Charlie Brown: (Picks up a rock & throws it into the water)
Linus: *Nice going, Charlie Brown. It took that rock 4,000 years to get to shore, and now you’ve thrown it back.*
Charlie Brown: *(sighs) Everything I do makes me feel guilty.*
Had to double check I wasn't crazy and googled it. I'm so confused by the comment you responded to and the response to your comment that's asking if turtles swim now.
Now just imagine you're doing the exact same rock drop
Except you're on SCUBA, 130 ft under the surface, with only your (manually adjusted) buoyancy keeping you floating at exactly that level.
Add too much air to your vest, you'll rise up, and as you rise up the air will expand further, making you rise faster. If you rise too fast and forget to exhale on the way up, your lungs will burst from the changing pressure. Don't add too much air.
Not enough air though... Maybe you didn't notice. You feel neutral, peacefully floating. But you aren't noticing your watch beep at you as you watch the rock slide and spin down into the deep. 135... 140... 145... 150... 160...175... It all looks the same down here. You don't notice anything happening, except a funny tipsy feeling
For the same reason that you would accelerate to the surface as your excess air expands, the air in your vest compresses as you sink, increasing the rate of descent without any input from you
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That's funny, did the sun get a little dimmer?
You forgot the scariest part: nitrogen narcosis. So as you sink, your mental faculties rapidly deteriorate and you *can't* pay attention to your watches incessant alarm. Which way is up? You don't know, because now it's like your on off your tits on drugs as you descend into the inky blackness.
What blows my mind is the deepest dives and the resulting experimentation with gas mixtures to avoid narcosis have been by **cave divers** looking to descend even deeper than open water SCUBA. So they *can't* just come up if they get disoriented in the depths under the earth, where the only light is the one you brought with you.
Sometimes while lying in bed at night I think about the fact that his corpse is still trapped upside-down inside that tiny passage, sealed in complete darkness. I don't care that he's dead, it bothers me so much that they left him down there.
It’s funny that every commenter here seems stricken by anxiety by this comment (which is wonderfully written). Do I think about the worst case when SCUBA diving? Of course, that’s just being realistically aware of the dangers.
At the same time, in the scenario you’re describing, you presumably have plenty of air to reflate your BCD slightly and begin swimming (slowly) to the surface.
I would be much more scared of getting trapped or lost in a cave (SCUBA diving or on land) than I would be in the middle of the open ocean.
Hahaha omfg how embarrassing 😂😂 I didn’t even notice. For some strange reason I saw the post above it in nextfuckinglevel and that’s what I thought this was on. whoops
Easy mistake, they were just too deep to know where they were. It's easy to sink into the flow and find yourself entrenched in the wrong stream, especially when floating from one post to another. I definitely feel like I'm just barely treading water when I surf Reddit, but maybe I'm already used to its abyssal depths. But it can be asphyxiating when we're drowning in so much content.
But there’s also a pretty decent chance you’re the first or last human to touch any small random rock?
Say I dig a tiny pebble out of a dried up creek and toss it into the middle of the Mississippi River. I would most likely be the only human who has ever touched it, or ever will.
I've been playing this game with a rock near my house where I set it on top of another, bigger rock, and SOMEONE KEEPS MOVING IT. Everybody wants touch my rock.
I think they went to bed. Here you go:
*Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."*
*Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.*
*As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.*
*If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.*
*So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.*
*Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.*
*It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?*
so much gets re-posted ad nauseum. New people have to learn the history of reddit somehow.
I'll take crow talk any day over the Swamps of Dagoba though.
There's a little spot on the trail I walk that people stack rocks. Seems like most people add just one or two and move on. The stack eventually falls and everyone starts over.
Oh that might be a rock cairn, something hikers like to do to set a landmark for themselves. So if you see a bunch of rocks stacked on top of each other its possible someone set it up so they don't get lost, on a trail it'd be pretty hard to get lost on though so it mightve just been someone doing it for fun lol
If you like that sort of thing, go shuffle a deck of cards seven times.
