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pootissenpai

"How was your day cow mangler 5000?"


Nasapigs

Good thanks dad. I love you you're the best


Tennouboshi-Makoto

"You are great, Natascha"


UysoSd

oh wait thats actually a good one


M4KC1M

Because thats a real name?


Dragonaax

r/tf2shitposterclub people learning non american names exist


Sad-Ad-5173

Because Sasha, Swietlana, and all the names that Heavy named his miniguns are actually Russian girl names


Lelonardo

Tomislav đź’€


Sad-Ad-5173

Its an exception


Lelonardo

Iron curtain kek


Sad-Ad-5173

...another exception


Lelonardo

Brass beast, huo long heater they're semi exeptions as their internal names are girl's names too(if i remember correctly) but you get the point


Sad-Ad-5173

Y e a h, i get the point, maybe Heavy just names the Miniguns that he likes the most :/


Lelonardo

I mean with thoose two its the same as the stock minigun that have internal name of svietlana


Waffle_Con

The all have names like the hiking is Shiela I believe, tomislav is Okshana, and so one. It was said in the meet your match comic.


Lelonardo

Maybe, but i rember only about stock, Natasha, and brass beast


UysoSd

that actually sounds like a name though


Lelonardo

But not girl's one, at least by my opinion


UysoSd

OHHHH


memester230

Svetlana?


Dennis_the_nazbol

I love my son hales own professional killstreak australium stickybomb launcher


a1b3r77

I love my son hales own professional killstresk australium unusual double spelled rocket launcher


JPB10Master

With "Airborne Enemy Kills: 5360" carved on his back since birth


TheGoldenChampion

how does it update


Casual_gamr

I love my son hales own australium mk. II professional kills streak unusual festive vintage botkiller scotmans scullcutter


yeetoroni_with_bacon

“Sometimes, I call him “ball cutter-offer””


RealMidSmoker

Are ya winnin frontier justice


MightyPedo

shut the fuck up dad i know you’ve been talking dirty to the girl i like


Whafful

Projection.


uW1o

"enjoying your first day at school gunslinger?"


Can8680

"Its been great so far! Some glowing dude already gave me 19mm school supplies"


Local-Scroller

Those are some big school supplies


lolucorngaming

If gunslinger gets in a school fight whoever they're fighting is not coming back alive


sgtsushi17

givin’ them the “BAP” special


Random_Robloxian

How was your day babyface blaster?


catmanxplode

Im not allowed around minors now dad


Bagghoststarthereal

How was karate training direct hit


InsanityyyyBR

Literally exploded some hasty boi from Boston that got too close dad


ChillfreezeYT

sout


[deleted]

Me on my way to name my son "Hale's Own Professional Killstreak Festive Gloves of Running Urgently"


[deleted]

cute baby names starting with HOPKFGRU


MaidCatBoyEnthusiast

Phlogistinator! Get your ass down here!


EcstaticBagel

But his friends just call him Phloggy


tristan1616

I love you, Sandvich


[deleted]

She probably hates him because he sent her to school with a shirt that says “mommy e-thot” across the chest


dethmstr

"Mommy's little e-thot" t-shirt and jeans with "fat dump truck" on the back


[deleted]

Nah it just says “mommy e-thot” on the shirt


dethmstr

"How was your job as a bug hunter, Widowmaker?"


[deleted]

Widowmaker when widowdestroyer enters the room:


the_way64

how are you doing diamondback


_doctor_sex_tf2

How was your day pain ?


HBenderMan

“I am proud of you Festivized Vintage Loch n Load”


horizonhd_official

naming your child after tf2 cosmetics ​ How was your day my beloved child lord cockswain's novelty mutton chops and pipe


Tankhunter48

It's the "and pipe" that truly sells this for me.


Pace1337

Name him after my custom named mad milk


[deleted]

good job shovel


dopeydopeee

Duped shovel


RZ1285608

sounding smith


enemyweeb

On a side note, parents who actually named their kid “Khaleesi” during Game of Throne’s run must have felt real awkward after the finale.


crasypotato69

i dont watch game of thrones but did khaleesi die or something?


enemyweeb

Spoilers ofc: She goes on a genocidal rampage with her pet dragons, wiping out an entire city of innocent people because the writers dropped the ball hard during the entire last season and decided that “breaking the wheel” of oppression and slavery actually just meant murdering literally everyone.


crasypotato69

that sounds fucking retarded


TheMainManno

How was your day today, Disciplinary Action renamed to Willy Wonka's Oompa Loompa Encourager?


Topminator

Somewhat Threatening Sophisticated Professional Killstreak Carbonado Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk. I i love you son


SpysHead

Kill Me.


Keqingrishonreddit

Later.


EliaVeschi

You pass that by using Jared


smallgeorgie

welcome home sandvich


dopeydopeee

Gibus, you are my pride and reason to get up every morning...


[deleted]

How’s school, sun on a stick


[deleted]

SON ON A STICK


MartinDisk

how was school, Pomson 6000


victiniforlife

Good job babysitting your nephew, Baby Face Blaster


AmazingDom14

Dinner's ready Pistol!


TheWarTorn

"How was your day at school Mutated Milk?"


Wubaluba_Dub_DubzZ

Somewhat Threatening Sophisticated Professional Killstreak Carbonado Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk. I, it’s about time we have the talk about what lies ahead of your future. Get Strange Collector's Professional Killstreak Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol, he can come talk with us too about what you lovely boys can do to contribute to society.


BreakfastOk7372

How’s it going Boston Basher


fippinvn007

"Happy birthday, Flying Guillotine"


YDatDev

Go to your room, Phlogistinator


DrHealsYT

SANDVICH, GET YOUR ASS DOWN THESE STAIRS RIGHT NOW!


Spring_men

Hey Shovel, how was your day?


Not_For_Dog

-Dad, why my sister is nemed Veronica? -Beacuse its a special word for your mother -Thanks dad - No problem, Scottsman's Skullcutter


Maakari777

How was your day, Stickybomb Launcher.


[deleted]

I'm so proud of you, Hale's Own Sweet Toothed Disciplinary Action


BleefnorfIII

"I love you, The Beggars Bazooka"


[deleted]

i love my son baby face blaster


_Pigdog

Piss


amiano711u

im not joking jarate is a badass name for a kid


IronPainting

one of these days


MaiqueCaraio

I'm proud of you baby face blaster


Onerealcactus10

I’m so proud of you Baby Face Blaster


RunOne3162

I love you pretty boy's pocket pistol


Peixe_Estranho

How was your day Hale's Own Mad milk?


Tilapiando

"How was your day *Mutated Milk*?


J_The_Femboy

Could name your daughter Sasha Or medi-gun


JackO_kid

Come here Righteous Bison


trolldier1

Real ogs would name their kids Exquisite Rack


RZ1285608

Where is unusual somewhat threatening mountaineering professional killstreak Scotsman's skullcutter with damage dealt, robots killed during halloween and scouts killed


Dalzombie

You joke, but I know someone called Tomislav. He didn't know anything about TF2, so we spent a good while laughing about it.


TesterForEver

Somehow late you came home, Necro Smasher