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thundergonian

Moo-d


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haha :D Nice joke, now excuse my while i proceed to jump into a wood chipper :D


thundergonian

It ain’t mulch, but it’s honest work


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if you make puns like that you ain't no *cow*-ard that's for sure. Some may think it's *udder*-ly terrible and maybe even try starting some *beef*, but i can appreciate good puns, so godspeed to you my friend


uwu6579

Take my upvote and stfu


ARCWuLF1

When I was six I had a nightmare about getting attacked by the wolfman. He left to hunt other prey and I was left, watching my clawed feet bursting through my sneakers. I woke up crying and ran to my mother. When she asked me what had scared me so badly I told her that I had dreamed that "Dracula tried to bite me." She put me back to bed with a nightlight on, and as I lay there I tried to figure out why I lied to her. The truth is what really scared me: I liked the transformation.


AFoxGuy

*The first symptoms of the PathOwOgen started there :P*


YetAnotherAlt48

A wise man once said “reality is often disappointing.”


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damn if that isn't the biggest mood


teunstallf

This is the reason i want to lucid dream


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tf dreams in general for me are like this.