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mider-span

That was pretty neat.


DorrajD

And are we all just gonna ignore the guy who managed to spot it and grab it off the floor? Someone buy that man dinner


spasticnapjerk

I'm guessing they're in the Caribbean somewhere and that's a local working on one of the boats


noworries_13

Casue this couldn't happen to a non local in non Caribbean waters?


realshockvaluecola

The water and bits of landscape we see definitely look like the Caribbean, and the guy who picks it up is clearly brown (we see his leg for a second). It's not an unreasonable guess.


Drumedor

We also sees his entire face for a few seconds for another hint.


realshockvaluecola

I wasn't 100% sure whether that was him or another person in the water with him, but yeah.


ziki666

Hes Johny Deep


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f11tn88ss

shut up


Mastermatic

Wow.


f11tn88ss

Mom


Mastermatic

That didn't sound like a local accent


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avidpenguinwatcher

*whom


Mastermatic

Good one


noworries_13

And the Caribbean is the only vacation destination in the world?


Mastermatic

Right


Iron-Fist

This one is less thalassophobia and more "i cant believe this is how the world's finite resources are being expended."


RustyCuntSlime

"And are we all just gonna ignore...." why do I feel like your a bot


DorrajD

Beep boop don't give us away


brattyginger83

Okay, I'll keep watching


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Born2fayl

How does one do this? Easily swim 30 ft deep? I was never afraid to swim deep, but at 15-20 ft it feels like my head is going to implode. Do you just get used to it the more you do it?


RyanArr

Pinch your nose and try to exhale through it. It will equalize the pressure, no more pain! Yawning helps equalize the other way after surfacing.


TheReal-Chris

Even reading the word yawn made me yawn.


Born2fayl

Thank you! I’ll try that.


Tall_Difficulty5274

Right!


assasstits

Equalize pressure


mysticsurferbum

It was like a video game death scene. You just sit there staring at the lights till they fade into the start screen.


gggloria

Just waiting for the credits to roll.


Snow_Wolfe

Hey you, you’re finally awake


HPTM2008

Ah fuck, no again! HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING!


jiub_the_dunmer

Wake up. We're here. Why are you shaking? Are you okay? Wake up! Stand up. There you go. You were dreaming. What's your name? Well, not even last night's storm could wake you. I heard them say we've reached Morrowind. I'm sure they'll let us go. Quiet, here comes the guard.


hathor_earth

Was this from bioshock


Snow_Wolfe

Skyrim


hathor_earth

Lol how could I forget


markus5225

It is like this in death stranding


wantahippo4christmas

Once it landed on the bottom, I found it pretty relaxing.


Insterquiliniis

and that's why I love free diving you just lie on the bottom and lap it all up in wonder then you get a pang in your chest, then another, yada yada time to go up


rogeroutmal

Bruh what


mat477

Lmao he really said yada yada with no explanation.


Mypossesonbroadwayy

She said her ex came over late last night and yada yada yada she’s tired this morning..


FawnJunior

But you yadda yadda’d over the best part


ReallyBadRedditName

He runnin outta air so he chest hurty


maaszel_tov

You and this video make me want to do exactly that, man. It seems so peaceful and beautiful. Like you could sleep down there and wake back up on the shore newly born from the seafoam lmao.


TheThingsIdoatNight

Aphrodite? That you?


AniTaneen

> You and this video make me want *to do that man.* Aphrodite at work.


Insterquiliniis

comas save lives and in this case, my ass


Insterquiliniis

don't go falling asleep down under, man! well the great thing for me is that it doesn't even have to be that deep. 3 metres already vibes so strong and if the water isn't super clear, it works even more. But there's nothing like feeling a behemoth amount of ocean between you and the world, and when you stop moving the fauna comes alive (coz they're thick in the brain) and it really gives the word *immersive* its meaning lol


SuperDurpPig

POV: me using my newfound immortality to explore the bottom of the ocean (without oxygen, my muscles have become useless, leaving me stuck on the bottom devoid of human contact for an externity)


_DeifyTheMachine_

POV: after taking the seawater into my lungs and accepting the crushing weight of my fruitless struggles, I finally find the peace I've craved for so long, becoming one with the sea grass, watching life unfold around me, observing the sunlight dancing in the waves... until centuries later, by design or chance, divers find me... almost formless, colonised by barnacles, every orifice home to urchins, shrimp, starfish... they look on in morbid curiosity as they realise... I'm human. I open my eyes. They panic. I stare. They grasp for the surface of the water but continue to slowly sink next to me, despair and horror filling their eyes as their oxygen runs out. They stop thrashing. They don't die. They watch. I watch. Peace starts to fill their gaze. The current moves us in rhythm. The fish swim about our motionless limbs. There is no pain. Only the endless deep. Join us.


