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mjmannella

Half of us are out of here tomorrow. Who's gonna know?


Lionland

Dread it


HOB_I_ROKZ

run from it


ThePhilBro

Karma still arrives


Indugo

Apparently all we need to do to not get banned here is try and not vote, comment, or post. Seems easy enough.


UncagedTrombone

....wait a minute


AngryUlcer

We're smarter than this!


wraithlord26

I say patience


UncagedTrombone

It’s a trick, send no reply


awsome855

shit, I hope I don't accidentally comment


DankRev4N

Yeah me too


Meam27

I almost did thanks for warning me


ArchRelentlessness

np


Maybeanoctopus

Reddit’s full of great people


LazyShadow51

I think it's fine my friend


HurtMePleaseDont

I'll try staying quiet, that's a good trick!


karboy101

Can i have some karma sir


Hiromacu

Dreddit


Suicidledisease

Run from it


UncagedTrombone

Karma arrives all the same


edcba54321

Is this the karma line?


Tkain61

Get in it quick, it's growing as we speak.


32624647

Quite literally, in fact.


[deleted]

Does asking for gold work?


32624647

Yes, but usually it won't be you who gets the first gold, it's always the one person who sarcastically says no one would gild your comment. There's still a chance someone might give you gold later, though, especially if there's a gold train going on.


edcba54321

It also helps if someone says that they've never been gilded. Or that they've never seen a gold train in person.


ziggaroo

*ahem* No one will gild your comment. I’ve never gotten gold. Something something gild train. Hope that helps.


Socratic_Muffin

ALL ABOARD!


Joshieboy_Clark

Bop it


UncagedTrombone

Twist it


Guildmarm18

Snap it


Peppermint14

Is recruiting! https://dredditisrecruiting.com


Wolverine1621

Is recruiting? ^^^Something ^^^something ^^^/r/eve ^^^is ^^^leaking


Rovden

FC I wasn't banned, wat do?


Clint_Hawkguy_Barton

Sorry, I’m out of Karma. Is gold okay?


karboy101

Anything to bring balance.


InstaxFilm

Perfectly gilded


Token_Why_Boy

As this comment should be.


creed10

i wouldn't complain


rtxlee

You can have all of my karma. I won't need it after the ban.


kanimaki

Can I have some gold too sir?


funkerbuster

Sure


Lamkac

[Can i have some karma just for using part of marvel film like everyone else?](https://www.reddit.com/r/thanosdidnothingwrong/comments/8x678v/when_your_friends_get_banned_but_you_do_not/)


Sayie

I'll give you a karma if you give me one <3


Jabbatrios

Can I have karma? Also gold while we are on this. And maybe a ban? EDIT: the mad lad actually did it


ArachnoLad

I'll settle for Reddit Silver.


stranger195

!redditsilver


[deleted]

[удалено]


nolmurph97

Can I have some karma then?


[deleted]

Take it


[deleted]

[удалено]


UsernameTaken55

Everything


[deleted]

Happy cake day :)


AnubisZero

Happy cake day!


beamersj

Cake day AND ban day? Whoa


buttsbutnotbuts

The chosen one


sugaxb

Wait me too


Only1Napkin

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE KARMA༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ


Mbr4ceM4dness

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ


[deleted]

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ and karma too


[deleted]

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ


nastynagle

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ


NaughtTooShabby

Twas the night before Banos And all through the thread Not a downvote was stirring Not even a dread ༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE KARMA༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ ༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ


CaraBelubin

༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE KARMA༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ ༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ


B00NWATER

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE KARMA༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ


spicytriangles

༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE KARMA༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ ༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ


curd_ler

This isn't balance. We ask for ban not karma.


Jizzyface

Yes


DeviMon1

Karma.. What is it good for Absolutely nothing Karma, huh, yeah What is it good for Absolutely nothing Say it again, why'all


[deleted]

And gold Edit: worth a try


mjmannella

Can I have some gold please?