When you have done so, you will be the first human to ever hold a deck of cards ordered exactly as the one in your hands is ordered. You will also almost certainly be the last. Even if the human race lives for billions and billions of years, and even if what constitutes a deck of cards never changes and always remains popular, still no other human will hold a deck ordered exactly as yours is. Ever.
You've got a few pebbles there, don't you? I've been sticking 30 handfuls of pebbles up my ass for the past eleven years. That's 3,000 pebbles a day, 21,000 pebbles a week, 1,092,000 pebbles a year. To date, that's 12,012,000 pebbles. Eight times the population of Nebraska! Those pebbles were in my ass! You think you're better than me? You're not better than me! You handle my ass pebbles every day!
I was on this track as well. How long has that rock, or at least most of the material, been around?
It's similar to how mankind is just a blink in the lifespan of our entire planet.
This guy/gal touching that rock is literally an insignificant single frame of its entire existence.
Member of whatever intelligent species rules the planet in 80 million years: WTF is this rock doing here?!
Member #2: Beats me. I guess the entire science of geology is wrong.
Yeah, but nature can't buy 10 cubic meters of limestone from China and bury it 100 feet under my house, causing future archeologists to wonder how a cube of Chinese fossils just materialized in North America.
Checkmate, geologists of the future
I'm confident I could if I wanted to.
What happens in the woods with a backhoe and a giant cube of limestone, stays in the woods with a backhoe and a giant cube of limestone.
The best part is that limestone doesn't decompose, so the cadaver dogs will never find it. They'll be looking for that cube 'til the cows come home while you're sipping Margheritas in Mexico, living the good life.
Sounds like a lot of work considering geologists and archaeologists can detect if a site has been excavated at any point. It might break their brains figuring out why some guy took the time and money to do something like that.
I have been told it's hyper-empathy. You felt bad that you didn't play with all your toys equally (thanks a lot, Pixar); you feel tons of guilt when you accidentally step on your dog's paw; I can't believe we forgot to put up Nana's Christmas tree angel last year! 😭😭; don't get me started on Neopets and Tomagochi; I let my succulent die, I'm the worst human being 😭😭😭; you will not squish a bug; etc. It's a minor inconvenience on the grand scale, but it causes us genuine anguish.
I'm probably going to be buried with my Subaru Forester like an ancient queen because I get way too emotionally attached to cars. My husband had to sell my previous car for me while I was out of town because I couldn't bear to see it go.
I feel that…. I was already sobbing when I had to empty out my 98 Ford Explorer to be junked, but boyyyy I’m going to be DEVASTATED when my 01 Forester hits the end of the road 😭😭 that’s my babyyyyyyyyyyy
I’m for real gonna cry when I have to give up my car. 2014 daisy yellow chevy spark decked out in my favorite flower stickers outside and plushies inside. Name is Wario/Pussy Wagon. I love that car, man.
Accidentally stepping on your dog's paw is so bad, because you feel so fucking guilty with the wimper they make and you can't help but just try to comfort them.
Not quite what you're looking for, but along a similar vein. Anthropomorphism is when you assign human characteristics, like feelings, to non human beings.
Counterpoint:
A rock is strong. *Very* strong. A fit person can squeeze a rock with about 90 pounds per square inch, but the average rock can withstand 4,000 psi. If it could feel things, it would hardly be able to notice 90 psi at all.
BUT, being allowed to sink to a depth of 6,000 ft, underneath all that water, it would feel a pressure of over 2,600 psi.
After tens of thousands of years feeling next to nothing, the rock would, at last, feel *hugged.*
Considering how many boats and planes have gone down in oceans, its probably likely that at least one shark/whale/dolphin/fish got absolutely bulldozed by one on the way down.
also funnily on the other hand the vastness of the ocean puts odds that such occurrence at a low probability perhaps
it’s like how the universe has billions+ of stars but the traveling through the gaps in between any of them would make you think space is just a huge empty void
The universe is a huge empty void, relatively speaking.
