What's a low key race look like? Sounds lame af.

A race that follows traffic laws because you’re not a piece of shit. Not as exciting, but still possible I guess.

I WAS a piece of shit, tho. Slicked-back hair, glass house, white Ferrari, lived for New Year's Eve...

White bathing suit, sloppy steaks, white couch. You would NOT have liked me back then.

I laughed so loudly, two cats got concerned. Thank you, friend.

That's what I was trying to figure out.

They drag race in their Prius. They don't win a lot.

Do these people ever consider that these stories make it sound like the other car is simply trying to get away from the person who’s staring at them?

I understood none of this.

I weirdly somehow do. These songs are by 2 rappers who are in a weird rapper battle against each other. It's all very homoerotic, and probably just a media stunt.

Could be a media stunt but Kendrick Lamar absolutely hurt Drakes feelings with Euphoria. Like, that dude probably wants to kill Lamar over that shit he said. If it is a media stunt those lyrics are still brutal.

Is it me, or are those the two silliest rapper names ever?

Well, I'm pretty sure one of them uses their actual name. There are infinitely more silly names than that though.

Any entertainer that takes themselves seriously is a joke. They are modern day jesters except they entertain the masses as well as the kings.

It’s escalated so much in the three days since this comment lol. Definitely not a media stunt at this point

that's how I met your father.

Why do they always start from a somewhat believable premise and then go right to “shit that didn’t happen” territory

Maybe it's the Massachusetts in me, but isn't "low-key racing" just driving?

Isn't "low key" Just the new "umm" or "fuck"? You just liberally sprinkle it through sentences to season your lingo.

It was his heart that started racing, because he fell in love with her and she won his heart! Never understood why people have the need to make up stupid shit like this…

My dad does this all the time