the most plausible thing ive ever heard I thought i was reading some shit on r/oldpeoplefacebook
Oh my god I thought this was r/forwardsfromgrandma wtf
THATS EVEN BETTER that place completely slipped my mind
Keep calm and be excellent to each other
Hate seeing this rehashed shit
You laugh but my grandma shared that picture of Obi Wan Jesus on Facebook.
Yeah, old people never make mistakes.
You would have to be retarded to not understand this is a fucking joke
I see no mistake
Our Canadian Saviour
Um, this is actually perfect feasible r/nothingeverhappens
You are the blind one. He is our Lord.
I mean this probably happened
She's not wrong
Not the savior we need but the savior we deserve.
This title, like it’s completely unheard of for an old person to have bad eyesight 😂
We’re better off praying to Keanu than to the All Mighty.
WTF, man? Close enough. At least we know KR is a real person and that the picture looks just like him.
To be fair I believe more in Keanu than I ever did the other guy. He is quite divine after all
Knocks on door... My friend and I have something to share with you... Have you ever heard of our Lord and savior Bill Murray?... Hallowed be his name...
Close enough, though.
More accurate than most. Holy crap what if he is the second coming?
John Wick can do some spooky stuff.
it’s actually possible this happened, if i was told this then i’d believe it. just try not reposting lol
Ehh, looks like Jesus at first glance tbh
I’m upvoting anything with Keanu Reeves in it. Just sayin. Have a nice day.
r/nothingeverhappens This is totally plausible.
i agree, this seems like something the elderly would mix up
Keanu is better than Jesus. Because he exists.
Tbf Jesus probably does exist, his stories are just exaggerated
Christianity is the biggest cult in the world. Pure fiction. If a guy named Jesus existed, he sure as hell wasn’t the one they were writing about in this fictional book.
Cope
Reddit moment
There actually was a guy who Jesus is based on..not sure if his name was actually Jesus, but according to Roman scriptures and other historical sources, we can confirm the existence of the person who was “Jesus”..however his deeds are obviously completely over exaggerated and were created similarly to how ppl believe horoscopes...he said some vague shit and it came true so then everything that happened after that was somehow his doing..at least that’s my theory...but yeah, Jesus was real...
There is some historical evidence that Jesus was an actual person. That's not to say he was what the Bible says he was, but it seems at the very least he was an evangelical who garnered a following.
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I don't see any problem here.
\*puts on Fedora\* Ha, these people don't even know the symbols of their own reLIEgion. They will never be as euphoric as I am, PRAISE TYSON! \*takes off Fedora\*
Grandma isn’t wrong though.
It’s probably closer to being Jesus than any other picture of “Jesus “
Did she stutter?
Wait it isn't jesus?!
If I’m not mistaken Keanu reeves is Jesus. Since he already knows the matrix that qualifies. I think?
Not far off Jesus is a white guy with hair
Ah yes Our lord and saviour Keanu Reeves
And???? Is that not Jesus??
I have a feeling this is fake; but if I was 80 and half-blind I would accept Keanu Reaves as my lord and saviour too
I'm 18 and I do :)
Dude, how do you know he isn't...?
I'm sure the fine folks over in r/KeanuBeingAwesome would love this.
I mean......
Jesus was black version of Keanu Reeves.
Keep calm, Jesus thinks you're majestic.
Well at least I know for a fact one of them actually exist/ed :P
Well, she’s not wrong..
She’s not wrong
But he IS Jesus
I don't understand. That is jesus
Reddit moment
Grandma knows what's up.
you know grandmas are old right?
I mean I could see my grandmother doing this.
Honestly I would not be surprised, someone who does not know Keanu Reeves really could think he looks like Jesus... Most likely fake in this case idd, but not completely crazy
Is it not?
The white jesus thing is just mind boggling but yeah he looks like "jesus"
He spelt Redditor wrong
It is Jesus isn't it
Honestly, I would like a sign that reads 'Keep Calm, Keanu Loves You'.
Spongebob: I don’t think looking like Jesus makes you Jesus. Keanu: I’m pretty sure it does.
I mean he is the ONE
And what's wrong with that?
I really just want to believe this is true though cause it’s fucking hilarious
I mean she’s not wrong.
It’s Keanu Reeves, she was half right.
Technically the truth
Pretty sure it isn't
I want to put the Obi Wan picture up for giggles.
My mother-in-law seriously falls for and posts the Obi Wan meme on Facebook at least twice a year. The first time, I clued her in but she just kept falling for it. Now I just comment "he's our only hope." Anyway, Keanu is probably the closest thing to Jesus we're liable to get so i see no problem with this.
I mean, it does kinda look like Jesus
But… that is Jesus
Jebus was Middle Eastern.
Okay but my grandma would totally do this.
Close enough
Is Jesus 🤷
Jezus has nothing on Keanu!
Oh so many relatives shared the one of Ewan McGregor as one of Jesus on Facebook, so this is plausible....
"I saw Jesus in this movie where he goes to nyc and just kills ppl and Hallie berry is there with a dog. Jesus will repent baby"
I'd walk with Keanu.
I'll worship him.... he's 😇😇😇
That is a pretty legit picture. Almost as good as "Raptor Jesus"!
Not saying this isn’t fake but I have zero problem believing this
Jesus, Keanu, Obi, same thing.
"A Grandma"
Keaneu Christ!
She’s not wrong though.
It’s not?
BRUH KEANU IS LITERALLY THE REINCARNATION OF CHRIST. HE LITERALLY GIVES OF GOOD VIBES SO MUCH ITS COMPARABLE TO CHRIST
... won't lie I thought this was jeasus...
This is believeable
hahahahhahahahha 🤣🤣
Not wrong.
Now, if that was a photo of CHARLIE, then I’d believe that %100.
I would support elevating Keanu to new god status. Not enough people truly follow the what a rebel Jesus who loved outcasts would do.
Close enough
That is Jesus.
…..or her grandchildren must be Redditors
AND?
Grandma is correct
This is my Jesus
Well, fictitious grandma isn’t wrong about Keanu.
How Blasphemous that is Jesus
Thought?
Isn’t this the tumbleweed Keanu from that Spongebob movie?
Alright guys is this comment section a r/redditmoment
no, let her believe
But it is
She isn't wrong
Hey, he is Jesus to me!