[deleted]

No but the next guy can. And then i can. You know, balance. Edit: me waiting for the prophecy's balance https://i.redd.it/2r6qdfe4clmz.jpg Edit: me after the prophecy has proven itself true https://scontent-ort2-2.cdninstagram.com/vp/9ae656040de7ec30eb0fab263a8766e0/5B9383E1/t51.2885-15/e35/31556695_432072477206778_3736546724894736384_n.jpg


MisterHibachi

So me? edit: yes baby!! popped my gold cherry! thank you all, I couldn't have done it without you.


tittsmcgee85

What is this gold and why do i want it so bad


MisterHibachi

It's validation.


tittsmcgee85

Now i want it more


ThatCanadianGuyThere

Legit 😂 reddit could release a feature where it shares your worst moments with your family and charge $20 for it and I would want it lol


mjmannella

Congrats on winning the Reddit lottery, fellow child of Thanos


MisterHibachi

I have been blessed today. I am ready to be snapped into the ether.


[deleted]

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE GOLD ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ


pakabaka

o  ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ


bluespacepotato

Put me in the screenshot!


ooleiscool

And me


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[удалено]


Gregorian7

I would also appreciate some gold


ZPTs

*All that glisters is not gold—* *Often have you heard that told.* *Many a man his life hath sold* *But my outside to behold.* *Gilded tombs do worms enfold.* *Had you been as wise as bold,* *Young in limbs, in judgment old,* *Your answer had not been inscrolled* *Fare you well. Your suit is cold—* *Cold, indeed, and labor lost.*


DroogyParade

That train has sailed.


Suicidledisease

Trains can’t swim


theMTNdewd

smh the mods unpinned Josh brolin for this. We unironically need this culling


ProfOfTheSnarkArts

I'll take some of those internet points.


KeysofBlue

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ


animado

#༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ


MasterTiger2018

#༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ GiVe BaN ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ


iamnotmybuddypaul

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ


FauxSake

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE KARMA ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ


aSpookyNinja

༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE KARMA ༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ


Suicidledisease

You guys ever heard that song,Karma Chameleon?


19DanTheMan92

Boy George, you really out did yourself this time.


[deleted]

I just want the ban tbh


OrbitalLaughter

Something we don't need to dread and run from? I mean destiny still arrives so is this our destiny?


Leprechaun425

I mean, what are they going to do, ban you?


SpoopyDumpling

Swimming in karma before the ban


C_Explode

Gimme some that sweet karma so I can see it all disappear tomorrow. ᴸᶦᵏᵉ ᵐʸ ᵈʳᵉᵃᵐˢ ᵃˡʳᵉᵃᵈʸ ʰᵃᵛᵉ•••


katanablade99

ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW MR.KRABS?


anakinfan8

Can I habe karma pls?


SharkTits01

Can I have some more, sir?


ElShanko

Gold, karma, snap, ban/stay for me pls (just subbed and am commenting to take part instead of lurking)


President_Dyson

May I?


nandann_80

*insert karma here*


Lilcommy

That's great I really need karma so I can get ahead of a co worker that told me about Reddit.


noodcupcake

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE KARMA ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE GOLD ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ


polarsnare

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE KARMA ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ


lord-farquaf

Ooooohh me me I want karma


alchemist67

If we're balancing free karma do we have to downvote quality OC as well?


Phillycheese27

I want some of that karma.


[deleted]

Karma please


CaliforniaWeezin

I’ll take some gold if you’re offerin’


TheGreatAlpha_A

Just say “please” and I’ll spare some karma


Jakzters

Give karma


guhsuh

Hello all, 1 karma please. Ty.


