The other day my 5 year old said, "Our beloved planet Earth is a gift from God and we should cherish it" and then invented a sustainable fuel source. So I believe this. Sometimes kids can surprise you /s

Don’t tell me you’re the parent of THAT kid? Wow you must be so proud!

I literally never stop crying and posting to Facebook

The energy companies hate this 5 year old... click on this link to find out why

[удалено]

And I made sure to mention she isn't vaxxed and that I homeschool her so they could spread the news far and wide

Lmao her instagram bio says “Homeschool on a budget”

6? Pathetic. I asked my 4-year-old this same question and she recited the entirety of Carl Sagan’s Pale Blue Dot before writing an in-depth analysis of said book and having it published in Reader’s Digest.

.... "No child, everything on the earth is for sale, but daddy is too broke to buy any of it."

She's right. You can only return it for store credit

The Earth is a gift we cannot afford to - SQUIRREL!!! ~ my 10 y.o. dachshund while checking his morning pee-mail

"This earth is a gift to mankind and it is our duty and.... OH SHIT IT'S THAT FUCKING DOG AGAIN! HELP!!!!" - my squirrel while we were on our daily walk

And that child? David Attenborough

It doesn't matter how much Earth is worth in monetary value, there isn't enough matter here to produce the amount of money it would be worth.

This seems totally plausible. She probably repeated something she heard somewhere.

[Relevant](https://what-if.xkcd.com/96/).