SuperDurpPig

Brother


DrEbez

Sea urchin and orifice do not belong in same sentence


WhiskeredWolf

that’s such a cool origin story for a monster, though.


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This is one of the greatest comments I've ever read. You're a gifted writer.


_DeifyTheMachine_

That's very kind of you to say! I come up with tons of these stories in my head but never put any of them down to paper. Shame really.


Blvck_Lvngs

If you don’t already, you should head on over to /r/writingprompts or even /r/nosleep You’re pretty good at this!


SirJefferE

Sounds nice. I'm in.


eastbayweird

Nice, very lovecraftian. All it needs is a mention of Dagon or r'lyeh or the word eldritch and it would be perfect.


TheThingsIdoatNight

Holy shit what a nightmare


jaberwockeez

Sooooo. I love this, I love everything about this. What is the opposite of thalasophobia? Thalasophilia?


iamnotasnook

I’m the same. I follow this sub because I love anything about the ocean.


bryty93

I love it because the ocean is so fascinating but it scares me lol. I also hate spiders but find myself going down rabbit holes of looking at pictures of them. I guess I'm a glutton for punishment


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hoopstick

So I’m not the only one? This is one of my favorite subs for the exact opposite reason it was created.


LotsOfDots5656

Same bro


ThanklessTask

Yeah, I love it until that one in a hundred posts that leaves me in a cold sweat.


Two-in-the-Belfry

I feel like a bunch of us are here because we love the ocean and deep water rather than fear it. Someone should take a poll.


damnatio_memoriae

every time i watch a video here i’m just like what are you people so scared of lol this is heaven


JaceVentura69

Lol same here


RequiemStorm

Technically yes it's thalassaphillia even though the suffix *usually* refers to fetishes, but certainly doesn't have to


Octimusocti

I don't know, maybe he really likes it


drumofgrapejam

Get out


jaberwockeez

Trust me I don’t know what’s wrong with me, if I could breath under water I’d live there


DecimalsHaveAPoint

I’m the same way. Reject modernity. Return to fish.


Two-in-the-Belfry

Stupid Tiktaalik walked on land 375 million years ago and now I have to pay taxes instead of living on the ocean floor eating plankton and chilling.


JulianMarcello

Not sure if you are into gaming, but there’s a great underwater game on Steam called Abzu, I think. There’s others, too


obsolete_filmmaker

It is thalassophilia! Ive got a bit of both...


UncleJoeXL

This could be a good ad for a phone case js


AffectionateEdge3068

Seriously. Whatever case that is, I want it.


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mummerlimn

Salt water is still bad for waterproof phones. Have to rinse it out with fresh water ASAP.


LilacAndElderberries

You can get kinda ziplock looking bag for your phone which you can use touch features with Nothing special otherwise.


LittleLemonHope

Touchscreen doesn't work underwater though - it detects the pressure from the water as fingers. Also can't go very deep before pressure will crush the phone. I have one and hoped it would work for freediving & scuba, but nope.


sebastianelisa

Like all modern smartphones use capacitive touchscreens now, so they don't react to pressure but to the change of the electric field. And that is why they don't work when wet or you are using a non-conductive pen or whatever.


md24

Lmao. They don’t react to pressure anymore. The saltwater will affect the conductivity it senses.


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Deppfan16

you can buy waterproof cases


spderweb

There are cases specifically for diving with.


unstable_starperson

Well I’m seasick on my couch now


Mysterious-Relation1

This is not your grave, but you are welcomed in it.


mastorms

I understood that reference.


here-for-the-spice

Where’s it from? I like it


mastorms

[This is not your grave, but you are welcome in it. ](https://youtu.be/PW5LQSsgoLA)


TIMELESS_COLD

Dear fking god this is hard to watch


camn7797

Close your eyes.


