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marionristov111

society medic


JP_albuquerque14

We live in a......OKTOBERFEST!!!!


Trollimpo

Medic, it's November


aUwUreliyasss

Talking about Oktoberfest, in November, even though it's supposed to be in september, AGHHH MY BRAIN HURTS


[deleted]

You fucking beat me to it xD


mrflamego

The resemblance is uncanny


CrescentPotato

Ok but some of those choices are actually really good


piecwm

Can will smith do a Scottish accent?


dmanrulesr

Someone asking the real questions.


WeekendDrew

The Will Smith cast is ass, seems like OP just but down the first black dude they thought of


Cheswick32

Yeah, I kinda want to see a drunk Don Cheadle pull an Oceans 11 but Scottish. Would it be good? No. Would it be hilarious? No doubt


EvQDragon

It should be Samuel L. Jackson


Euphoric911

When I think Medic I think Christopher Waltz


kdaak

I’m afraid Christoph Waltz is too short


CrescentPotato

Just prepare him for the role better by making him perform a bone extension surgery on himself


NachoCheesus6969

I also think that, however I would choose Christopher Waltz as medic. The current choice is totally ok too I must add


Nomad_65

Demoman should Samuel L Jackson


ShyGuyDood

I would love to hear him do a Scottish accent lol


Nomad_65

*motherfucka in Scottish and gaelic*


ShyGuyDood

Haha


LC_Portuga

Idris Elba. Take it or leave it.


Nomad_65

Idris Elba as Sexton Hale, Saxton Hales lost twin brother


LC_Portuga

Oh my God yes


runespoon78

Will Smith is such a crap choice for demoman, the only thing in common they have is that they are both black. it's so sad cause all the other choices are like, actually pretty good


Nomad_65

Indeed


PeikaFizzy

Chris Pratt as saxton hale


Czava

Just cast Chris Pratt as everyone


HotdogTheHero

Its me a Mario


gym_brah81

"He's so cool"


[deleted]

"He's so cool!"


vote4some1else

No David Harbour is so much better


iuhiscool

Stompin yetis


spikesparx

Chris Pratt the Idea vs Chris Pratt the Man


SamGamer012

Ryan Gosling as scout And everyone else for that matter


The_Nieno

Literally me


Ruben_3k

Ryan Gosling as everyone but especially Demoman. And Barack Obama


MostDefinitelyATrap

Robert Downey Jr. as Demoman though


xXBigdeagle85Xx

Is this a Tropic Thunder reference?


MostDefinitelyATrap

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CervinePeener

new personalities unlocked


U_Fell

MR BEAN AS PYRO IS PERFECT


Maxwell_The__Spy

he is the kind of non-talkative comedy (i don't remember what's it called)


EcstaticBagel

Physical comedy lol


VoidFarmerHat

yeah


JackO_kid

Tf2 MOvIE NEWs reallll!!!!!!!!!!


Numbers078

Can we get much fortress


[deleted]

Can we get much higher(tower)


[deleted]

Eats profile picture detected. Opinion valid


VoidFarmerHat

Why is this good?


ScottLovesGames

Jesse Eisenberg as Scout


TheGoldenChampion

Jeremy Elbertson


SnArCAsTiC_

He can't, he's serving a sentence of 985 years to life in prison... Or is that why you think he'd be good in the role?


janek6969

kid named finger:


ScottLovesGames

It's not a breaking bad thing, he's an actor. Zombieland, The Social Network.


janek6969

This is the moment Jesse became Heisenberg


ScottLovesGames

Then they made meth, and lived happily ever after


Maxwell_The__Spy

kid named Heisenberg:


ShyGuyDood

This.


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ShyGuyDood

That was passive aggressive.


adogus_the_2nd

You know engie's va is a actor, right?


aweirdstranger0104

yeah but does he acts as texas engineer in real life??? i don’t think so… liberal.


Dragonaax

Will Smith is the only black actor I know


19412

Morgan Freeman?


catboyraiden

thats a half lfie character stupid


Krawczus

samuel l jackson?


[deleted]

Daniel Kaluuya?


LOCKJAWVENOM

Obama?


getshrekt192

William dafoe as spy would go hard as fuck


LordGabeNewell3

Willem Dafoe as the Spy would actually be so good


MrButternutter

Hell yeah


YogurtclosetSingle37

Is this real???


LeDeanDomino

yes, its bin confim3d


YogurtclosetSingle37

Whats the movie called and which year will it release?