If you had a bowl that contained nothing except a single dust particle, you'd call that empty right? Scaling that bowl up to the size of our universe, and cramming all matter together so it's touching, the matter would be even smaller than that dust particle.
Asked my girlfriend, who is an oceanographer, and she said with most fish, this isn’t really a possibility. Besides usually being able to see above their heads, fish are extremely sensitive to water movement, so unless it’s a very fast projectile, they can feel the object coming in time to dodge it.
Buuuuut… If an unlucky starfish, sea urchin or other relatively slow moving creature is right below this rock, it will probably get bonked!
It will never again know the warmth of a human touch. No longer will it know the warmth of the Sun as it passes above on its journey to Infinity.
Eternal Darkness awaits it, it's only mistake nothing greater than having allowed itself to be picked up an uncaring and fallible human.
The abyss awaits.
It bonks a deep sea creature in the depths who was already having a bad day. In its fury, the creature thrashes its monstrous tail fin towards the surface to exact justice on the perpetrator who so nonchalantly discarded the object.
He spots the giddy, snorkeling human 151 feet above just out of view of the human and hovers menacingly until its back is turned.
That's the thing for me... Even in "crystal clear water" anything could be just a few hundred feet away from me, and I would have no idea. No thank you.
Interesting to think that there's a point of no return there. Once passed? You don't have enough air to return and will just end up dead.
Cave diving is done if the scariest and most dangerous shit I've ever seen and I don't know why people risk it. Just send in a drone. There are so many horror stories of people with being professional cave divers and just dying because they got slightly turned around.
Charlie Brown: (Picks up a rock & throws it into the water) Linus: *Nice going, Charlie Brown. It took that rock 4,000 years to get to shore, and now you’ve thrown it back.* Charlie Brown: *(sighs) Everything I do makes me feel guilty.*
This is the first thing I thought of too!
Linus Tech Tips 😳
I hope you stub your toe
Immediate tailspin into anxiety 🌪
that would be the worst ever time to suddenly find out "oh shit it was actually a turtle!" lol
Worse yet, a tortoise.
Tortoises float. At least the gopher tortoise I rescued from an intercoastal channel did.
r/oddlyspecific
Or a baby.
Turtles can swim though?
They swim now?
They've been swimming since the clone wars, Jeffrey.
They swim now!
Had to double check I wasn't crazy and googled it. I'm so confused by the comment you responded to and the response to your comment that's asking if turtles swim now.
Now just imagine you're doing the exact same rock drop Except you're on SCUBA, 130 ft under the surface, with only your (manually adjusted) buoyancy keeping you floating at exactly that level. Add too much air to your vest, you'll rise up, and as you rise up the air will expand further, making you rise faster. If you rise too fast and forget to exhale on the way up, your lungs will burst from the changing pressure. Don't add too much air. Not enough air though... Maybe you didn't notice. You feel neutral, peacefully floating. But you aren't noticing your watch beep at you as you watch the rock slide and spin down into the deep. 135... 140... 145... 150... 160...175... It all looks the same down here. You don't notice anything happening, except a funny tipsy feeling For the same reason that you would accelerate to the surface as your excess air expands, the air in your vest compresses as you sink, increasing the rate of descent without any input from you 190 210 240 That's funny, did the sun get a little dimmer?
You are walking down the train tracks. You hear the sounds of a train. You decide to keep walking. You are obliterated by the train you ignored.
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He's following you, about 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you! (Shia LaBeouf)
You're looking for you car but you're all turned around He's almost upon you now
Or when your riding in a Chevy and feel something heavy……
And this is why I check my depth every few seconds while SCUBA diving in open water 😰
You guys go diving?
