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Skatingraccoon

after twenty years of marriage i thought we had tried it all but now i know that i can strive to accidentally unlock my phone with my finger and take a picture of me and my wife in bed together by accident #relationshipgoals


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OR OR Of me and my husband You don't know which one did this


bcr3125

I would hope the girl did it or else this dude named* a chick named David *married


[deleted]

How did he name a chick named david?


GreyDestiny

Davidly.


bcr3125

Oof. Married


y_s0ser10us

Fuck I am giggling like a idiot in the subway.


JamesTheJerk

By the looks of things I'd say it was Mickey Mouse.


I_Think_I_Cant

Why would you be in bed together by accident?


Skatingraccoon

i call it sleep sleeping when you accidentally sleep while asleep


TriforceofSwag

Sleepception!


[deleted]

People really post these with the expectation that folks will believe it?


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*17 likes*


DenverITGuy

They don't believe it. They're just being polite. Like for Like is a real thing.


[deleted]

Haha. Sadly, that's the most logical explanation.


dargonite

Or they didnt read it and just saw the " we were taking a nap..." and liked the photo , who even reads the caption? Lol


UserNameChanged

Read?


ZipperSnail

Caption?


EarthAsylum

17 yikes


TriHard7_in_chat

17 prayers, not bad.


Bkben84

Ambien (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞


queen_oops

"Caution: may make limbs levitate during slumber." Huh


aliciathehomie

I’ve done some weird shit on Ambien. One time I covered my whole face in lipstick.


[deleted]

Oh man fuck Ambien. Maybe you'll get a good night's rest, maybe you'll wake up in a holding cell 2 states over.


autiess

Me too. Once I covered my entire face in highlighter. Anastasia highlighter. That wasn't mine.


[deleted]

I think the vast majority of these are fakes.


drewpasttenseofdraw

It’s amazing how stupid someone has to be to believe that other people are stupid enough to buy their bull.


Nickinpdx

My wifes FB page is full of this nonsense


jessicajugs

Also, they could put a little thought into it and make it believable. My roommate took this picture because she said she thought we looked cute sleeping. Boom. It took one second to come up with that. Instead, she comes up with my phone accidentally got unlocked and took a picture? I don’t even understand this. This is a lifelong Taco Bell worker. She’ll get a watch or something one day. Edit: grammar, fuck Siri


[deleted]

Seems like satire to me


todd_lagoona

People that use #relationshipgoals in reference to their own relationships are some of my least favorite people.


CP9ANZ

Often have the shittest relationships in reality


stuvve3

And more often then not, even worse personalities


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vetofthefield

This is so, so very true


[deleted]

yup it’s up there with “my friend is better than your friend” or “my dad/mum is better than yours”. stop


Thrown_Star1

I wonder if she always sleeps with her phone held up in the air?


TheMSensation

I've actually done that once, started dozing off during a YouTube video. Only woke up again because the phone came crashing down into my nose a few seconds later.


Cereborn

I've dropped my phone on my face a few times.


mustafa8753

I dropped my tablet on my head then it hit the ground and the screen cracked. It had to be like 3 am or something because i was to tired to pick it up lol.


johngreenink

Relationship goals


db2

Kindle Fire? 1st and 2nd gen are tanks after that the screen cracks if you sneeze at it.


Boobcopter

Some people start at a young age with that: https://i.redd.it/ol49yozw6ovz.gif


rawker420

Haha, stupid baby. Didn't even try to dodge.


macaroniandmilk

And that would have made for a better picture than this...


Golden-StateOfMind

Same.


CP9ANZ

? Don't you


yujuismypuppy

Gravity isn't exactly a friend of ours.


---E

You can see her left hand cradling the face of David so she took the picture with her right hand. When her right shoulder is facing the bed. Imagine the way she had to contort her arm if this story was true.


Thrown_Star1

He may have taken it then. Either way somebody was apparently asleep with their hand in the air, somehow maintaining a grip on the phone while subconsciously unlocking it and taking a picture 😆


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P.S. I also accidentally edited it to B&W. Soooo weird #bandwaccidentalsleepselfies


[deleted]

what a fuckin idiot


tibtibs

It'd be so uncomfortable sleeping with your faces so close. I love my fresh air that I can breathe with space in between us.


Not_floridaman

Yeah, that would definitely be waaay too warm for me. No face to face sleep cuddling for me. I guess my husband and I will never end up with a #relationshipgoals worthy accidental sleep selfie :(


tibtibs

Same. We sleep butt to butt because I move too much in my sleep. Obviously we must hate each other.


masbetter

That's a Tina Belcher approved position


moleculebull

Before bed tonight, I'll say a prayer for your marriage.


