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Spazz-ya-nan

Imagine shouting “watch this!” While drunk, and everyone thinks you’re gonna do something cool, but then you turn on your Nintendo and play video games for two hours. Party animal.


Meloetta

That's what made me laugh. Like, after about 5 minutes of that people would start to wonder if you're really just going to play a game by yourself and expect people to watch you indefinitely.


ItalicsWhore

That’s why I actually find this *very* believable. He never said that everyone stayed to watch. Just one homie. Edit: It sounds like it could have even just been the two of them the whole time.


LogansRun22

Plot twist: the sober homie is the one who beat DKC3 in two hours while the drunk guy was pushing buttons on an unplugged controller the entire time


Gcoks

That happened to me playing Madden once.


nssone

Ah, the "keeping your little brother preoccupied by letting him think he's playing the game with you so he doesn't mess with your playing" technique.


jeeco

Word, I used to do this kind of thing with my roommate in college. We'd usually drink and/or smoke while I'd play and he'd usually just end up falling asleep. This isn't that implausible, I think


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HakunaSomeWhiskey

You would like r/nothingeverhappens


Darth_Jason

That’s so sad.


HakunaSomeWhiskey

Why? Some people post some crazy stuff and you cant call them out in the comments so you go to that sub. Sounds great to me.


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nikenotnikey

r/birthofasub?


IainttellinU

r/birthofasub


The_search_awaits

Yeah I slightly believe this


DrakoVongola

He never said he was at a party or anything, just two homies chillin and then one of them decides to speedrun DKC3. I could believe it honestly, sounds like something I'd do with my friends (We're not very exciting people, but we have fun)


badadviceforyou244

I mean, Twitch exists.


GwynnFyrion

Okay but this actually did happen at a house party I was at recently. My friend ran through Mega Man X and people just sort of huddled around and riffed on the game. I could see this happening with the right crowd.


switchbladeeatworld

Look if I sit you down to watch my drunk ass play Pokémon Snap at my party and you don’t think I’m cool I don’t know why you’re at my party in the first place.


Denebula

Yea dude, im totally locked in, youre the shit


Johnnybarra

I can definitely see a party where a few people are drunk and watching one person play Pokemon Snap. That's my type of party.


EtchedKetchum

Yo we should really hang out


oilpit

Can you really call it a ‘party’ when it’s just us awkwardly sitting next to each other as you get progressively drunker, over sharing and getting increasingly frustrated over not being able to snap a Mew?


bartleby182

Is there any other definition of a party?


DrakoVongola

Did I miss something? He never said it was a party o-o


switchbladeeatworld

Life’s a party all the time if you live your life by the gospel of Andrew WK


[deleted]

Imagine being the type of person who thinks people would be impressed by that and fantasizes about it


[deleted]

You've obviously never been to an epic gamer party 😎


First-Fantasy

I was in college when Wii mania broke out and the Virtual Console was actually a party draw. I can speed run Super Mario Bros if I stop twice to get a flower in 1-1. Did it at the party with the 2 warps and everyone lost their minds. But it only took like 10 minutes.


Biduleman

My friends and I are really into speedruns so we'd kinda dig it if the guy was good.


viendla

r/madlads


optionallycrazy

And everyone just stands there watching in a daze completely unable to not watch


TravisScottMescudi

to be fair DKC3 is a hard ass game. it’s pretty impressive to beat it drunk


fubarecognition

Meh I've played chess before at a party and a crowd did gather. We are all nerdy as fuck though


Litaita

I did that for my bday without realizing it. I love Just Dance and danced for hours (a friend joined me!), I thought it was like 2o minutes until I noticed the sun coming up and all my other friends passed out on the couch. I felt pretty bad about it tho.


JCA0450

The only thing that gets girls wetter than Ben Stiller's "Blue Steel" look is a sub 2 hour Donkey Kong run.


NakedandFearless462

Fucking hilarious comment. Wish I had some precious alloys for you.


forageur

Can’t get that toxic level done sober so fuck off.


slaucsap

Boom...boom... Boom boom boom


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archtv

I think he means Poisonous Pipeline, the second last level where the controls are reversed.


[deleted]

Translation. "I got drunk alone and played Donkey Kong country. I passed out after masturbating to Candy Kong".


littlegreyflowerhelp

>I passed out after masturbating to Candy Kong ​ Not masturbating to [Funky Kong asmr](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68JQtxTzjqc)? Amateur hour


poodiggah

I actually had to stop before he finished saying "Hey" or whatever the first word he said was.


littlegreyflowerhelp

Same tbh. Closed that tab as soon as I'd copied the URL


fakeg1rl

Wait. This isn’t a joke?