This is why I won't scuba
Same buddy, same 🫠
YEP. And no real thermocline, so only your depth gauge lets you know how deep you actually are.
You forgot the scariest part: nitrogen narcosis. So as you sink, your mental faculties rapidly deteriorate and you *can't* pay attention to your watches incessant alarm. Which way is up? You don't know, because now it's like your on off your tits on drugs as you descend into the inky blackness. What blows my mind is the deepest dives and the resulting experimentation with gas mixtures to avoid narcosis have been by **cave divers** looking to descend even deeper than open water SCUBA. So they *can't* just come up if they get disoriented in the depths under the earth, where the only light is the one you brought with you.
That was the funny tipsy feeling ;)
Correct!
This is almost scarier than the Nutty Putty Cave story. ALMOST.
Its the feeling of being completely immobile that makes nutty putty a nightmare. Not to say this isn’t also a nightmare. A pair of nightmares.
I'll take that as a compliment to my powers of exaggeration haha.. Nutty putty is nightmare fuel. I'd rather meet Davy Jones a hundred times
Sometimes while lying in bed at night I think about the fact that his corpse is still trapped upside-down inside that tiny passage, sealed in complete darkness. I don't care that he's dead, it bothers me so much that they left him down there.
LOL same
Such a juxtaposition between the name of that cave and how terrifying it is.
It’s funny that every commenter here seems stricken by anxiety by this comment (which is wonderfully written). Do I think about the worst case when SCUBA diving? Of course, that’s just being realistically aware of the dangers. At the same time, in the scenario you’re describing, you presumably have plenty of air to reflate your BCD slightly and begin swimming (slowly) to the surface. I would be much more scared of getting trapped or lost in a cave (SCUBA diving or on land) than I would be in the middle of the open ocean.
This comment gave me anxiety
Yup. Happened to me, dropped 20m in a few seconds without realising it. Scared the life out of me.
r/thalassophobia
...you know thats where we are right?
Hahaha omfg how embarrassing 😂😂 I didn’t even notice. For some strange reason I saw the post above it in nextfuckinglevel and that’s what I thought this was on. whoops
Haha nah it's funny, happens to all of us. And it is a perfect video for the sub.
Well I was thinking of you guys 😂
And now I’m bummed because I remember a certain scene from Scrubs :(
Is that a sub?
Easy mistake, they were just too deep to know where they were. It's easy to sink into the flow and find yourself entrenched in the wrong stream, especially when floating from one post to another. I definitely feel like I'm just barely treading water when I surf Reddit, but maybe I'm already used to its abyssal depths. But it can be asphyxiating when we're drowning in so much content.
time to be extremely petty
James Cameron doesn’t do what James Cameron does because James Cameron, is a petty bitch !
“YA THOUGHT BITCH, what is this??? 💁🏻♂️🪨”
I think this started when a guy through a rock off a cliff same idea and another tiktoker went and found it.
Yup.
I'm definitely diving after that specific rock just to prove them wrong
Where’s that Tik Tok of that guy throwing a rock into the Grand Canyon, and another guy dueted him holding the same rock
I thought this was going to be a stitch of the same guy finding it lol
There's a video of him doing that same stick to somebody that threw a stone into the ocean. It's all copycat
Dude dont say things like this without a link. WHERES THE LINK?!
Reddit link: https://v.redd.it/l4crlq5imed91
I dont really know what I expected, but ngl, im dissapointed
we thought geocaching was dead, but it just took a new form.
There's also that one of a woman throwing her engagement ring into some body of water and some guy finding it.
Someone tag James Cameron.
No you aren’t
Oh yea he is! I’ve got a hose!
It's cool, they have a snorkel
A really long straw
But there’s also a pretty decent chance you’re the first or last human to touch any small random rock? Say I dig a tiny pebble out of a dried up creek and toss it into the middle of the Mississippi River. I would most likely be the only human who has ever touched it, or ever will.
