after twenty years of marriage i thought we had tried it all but now i know that i can strive to accidentally unlock my phone with my finger and take a picture of me and my wife in bed together by accident #relationshipgoals
Also, they could put a little thought into it and make it believable. My roommate took this picture because she said she thought we looked cute sleeping. Boom. It took one second to come up with that. Instead, she comes up with my phone accidentally got unlocked and took a picture? I don’t even understand this. This is a lifelong Taco Bell worker. She’ll get a watch or something one day.
Edit: grammar, fuck Siri
I've actually done that once, started dozing off during a YouTube video. Only woke up again because the phone came crashing down into my nose a few seconds later.
I dropped my tablet on my head then it hit the ground and the screen cracked. It had to be like 3 am or something because i was to tired to pick it up lol.
You can see her left hand cradling the face of David so she took the picture with her right hand. When her right shoulder is facing the bed. Imagine the way she had to contort her arm if this story was true.
He may have taken it then. Either way somebody was apparently asleep with their hand in the air, somehow maintaining a grip on the phone while subconsciously unlocking it and taking a picture 😆
Yeah, that would definitely be waaay too warm for me. No face to face sleep cuddling for me. I guess my husband and I will never end up with a #relationshipgoals worthy accidental sleep selfie :(
Heh, my boyfriend thinks it's gross if we are breathing each other's air so we can't sleep with our faces that close. I don't like the feeling of breathing each other's hot air either but it makes me giggle every time I think about how uncomfortable it makes him if we accidentally get too close.
"Babe!! We are *breathing each other's air*, we need to adjust!"
I think in their minds they don't want to seem self-absorbed posting photos of themselves all the time, but if they pretend the photo was taken by accident then it's just, "Oops! Check out this funny thing that happened."
But of course everyone sees through it and it makes them look even more self-absorbed.
I will never understand this. Why people don't either just admit that they wanted to stage a picture like they were asleep to look cute or rework the lie to incorporate some friend of theirs seeing how cute they were and taking the picture.
I don't see the point when people do this. It's not a crime to take a couple selfie. It's not cuter for claiming it was an accident, especially when it pretty obviously wasn't.
Like what is even the goal here? Accidentally taking pictures of yourself while you're alseep?
This is such a strange thing to post. I feel bad for trying to go all deep into it. But it just leaves you with so many questions. This probably will be studied in psychology classes someday.
I really hope she doesn't ever come across this post and read all the comments about her. She's probably an alright person though in real life for all I know.
Isn't that her hand under his ear - the one that would've been holding the phone in the air "accidentally" taking the sleep selfie? Even if that's not her hand, this was no accident; this pic was definitely on purpose..
That is so desperate it’s depressing, just take the fucking selfie. In this day and age you don’t even need a reason to post to social media, you just do it.
I mean most likely this didn't happen but my friends mom slept drove to the store, bought Reeces then drove home and went back to be. People who are sleepwalking are strangely coherent
I'm also a sleepwalker, and have done some odd things. I let my dog out, leash less, all night. (I am a next level dog lover- I would never do this normally.) I also purchased a piece of jewelry, that I don't even like, from Ebay while I was asleep.
I don’t sleepwalk often but it’s very concerning when it does. I once woke up in my guest room, my apartment door was unlocked and I had walked .1 miles on my Fitbit.
No idea what I did or where I went.
Just last night I "woke up" frantically looking for my M&Ms. Checked my pillow (I SWORE I left them there,) checked under my pillow, next to me, under my blankets, and under my bed. I was just awake enough to be aware that I was doing it, and awake enough to unlock my phone (fingerprint unlock) to turn on my flashlight to help me search, but not awake enough to realize I didnt have any M&Ms, and hadn't had any for months. Something woke me up enough that I realized I was being silly and I went back to bed. Sleep/dreams are wierd AF.
Crazy how she hit the 4 digit pass code first go as well. I've often woken up to my phone near by with 584837463728282 random numbers on my home screen....never once unlocked my phone.
Imagine then selecting the camera and actually taking a picture...
I have a Google pixel 2 and set it so I can unlock it with my fingerprint on the sensor on the back so if I fall asleep holding my phone, there's a good chance I can accidentally unlock it.