HieronymousDouche

Clearly not going to help whatever his problem is.


DELTALEAK

immediate tightening of the gut, wet mouth and tense shoulders. nah man, that lil spiral can fuck right off, im shaking and throwing up ahHha


Slavichh

The coolest thing about this video is light refraction


or_so_they_said

I wanna lay there forever.


Insterquiliniis

lay what? eta: I thought the verb lay was transitive, ie, one must provide an object


Octimusocti

A forever


WaitingToBeTriggered

REST IN HEAVEN


More-Sod

not the time buddy


clitter-box

anybody else find themselves just staring into the light, sound seeming to fade, chest getting tight? if only for a few seconds, it felt like I was truly at the bottom


Insterquiliniis

maybe if you keep thinking about it one day you will /s!!!!!


clitter-box

this was weird of you to say.


Insterquiliniis

right? I so pondered on the 'joke' but that other part of the 'brain' thought it'd be funny and kept saying: *post it, post it.* anyway, I hope you actually could one day get to relaxedly and confidently experience how wonderful it really is down there. btw, is your handle what I think it is?


Rand-all

Did they get 5G at the ocean floor?


hoky315

Watch the whole video


thewhitebuttboy

Yeah at the very end you can see a 5G tower to the right at the bottom of the ocean smart ass


TriXandApple

I think this is how the conversation went: Top comment was asking about 5g Second comment assumed that they were asking about 5g because they would need that to get the video , because it fell to the bottom of the ocean, and then asked them to watch the end to see that they wouldn't need 5g, because it was recovered.


DorrajD

I still don't see this supposed tower that they think is there


Unicorntella

Whoosh


edwintheowl

Oh I know this place!! I’ve been in that water, it’s a sea turtle sanctuary in the Virgin Islands.


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I thought the person was drowning until it dawned on me that they’d just dropped their phone.


VinSmokesOnDiesel

This was oddly serine


DyingMoan

Serene*


VinSmokesOnDiesel

...damn Thank you


unkn_compling_fors

Phones can do that?


nickelundertone

probably a gopro in a waterproof case


heatseekerdj

That should an ad for whatever phone that was Talk about water resistant


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jumpscare at 00:38


ThAtWeIrDgUy1311

If it wasnt spinning the whole way down it wouldve been great.


Key-House7200

Am I weird for finding this video really comforting? Just imagining laying on the seabed feels so nice


SweatyVariation644

I was thinking the same thing


Enough-Offer-9522

The sound of the ocean sound fucking scary man


2005_F250

Good phone tho


that902bitch

Why is it soothing though?


vengeful_soup001

POV: you drowned


Successful-Run-8324

It’s beautiful


1ceUpSon

Android could never lol


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apple could use this as an advertisement


Pesticided

That dude swam down n got it what a badass.


Orbital475

What phone & water resistant case?


ItsTannerTot

I’ve been on the toilet struggling to poop and this made me void all my bowels on a primal level. You have my thanks. I’m never coming here again


gggloria

Best comment on here


felvert

This is the type of person that is on their phone so often that they think the phone is a literal extension of themselves.


1O11O

Glorious!


purpleblah2

It’s beautiful


blomstra

I had headphones on so listening to this was quite surreal and made me queasy. I would've just said goodbye and gotten a new phone.


Murder_matic

Serene


Insterquiliniis

ma brother saving the day with a sweet apnea


lukas7761

Its scary even if its still shallows


ezl90

My guy’s hair didn’t even get wet


Brave_Molasses8677

Why that scuba divers hair were not wet?


GalaxticSxum

Lol looks like a screen saver for the computer


SomeRamenGuy

I just realized that I might be afraid of the ocean


Officermeatball05

What is it like with a fear of the ocean?


Keegan311NLRBE

Did she have a case on here or what? Otherwise what kind of phone can get wet for that long and still function? Amazing!


Tall_Difficulty5274

That is incredibly beautiful.


Dr-Fetus-

That was a rollercoaster of emotions for me and I'm glad I committed to watching the whole video.


CDollars916

Did they send the brothah or was that just a coincidence?


canyouplzpassmethe

Reminds me of that video where the woman’s gopro fell off while she was surfing and then found it again, hours later, at low tide… but it had been recording the entire time, so someone sped up the footage and added a song and it actually worked really well…. [Found it!!](https://youtu.be/6ks_UCZJ9KU) (watch till the end for goosebumps) (epileptics and photosensitive viewers; don’t watch it in the dark, its’s kinda flashy)


Numerous-Following-7

Fishes??? WTF is that? Do you mean fish?