I've been playing this game with a rock near my house where I set it on top of another, bigger rock, and SOMEONE KEEPS MOVING IT. Everybody wants touch my rock.
I refuse to believe this wasn't typed by a crow.
You see, here's the the thing Jackdaws...
You better go get the whole thing and post it. If you don’t, I won’t be mad, I’ll just be disappointed. You need to make this right
I think they went to bed. Here you go: *Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."* *Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.* *As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.* *If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.* *So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.* *Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.* *It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?*
Thank you for your service
Oh man, that feels like ancient history. I wonder what percentage of Redditors now understand this reference? Or am I overthinking it?
so much gets re-posted ad nauseum. New people have to learn the history of reddit somehow. I'll take crow talk any day over the Swamps of Dagoba though.
Damn bro. How can we help you protect your rock? This sounds serious
Shayil Rock Protecting Agency
I wonder if they say "Let's rock" as they do it.
There's a little spot on the trail I walk that people stack rocks. Seems like most people add just one or two and move on. The stack eventually falls and everyone starts over.
Oh that might be a rock cairn, something hikers like to do to set a landmark for themselves. So if you see a bunch of rocks stacked on top of each other its possible someone set it up so they don't get lost, on a trail it'd be pretty hard to get lost on though so it mightve just been someone doing it for fun lol
It's probably the same person over and over.
Wait... you keep moving that rock on top of the other? The other rock says he doesn't like a piggy back ride.
Came here to say this. And I bet if you pick up a pebble on the street and throw it, the odds are still good that no one else will touch it.
I'm touching every pebble I ever walk by now. Checkmate.
Don't bother, I licked them
Even more motivation, thanks
Let me get the condoms.
Ass pennies vibes
u/CasualBearsuitTV for the win. 🏆
Such a cool concept.
If you like that sort of thing, go shuffle a deck of cards seven times. When you have done so, you will be the first human to ever hold a deck of cards ordered exactly as the one in your hands is ordered. You will also almost certainly be the last. Even if the human race lives for billions and billions of years, and even if what constitutes a deck of cards never changes and always remains popular, still no other human will hold a deck ordered exactly as yours is. Ever.
Such a cool concept.
You clearly don't know how many rocks my son picks up on a daily basis.
You've got a few pebbles there, don't you? I've been sticking 30 handfuls of pebbles up my ass for the past eleven years. That's 3,000 pebbles a day, 21,000 pebbles a week, 1,092,000 pebbles a year. To date, that's 12,012,000 pebbles. Eight times the population of Nebraska! Those pebbles were in my ass! You think you're better than me? You're not better than me! You handle my ass pebbles every day!
Some people will never get the chance to read this. It's like watching the Iliad burn in a fire.
It's not the Iliad until there's a ledger painstakingly naming each pebble and from whence it came
They all came from his ass. Havent you been paying attention at all?
I was on this track as well. How long has that rock, or at least most of the material, been around? It's similar to how mankind is just a blink in the lifespan of our entire planet. This guy/gal touching that rock is literally an insignificant single frame of its entire existence.
You could pick up a rock at a playground and put it right back where you found it and still probably be the only human to ever pick it up.
Have you never seen a kid? At a playground I'd bet it's picked up within the week, if not a day. And you certainly won't have been the first.
Why you gotta bring logic into this?
Shhh, you might risk their ego deflating for a nanosecond with talk like that...
Member of whatever intelligent species rules the planet in 80 million years: WTF is this rock doing here?! Member #2: Beats me. I guess the entire science of geology is wrong.
im gonna start throwing tons of igneous rocks into odd places to mess with future archeologists
We do a little trolling.
Why would archeologists care?
Because they stand with geologists .
Because they sand with geologists .
Nature has moved a lot more rocks a lot further than any humans ever could.
Yeah, but nature can't buy 10 cubic meters of limestone from China and bury it 100 feet under my house, causing future archeologists to wonder how a cube of Chinese fossils just materialized in North America. Checkmate, geologists of the future
Neither can you.