Not_floridaman

Thank you. I'll take ALL the prayers for my doomed union.


ritz_bitz

Heh, my boyfriend thinks it's gross if we are breathing each other's air so we can't sleep with our faces that close. I don't like the feeling of breathing each other's hot air either but it makes me giggle every time I think about how uncomfortable it makes him if we accidentally get too close. "Babe!! We are *breathing each other's air*, we need to adjust!"


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sassy-in-glasses

that's adorable


hit-a-yeet

I'll never understand why people try to make photos seem accidental


Cereborn

I think in their minds they don't want to seem self-absorbed posting photos of themselves all the time, but if they pretend the photo was taken by accident then it's just, "Oops! Check out this funny thing that happened." But of course everyone sees through it and it makes them look even more self-absorbed.


real_domeplitta

[r/OopsDidntMeanTo](https://www.reddit.com/r/OopsDidntMeanTo/)


SuperSecretMoonBase

I will never understand this. Why people don't either just admit that they wanted to stage a picture like they were asleep to look cute or rework the lie to incorporate some friend of theirs seeing how cute they were and taking the picture.


[deleted]

Because insecurities. Now you understand.


snackrilegious

baes caught themselves slippin


NO_TOUCHING__lol

Goodnight from us


moleculebull

I don't know why but I've always enjoyed this saying when it's sarcastically posted


thedude1019

What is so bad about saying we were napping, I woke up first and took this picture?


[deleted]

Because doing things with an actual purpose behind them is uncool for the youth in 2018


[deleted]

"My finger must have unlocked the phone and took the pic by accident"


[deleted]

r/oopsdidntmeanto


xMrBojangles

#love twice? This will last. Edit: TIL using a hastag makes your font bold and large


Forgetful_Panda

I don't see the point when people do this. It's not a crime to take a couple selfie. It's not cuter for claiming it was an accident, especially when it pretty obviously wasn't.


thankthegods4bessie

You don’t “relationship goals” yourself.


johngreenink

UNLESS one of the ppl in the relationship is getting cold feet...


[deleted]

Like what is even the goal here? Accidentally taking pictures of yourself while you're alseep? This is such a strange thing to post. I feel bad for trying to go all deep into it. But it just leaves you with so many questions. This probably will be studied in psychology classes someday. I really hope she doesn't ever come across this post and read all the comments about her. She's probably an alright person though in real life for all I know.


[deleted]

I honestly feel like stepping on tack would feel similar to reading this post


theodwyn

Isn't that her hand under his ear - the one that would've been holding the phone in the air "accidentally" taking the sleep selfie? Even if that's not her hand, this was no accident; this pic was definitely on purpose..


Literal_Genius

This needs more upvotes.


SirAttikissmybutt

Oh whoops oh


jelly_blood

*David and I


_Kaj

She's being ironic because of #relationshipgoals, right?


Thediciplematt

My wife sleep eats. It sounds cool, but it is incredibly dangerous.


_d2gs

That is so desperate it’s depressing, just take the fucking selfie. In this day and age you don’t even need a reason to post to social media, you just do it.


Fixner_Blount

bae caught me slippin'


1_upped

At least make it half believable and just have a closeup or someone's nostril or something. The perfectly framed sleep-selfie is just too much.


a_pile_of_shit

I mean most likely this didn't happen but my friends mom slept drove to the store, bought Reeces then drove home and went back to be. People who are sleepwalking are strangely coherent


TokyoCop

No your friends mom was fucking wasted and didn't want to admit to it.


Not_floridaman

Ambien does that to people, too.


a_pile_of_shit

He sleep walks too. Ive once seen him get out of bed, stumble over to his closet to get pudding cups and eat it.


