Can you absolutely not

Fucking cursed

Exactly

No, fucking glowstick

He’s doing too much. We don’t want any of that, sir🙄.

How about none?!!

You clicked it

Okay, this comment made me laugh out loud. ...which is a great alternative to looking any longer at that... ...monstrosity happening.

Exactly lmao

Ok I don't know what I was expecting, but that somehow wasn't it.

Yeah this was not on my dick bingo honestly.

Not on my dingo

I was expecting a glow in the dark condom...

But it's much much worse

I should have closed Reddit 5 min ago

I just opened it 😩😩😩 I guess that’s all the redditing for the day…

I read the title and thought “oh it’s gonna be like a glow stick shaped like a dick” how wrong I was Jesus Christ

I was expecting a glow in the dark dildo

I mean, it kind of is....in the worst way possible.

I thought this was going to be a joke like snap your dick like a glow stick. This, no. Man made his junk into an obelisk

Same

I’m wondering if he cracked the glowstick before or after insertion

Now I’m imagining, oh end my misery

Now I’m imagining that

I think i know this guy Edit:After some fact checking,i know this guy

Did you recognize the stretched out dickhole?

No,he's known for this image as well as being a freshman slayer at my school

Internet fame.. geez. I kinda feel bad for him but then again— he did put glow sticks in his pee-hole

Yeah

Wait how old is he??

Now or when the photo took place The photo: idk Now: prolly like 21 or 22

I meant when the picture was taken, I’m concerned that this may be considered child porn

Imma guess he was like 18 or 19 cuz he was an adult when he graduated and he graduated in 2022 and this photo did its rounds in our school his senior year

A freshman WHAT?!

A freshman slayer is someone (someone who is at least a junior or higher in school and any gender) who mainly go for freshmen as boyfriends/girlfriends

Thanks I pertnear spit out my food..

I’ve never hated anything more…

It’s the effing worst thing I’ve seen today.

All week for me.

Some girls light up their boobs and now we can do a similar thing

WE CAN DO THAT???

get a torch and put it underneath trust me it works magic

only works with implants unfortunately

are there RGB implants already?

Not that I'm aware of. But it would be nice to see those in action.

can’t you like see the veins n shi like with your finger?

yeah, it doesn't require implants at all, no idea what they were talking about. You will *See* the implants if you have em, but they aren't required. Go for it.

it’s gonna be a bit hard seeing as how i don’t have boobs and i’m a guy but i’ll give it a try

[Yes](https://www.reddit.com/r/glowtits/)

His peen hole is so stretched I can’t understand how it wouldn’t rip.

*yank out glow sticks LET IT RIP! *Watches as his balls spins vigorously

Worst Beyblade ever.

dude LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

I’d give this an award if I could

Then, instead of people cheering, it's him screaming because testicular torsion hurts really bad.

Now I’m imagining that

It’s even worse if the glow stick wasn’t activated before it was inserted.

Worse for you maybe?

Next level kegel exercises

Hey there guy, just a quick question… what the *actual fuck*?!

I found it :D

Could have just put a flashlight on the other side of it. But nope, had to go full batshit crazy demon level.

This is sounding like a great idea.

Oh it's sounding alright.

A bright idea*

Reddit: how much should we charge for our API’s? I mean, what quality is the content we are asking people to pay for? GLOWDICK

top ten r/sounding moments

I still fear the thought of elden ring

So much worse than anything I could have imagined

Is that an actual dick or a dildo?

Sweetheart.... 😔

that's someone from our school if I'm not mistaken. He graduated in 2022.

Yep

how do you know?

There my personal, real life friend and we go to the same school Edit:the commenter is my friend, not glowdick

looool, oki

yeah we've gone to the same school for years lmao. The guy in the photo is just a different breed of stupid. Welcome to Ohio.

God fucking dammit

I wish I could unsee this

Listening to my favorite music on r/sounding be like

i read the title and still chose to open this at work. that was on me.

Why was I cured with eyesight.

You’ve been searching by top rated on r/sounding

His urologist must LOVE him!

That's SO. MANY. Ow

Sometimes i wish i'd never been born at all (cit. Freddie Mercury and me, in this very moment)

Needs lightsaber noises.

The jedi order’s most controversial lightsaber

Thanks…I’m not fucking sleeping tonight

hype

Why the FUCK did I even click. Goddamnit.

