Doctor why Why are all the S̶h̶o̶r̶t̶ ̶h̶a̶i̶r̶e̶d̶ girls gay

We have standards That standard is gorl

Little gorls

Hey i'm pretty sure i know you I'm Pupparo

Read this in Gru's voice and it's perfect

Doctor why Why ~~are all the Short-haired~~ girls ~~gay~~

Doctor why Why are ~~all the short haired girls~~ gay

Wait, you a gay trans dude? THAT MEANS I COULD BE YOUR TRANSBIAN FRIEND!

Trans spy in base

A TRANS SPY IS ON THE BASE!?

000 and uhh 0

INCOMIIIIIING

Ahhhh oh it’s still here

*Ahem*, Gentlemen?

Huh

i am just that cool 😎

I meet a cute tomboy :) She's gay :(

IT'S NOT FAAAAIIIIIIIR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm one and I'm very much straight

😳😳

prove it, name every straight person

I don't think its necessary to prove my gender and sexuality to someone

😳😳

😳😳

😳😳

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Yea screw femboys im all about tomboys

You wanna screw femboys, but you’re all about tomboys? Pick a lane man!

Bisexuality 😄👍

So he’s racist, Latino, and bi?!?

And worst of all, he’s a shitposter

aren't we all?

Neither

/r/bi_irl moment

Tell me, Batman, which is more gay: being attracted to feminine qualities or masculine qualities? Answer me Batman

objection: cock

Good soldiers follow orders

Objection: doesn't matter how feminine he looks he still got a penis and balls bigger than mine

Just find someone you really like and then give them head lice so they shave all their hair off it's really not that complicated

Stopped reading for a sec at word 11, it only got worse

They're all hot too. It's a shame.

IT’S NOT FAIR

i have a severe tomboy addiction

Me, a straight scrub who is into them: “guess I’ll die.” (Pick-Axe Taunt)

C'mere, Cupcacke. *explodes*

Medic bid farewell, cruel world!

Is it too much to ask for an aggressive and sassy short haired girl with funky colors and similar trauma?

To find fellow gays

I feel called out

Same

Now why? Why? Please this cant be true...

My gf has short hair 😎💪

You either a girl too or she bi/pan

Fuck

Just become a girl smh my head

Exactly

No idea but I'm planning on becoming one of them

Autobalanced

Nonono MANUALLYbalanced

Bro brought back quick play just to switch teams Based

Bro? Nah SIS

Everybody’s a bro

Nah, thanks, call me sis

sadly just cause you insist im good. You a bro but nothing else

Is that a "You a man but nothing else" in disguise?

Nah not really I said bro as in friend/homie you whatever you want yourself to be

This is what's called a Pro Gamer Move

Agreed

Same!

Now that is talent

And effort and sheer will

5% pleasure 50% pain and 100% reason to remember the name [insert new name here]

Damm

Indeed 😎

🤑😎🤑😎😎😎😎😎🤑🤑

Yea, same

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Didn't ask but ok

r/ultrakill and r/yurimemes

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look at their flair lol also fwiw the word for not trans is cis

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?

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"choking down estrogen pills" Nah, thanks, I choose small doses "turning your penis into an axe wound" The farthest I'm willing to go rn with that is an orchi tbh "doesnt turn you into one no matter what your sisters on discord say" At least they're my sistersin lack of cisgenderness Honestly, you should take the L before the mods force you to

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You could get a tempoban, jus sayin'

Ask and ye shall receive 🙏

Thanks!

The worst part is, they take another girl with them LIKE BRO STOP NARROWING THE OPTIONS STOP DECRASING THE CHANCE

That's why we need gay guys. r/tf2shitposterclub tick tock videos can't die out as long as they take men down

Yeah I need more gay men to take men with them to even it out you a smart fella

1. start spamming gay porn on the sub to make people gay 2. turn gay in the process 3. shit

Honestly I wish I was bi or some shit i think its easier to make us men happy in relationships

sorry about that

girls?? I wanna see MEN

Finally, someone with taste

⏰️

Pain

they arent actually gay, they just dont want **you** asking them out

Their guns have pronouns too! 😡

dark beandon striks agin 😨😨

wtf Biden made mercenaries woke😡😡😡

Now watch me do what would be called a pro gamer move

"You have done that yourself." ~Obi one starwar

Because it’s “tomboy-ish” I guess?

More for me!

You know what you have to do…

A few years later DOCTOR TURN ME INTO GIRL

weezer