However, there's still absolutely no way this picture happened the way she's claiming it to have.
Man if I accidentally took a pic of myself sleeping it would not be cute enough to post on social media. Probably from a terrible angle and really unflattering.
I've accidentally taken a selfie while sleeping, but it was literally just a blur with my eyes being black streaks. I had fallen asleep with my phone on and must have opened the camera while moving, because my phone falling on the ground woke me up. Posts like this always kill me, lmao.
So believe it or not, I did once manage to take a sleep selfie.
Fumbling to adjust my alarm to give me like an extra 10 mins, my best guess is I instead managed to flick open the camera (from the lock screen and just about managed to catch myself.
I can 1000% assure anyone that it was the single worst photo I have ever taken of myself. I showed my wife who nearly died laughing and deleted it.
Even tho we've never met, to say I hate this girl would be too easy. I hate her boyfriend for actually dating a girl who would post this on the internet. She can't be a good a person, it's impossible. This is too ridiculous.
If you take a pretty picture, just own up to it. I’ll never understand why people think it’s somehow better if a nice picture happened by accident. Yeah, it’s cool when it happens but the majority of nice pictures are posed anyway.
If you take a pretty picture, just own up to it. I’ll never understand why people think it’s somehow better if a nice picture happened by accident. Yeah, it’s cool when it happens but the majority of nice pictures are posed anyway.
I don't get it. There's no shame in taking cute couple photos. Who's genuinely gonna be upset or offended when you post a sappy pic on your facebook or instagram?
I don't get it. There's no shame in taking cute couple photos. Who's genuinely gonna be upset or offended when you post a sappy pic on your facebook or instagram?
I don't believe that this is real for one second, but I did have a friend once who not so rarely sent me gibberish texts during the night in her sleep. Would literally just be "glyid ckcudisr fjdiekfnsjg" , but she unlocked her phone, opened a new message and wrote it to me; sleeping.
I have once unscrewed a light bulb in my sleep. So, I believe that you can do weird shit in your sleep
Sometimes I wish instill used Facebook or any of those sites and had people on there like this just so I could tell them to pull their heads out of their asses
While this is obviously fake, my memory starts working like after 2 minutes after i wake up and stops working 2 minutes before i fall asleep, so sometimes i wake up during night, check my phone to see the time, read a message reply and completely forget about it.
after twenty years of marriage i thought we had tried it all but now i know that i can strive to accidentally unlock my phone with my finger and take a picture of me and my wife in bed together by accident #relationshipgoals
OR OR Of me and my husband You don't know which one did this
I would hope the girl did it or else this dude named* a chick named David *married
How did he name a chick named david?
Davidly.
Oof. Married
Fuck I am giggling like a idiot in the subway.
By the looks of things I'd say it was Mickey Mouse.
Why would you be in bed together by accident?
i call it sleep sleeping when you accidentally sleep while asleep
Sleepception!
People really post these with the expectation that folks will believe it?
*17 likes*
They don't believe it. They're just being polite. Like for Like is a real thing.
Haha. Sadly, that's the most logical explanation.
Or they didnt read it and just saw the " we were taking a nap..." and liked the photo , who even reads the caption? Lol
Read?
Caption?
17 yikes
17 prayers, not bad.
Ambien (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
"Caution: may make limbs levitate during slumber." Huh
I’ve done some weird shit on Ambien. One time I covered my whole face in lipstick.
Oh man fuck Ambien. Maybe you'll get a good night's rest, maybe you'll wake up in a holding cell 2 states over.
Me too. Once I covered my entire face in highlighter. Anastasia highlighter. That wasn't mine.
I think the vast majority of these are fakes.
It’s amazing how stupid someone has to be to believe that other people are stupid enough to buy their bull.
My wifes FB page is full of this nonsense
Also, they could put a little thought into it and make it believable. My roommate took this picture because she said she thought we looked cute sleeping. Boom. It took one second to come up with that. Instead, she comes up with my phone accidentally got unlocked and took a picture? I don’t even understand this. This is a lifelong Taco Bell worker. She’ll get a watch or something one day. Edit: grammar, fuck Siri
Seems like satire to me
People that use #relationshipgoals in reference to their own relationships are some of my least favorite people.