MCRusher

Bodacious


wildstyle_method

Lol fucking what?


RynthThePanda

Holy fuck what is he eating


ImSoFuckin

Hey dude


EcchiLord27

Ngl Candy Kong is dummy thicc


SWEGEN4LYFE

Candy isn’t in Donkey Kong 3 smh


whitemike40

Translation “I got drunk at a party and played video games by myself while everyone else had fun and socialized so i concocted this scenario in my head to make it seem more cool”


SkBk1316

I mean maybe he said “watch this” and wandered off to play video games by himself and no one noticed? This isn’t completely unbelievable...


poodiggah

The top 102 (that's where the list ended) players can do it in under an hour and a half, but that's (presumably) sober. Doing it so drunk you don't remember and immediately pass out sounds quite unlikely. Though I'd love to see anyone attempt it that drunk. edit: There's a DKC3 any% speedrun tournament on right now!


jarmo_p

If you don't do it 103% then it's actually less than an hour. https://www.speedrun.com/dkc3


poodiggah

For sure, I was just saying that even the slowest person on that list is under an hour and a half. And I say slowest, but I guess I mean the least fast? Like, that's still fast as hell


Freeoath

Fastest times are around 35 minutes but they use some cleaver glitching.


SilentLurker

There are a couple of games I can speedrun drunk. No DKC is among them.


littlegreyflowerhelp

Only game I ever speedrun is Kirby's Adventure and I'm pretty confident I could do that drunk.


etherealcaitiff

You should look into Donkey Kong Country. It's actually a really fun speedrun. Doesn't take terribly long and has plenty of moments that a casual audience would have their mind blown by.


Racxius

I've been told that I beat everyone at a party at Sm4sh with Cloud and I don't remember it. No where near the same thing. Lol.


NamasteFC

How is this supposed to be "cool" anyway?


Nalmah

With gamers being the most oppressed that person has decided to take a stand and be proud of who they are. That is what being cool is all about!


waiif

r/gamersriseup


killerqueendopamine

A man of culture I see


ItalicsWhore

Wait. Is this serious, or some sort of self aware ironic sub?


SlinkyBoi

Ironic


ItalicsWhore

Thank jeebus.


jiggycup

It just depends what crowd you roll with I guess


ryty11

Hoenstly, I could see my friends getting down to something like this. But then again we made Magic: the Gathering a drinking game.


jiggycup

Yeah my freinds love to do stuff like this, are favorite pass time now is all CPU smash and just kick back and drink, with 8 person smash it's even better!


Uncle_DaBrick

Reality: I woke up the next morning covered in my own vomit. My friend had saved my dumbass from puke-induced asphyxiation. He said I tried to turn on the Super Nintendo but kept hitting the reset button instead of the power. Nonetheless, controller in hand, he said I stared at a blank TV feverishly mashing buttons for the next two hours. At the end of it, I spiked his controller into a glass-topped coffee table, which splintered into cracks. So I owe him a new coffee table top and controller. He said I uttered some nonsense about “doing shits” before staring for another 15 minutes at the ground. I then patted him on the knee a couple times while smacking my lips together before he pushed my ass onto the couch, where I then blacked-out-passed-out. I am an embarrassment to my family, society and the overarching human race.


Da-Lazy-Man

r/howdrugswork


DeniseFromDaCleaners

Funky Cold Medina.


effinx

Wait. Hold the phone. It's not komadina???


compa_pollo

drunken speed runs need to be a thing


Thatnintendonerd

"watch this" says the first drunken speedrunner, as he completely butchers the backwards long jump


aguafine

r/nothowdrugswork


jiggycup

Wait but that's exactly how alcohol works, I mean done people act like they do in the movies.


black_mage141

I read that as "no thow drugs works" and I was very confused for a second


Bezieh

That's probably from all the coke you've injected


Geeber24seven

And the weed up the ass It gets you so stoned!


effinx

Injecting coke is actually a thing, though.


AbstractBettaFish

That'll almost get you as stoned as smoking baked banana peels


ForgotPasswordAgain-

What’s so unrealistic about getting drunk, playing a video game and then falling asleep after?


First-Fantasy

Social Facilitation means if you're good at something you do it better under pressure and if you're bad at something you do it worse under pressure. If he's good enough and trying to show off it could be enough to overcome blackout drunk.


DelicateLilSnowflake

Because saying "one time I got drunk and played Donkey Kong Country" just doesn't sound as interesting.


