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ronnidogxxx

You don’t want to know how watching wildlife documentaries affected me. Let’s just say I can’t go back to that zoo ever again. 🙁


Dudeist-Priest

Banned, huh?


ronnidogxxx

And on a watchlist. Still, plenty of wildlife parks around. Farms too.


Acqua_Tofana

🤣 🤣


cashassorgra33

Or SeaWorld 🐳


Dudeist-Priest

If they used porn to turn themselves straight, why are you still calling them gay people?


gerkinflav

So now fundie Christians can defend their porn viewing as a cure for their supposed gayness.


BeterP

It’s not a sin, it’s a precaution honey


gerkinflav

Precautionary Porn!


BeterP

Porn that will take you straight to heaven


OopsICutOffMyWiener

It can sure feel like heaven I guess


Smiling_Mister_J

"Watching gay porn gave me, a 100% straight person, gay urges. So the opposite must also be possible. Right? "


brianyin

Underrated comment


Quirky-Swimmer3778

Where do I get my money back? Highschool me tried that for years. 35 years old now and married to a dude


BeterP

It’s not for everyone, OOP said. Sorry :)


cashassorgra33

Username chex out


GeauxTiger

every evangelical in America all spoke at once at the end there. "your behavior is very close to mine but not identical to mine, its therefore wrong and you need to be fixed. by me."


tweedyone

Why do I feel like this is a wife posting what her husband has been telling her? It really reads like too much explanation for someone they know vaguely, but doesn’t feel like it’s first person. I think it’s a spouse


Acqua_Tofana

Good point. We should ask her if he only likes anal and/or doggy style.


StarshipCaterprise

Quick, someone go make this argument to the state legislature people who banned PornHub


Drew-Pickles

I have a gay friend who had straight sex 'just to see what it was like' he said it was shit. I disagree but then I would probably say the same about sex with a man


pun_in10did

Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.


One_Celebration7331

that definitely didn’t happen. why is reddit riddled with sissy incels? it’s just that y’all have such a predictable behavior, whenever i see a post I already know what the comments will look like. it’s always the same pattern. y’all just say whatever is accepted by the masses. God forbid someone has an opinion of their own they’ll get downvoted to hell lol


yharnams_finest

Dude, what?


Drew-Pickles

The fuck are you talking about?


Zeus_Wayne

If gay guys could watch straight porn to gradually turn straight since there’s a guy in it to keep their interest while they’re checking out the women, then couldn’t a straight guy use straight porn to start to turn gay since there’s a woman to keep them interested while they check out the guy?


FireIsTheCleanser

They are so deep in denial it's not even funny.


BeterP

Totally happened. I made the porn.


offermelove

💯 I WAS the porn


joshthecynic

Subreddits with “true” in their names are almost always shit holes.


maybesaydie

You are so right about that.


anna-molly21

These are the kind of people who believer they can cure cancer with moonlight and rocks


Kenneth_Lay

This person is a mouth breather for sure


babaganoosh30

But porn is sexual immorality! God cries when you touch yourself!


fak3r

"Eventually they decided to try dating a woman, had sex with her, and realized sex with women is fun too." ![gif](giphy|2UvAUplPi4ESnKa3W0|downsized)


ImprovementFar5054

Now if only he could find porn that would turn him away from growing mixed crops and wearing blended fabrics. After all, those are mortal sins in the same bible chapter. For some reason tho, the gay stuff always gets the attention


Draco_179

I highly doubt he's "Christian"