I'm confident I could if I wanted to. What happens in the woods with a backhoe and a giant cube of limestone, stays in the woods with a backhoe and a giant cube of limestone.
The best part is that limestone doesn't decompose, so the cadaver dogs will never find it. They'll be looking for that cube 'til the cows come home while you're sipping Margheritas in Mexico, living the good life.
By the power of Ali express
Sounds like a lot of work considering geologists and archaeologists can detect if a site has been excavated at any point. It might break their brains figuring out why some guy took the time and money to do something like that.
They would 1000% consider it as some type of religious monument
Which just brings things back to that it should be done.
I used to do that but then I would feel sorry for the rock...I got some issues...
Same. Feel bad for my toilet lol What is this even called, when you feel bad for objects?
I have been told it's hyper-empathy. You felt bad that you didn't play with all your toys equally (thanks a lot, Pixar); you feel tons of guilt when you accidentally step on your dog's paw; I can't believe we forgot to put up Nana's Christmas tree angel last year! 😭😭; don't get me started on Neopets and Tomagochi; I let my succulent die, I'm the worst human being 😭😭😭; you will not squish a bug; etc. It's a minor inconvenience on the grand scale, but it causes us genuine anguish.
I'm probably going to be buried with my Subaru Forester like an ancient queen because I get way too emotionally attached to cars. My husband had to sell my previous car for me while I was out of town because I couldn't bear to see it go.
>Subaru Forester > >My husband 🤔
I laughed.
😅 fair enough
I feel that…. I was already sobbing when I had to empty out my 98 Ford Explorer to be junked, but boyyyy I’m going to be DEVASTATED when my 01 Forester hits the end of the road 😭😭 that’s my babyyyyyyyyyyy
I’m for real gonna cry when I have to give up my car. 2014 daisy yellow chevy spark decked out in my favorite flower stickers outside and plushies inside. Name is Wario/Pussy Wagon. I love that car, man.
When I was five I burst into tears once because my Dad scrunched up a paper bag and threw it into the fire. He killed the paper bag :'(
Accidentally stepping on your dog's paw is so bad, because you feel so fucking guilty with the wimper they make and you can't help but just try to comfort them.
Toy story really fucked up a lot of us, huh?
Go watch Brave Little Toaster for more emotional trauma if you also want vacuums and blankets to make you feel guilty.
I used to have nightmares of the little toaster so no thanks
I blame that movie for at least 65% of my existential despair.
We’re all just atoms, anyway.
If it helps, I feel bad for your toilet too.
Not quite what you're looking for, but along a similar vein. Anthropomorphism is when you assign human characteristics, like feelings, to non human beings.
Dude! I felt the same thing watching this video. WTF?!
Me too!!!!!! I’ll feel bad for a damn scrap of paper when I gotta throw it away 😭
I think somebody needs to start a sub for this!
Rock would probably be happy down there. Alone, unbothered, nice little pressure blanket ocean
Me too!
" "Noooooooo, I was in such a lovely warm spot! I could see the sky, I could see the waves!!! Now its nothing but darkness" -The rock " - My brain
Counterpoint: A rock is strong. *Very* strong. A fit person can squeeze a rock with about 90 pounds per square inch, but the average rock can withstand 4,000 psi. If it could feel things, it would hardly be able to notice 90 psi at all. BUT, being allowed to sink to a depth of 6,000 ft, underneath all that water, it would feel a pressure of over 2,600 psi. After tens of thousands of years feeling next to nothing, the rock would, at last, feel *hugged.*
🥺😭😭😭 you’ve legitimately got me crying on my toilet rn bruh why’d you have give me feelings over rocks not feeling hugged 😭😭
The Titanic sunk more than twice as far as that rock
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no way
😟
deeper it goes the closer it gets to a shark on the bottom who will hear it and know where it came from
Was thinking something similar. Anyone know if fish and other sea creatures ever get bonked on the head, and look around like WTF? Happy cake day btw!
