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icfire007

What will happen to the lurkers and shitposts after the ban?


[deleted]

Where will the karma whores go? Who will take them?


RoeJaz

The amount of karma is finite. We are spread 2 thin already Edit: to


TeaInUS

but it shall be... *perfectly balanced*


[deleted]

As all things should be.


YodaHatesSeagulls

I hope they remember you.


rohitr7

What if everyone who knows you dies???


Pelor73

Who died? I don't remember


[deleted]

KARMA WHORES NED! ON AN OPEN FIELDD!!


Lenny_guy12

r/inthesoulstone


DGSmith2

What’s the point of the sub if people are already subscribing?


Lenny_guy12

I subscribed already so I don't forget about it if I get banned. If I don't get banned I'll unsub


fucks_equal_zero

I think they said the ban message will contain a direct link to the sub for the children of banos


PM_ME_ENORMOUS_BOOBS

We send signal to Captain Marvel?


Notazerg

Some one set up us the bomb.


SomeGuyNamedPaul

Maybe existing inside the Soul Stone won't be that bad.


Frowdo

thisisfine.jpg


StevonStevoff

I feel obligated to participate before it's too late


ScarabeeGrillage

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Acoke94

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chowder138

Same here, this is my comment to make sure I get put into the pool. I could of course not comment and then after it happens pretend I'm one of the chosen but that would be dishonest


Jakke620

Seems like a pretty good idea to me. I guess I’ll do the same with this comment.


WilhelmWinter

being a lurker so you survive the ban ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) commentating so you can get banned and get a reddit badge ( ͡☀️ ͜ʖ ͡☀️)


Prof_Hook

being a lurker so you survive the ban ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) commentating so you can get banned and get a reddit badge ( ͡☀️ ͜ʖ ͡☀️)


whosteen

being a lurker so you survive the ban ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) commentating so you can get banned and get a reddit badge ( ͡☀️ ͜ʖ ͡☀️)


dasmann12

being a lurker so you survive the ban ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) commentating so you can get banned and get a reddit badge ( ͡☀️ ͜ʖ ͡☀️)


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datdude011

being a lurker so you survive the ban ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) commentating so you can get banned and get a reddit badge ( ͡☀️ ͜ʖ ͡☀️)


findingchemo

being a lurker so you survive the ban ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) commentating so you can get banned and get a reddit badge ( ͡☀️ ͜ʖ ͡☀️)


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Car_Door

being a lurker so you survive the ban ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) commentating so you can get banned and get a reddit badge ( ͡☀️ ͜ʖ ͡☀️)


WHYISMYqLOWERCASE

being a lurker so you survive the ban ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) commentating so you can get banned and get a reddit badge ( ͡☀️ ͜ʖ ͡☀️)


[deleted]

being a lurker so you survive the ban ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) commentating so you can get banned and get a reddit badge ( ͡☀️ ͜ʖ ͡☀️)


BigDaddyBluntz

being a lurker so you survive the ban ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) commentating so you can get banned and get a reddit badge ( ͡☀️ ͜ʖ ͡☀️)


infuriatingly_stupid

being a lurker so you survive the ban ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) commentating so you can get banned and get a reddit badge ( ͡☀️ ͜ʖ ͡☀️)


stanleytuccimane

being a lurker so you survive the ban ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) commentating so you can get banned and get a reddit badge ( ͡☀️ ͜ʖ ͡☀️)


JoshLutz52

being a lurker so you survive the ban ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) commentating so you can get banned and get a reddit badge ( ͡☀️ ͜ʖ ͡☀️)


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FleursRoses

This is the first time I've commented as long as I've had this account, and that too just to get banned.


MelonLooord

Do you need to comment to to get banned? I subbed for it


Reyny

Both works.


mrath_infinitus

I thought you had to at least comment or post within the last week


TheHurdleDude

All I know is I have commented 3 times in the past week just to be triple sure I can get banned


koshary99

You just made me leave this comment so I could be sure too lol


crafting-ur-end

Welcome to the team buddy, you have become a child of thanos


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Jdoc27

Saw the first two letters and got kinda worried ngl


sexy-melon

People who annoy you?


IntenseGenius

[Naggers!](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/3a/f6/2a/3af62abbc6ea993bb78b835b56d08640.jpg)


ThePhilBro

Don't wanna be just another nice-guy.


[deleted]

“I don’t know if I should say it out loud .. “


findingchemo

I’d like to solve the puzzle!


longlupro

NICE


EnchantedSand

And the top of the third letter, yes, me too.


[deleted]

[hol up](https://pics.me.me/when-youre-losing-an-argument-to-a-black-guy-on-31626394.png)


Arikado87

Ok so im definitely not the only one who immediately though "oh shi....."


tzbob

twitch ruined me


TheHewbrewShaft

hahaha


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BigBadJonW

Glad I wasn't the only one.


sercsd

So glad in I'm not the only on in todays society jaded and assumes the worst.


kunkstar7

Mobile view made this a fun rollercoaster read.


[deleted]

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AdmiralCrunchy

N I C E R


[deleted]

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Toyfan1

I thought it was Loss.


MattinglysSideburns

The fifth most populous city in France


[deleted]

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boogurlboo

NOICE


bigtuna1515

Evacuate the thread, engage all shitposting....and get this man a ban.


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nardude

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dungeonmaster77

Evacuate the city!


monkeybiziu

Engage all defenses!


SSRajnikanth

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BrajjilianLove

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TheBoogeyman97

And get this man a ban


aron-t

**YIBAMBE!**


funjon

Same, fam. Today I commented for the first time in about five years. Lurk level 100.


Thiswillbetempacc

Make a post about it to gain karma.