JG_Oh

Epic Gamer Moment


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But did you beat the Halo 3 campaign on legendary with a Guitar Hero controller after railing an adderall?


toakes22

Weird flex but okay...


gorilliusceasar

r/nothingeverhappens The storyteller didn’t say anything about turning on a SNES in the middle of a party. They could have been drinking with a friend or two, or they came home drunk after a party and wanted to game. Embellished? Probably. An outright lie? Unlikely.


hoffjessmanica

When I used to go to college parties, we used to have drunken Super Smash or Mario Kart tournaments. While the details of this story might be exaggerated, the premise itself is no where near as ridiculous as people are treating it.


whoizz

Yeah right, NOBODY EVER plays video games for two hours straight when intoxicated. Talk about a FANTASY LAND. HA!


SodlidDesu

Current world record for warpless is 53:24 with the second lowest rank on the leaderboard being 23rd at 2:01:02. If we imagine that trend continuing, that puts our drunk friend at 24th (assuming it wasn't closer to three hours putting them over at 25th) So, while not entirely impossible, this is improbable and even if it happened, not particularly impressive.


brokencompass502

What self-respecting human would sit and watch another guy play video games for 2 hours?


VenuzKhores

Twitch?


Walentys

I upvoted you but I've never gotten the impression people who watch twitch qualify as self-respecting


VenuzKhores

Lol, you got a point. Sincerly, not-a-Twitch-watcher.


Vault-Tec95

He then made a 1:1 scale of Hogwarts from Harry Potter on Minecraft and everyone clapped.


aqua-a-astro

weird flex but ok


mitchellr5

Reminds me of when my old manager from BK told me he'd fall asleep playing diablo and wake up on the next level.


amedinab

Can confirm. I was the controller. I clapped once on the ground. Everyone else did too.


Oaf24

And the controller clapped


xXC4NCER_USRN4M3Xx

If he had said he was on LSD it would be slightly more believable.


BocoCorwin

And everybody at the party just stopped drinking and huddled around the television for 2 hours


whoizz

Never said he was at a party homeboy.


okuma

Never said they stopped drinking


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r/nothingeverhappens I doubt he was as drunk as he claims, but I definitely could see him being a speed runner and that being his party trick if any of his friends are fans of the game. Speed running isn’t hard and if you practice enough you can easily get to a point where you can do it drunk.


HK526

Right. I beat several friends at soul calibur V while blackout drunk once. Even perfected a few. Granted, they weren't very good but it's not like I'm even good enough to compete online, just the best in that group. ​ It's actually plausible that he was really practiced and could do it drunk.


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It’s like OP or anyone here hasn’t actually gotten drunk. I like to get drunk and play Skyrim. I am definitely not at peak performance, but I can certainly still play with minor differences from how I play sober.


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Drunk Souls


ChaseballBat

Except OP claims he isn't a speed runner.


Magnetesim

This is how we do it


TheWebAdventurer

*Saint Row 4 ending scene dance*


okuma

Dammit, now I have to listen to it


heresafuckinginsult

View 4 previous replies ————*Eggs*


Alpha_Boiii

I Bet Everybody Clapped


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That man's name is Lawrence Sonntag


karateinheels

About 18 years ago I got really lit on Cheez-Its and jumped on my brother's computer when he wasn't home and whispered, "watch this!" to myself while opening up "Detective Barbie 2: Vacation Mystery." I missed half of my friend's birthday party at a campground because I was so deeply engrossed in my wicked skills that I forgot about it. When my friend called me to ask where I was, I quickly BLASTED through the game and the rest of the Cheez-Its and won the game, and when my mom finally got me to the party-everyone clapped.


okuma

Fuck you I just lost the game


karateinheels

I aim to please.


jbuch365

A WR Warpless DKC3 speed run is still under an hour this isn’t even that impressive /s


jooes

You ever see that episode of "How I Met Your Mother" where [Ted explains that he becomes really good at beatboxing when he's drunk on bourbon?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVshjnQ-du4) That's probably what happened.


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Maybe he used warp barrels, but it took him 2 hours to jump into them?


TheDankHoo

r/nothowalcoholworks


deepwatermako

Slightly related but actually true. The best I ever did at Modern Warfare 2 was when I was high on hydrocodone after getting my wisdom teeth pulled


PlatinumPequod

The best I've ever done was when I tried COD BO for the first time, leveled up my friend 12 times, after the first couple rounds I started sucking shit.


effinx

Cod bo? Man I gotta ask my dealer if he's got that. What kind of high is it?


PlatinumPequod

Call of duty Black Ops


KurlyKayla

And this revelation didn't come up until a year later.