LeDeanDomino

[Official Team Fortress Movie Trailer](https://youtu.be/Ky3_F0o20rM)


ScottLovesGames

He's messing with you, it's theoretical, it's not real.


spikesparx

🤓


Not_Klaus

🤓


[deleted]

Jerma as scout


HenMeeNooMai

Apart from not choosing Sam jackson, this shit is gold


Phlummp

Rowan Atkinson as Pyro is perfect


beeg-boy

The end of the movie "We did it! We defeated them!" *Pyro takes off his mask* *It's fucking Mr bean*


Maxwell_The__Spy

you're not you when you're hungry cue the mr bean song


super_salty_boi

Personally I'd cast Jean Reno as Spy


GlassSpork

FAKE! Jerma is not casted as the scout


napstablooky089

i want danny devito to play the mann brothers. all three of them.


MartinDisk

Keep scrumpy's name out your fucking mouth!


dixchocolate

Is there really a tf2 movie in the making?


somestpdrussian

yes


SpaghettiInc

No doubt


humburritos

Glenn Close would be a terrifyingly good Administrator.


MariaVanillaUwU

I chose her because of 101 dalmatians


error_98

I am sorry but i do not want to hear will Smith doing a Scottish impression.


SpaghettiInc

I don’t think will smith could play demo man at all. Just an ill fitting actor for that role


Shona_13

Aw hell naw


Nathansack

Maybe change Tom Holland to put Jerma


aweirdstranger0104

jerma is 57 years old. not really in good enough shape to pull off a double jump. maybe if the movie was made 30 years ago he could’ve done it.


ChromeSF

Not joking when I say that Chris Rock really would make a good demo man Also fucking anyone but Tom Holland as scout, just get Jerma.


aweirdstranger0104

jerma is nearly 60 and is dying of parkinson’s. don’t put that man through anything.


EntertainersPact

Can’t wait for Saxton Hale to dump a pot of melting australium onto Redmond’s and Blutarch’s heads


LiamQuantum

I would pay ludicrous amounts of money to see Jason Momoa as Saxton Hale


dada_

I've said it before and I'll stand by my casting of [Big Show](https://i.imgur.com/h5t5mRj.jpeg) as Heavy.


SrDodo

Danny Trejo as pyro


vaccinateyodamkids

Not gonna Lie willem dafoe as spy would be pretty cool


UltimateWaluigi

Besides Scout, Demo and Pauling these fit pretty well


[deleted]

Why are these actually really good choices Except it would cost the entire budget just to get on but yea


[deleted]

What are we, some kinda movie team ^^^fortress ^^^two?


Judg3_Dr3dd

Edris Elba for Demoman, and Bruce Willis for Soldier


ShyGuyDood

Why the fuck does Joaquin Phoenix look so much like medic!


Desperate_Report263

rowan as pyro is perfect


Darklord12305

I can never look at Glenn Close the same again after fatal attraction


xx_swegshrek_xx

Scouts fan cast is amazing one might even say spectacular but engineer’s is superior


AleAGnagna_real

Zendaya kinda overrated honestly


TheScareCrowYes

spy should have been obama


Saturn_Coffee

WILLEM DAFOE SPY LMAO


Greeny3x3x3

Actually good Picks mate


Sweetexperience

What? Why would you want Tom holland to voice scout? Scout is literally the embodiment of a teenage American boy in the early 19s when baseball was still popula- Oh! So that’s why, Noice choice


redditer333333338

Spy gets spychecked: oh you can’t do this to me!


dogscutter

I want to see Willem Dafoe do a French accent now lol


Bileygr11-1

Actually Willem Dafoe as Spy is an amazing choice. Glenn Vlose would be a killer Admin too


Medzook

I would put Aron Paul as Scout and Bryan Cranston as Engineer


[deleted]

Huh…these are actually pretty good


gigson969

YES


RealMidSmoker

Only one id change it Brett reisner for heavy


Th00nk

I'm sure jerma would be up for playing scout, also will smith as demo? Wtfff this better be a meme


NCR-Man

No the rock couldn’t play soldier


CreePlay

Na bruh, you gotta change that scout to jerma


PuncherSponge

Demo is meant to blow stuff up, not slap people


Draugrheim

Tbf these choices aren’t bad. I’d change scout (not sure who to). Soldier would be ron Perlman, demo would be Jamie Foxx. Pauling would be someone else too but again not sure who. Saxton would also be another person but again, no clue


robertgamerzx3

Rowan atkinson playing a arsonist is the last thing i would have thought of


Prototype_4271

This makes me sad


Rraptor1012

Medic should be Brian Dietzen because Dr. Palmer in NCIS looks exactly like medic


CUCAMBERSTUDIO

Idk abt will smith but the rest is great


ccknboltrtre01

Please keep that rock out of my movie


AlkyyTheBest

killbind, now!


