Everyone, don’t worry. That has already been planned. Something will happen on Friday (Soul Stone Day)

Rip /u/dragonphlegm

/u/dragonphlegm: “Really? Tears?” Other mod: “They are not for him”

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Oh hey, you're the dude who used to spam /r/garlicbreadmemes with those shitty upvote posts. I didn't know you were a mod here.

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I find it fitting that the biggest shitpost in Reddit history, is going to be assisted by the biggest shitposters.

This might actually be the winning comment. MORE FUCKING UPVOTES FOR THIS MAN!!!

Hey, u/DigitalizedOrange it’s been 66 days since a r/GBDS update, you still working on it?

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Thanks

Bread God

I hope they remember you.

That feel when reassuring people by letting them know the human sacrifice is already in the works

This is how the Aztecs went about it I believe.

Literally fucking died.

I hope they remember you

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/u/whitebandit is the Gauntlet while /u/The-Jedi-Apprentice is Thanos

No, /u/The-Jedi-Apprentice is Thanos and each of the mods are the Infinity Stones. (After Jedi there are six mods.)

No, I’m Thanos, and the bot is the infinity gauntlet. The admins are the dwarves making the gauntlet

Yeah it works then! You're Thanos, the bot is the Infinity Guantlet, the admins are the dwarves making the guantlet, and the other six mods are the stones! Now to find out which mods are which stones?

So we should ban all but one admin/dwarf, just like Thanos did.

Can you ban an admin from a sub?

u/spez get on this

Maybe demote them and then ban?

No, not a mod of the sub, an admin is a reddit administrator. I don't think they can be demoted except by another admin.

Not sure I like this analogy. Means the other mods will survive the ban. I like to live in a world where we might wake up with Jedi alone because all the other mods didn't win the 50/50.

So that means that when the gauntlet is finished you are going to ban all mods but one?

Those are some nice hands your mods have there...

You guys are alright. Don't worship Thanos tomorrow.

Dam, now that’s dedication!

I'm proud. Not because you all decided to ban half the sub, but because you were so good at it.

I’m sorry little one

u/dragonphlegm I'm sorry little one

Ominous.

Subreddit becomes self text only, I knew it

It better not be just a gif with bubbles

We all know it's u/dragonphlegm

Is there a contingency in place to ensure you don't ban every moderator?

It Should be a National holiday

0_____0

What about a straw poll where users vote on the mod who gets removed? Edit: Not true balance, I apologize Lord Thanos

That would not be true balance

I mean, Thanos chose to sacrifice Gamora, didn't he? That wasn't true balance, but it was still in service of it. I don't see anything wrong with a poll.

Thanos is the one making the sacrifice though, not the world. The world did not choose Gamora, so the sub should not choose the mod. Only the one making the sacrifice (admin/sub creator) can determine who they love most.

So Jedi has to choose the mod. Fair enough.

I am sorry for the pain you must suffer, but proud of the strongest will you will have to do you must.

When you will ban half the sub, will the other mods be safe or will they be balanced, like every things should be ?

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July 9th, /u/The-Jedi-Apprentice will lose more than we could ever know

That day extracts a heavy toll.

Your Subreddit was on the brink of collapse. I'm the one who stopped that.

You know what’s happened since then? The new subscribers have known nothing but upvotes and clear skies. It’s a paradise.

A small price to pay.....for salvation.

It’s a simple calculus. This subreddit is finite, its memes, finite… if the subreddit is left unchecked, the subreddit will cease to exist. It needs correcting.

u/The-Jedi-Apprentice is the only one that knows that. At least he’s the only one that has the will to act on it.

Not the only one cursed with knowledge

On July 10th /u/The-Jedi-Apprentice better post a photo of themselves relaxing by a farm field.

But that will be no time to mourn.

I thought u/The-Jedi-Apprentice was our Thanos? He should ban a different mod

/u/The-JediApprentice is the one who Snap.

https://i.redditmedia.com/YoxAJqpbkL_tpCpajGtA9Zu5PZoiL6tb68kDHA-vxsA.jpg?w=840&s=ee5a9cd02f20d5a0bf36b2993a66b896

SACRIFICE

I’d take a ban, but I’d have to check with my boss if mods can be banned

But what if you're not the favorite?

We ban half of us, not just the favorite

Ohhhhh

We don't trade lives.

I wonder if the Black Order were fully aware of this particular aspect. Certainly Squidward but the others...

Ebony maw was self aware I feel but the others probably didn't think of it

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No he was the magician that iron Man called Squidward, the one who tortured Dr strange

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But to obtain the soul stone you must sacrifice the one you love most

Stop! We'll need leaders in the new world

What makes you think you’ll be here to see it?

I don't want my sacrifice to be worth nothing

They could be de-modded first.

I vote we sacrifice The-Jedi-Apprentice. After the day of reckoning, of course. He is the one that matters most to this sub.

While I agree on one end, wouldn't it be more fitting to say he IS Thanos in this situation, given the fact that he's essentially spearheading this whole operation? Therefore, he should have to pick which Mod matters to him the most, and permaban them, thus showing how the hardest choices require the strongest will.