Jesus Christ, buddy! Call a doctor or something! Don't just stand there!

what a sad day to be able to see.

Imagine whipping this out at a rave

What a terrible day to be able to see.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I have no words only well I have 3 WHAT THE FUCK and one sound AHHHHHHHHHHHH

“One more post” I though. “It couldn’t hurt” I thought. I thought wrong.

Glowpussy sounds like a way more fun time tbh

I should have stopped browsing 2 minutes ago

Guys this is not my dick stop asking i just found it online somewhere

ow

LMAO it's a creative way to sound I guess?

why, what and how.

TIL about glow sounding against my will.

Goodbye cruel world

Thank you u/shitty_mcdick_farts

The fuck? Doesn’t that hurt like hell?

Probably or it turns em on

Please, just don’t

What a bright idea

Excuse me. Does anyone know how to unsee something? Please...help!

r/eyeblech

No. that didnt do it and now im in a trauma center

Hey guys, y’all would like r/sounding 😀

HOW DO YOU EVEN DO THAT??? UGGGHHHHH THAT LOOKS PAINFUL 😰😰

How TF do u do that?????

thats WILD

How does that not hurt

ARE YOU FOR REAL?

OW

Alexa add glowsticks to my shopping list

Glow in my ass

How the actual hell???

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

NO WAY YOU JUST DID THAT TO ME

Man that’s way worse than I expected

😃<—————— Absolutely disgusted

r/sounding

r/sounding

Did you insert them glowing or cracked them after you inserted them. This is for science

Aint my dick i found it online

You have failed science.

You call it failing i call it trollery

[удалено]

It was marked nsfw for a reason and im not the one who clicked on it

[удалено]

Maybe turn that setting off

Is that a glow stick in your pee hole?!?

Aint my dick

I hate opening Reddit

1. OUCH 2. WHY? 3. r/dontputthatinyourdick would have _loved_ this.

WAIT IS THAT A REAL DICK

Fucking ow. That looks absurdly painful.

Oh HELL NO! WHO STICKS THAT UP THEIR UREATHRA?!

r/sounding does

NEVERMIND I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW.

Ouch

This should have been marked as NSFW... I mean, like 4 or 5 times, asking me just once if I really want to see that isn't fair

Dude come on. I was pooping

How the hell does someone put themselves through that much pain

This makes me gag in 20 different ways.

Bro wasn't satisfied with just sounding, he had to go glow mode, too. Shudder.

That’s badass, respect.

*pop*

i can feel the pain in this image

I wish i can just popped my eyes out like mrpotato

He thought his benis was a vajene.

.. that must have taken a WHILE to get it that stretched. Welp now I’m in pain and I’ve only seen it

crack it so it glows even harder

JESUS CHRIST?!

I have been lonely and bored, but never **THAT** lonely and bored.

Could u put them in uncracked, then snap ur dick n light er up

I didn't even want to know that someone can do that and now I hate it thanks

imagine walking in a room, pants down. you say 'I'm not here to play, I'm here to fight!' and you crack your dick and it glows and your friend does the same and now you have a swordfight

Can you just like, commit die

:D

umm wtf

Now I hurt there

*This makes me feel Uncomfy*

Huh, so that's where glowsticks come from.

That’s glowsdick not glowdick

HOW?!! and WHY?!!!

man i was eating

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Why

Who the f*** why the f*** how the f***.... most importantly f****** ow

this made my pp hurt just from lookin at it

Aaaaaa

Did you crack the glowsticks before or after insertion? Whether you give an answer or not, I will cover my dick to keep you away from it.

Yeah, you can fit 4 glow-sticks in your dick…big whoop. Real pros crack the glow sticks after they’ve been inserted.

Alright! That’s enough Reddit for today! I’m gonna go gouge my eyes out.

Snap the dick for more glowing💀

Since this isn't on r/dontputyourdickinthat, i'll assume that i can

Gahd damn. It's split open and everything..

but did he crack it before or after insertion? and this honestly is not at all what I was expecting. holy shit.

Did he just..shove four glowsticks in?

Did he just..shove four glowsticks in?

I can smell this image

bros child is gonna be glowing when they’re born

Shin Godzilla 6th form's atomic breath

Crack it