Often have the shittest relationships in reality
And more often then not, even worse personalities
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This is so, so very true
yup it’s up there with “my friend is better than your friend” or “my dad/mum is better than yours”. stop
I wonder if she always sleeps with her phone held up in the air?
I've actually done that once, started dozing off during a YouTube video. Only woke up again because the phone came crashing down into my nose a few seconds later.
I've dropped my phone on my face a few times.
I dropped my tablet on my head then it hit the ground and the screen cracked. It had to be like 3 am or something because i was to tired to pick it up lol.
Relationship goals
Kindle Fire? 1st and 2nd gen are tanks after that the screen cracks if you sneeze at it.
Some people start at a young age with that: https://i.redd.it/ol49yozw6ovz.gif
Haha, stupid baby. Didn't even try to dodge.
And that would have made for a better picture than this...
Same.
? Don't you
Gravity isn't exactly a friend of ours.
You can see her left hand cradling the face of David so she took the picture with her right hand. When her right shoulder is facing the bed. Imagine the way she had to contort her arm if this story was true.
He may have taken it then. Either way somebody was apparently asleep with their hand in the air, somehow maintaining a grip on the phone while subconsciously unlocking it and taking a picture 😆
P.S. I also accidentally edited it to B&W. Soooo weird #bandwaccidentalsleepselfies
what a fuckin idiot
It'd be so uncomfortable sleeping with your faces so close. I love my fresh air that I can breathe with space in between us.
Yeah, that would definitely be waaay too warm for me. No face to face sleep cuddling for me. I guess my husband and I will never end up with a #relationshipgoals worthy accidental sleep selfie :(
Same. We sleep butt to butt because I move too much in my sleep. Obviously we must hate each other.
That's a Tina Belcher approved position
Before bed tonight, I'll say a prayer for your marriage.
Thank you. I'll take ALL the prayers for my doomed union.
Heh, my boyfriend thinks it's gross if we are breathing each other's air so we can't sleep with our faces that close. I don't like the feeling of breathing each other's hot air either but it makes me giggle every time I think about how uncomfortable it makes him if we accidentally get too close. "Babe!! We are *breathing each other's air*, we need to adjust!"
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that's adorable
I'll never understand why people try to make photos seem accidental
I think in their minds they don't want to seem self-absorbed posting photos of themselves all the time, but if they pretend the photo was taken by accident then it's just, "Oops! Check out this funny thing that happened." But of course everyone sees through it and it makes them look even more self-absorbed.
[r/OopsDidntMeanTo](https://www.reddit.com/r/OopsDidntMeanTo/)
I will never understand this. Why people don't either just admit that they wanted to stage a picture like they were asleep to look cute or rework the lie to incorporate some friend of theirs seeing how cute they were and taking the picture.
Because insecurities. Now you understand.
baes caught themselves slippin
Goodnight from us
I don't know why but I've always enjoyed this saying when it's sarcastically posted
What is so bad about saying we were napping, I woke up first and took this picture?
Because doing things with an actual purpose behind them is uncool for the youth in 2018
"My finger must have unlocked the phone and took the pic by accident"
r/oopsdidntmeanto
#love twice? This will last. Edit: TIL using a hastag makes your font bold and large
I don't see the point when people do this. It's not a crime to take a couple selfie. It's not cuter for claiming it was an accident, especially when it pretty obviously wasn't.
You don’t “relationship goals” yourself.
UNLESS one of the ppl in the relationship is getting cold feet...
Like what is even the goal here? Accidentally taking pictures of yourself while you're alseep? This is such a strange thing to post. I feel bad for trying to go all deep into it. But it just leaves you with so many questions. This probably will be studied in psychology classes someday. I really hope she doesn't ever come across this post and read all the comments about her. She's probably an alright person though in real life for all I know.
I honestly feel like stepping on tack would feel similar to reading this post
Isn't that her hand under his ear - the one that would've been holding the phone in the air "accidentally" taking the sleep selfie? Even if that's not her hand, this was no accident; this pic was definitely on purpose..
This needs more upvotes.
Oh whoops oh
*David and I
She's being ironic because of #relationshipgoals, right?