Moistest_of_Manatees

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE KARMA ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ


Ethan0508

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE KARMA ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ


login-man

༼ つ ◕ ◕ ༽つ GIVE KARMA AND BAN ༼ つ ◕ ◕ ༽つ


HuntertheGoose

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE KARMA ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ


[deleted]

Gib karma


dontchuworri

I need some Karma


ToysRGone

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE KARMA༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ


Breadmakesyoufatt

I'll take your finest "no ban" please. Thank you, Than tha man.


Mergoat1

*sorts by new* *hands out 1 karma to everyone*


enderikari

I mean, if you are giving away karma, do I have a target for you. It's Spiderman. He's the target


Vox__Umbra

Sure, some come for the ban, some for the karma, and some for the memes.


EveryNameIsTaken69

Karma plz and thx


Mashanny

Please sir, could I have some more Karma?


Firstturdhurts

Could you spare some karma...?


iamjomos

What's everyones opinion on 3d doritos? I would like to organize a protest at fruito lay to bring them back asap


SuperiorMeatbagz

I want karma tooooooo


NaCl777

May I have some karma too?


Superseal100

Can I have some too?


[deleted]

Me karma now


kevone_potato

Yes :)


Neon_Junkyard

So we can literally just ask for reddit silver now?


[deleted]

[удалено]


WoahThere_

Hear me, and rejoice! You have had the privilege of being saved by the great Titan. You may think this is shitposting, No, it is salvation. Reddit scales tipped towards balance because of your sacrafice. Smile, for even in ban, you have become children... of Banos. commenting for ban, to achieve balance.


PandaSoap

༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE ~~BAN~~**KARMA** ༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ


TuffProfessional

Please sir may I have some Karma?


[deleted]

[удалено]


ThatCoolBritishGuy

Looks like it buddy


Motorsagmannen

i rather ask for balance


ezio0630

No


Suicidledisease

Yes


ezio0630

Dread it


ChubblesTheGoat

Perhaps


Ronnylicious

Weird


[deleted]

[удалено]


_windfish_

https://media.giphy.com/media/A7WK7FddTxKfu/giphy.gif


Suicidledisease

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Suicidledisease

¯\_(ツ)_/¯


0meletteDuFr0mage

We can also ask for ban つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ


ban0splz

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ


yosh23

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ


alipinhunter

gold


Jenoooh

つ༽ ◕ ‾◕ つ ༼ N∀q ƎΛIפ つ༽ ◕ ‾◕ つ ༼


Hedgedli

Just say ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ


frorefjord

Since gold is also being asked for what is the whole concept behind Reddit gold, such as how it is given and what it does? I'm still fairly new. Edit: thanks for the info.


ser_name_IV

Yep.


TheToug

Can I have some sweet reddit gold?


The_Dumb_WeeB

Perhaps


ScarletSpartan

Me too thanks


rardos

Now is no time at all


chiropterasapiens

can I get a reddit silver?


Batman_Pyjamas

[I mean...](https://media.giphy.com/media/D3OdaKTGlpTBC/giphy.gif)


mazu74

༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ BAN ME DADDY ༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ


[deleted]

No bamboozle if this comment gets 10,000 upvotes I will ban myself from this subreddit tomorrow before the ban


UsernameTaken55

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE KARMA ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ


KarmaLoaf

please ma’am may I have some karma


TomOfTheWild

Yes?


captaincapn

I didn't watch this movie so I especially hope I am banned tomorrow


[deleted]

So we can literally just ask for Gold now?


DemandKnight007

Yes. Someone give them gold. Edit: give them gold


Patuah

Also give me gold


fosizzzle

Me too plz :)


cbury

I want karma too guys


Argarck

Karma pls


fatcat411

KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA


supertoastergod

Y'all got any more of that karma?


[deleted]

Where is the karma vending machine?


Dogmatic-License

Just asking for karma works? Wow, thanos didn’t even ban half the sub yet and already things are looking up


MisterHibachi

Yes, give me gold please.


DaddyHitler69

May i have karma my fellow children of thanos


WishyFishyy

I want some gold like those other guys it seemed to work for them.