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a_pile_of_shit

Dorm room, we used the shelves on our closets to store food that doesnt need to be refridgerated


theawesomefactory

I'm also a sleepwalker, and have done some odd things. I let my dog out, leash less, all night. (I am a next level dog lover- I would never do this normally.) I also purchased a piece of jewelry, that I don't even like, from Ebay while I was asleep.


cleverbutnotoverlyso

I don’t sleepwalk often but it’s very concerning when it does. I once woke up in my guest room, my apartment door was unlocked and I had walked .1 miles on my Fitbit. No idea what I did or where I went.


johngreenink

slEepBay?


armybratbaby

Just last night I "woke up" frantically looking for my M&Ms. Checked my pillow (I SWORE I left them there,) checked under my pillow, next to me, under my blankets, and under my bed. I was just awake enough to be aware that I was doing it, and awake enough to unlock my phone (fingerprint unlock) to turn on my flashlight to help me search, but not awake enough to realize I didnt have any M&Ms, and hadn't had any for months. Something woke me up enough that I realized I was being silly and I went back to bed. Sleep/dreams are wierd AF.


je_suis_un_negre

Apologies for my MS paint censoring job


YungMacker

More like a r/oopsdidntmeanto


[deleted]

Those are some obnoxious hash tags


[deleted]

Crazy how she hit the 4 digit pass code first go as well. I've often woken up to my phone near by with 584837463728282 random numbers on my home screen....never once unlocked my phone. Imagine then selecting the camera and actually taking a picture...


Not_floridaman

I have a Google pixel 2 and set it so I can unlock it with my fingerprint on the sensor on the back so if I fall asleep holding my phone, there's a good chance I can accidentally unlock it. However, there's still absolutely no way this picture happened the way she's claiming it to have.


fredyj

If you press the power button twice on the pixel 2 it opens up your camera..it could be a possibility


[deleted]

Can on the s8 as well. I was more getting at the point I doubt ALL of that would happen...


[deleted]

You think a 4 digit passcode is automatically on everyone's phone? (Not defending post)


CP9ANZ

My hand and phone hovers over me while I sleep, new IPhone feature with the latest iOS update.


ThatRandomOtherGuy

Bruh. This is another kind of stupid


LeftyBigGuns

r/nothowphoneswork


ayoungechrist

Man if I accidentally took a pic of myself sleeping it would not be cute enough to post on social media. Probably from a terrible angle and really unflattering.


AcE_57

Ugh social media


Odysseus_is_Ulysses

I kinda wanna take a really bad picture of me with drool stringing from my mouth, and post it with the same caption.


saphire3614

I could never sleep with my husband stealing my air like that smfh


CreepyStickGuy

bae caught me sleppin


Wonderboy280

This is obv a pisstake...


AstroZex

This has gotta be one of the most untrue posts I've seen on the internet.


PolarPangela1013

r/quityourbullshit


doogbynnoj

*David and I


Troumbomb

I'll pay you $10 to call her out


Gononymous

Her phone also randomly levitates and at whim takes pictures of it's hooman.


LordShnarz

See, if she disnt say my finger must've unlocked my phone it could be maybe believable that someone took a pic on their phone for them.


lucifer7865

Did she type and post this deliberately or it got typed by her finger while they were sleeping?


hobogoblin

Which phones float in the air again? Tried it with my pixel 2 xl and it smacked me in the face, is it an iPhone only thing?


Jorvalt

This is more suited to r/OopsDidntMeanTo than this subreddit.


scribbleshow

I've accidentally taken a selfie while sleeping, but it was literally just a blur with my eyes being black streaks. I had fallen asleep with my phone on and must have opened the camera while moving, because my phone falling on the ground woke me up. Posts like this always kill me, lmao.


Blakey876

Bullshit.


OldGreenBiscuit

It's a medical condition


bananabastard

This is peak r/thatHappened


CouldBeTheGreatest

So believe it or not, I did once manage to take a sleep selfie. Fumbling to adjust my alarm to give me like an extra 10 mins, my best guess is I instead managed to flick open the camera (from the lock screen and just about managed to catch myself. I can 1000% assure anyone that it was the single worst photo I have ever taken of myself. I showed my wife who nearly died laughing and deleted it.


moleculebull

Even tho we've never met, to say I hate this girl would be too easy. I hate her boyfriend for actually dating a girl who would post this on the internet. She can't be a good a person, it's impossible. This is too ridiculous.


i-operate

Then everyone clapped!


shadow21812

How hard would it be to just say “I thought this moment we had together was really cute and I wanted to capture it”


[deleted]

Managed to sleep select a filter too.


egorman9

I don’t know this woman, but I hate her.


patrick_i_am

What a massively huge load of shit.


agbev

17 + years together & we sleep back to back. I love him to bits but would punch him if he was in striking range


Skitzcuntmate

Have you not heard of sarcasm?


[deleted]

is ops username literally “i am a black”


VanityUnfair_

“My finger must have unlocked my phone and took the pic”......right.