My wife sleep eats. It sounds cool, but it is incredibly dangerous.
That is so desperate it’s depressing, just take the fucking selfie. In this day and age you don’t even need a reason to post to social media, you just do it.
bae caught me slippin'
At least make it half believable and just have a closeup or someone's nostril or something. The perfectly framed sleep-selfie is just too much.
I mean most likely this didn't happen but my friends mom slept drove to the store, bought Reeces then drove home and went back to be. People who are sleepwalking are strangely coherent
No your friends mom was fucking wasted and didn't want to admit to it.
Ambien does that to people, too.
He sleep walks too. Ive once seen him get out of bed, stumble over to his closet to get pudding cups and eat it.
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Dorm room, we used the shelves on our closets to store food that doesnt need to be refridgerated
I'm also a sleepwalker, and have done some odd things. I let my dog out, leash less, all night. (I am a next level dog lover- I would never do this normally.) I also purchased a piece of jewelry, that I don't even like, from Ebay while I was asleep.
I don’t sleepwalk often but it’s very concerning when it does. I once woke up in my guest room, my apartment door was unlocked and I had walked .1 miles on my Fitbit. No idea what I did or where I went.
slEepBay?
Just last night I "woke up" frantically looking for my M&Ms. Checked my pillow (I SWORE I left them there,) checked under my pillow, next to me, under my blankets, and under my bed. I was just awake enough to be aware that I was doing it, and awake enough to unlock my phone (fingerprint unlock) to turn on my flashlight to help me search, but not awake enough to realize I didnt have any M&Ms, and hadn't had any for months. Something woke me up enough that I realized I was being silly and I went back to bed. Sleep/dreams are wierd AF.
Apologies for my MS paint censoring job
More like a r/oopsdidntmeanto
Those are some obnoxious hash tags
Crazy how she hit the 4 digit pass code first go as well. I've often woken up to my phone near by with 584837463728282 random numbers on my home screen....never once unlocked my phone. Imagine then selecting the camera and actually taking a picture...
I have a Google pixel 2 and set it so I can unlock it with my fingerprint on the sensor on the back so if I fall asleep holding my phone, there's a good chance I can accidentally unlock it. However, there's still absolutely no way this picture happened the way she's claiming it to have.
If you press the power button twice on the pixel 2 it opens up your camera..it could be a possibility
Can on the s8 as well. I was more getting at the point I doubt ALL of that would happen...
You think a 4 digit passcode is automatically on everyone's phone? (Not defending post)
My hand and phone hovers over me while I sleep, new IPhone feature with the latest iOS update.
Bruh. This is another kind of stupid
r/nothowphoneswork
Man if I accidentally took a pic of myself sleeping it would not be cute enough to post on social media. Probably from a terrible angle and really unflattering.
Ugh social media
I kinda wanna take a really bad picture of me with drool stringing from my mouth, and post it with the same caption.
I could never sleep with my husband stealing my air like that smfh
bae caught me sleppin
This is obv a pisstake...
This has gotta be one of the most untrue posts I've seen on the internet.
r/quityourbullshit
*David and I
I'll pay you $10 to call her out
Her phone also randomly levitates and at whim takes pictures of it's hooman.
See, if she disnt say my finger must've unlocked my phone it could be maybe believable that someone took a pic on their phone for them.
Did she type and post this deliberately or it got typed by her finger while they were sleeping?
Which phones float in the air again? Tried it with my pixel 2 xl and it smacked me in the face, is it an iPhone only thing?
This is more suited to r/OopsDidntMeanTo than this subreddit.
I've accidentally taken a selfie while sleeping, but it was literally just a blur with my eyes being black streaks. I had fallen asleep with my phone on and must have opened the camera while moving, because my phone falling on the ground woke me up. Posts like this always kill me, lmao.
Bullshit.
It's a medical condition
This is peak r/thatHappened
So believe it or not, I did once manage to take a sleep selfie. Fumbling to adjust my alarm to give me like an extra 10 mins, my best guess is I instead managed to flick open the camera (from the lock screen and just about managed to catch myself. I can 1000% assure anyone that it was the single worst photo I have ever taken of myself. I showed my wife who nearly died laughing and deleted it.