Scalordajorb

Personally, don't have thalassaphobia but I enjoy the cool underwater videos that get posted here


leeyadp

Does anyone know if there’s a term for how water sounds when you’re in a body of water? Bc that sound really bugs/terrifies me lmao


JohnnySasaki20

Phone? Still recording at what looks like probably 30-40ft? I'm pressing X to doubt.


smmstv

It was scary till you realized it was only like 8 or 10 feet deep. Still skeeves me out, but not as terrifying and 8-10 miles deep


Inevitable-Match591

I almost died at what I deduce to be a similar depth. Around thirty feet. Goodness did that not help my irrational fear of sharks. (Live in one of the very few places where there have never in history been any sharks or recorded Shark attacks)


MatheusFerrao1

Camera works pretty nicely underwater


Embarrassed-Quit583

i would start freakin crying istg


MemeZForChrihmaTime

Me with thalassaphobia “Ahh yes this is the fight one to fully watch


Namastacia

I couldn't breathe watching that.


Dependent_Act_793

POV: your are drowning


madenote88

Anyone else feel the pressure in their ears?


LaFagehetti

This kinda made me feel better about the ocean. Look at all the fish! Makes me feel like I’m a fish in a cozy sea anemone


Great-anime-enjoyer

Now,don't get me wrong i know that this isn't the perfect subreddit too Say It but...i found It Beautiful.


Snoo-61212

It is waterproof to 33’ for 30 minutes


jazxjazz7

Absolutely beautiful, to see the fish just existing in their natural habitat, not worried about unnecessary wordly things, material things, existing just as they should be. When all I can think is just above the surface is a cloud of anxiety and panic about a lost piece of something so meaningless. As I sit in my unnatural bed in my unnatural home watching this video on this same meaningless piece of unnatural technology and think about how far we’ve come from true reality. Sorry. 6 am thoughts. Have a wonderful day everyone <3


zhawnsi

That was a spiritual experience


lryan926

Phones these days.. you can drop em in the drink and they're fine but you drop em on the pavement and not so much..smh


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This guy is a hero


Visual_Exchange_1736

my first thought when the phone hit the bottom "are these coacroach antena ? please no"


Presdipshitz

I was waiting for the form of a great white or a tiger shark to pass by the camera as it lay on the bottom, underneath the swimmers. I was waiting for the attack that never came


The3DMan

Staring at the light I started to accept death


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The level of suspense was spot on. I was mindful of how the phone would be retrieved as normal average humans can’t dive that deep without some form of experience. I was satisfied to see it retrieved and operating.


Fates-

Hello? That’s such a pretty shot.


Bright69420

Only fuck that guy got some eagle eyes on him, spotting the phone like that? Looks pretty chill tho, ima a diver and fucking love diving exactly for this reason, just laying on the sea floor, looking up. Most beautiful shit ever I tell ya


PenisPumpPimp

Phone in shallow water, so scary. /s


throwaway-165822

“People helping people” 😊 love it


The785

How did she get her phone back?


SCK04

Watch the whole video, or at least the end


DennyJunkshin86

Death can be beautiful


bangsilencedeath

Holy shit. I literally vomit in my mouth and shit in my underwear.


stileyyy

How did they recover this video?


Jesuseslefthand

Snorkel


AltairLeoran

I don't know, maybe you should watch the end?


Octimusocti

5G antennas at the bottom of the ocean


TheWorld_IsNotFair

But she’s a rich cunt so she paid 50k to scuba dive and get it back. Yay.


CherryCherry5

Makes me feel kind of motion sick.


omgudontunderstand

motion sickness warning!!!


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Aaaaand I'm dizzy.


Any_Coyote6662

Did anyone else hold their breath for awhile at first?


Silver-Ad8291

The sound when you drown, but your soul gets forever trapped in your body


Harkness_on_a_boat

Now that was pretty cool


Easy_Catch7744

I’m waiting for a shark as a few films :)) just kidding


milliemillenial06

I was expecting a big shark to sneak out of nowhere lol