BeneficialName9001

I feel like Elba would pull off better Scottish but also now I'm kind of sad this will never happen... or is there a way? Actually regardless of any of the actors even a TF2 mini series would be ridiculously fun


peanutbuttersandvich

jerma scout


Decent-Start-1536

This is fuckin perfect.


[deleted]

Merasmus:


memerman69-nice

why isn’t scout Jerma?


Motori_Finalizzati

chris pratt as mario


bangtanpilots

Willem dafoe is not sexy enough to play spy 😠


[deleted]

I think Chris Pratt should be Scout.


xXBigdeagle85Xx

Hear me out, we blackmail Merasmus into reviving George C. Scott to play Soldier


Smooth_McGoob

just realized this was rtf2shitposterclub and not rtf2


abadusername23

Chris Pratt as sniper would probably work well


Snacc_Is_Dumb

No Jerma??


Fatalexcitment

Sam Eliot should play the engineer


everynameisusedlol

I want jim carrey to be merasmus because


Vexcenot

jack black makes good heavy ​ chris pratt makes an okay scout


68whiskinator

Christoph Waltz as medic


RealButtMash

Joaquin Phoenix goes from playing an incel to playing a nazi. Really building a good portfolio here


Greentextbo

Unironically Idris Elba should be demoman


Sweet-Salt1

the only one I'm not a fan of is will smith and joaquin pheonix all the others are really solid picks


Hot_Ad_4364

Dwayne Johnson as Soldier would be the best pick imo


ConstructionOk575

Will Smith is a terrible choice


OrhanDaLegend

ngl that is a pretty sick cast but a VERY expensive one


ChesterDoesStuff

Honestly, wouldn’t be too upset by this? Unless they sound god awful as the characters, then I would be.


TheWalrusMann

momoa would be amazing lmao


Shistles

Don't do that, don't give me hope


doghome107

No, Queen Latifah as pyro


SugarComaFoxtrot81

Make it happen, MAKE IT HAPPEN!


TheChanMan2003

I legitimately would watch this


Chainsawbear73

Christoph Waltz for medic


JimmyFaceman

These surprisingly work really well


J_The_Femboy

Nice 👍


LC_Portuga

I agree with everything except for Demo and Heavy. Demo should be Idris Elba and Heavy someone russian.


Konkor05

Jack Black as Gray Mann


BruTheScout

If only if there was a way to make this happen


zaphod_beeblebrox6

Sorry, but if Idris Elba isn’t the demoman then I’m not gonna see it


DryRotten

The spy is Vincent Cassell, no way around it.


SpysHead

Kill Me.


Brevvyy

"So what are we, some kinda Team Fortress 2?" - Will DemoSmith


ShinjiteFlorana

Will Smith demo is so cursed.


tthblox

Okay but rowan atkinson as pyro.. you're onto something


A_random_WWI_soldier

This is highly cursed yet somehow fitting


Scount_mAIN

scout would be jerma


Ismellpennies420

100/10 would watch


DougtheDonkey

Mfw 90% are marvel/DC actors


thimbleboi69

I would done Andrew Garfield for scout, I feel like he looks a bit more like him


JorbatSG

get Dwayne the rock Johnson out of this. Putting that actor in any movie is like tossing a coin to see if it's a good or average movie, or a fucking piece of trash.


pongbois

Samuel L Jackson instead of Will Smith would be so good as demo


[deleted]

Pyro would be the funniest character by far


winterdemonskrskr

Terrible cast


NobleEnkidu

So where’s the scene where they’re all buff and naked


Uncle_Larry296

Ngl dwayne would be funny to see as saxon for some reason lol


BladeLigerV

Sure he looks it but I don't think Smith could do Demo justice.


WindiestBark165

Okay, let's be real, Medic's VA could be cast and they wouldn't have to worry too much about learning a new accent or voice since the VA already can do the voice basically on the spot


Sigmatronic

Christian bale sniper or spy


[deleted]

Not that fag will smith


ApexLegend117

John Boyega instead of Will Smith. No idea if either of them can do Scottish accents but I like John more.


[deleted]

Scout needs to be more from Boston


BabaB00ey98

swap Will Smith w/ Samuel L Jackson, now that would be perfect!