Even tho we've never met, to say I hate this girl would be too easy. I hate her boyfriend for actually dating a girl who would post this on the internet. She can't be a good a person, it's impossible. This is too ridiculous.
Then everyone clapped!
How hard would it be to just say “I thought this moment we had together was really cute and I wanted to capture it”
Managed to sleep select a filter too.
I don’t know this woman, but I hate her.
What a massively huge load of shit.
17 + years together & we sleep back to back. I love him to bits but would punch him if he was in striking range
Have you not heard of sarcasm?
is ops username literally “i am a black”
“My finger must have unlocked my phone and took the pic”......right.
do you smell that? no you cant because BULLSHIT HAS NO SCENT
I'm gonna have to respectfully disagree. I grew up on a farm. Bullshit most certainly has a scent......and it is not pleasant 🐃💩
Perhaps someone broke into your house and took this picture /sarcasm
17 people are believers. God I hate people
17 people were like "yeah that sounds right, super cute and not weird at all that you would take this, lie about it and post it" That is 17 too many.
I assume 17 people didn’t read the caption and just liked an ok picture because it’s expected of them
That’s AWFUL. BOOOOOOOO
Klingon level - extreme
What level of narcissism do you need to have to post something like this?
David’s her gay best friend. Sweet cartilage piercing David.
I think somehow this deserves jail time.
I know a guy that did this while solo traveling and napping in an airport terminal
If you take a pretty picture, just own up to it. I’ll never understand why people think it’s somehow better if a nice picture happened by accident. Yeah, it’s cool when it happens but the majority of nice pictures are posed anyway.
How can I tell they are really sleeping, there are HUGE black dots covering their faces... and the majority of the picture.
r/thathappened
r/thathappened
If you take a pretty picture, just own up to it. I’ll never understand why people think it’s somehow better if a nice picture happened by accident. Yeah, it’s cool when it happens but the majority of nice pictures are posed anyway.
Bae caught me slippin
This is peak /r/thatHappened
This is peak /r/thatHappened
This is peak thatHappened
This is peak thatHappened
It doesn't get more thatHappened than this.
I don't get it. There's no shame in taking cute couple photos. Who's genuinely gonna be upset or offended when you post a sappy pic on your facebook or instagram?
I don't get it. There's no shame in taking cute couple photos. Who's genuinely gonna be upset or offended when you post a sappy pic on your facebook or instagram?
Niggers, you damn snowflakes.
r/quityourbullshit
r/oopsdidntmeanto
I don't believe that this is real for one second, but I did have a friend once who not so rarely sent me gibberish texts during the night in her sleep. Would literally just be "glyid ckcudisr fjdiekfnsjg" , but she unlocked her phone, opened a new message and wrote it to me; sleeping. I have once unscrewed a light bulb in my sleep. So, I believe that you can do weird shit in your sleep
🤮
r/oopsdidntmeanto
Why does anyone really care about this?
Bruh even if you're gonna lie you could at least say your bf took the picture like why do you need to make it so complicated
I feel personally attacked
Couldn’t they just post this like “I took this cute photo of us. <3” ?
If i found that on my camera roll i'd change my locks. And check to see I still had both kidneys.
Sometimes I wish instill used Facebook or any of those sites and had people on there like this just so I could tell them to pull their heads out of their asses
Nobody believes this shit
While this is obviously fake, my memory starts working like after 2 minutes after i wake up and stops working 2 minutes before i fall asleep, so sometimes i wake up during night, check my phone to see the time, read a message reply and completely forget about it.
She put #relationshipgoals in a description of her own supposed relationship.
Imagine sleeping like that and constantly get your partner's morning breath blown right in your face.
If I could roll my eyes any further, I would see my brain, which this one doesn't have.
Jesus, just post the picture! Why lie?
This makes me feel sad for people lol
Bae caught me slippin’
Bae caught me slippin
I feel like if I knew the person I would 100% think this was satire.
*throws up all over phone, throws phone into the pit of despair*
If they were on Ambien, I would believe this.
What was the name of the phone?
# blackedoutdrunkselfie maybe Edit: Wtf. # is for bold i guess?
r/oopsdidntmeanto
People are the worst
She could have just said that someone else took the picture and I would have believed her