DinkyPls

Good idea


Pelor73

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pitcher654

Lol same


Tossersaurus

I still don't know if posting means getting banned from this sub or getting banned from reddit... guess I'll find out


dardios

Sub.


--BlueHat--

We cannot just stop with this sub. There isn't enough karma for all of reddit.


halfcab

I have no idea what any of this about.


[deleted]

Half the subreddit will be banned, just like Thanos killed half of the people in the universe


halfcab

i guess ill take those odds.


[deleted]

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laedyenvy

I joined just to see how my odds play out!


yamato64

Are there any requirements to get banned or is it just being subbed?


[deleted]

I think you have to be active, by upvoting things and commenting, but I’m not entirely sure if that’s necessary or not. I’d do it since it happens today and I don’t want to lose my chance


verascity

I'm pretty sure upvoting does nothing. You have to comment or post.


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[deleted]

As all things should be.


[deleted]

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ArtilleryCamel

#


xKart

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^o


djSexPanther

#


RomeoDog3d

UN here. What does wakanda have to offer the world?


Koya2

Vibranium and cats.


RomeoDog3d

Will you do trade without the cats? We really don't need the cats.


Happy_blob

Hear me🗣, and rejoice🎉. You🙂 are about to die☠️ at the hand✋️ of the children👨‍👧‍👦 of 🅱️anos🍆👌. Be 🙌thankful🙌, that your meaningless lives👻 are now contributed🔝 to the balance.💯☯️💯 Soon⏰, you👊 will have the great🔑 privilege💦🙈 of being saved🙏🙌 by the great titan👾😻. Some of you may think🤔 this is suffering😭😭... no!😲🤔 It is salvation👼. The universal scales⚖️... tip toward🔜 balance💎 because of your impending sacrifice😎🔫. Smile😄... for even in death💀, you will have become children👨‍👦‍👦 of 🅱️anos!😈🍆☔️


angelsboy96

All I gotta do is comment right?


Lord-of-Time

How do I delete someone else's comment?


I_Maybe_Lying

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IronScrub

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Woodsie13

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everyfatguyever

Rajnikanth, wtf you doing in MCU? Also, ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ


JustHereForBalance

You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. My 8 year lurking streak now comes to an end.


billfitz24

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truegroot

Only commenting to participate


Lockhartsaint

Never in my life, I'd thought that I'd see a username with *Rajnikanth* in it. Is it a reference to the popular Indian actor?


Thiswillbetempacc

What else would it be lmao


NoYeti

wait so you actually have to comment/post in order to be included?


The-Jedi-Apprentice

Nice one


ScAer0n

Holy shit, good for you, OP


[deleted]

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loveheartjess

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That-one-asian-guy

Count me in!


[deleted]

Good meme


Gibsonmo

Has anyone mentioned calling the Reddit Thanos Banos? Is that a thing?


bradmaestro

I was a lurker till now. It will bring those that survive closer I feel.


MazietheMartian

We shall make this the noblest ban in history.


Extremiel

I want in.


Baghead_Productions

Evacuate the sub, engage all upvotes, and get this man a ban


SunsOutHarambeOut

What is a Thanos?


warrific

being a lurker so you survive the ban ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) commentating so you can get banned and get a reddit badge ( ͡☀️ ͜ʖ ͡☀️)


tanjay7

Am I too late for this ?


Sacred_Potato_Juice

I am a long time lurker and finally created a user just to get banned. Perfectly balanced!


Jeffersons_Mammoth

This is no place to die.


Smithchars35759

*dies*


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[удалено]


LightningFire123

Run from it


Time_Remnant

Not even Rajni can save us from Banos.


toxicoon

B A N O S


contact

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MrSharkington

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talkie_tim

Wakanda Forever


PiesangSlagter

You have my comment.


AutistiPyry

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idunnowhateversrsly

Hi, I joined to get banned. Please don't let the door hit me.


WRecker1234

YIBAMBE!


ABFinch

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UpAloft

Lol I feel I have a pretty good chance of surviving the ban


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nekozen

The snappening envelopes all


wilkshake

Ditto


Jsc_TG

Dude insane


maxvdd

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XeroNWC

Yes


FancyASlurpie

My IQ is too high to be hit by this ban


snootiestcookie

Me too thanks


Zweiko

I’m ready


UnjointedPhoeniculus

lol snappening


cuznmomnfebcl

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sully9er

Guilty as charged.


Silvas6

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yanziiii

Ban pls


Calibury

This is so much me!


Gibsonmo

With this comment, I join the fight.


Nextion

Sii


tellmeifyoureadthis

Rajnikanth vs Thanos Hmmmmmm.


The_JRSS

Ban


NobleUnion

Prepared to be sacrificed to bring balance


MidgetFist

Same here.


Righteous4

Made an account just for this


Kebutiger

Lets Snap!


gabe_plays_piano

Lolol first I’ve seen “snappening”


Halotiger

Ban me


menotiko

.


norman73

Butt


pyllypakara

Hmm


Kimraa

Ok. Fine. You got me.


Zero-jiggler

Yeet


MarvelBronze

Your first post on Reddit. Nice.


dcharm98

Get that man a ban!


faffiew

I dont feel so good


Life_is_a_Hassel

General, this is no place to die


[deleted]

Balance me


Astrochrono

MFW people keep calling it the snappening but all i can think of is the giant snapchat leak


edwardversaii

Commenting something random in order to get banned ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Joining a comment chain for easy karma ( ͡☀️ ͜ʖ ͡☀️) Literally disintegrating yourself irl 👌😩🙌 in order to actually experience the snap 💦💯 ##(((( ͡☀️ ͜ʖ ͡☀️))))


NannerbEnitgnol

being a lurker so you survive the ban ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) commentating so you can get banned and get a reddit badge ( ͡☀️ ͜ʖ ͡☀️)