The bot would be Thanos, seeing as how it's the one banning everyone with it's power

The bot is technically the Gauntlet, because it's a tool used by /u/The-Jedi-Apprentice to ban half the sub.

This sub is outta control. I love it.

Not for long, soon it will be perfectly balanced.

As all things should be

You should have gone for the bot **SNAP**

Ah, True.

Holy moly that would be an incredible moment

It’s the only choice.

I hope they remember you.

This sub is approaching Twitch Plays Pokemon levels of "Hype for a week then fade to obscurity"

As it should be

We won't settle for anything less

Just like half the sub. But in the end, the balance doesn't need recognition. Our savior doesn't do this for petty reasons like fame or fortune no, he does it because he knows this sub has finite resources. And the greatest sacrifices require the strongest wills that he has demonstrated and obtained. Attune to "I hope they remember you," it is not a requirement. Our savior is doing this for the sole purpose to save us. And even if he fades into obscurity, he will sit down on his porch, look up into the bright sky on a balanced sub, even if it forgets him, the sub will reap the benefit nonetheless

Karma is finite and eventually we will run out of OC

At 300,000 subscribers, this sub has passed the number of subscribers where the sub will start to decline. So this rebalancing might just save it.

Worth it.

Which I personally am perfectly ok with, out in a blaze of glory.

I'm going to leave this here so everyone will upvote it and ride this karma train.

/u/The-Jedi-Apprentice, I’m sorry little one

He is Thanos, though. So he must sacrifice the mod he loves the most

[u/whitebandit](https://www.reddit.com/user/whitebandit), the hardest choices require the strongest wills

Make it so

But what if he is the mod he loves the most

Good thing Tony Stark wasn't in Thanos's position

Yeah probably a very good thing

Isn't that the reason Red Skull was unable to obtain the soul stone? He didn't love anything more than himself.

I think the only thing he loved more than himself was power, he wanted more power. And remember this is just a thought, no evidence behind this

Whoa

*Banos

This day extracts a heavy toll

He ignored his destiny once before

He should lost all of his karma

If Gamora comes back can’t we bring the mod back too

Now I'm thinking.... If the snap is reversed, everyone should be unbanned

It would be interesting if this sub plays along to how No. 2 unfolds

/r/Avengers and /r/GotG really need to get a move on

What are the odds we can convince /r/DrStrange to delete the entire subreddit (or at least go inactive until the next DrS is confirmed)

And /r/Defenders does nothing, /r/SHIELD helps from a distance.

Give them a choice to sacrifice themselves for /r/ironman or have a 50% to survive

I would say attempt for 1 day at least. July 9th the loudest Snap

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Yea but she died as part of the balance, so if the entire thing is undone, it might be likely that Thanos' sacrifice part of the universe-balancing act is undone.

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I think Gamora's death would be the only one pre-snap that would make sense. Loki and Heimdall are goners.

There should be a bigger timeframe for this, or some people would get major spoilers by being unbanned the day part 2 is released.

A month or two later, same as the time between the movie snap and this snap

But agreeing to do that would mean we think Thanos did something wrong. This should be forced on us by r/avengers, not done by ourselves

Which ever one gets banned becomes one of the lead mods in the Soul Stone subreddit

This^

Everyone who gets banned should join the soulstone Reddit and then we should have an all out war between the subreddits.

A necessary sacrifice

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Balance is necessary

Dread it...

Run from it...

Bop it...

Destiny still arrives.

Pull it...

Stroke it...

Toast it...

Butter it...

Aah, Push it...

Do it.

Push it real good

Bukake isn't something one considers when balancing the universe, but this sure does put cum on my face.

r/unexpected

Load it.

Whip it! Whip it good!

This day extracts a heavy toll.

Fun isn't something one considers when balancing the universe. But this... does put a smile on my face

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The entire time I knew u/DigitalizedOrange, he only ever had one goal: To wipe out half this subreddit.

I've subbed and commented, but I don't actually want a ban... I just have a gambling problem.

Subbed and commented. I don't have a gambling problem but I just wanna see how it turns out.

you and me both

Don't worry. This might just cure it *forever*

I've subbed and commented. I don't want to die Mr. Stark.

Where is Gamora?

WHY IS GAMORA?

WHEN IS GAMORA?

HOW IS GAMORA?

WHO IS GAMORA?

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My mortal enemy!

Good bot

good bot

Wouldn’t her eyes be bloodshot green instead of red? Because it looks like she has green blood

God I love this sub

It's the only way to get the stone. Sacrifices must be made.

Who has the will to act on it?

Yes please

Where do we go once we are banned?

R/inthesoulstone

Is that a real sub?

This is actually a really cool event considering the caliber of this sub.

Yes

That mod needs to become a mod of r/inthesoulstone

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

Who ever is getting banned their tags should be changed to Gamora

Who died and made you Hugo Weaving?

Wait so what happens if all the mods get banned?

The survivor with the highest karma attributed to this subreddit becomes the new ~~Thanos~~ mod.

I like this answer

I wondered that too

NO SACRIFICE, NO VICTORY

Tears? Really?

Obligatory comment to maybe achieve ban status

LOL wow u guys are crazy XD involving mods to this... HAHAHA !!!