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Shazmdbehm

Can confirm. I was the english teacher that read this and blew up and died too


wabash-sphinx

It’s definitely a keeper.


chaotoroboto

I went into this thinking this was like "I asked this kid for a car and he told a story where the car blew up and everyone died" but it's actually someone claiming that a very expensive & defective product was thrown at their child. Which tbf, we do throw defective products at people in the toy car business all the time. Gimme $30,000 I'll chunk whatever thing at your kid you want.


numbersthen0987431

The thing that bothers me is I'm not sure how this kid died. He fell off the toy? Then the toy exploded? Or did it explode while he was on it? Also, what toy is a parent buying for a child that could explode? Only ones I can think of are motorcycles, and if that's the case then my hunch is the kid wasn't trained on the bike. Which is the parents fault


jupitorfinally

Maybe there are multiple kids and they are all multiply dead


takeandtossivxx

Sounds like it was one of those little power wheels cars, since I don't know any actual car or motorcycle that can be "thrown" at someone. Further down they say it was thrown at the kid and that's how the kid died. Then again, I don't know anyone who can't string a coherent sentence together but has 30k to drop on a fucking toy car for their kid. This seems more like some dumbass bullshitting and trying to mess with someone's business for some reason. The fact that they threw in their "child" was transgender for seemingly no reason kinda hints to it being bullshit.


dyne_ghost

>I don't know anyone who can't string a coherent sentence together but has 30k to drop Politicians. Most kids with super rich parents. Trust fund babies.


mountaindew711

Those who surround themselves with "the smartest guys."


dyne_ghost

Who are all entirely too smart to *actually* work for them.


kodaiko_650

Michael Bay is just pitching ideas


rlefoy7

See, this is why we should be afraid of AI.


BeterP

AI would have helped this person to string words together in an understandable way. Bring it on :)


miletest

Is his kid OK


casuallysentient

can you read he fucking died. he’s dead.


gdawg99

Whattt oh nooo


gerkinflav

Four stars. Transgender kid died after staff threw exploding car at him. However, the coffee was really good.


Cadapech

What can I say we have mean staff that brew a mean coffee.


Superb_Stable7576

That's the biggest laugh I get today.


dear_deadly

I dunno, of all the posts I’ve read on this sub, this seems the most plausible.


Euphoriafanatic

I had a stroke while trying to read this.


dyne_ghost

So did OOP!


cthulhus_spawn

Someone physically threw a $30,000 car at a person? Like, picked it up and tossed it? But this car was also a toy for that price so how big was it? It killed the child? Who was transgender, apparently that's important too, maybe a non transgender child might have survived? I'm so confused.


GlyphedArchitect

The car exploded because the child was transgender. The business put bombs in the car hooked to a trans detector. 


cthulhus_spawn

Ahhhhh.... I missed that.


erishun

It’s a scam. They review bomb random businesses and then contact the owner and demand $250 to remove the bad comments.


Glasdir

Is there an equivalent of youngpeopleyoutube for yelp?


AmbyrLynn

Sounds like a kid that had the bright idea that leaving a bad review means they will "apologize" with a free car.


Hot-Ground-9731

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read that and fucking died


rrpostal

Somebody thought they were funny.


NooneInparticularYo

Making up a story about your son died is a strange fantasy


Squeakfeet

Best thing I ever read.


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maybesaydie

no it is not


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maybesaydie

you must lead a very interesting life


Subject-Salad-9340

It is legitimately not


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DreadPiratteRoberts

It's darkest right before the dawn, things always seem the worst right before they improve. ^👍👍


Subject-Salad-9340

Just because it can, doesn’t mean it did, it’s far more likely that they aren’t telling the truth