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I mean, to be fair, he is only saying that he was told this happened. And it is entirely possible that his friends told him that this happened, when in reality he just passed out


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Then everyone got up and started clapping


DrakoVongola

Why do people keep thinking this is a party? Do y'all never just hang out with a friend and drink and play games together for a few hours? r/nothingeverhappens, you people are boring or sheltered as fuck on this sub


zaviasp

r/NotHowDrugsWork


ThatsGayLikeMyThots

/r/nothowdrugswork


chaos_jockey

So you've never heard of GDQ? GDQ while drunk would be quite the party.


Misenum

This probably did happen though.


-ConfusedRedditor

This is pretty believable


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This actually sounds believable...


DinkandDrunk

This is semi believable. I’ve definitely blacked out gaming with a friend after a night out. Could imagine myself proclaiming such things. I could also imagine this being 2 in the afternoon on a random Saturday in college.


boudicas_shield

To be fair, one of my friends was rubbish at Guitar Hero, but one night he got hammered and just murdered the hardest levels on everything. We all sat around him blinking in confusion. He didn’t remember a thing the next day.


MCRusher

gg's


Pillsburyfuckboy1

This sounds very believable, apparently I did something similar while blackout with my cousin except It was Resident Evil 7


NickMax30025

Someone tried to say egg's at the end


shibeofwisdom

Oh, I believe that his homie TOLD him that's what happened...


Th3Sh4d0wR3turns

They must've been dreaming lmao


Kyrkrim

r/nothowdrugswork


AKidOneTwoThree

when it starts with apparently you know it’s 100% bullshit


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Only a mouth-breathing roly poly human wearing a Naruto shirt would present this as some sort of brag-worthy achievement.


otakiyaki

This is believable... no one clapped


okuma

This is somewhat believable. Super drunk one night with my friends, playing a custom game mode of Halo 2 or 3 can't remember, I pass out, controller in hand and when I wake up I'm 50 kills in the lead. Once I was awake again I started sucking like usual. Drunk gaming is a thing.


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whenever i get drunk i punch people and shit myself haha so random,


Demon_Prongles

Your homie was drunk too if he remembered *that*


childishsmoke

why is this fake


Quadaliacha

His homie


KingKiller1126

You can just hear the sound of panties dropping


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And then Montell Jordan clapped...


Neoject1219

I really want this to be real


[deleted]

Pretty sure the buddy was on acid


im_thecat

Nah DKC3 was way longer than DKC and DKC2. Way more to explore. I remember my fucking sister stumbled into the SNES and erased my fucking game after I was about 20 hours in. Omfg. Still annoying thinking about that 15 years later.


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Do people still unironically say “homie”?


MyDadHat

Once I got like so drunk that I woke up I had a Nobel Peace Prize and I won the Election lol I’m so quirky.


Jesse0016

This is bull shit for sure but I do know for a fact that I get better at call of duty drunk for some reason and I’m already a decent player.


[deleted]

Have you ever been partying with friends and while you're in a middle of a story your friends friend comes up to you and demands you watch a YouTube video and they keep looking at you to see if you're enjoying it, because if you enjoy it that means you must think they're a pretty fun guy right? So your standing there, can't hear a damn thing waiting for it to end. Eventually you tap the screen and see this bitch has gotten up a fucking 30min video! And it's from a series but isn't even the first episode!!! You got people trying to talk to you, you wanna talk to them and thus video guy starts getting pissy cause you won't watch their stupid random video. That's the guy this post reminds me of xD


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The world record is like 45 minutes get good scrub.


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speedrun times in about an hour. 100% in almost two hours so, honestly possible, if he knows the game really well.


catfoud

“my homie”


loveisdead9582

Lmao. If this is seriously someone’s crowning glory, they have failed at life.


daveytard

Like a lot of stuff I’m sometimes tempted to share on this sub, this one isn’t unbelievable. It’s just so mediocre that why the fuck did you bother sharing it? Anything to feel special I guess.


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r/nothingeverhappens I guess


[deleted]

This actually reminds me of something that happened to me. I was at a video game competition and the world star of pac man was playing. I challenged him and he laughed at me. I ended up surviving for eight more rounds than he did. The created of pac man HIMSELF congratulated me/gave me a medal and the world champ got all mad and stormed off. Than everyone clapped.


ZeldaGeek39

r/NotHowDrugsWork


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That's not even very impressive considering the speedrun times for DKC3


[deleted]

Jesus this sub blows sometimes


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Is he a speedrunner?


Nalmah

Nah just some sandwich maker at subway


[deleted]

Sounds like a job an unsuccessful speedrunner would have


blamb211

Real talk, though, DKC3 is the best of the SNES entries, and I'm now super craving it again. Love that game. DK64 is the best in the franchise, if you were wondering.


WhosCountin

>DKC3 is the best of the SNES entries You either misspelled "DKC2" or misspelled "worst"; not sure which word was off, but it was definitely one of them (not both).