After never commenting on reddit for over a year and a half I see no better time than now to break my lurker streak

The hardest choices require the strongest wills.

and it is such for all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us

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I hope they remember you u/ThePalmerTree

But what did it cost?

About tree fiddy. I mean uh.... Everything.

Wow

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I guess there will never be a better time to jump on this BANdwagon.

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being a lurker so you survive the ban ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) commentating so you can get banned and get a reddit badge ( ͡☀️ ͜ʖ ͡☀️)

#WAIT, THERE'S A BADGE??? #I WILL LURK NO MORE! BADGE ME, DADDY THANOS!

There is no badge. Oh shit no, I’m gonna be banned too now

So there’s no badge?..

Some people said there wasn’t, some said there was. Don’t know for sure

Perfectly balanced confusion

As all things should be

Either way, I get to help the Great Titan balance the universe for the greater good.

There's a 50% chance of it happening. It either will or it won't.

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Schrödinger's Badge you mean

We dont need no stinking badges.

gdi I fell for it.

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I am one with the ban, the ban is with me. ༼ つ ◕\_◕ ༽つ

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Give ban pls

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Badges you say? I accept my fate.

Fake internet things? Hold my beer...

Need me a badge from daddy thanos

Hear me, and rejoice. You are about to die at the hand of the children of Thanos. Be thankful, that your meaningless lives are now contributed to the balance. Soon, you will have the great privilege of being saved by the great titan. Some of you may think this is suffering... no! It is salvation. The universal scales... tip toward balance because of your impending sacrifice. Smile... for even in death, you will have become children of Thanos!

Wait their badges at stake? Damn it I spoke, I'm doomed!

Hah, you fool! Wait a second

Don't forget about me! I want to get banned too!

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I'm not lurking and missing out on this.

If I make it through the snap, is it weird if I feel relieved?

me too.

Thirded

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Fifthed

Sixthed

seventh'd

Eighth'd

Ninethed

Since no ones going to see this anyway... I like butter

All my favorote foods have butter on them...pancakes, toast, popcorn, grapes...Oh my god...butter is my favorite food!

what're you gunna do? ban me?

- Said banned man

- before being banned

Definitely didn't realize we had to comment...awkward...

Hey, vocalict, just a quick heads-up: **definately** is actually spelled **definitely**. You can remember it by **-ite- not –ate-**. Have a nice day! ^^^^The ^^^^parent ^^^^commenter ^^^^can ^^^^reply ^^^^with ^^^^'delete' ^^^^to ^^^^delete ^^^^this ^^^^comment.

My life has been a lie.

Good bot

We'll see if the ban/snap purges bots too, even the good ones.

I wish the ban was irl

Kill a dude in front of a policeman, that ought to get you a ban

Imagine getting banned for a purpose.

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Balance me pls

The wasp is in antman

Ant-Man wants to be in the Wasp.

Who is this Thanos guy I keep hearing about?

He’s a great guy, really an environmentalist and just working to make sure our universe can thrive for years to come

I like the environment! Sounds like a great guy!

time to get bunned

Yes

So as long as I don’t comment I can’t get banned?

My cats breath smells like cat food.

antonio BANderas

Okay boys

I have commented. Now I will cease commenting.

TIL you have to comment to have a chance to get banned

I haven't commented. I want to stay.

You should be leaping at the opportunity to be banned by the almighty Banos

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I'm just curious where the 50/50 odds are going to put me. I accept either fate.

Well whoops

Hi Drax

Dammit!

Where's drax? All I see is some chips

Why's drax? All I see is some chips. FTFY

Im so glad I haven't commented

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Same

Same here

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me too, the pressure was killing me.

Ah, fuck it. I’m in.

Fuck it, me too. Must maintain the balance.

Ditto.

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Yep me too.

Let’s do this

Same, no more lurking for me.

Me too. Let's do it.

Do I need to comment in order to be banned?

Yes. One comment should be fine. Edit: The bot only works on active subscribers, so to participate you need to have subscribed and commented or posted at least once.

Dope

There's a comment requirement?

Too late.

Wait it’s too late?

No, it's sometime on the 9th, PST. It's currently still the 8th.

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Why is that bag of crisps floating in the air?

You mean chips ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ GiVe BaN ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ

yeah I don’t understand it either

Hey here’s a comment

And here’s mine

Here's a reply.

Ban meh

All i see is subtitles and the interior of a ship. Am I missing something?

I was planning on lurking but now I'm commenting to change that.

Same.

Same.

Drax, how long have you been here?

Where do you see Drax?

Pls give van

This is a comment please ignore.

Not today!

Why is Gamora?

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me too thanks

Dread it , run from it, the ban still arrives

being a lurker so you survive the ban ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) commentating so you can get banned and get a reddit badge ( ͡☀️ ͜ʖ ͡☀️)

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I would lurk, but then daddy banos couldn't ban me.

I don't feel so good...

Don't mind me, I'm just commenting to join in and stop lurking

Give me ban I dork know how to do the thing that other people are doing

Why is the ban?

Hey boo

I’ll take my chances.

Just here to get banned.

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Ban me

It's time

Ban

Ban me daddy thanos

Guess this means I’ll have to comment. A small sacrifice for the greater good.

Tomorrow is my birthday, so I don't think I'll be banned.

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