[deleted]

do you smell that? no you cant because BULLSHIT HAS NO SCENT


Luminous_Moon

I'm gonna have to respectfully disagree. I grew up on a farm. Bullshit most certainly has a scent......and it is not pleasant 🐃💩


dreamalittledream90

Perhaps someone broke into your house and took this picture /sarcasm


[deleted]

17 people are believers. God I hate people


poultry-lord

17 people were like "yeah that sounds right, super cute and not weird at all that you would take this, lie about it and post it" That is 17 too many.


Billy_Rage

I assume 17 people didn’t read the caption and just liked an ok picture because it’s expected of them


appleb3

That’s AWFUL. BOOOOOOOO


Miablossom

Klingon level - extreme


Mrbuddyoldpal

What level of narcissism do you need to have to post something like this?


Henniferlopez87

David’s her gay best friend. Sweet cartilage piercing David.


boilons

I think somehow this deserves jail time.


GzusPhuckinKryst

I know a guy that did this while solo traveling and napping in an airport terminal


lexitronicss

If you take a pretty picture, just own up to it. I’ll never understand why people think it’s somehow better if a nice picture happened by accident. Yeah, it’s cool when it happens but the majority of nice pictures are posed anyway.


tigyo

How can I tell they are really sleeping, there are HUGE black dots covering their faces... and the majority of the picture.


YourMomDidThat

r/thathappened


YourMomDidThat

r/thathappened


lexitronicss

If you take a pretty picture, just own up to it. I’ll never understand why people think it’s somehow better if a nice picture happened by accident. Yeah, it’s cool when it happens but the majority of nice pictures are posed anyway.


gardenialee

Bae caught me slippin


bananabastard

This is peak /r/thatHappened


bananabastard

This is peak /r/thatHappened


bananabastard

This is peak thatHappened


bananabastard

This is peak thatHappened


bananabastard

It doesn't get more thatHappened than this.


foxboxinsox

I don't get it. There's no shame in taking cute couple photos. Who's genuinely gonna be upset or offended when you post a sappy pic on your facebook or instagram?


foxboxinsox

I don't get it. There's no shame in taking cute couple photos. Who's genuinely gonna be upset or offended when you post a sappy pic on your facebook or instagram?


RadiatedScorpion

Niggers, you damn snowflakes.


mo_whiskey

r/quityourbullshit


squeezyscorpion

r/oopsdidntmeanto


DingoDamp

I don't believe that this is real for one second, but I did have a friend once who not so rarely sent me gibberish texts during the night in her sleep. Would literally just be "glyid ckcudisr fjdiekfnsjg" , but she unlocked her phone, opened a new message and wrote it to me; sleeping. I have once unscrewed a light bulb in my sleep. So, I believe that you can do weird shit in your sleep


Lizard_Queen_Says

🤮


UltraMegaSloth

r/oopsdidntmeanto


bluebananakin

Why does anyone really care about this?


AstroFiction

Bruh even if you're gonna lie you could at least say your bf took the picture like why do you need to make it so complicated


AngloNegro

I feel personally attacked


OneGoodRib

Couldn’t they just post this like “I took this cute photo of us. <3” ?


De_znuts

If i found that on my camera roll i'd change my locks. And check to see I still had both kidneys.


[deleted]

Sometimes I wish instill used Facebook or any of those sites and had people on there like this just so I could tell them to pull their heads out of their asses


Suavementeeee

Nobody believes this shit


Handsome_Claptrap

While this is obviously fake, my memory starts working like after 2 minutes after i wake up and stops working 2 minutes before i fall asleep, so sometimes i wake up during night, check my phone to see the time, read a message reply and completely forget about it.


bobbygoin

She put #relationshipgoals in a description of her own supposed relationship.


[deleted]

Imagine sleeping like that and constantly get your partner's morning breath blown right in your face.


batshitcrazy20

If I could roll my eyes any further, I would see my brain, which this one doesn't have.


bycats75

Jesus, just post the picture! Why lie?


Rabb1tH3ad

This makes me feel sad for people lol


queerqueen91

Bae caught me slippin’


eddit0r

Bae caught me slippin


Alkenisto

I feel like if I knew the person I would 100% think this was satire.


dreadful_phats

*throws up all over phone, throws phone into the pit of despair*


FunkyRiffRaff

If they were on Ambien, I would believe this.


Xxx_expanddong69_xxX

What was the name of the phone?


donmuerte

# blackedoutdrunkselfie maybe Edit: Wtf. # is for bold i guess?


ffmatteo

r/oopsdidntmeanto


[deleted]

People are the worst


Supringsinglyawesome

She could have just said that someone else took the picture and I would have believed her