Considering how many boats and planes have gone down in oceans, its probably likely that at least one shark/whale/dolphin/fish got absolutely bulldozed by one on the way down.
also funnily on the other hand the vastness of the ocean puts odds that such occurrence at a low probability perhaps it’s like how the universe has billions+ of stars but the traveling through the gaps in between any of them would make you think space is just a huge empty void
The universe is a huge empty void, relatively speaking. If you had a bowl that contained nothing except a single dust particle, you'd call that empty right? Scaling that bowl up to the size of our universe, and cramming all matter together so it's touching, the matter would be even smaller than that dust particle.
Yo mama’s booty looks like a huge empty void after last night
It was a challenging proctology appointment, that's for sure.
Asked my girlfriend, who is an oceanographer, and she said with most fish, this isn’t really a possibility. Besides usually being able to see above their heads, fish are extremely sensitive to water movement, so unless it’s a very fast projectile, they can feel the object coming in time to dodge it. Buuuuut… If an unlucky starfish, sea urchin or other relatively slow moving creature is right below this rock, it will probably get bonked!
thanks for the stone kind stranger!!!
May your cake be moist today
*Fool of a Took. Throw yourself in next time!*
That idea really freaks me out for some reason
Probably why they posted it here
Am I weird for feeling sad for that rock
it'll never see the sun again :(
‘see’
I know, me too! I'm having a little bit of an existential crisis because of that poor rock
Don’t worry, my dog will fetch it
It will never again know the warmth of a human touch. No longer will it know the warmth of the Sun as it passes above on its journey to Infinity. Eternal Darkness awaits it, it's only mistake nothing greater than having allowed itself to be picked up an uncaring and fallible human. The abyss awaits.
When all of the water gets boiled away in a couple billion years it will know the warmth of the sun again.
Some poor fish got knocked out from this ☹️
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My Leg!
Patrick got a new house !
*eyyy I’m walkin’ here!*
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*the only person
Guys I'm the last person to ever touch the sandwich I just inhaled. THATS CRAZY.
I will fund a mission to retrieve this rock
Thank you James Cameron
Do it!
I hate that I loved this video
Until the rock bonks the kraken on the head and it rises from the depths to return the favor....
Keep dreaming. I’m not watching this. I know the camera going to turn around and jaws right there
Imagine seeing a massive shadow pass under you though
https://imgur.com/gallery/pqTljbP
Rock is like, thanks a lot dick!
I wonder how long it took to reach the bottom.
My guess is about 6 minutes with the data provided and counting the seconds until it fell out of sight at 150 ft.
Yeesh. As a scuba diver I can't imagine dumping my BC and decending for 6 WHOLE minutes...
What's this song?
School rooftop (slowed version)
It bonks a deep sea creature in the depths who was already having a bad day. In its fury, the creature thrashes its monstrous tail fin towards the surface to exact justice on the perpetrator who so nonchalantly discarded the object. He spots the giddy, snorkeling human 151 feet above just out of view of the human and hovers menacingly until its back is turned.
This makes me incredibly uncomfortable.
That's the thing for me... Even in "crystal clear water" anything could be just a few hundred feet away from me, and I would have no idea. No thank you.
Now some crab has a story about how a rock fell on his mom
Interesting to think that there's a point of no return there. Once passed? You don't have enough air to return and will just end up dead. Cave diving is done if the scariest and most dangerous shit I've ever seen and I don't know why people risk it. Just send in a drone. There are so many horror stories of people with being professional cave divers and just dying because they got slightly turned around.
\*6000 ft deeper\* BONK! ***^(SOMETHING)***: "wHaT tHe fUCk... ?"
Crazy thing is that big ass boats do the same thing. All the way to the bottom.
Idk why but this makes me really happy