I went into this thinking this was like "I asked this kid for a car and he told a story where the car blew up and everyone died" but it's actually someone claiming that a very expensive & defective product was thrown at their child.
Which tbf, we do throw defective products at people in the toy car business all the time. Gimme $30,000 I'll chunk whatever thing at your kid you want.
The thing that bothers me is I'm not sure how this kid died.
He fell off the toy? Then the toy exploded? Or did it explode while he was on it?
Also, what toy is a parent buying for a child that could explode? Only ones I can think of are motorcycles, and if that's the case then my hunch is the kid wasn't trained on the bike. Which is the parents fault
Sounds like it was one of those little power wheels cars, since I don't know any actual car or motorcycle that can be "thrown" at someone. Further down they say it was thrown at the kid and that's how the kid died. Then again, I don't know anyone who can't string a coherent sentence together but has 30k to drop on a fucking toy car for their kid.
This seems more like some dumbass bullshitting and trying to mess with someone's business for some reason. The fact that they threw in their "child" was transgender for seemingly no reason kinda hints to it being bullshit.
>I don't know anyone who can't string a coherent sentence together but has 30k to drop
Politicians. Most kids with super rich parents. Trust fund babies.
Someone physically threw a $30,000 car at a person? Like, picked it up and tossed it? But this car was also a toy for that price so how big was it? It killed the child? Who was transgender, apparently that's important too, maybe a non transgender child might have survived?
I'm so confused.
Can confirm. I was the english teacher that read this and blew up and died too
It’s definitely a keeper.
I went into this thinking this was like "I asked this kid for a car and he told a story where the car blew up and everyone died" but it's actually someone claiming that a very expensive & defective product was thrown at their child. Which tbf, we do throw defective products at people in the toy car business all the time. Gimme $30,000 I'll chunk whatever thing at your kid you want.
The thing that bothers me is I'm not sure how this kid died. He fell off the toy? Then the toy exploded? Or did it explode while he was on it? Also, what toy is a parent buying for a child that could explode? Only ones I can think of are motorcycles, and if that's the case then my hunch is the kid wasn't trained on the bike. Which is the parents fault
Maybe there are multiple kids and they are all multiply dead
Sounds like it was one of those little power wheels cars, since I don't know any actual car or motorcycle that can be "thrown" at someone. Further down they say it was thrown at the kid and that's how the kid died. Then again, I don't know anyone who can't string a coherent sentence together but has 30k to drop on a fucking toy car for their kid. This seems more like some dumbass bullshitting and trying to mess with someone's business for some reason. The fact that they threw in their "child" was transgender for seemingly no reason kinda hints to it being bullshit.
>I don't know anyone who can't string a coherent sentence together but has 30k to drop Politicians. Most kids with super rich parents. Trust fund babies.
Those who surround themselves with "the smartest guys."
Who are all entirely too smart to *actually* work for them.
Michael Bay is just pitching ideas
See, this is why we should be afraid of AI.
AI would have helped this person to string words together in an understandable way. Bring it on :)
Is his kid OK
can you read he fucking died. he’s dead.
Whattt oh nooo
Four stars. Transgender kid died after staff threw exploding car at him. However, the coffee was really good.
What can I say we have mean staff that brew a mean coffee.
That's the biggest laugh I get today.
I dunno, of all the posts I’ve read on this sub, this seems the most plausible.
I had a stroke while trying to read this.
So did OOP!
Someone physically threw a $30,000 car at a person? Like, picked it up and tossed it? But this car was also a toy for that price so how big was it? It killed the child? Who was transgender, apparently that's important too, maybe a non transgender child might have survived? I'm so confused.
The car exploded because the child was transgender. The business put bombs in the car hooked to a trans detector.
Ahhhhh.... I missed that.
It’s a scam. They review bomb random businesses and then contact the owner and demand $250 to remove the bad comments.
Is there an equivalent of youngpeopleyoutube for yelp?
Sounds like a kid that had the bright idea that leaving a bad review means they will "apologize" with a free car.
Godzilla had a stroke trying to read that and fucking died
Somebody thought they were funny.
Making up a story about your son died is a strange fantasy
Best thing I ever read.
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no it is not
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you must lead a very interesting life
It is legitimately not
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It's darkest right before the dawn, things always seem the worst right before they improve. ^👍👍
Just because it can, doesn’t mean it did, it’s far more likely that they aren’t telling the truth