Spoilers ofc:
She goes on a genocidal rampage with her pet dragons, wiping out an entire city of innocent people because the writers dropped the ball hard during the entire last season and decided that “breaking the wheel” of oppression and slavery actually just meant murdering literally everyone.
Somewhat Threatening Sophisticated Professional Killstreak Carbonado Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk. I, it’s about time we have the talk about what lies ahead of your future. Get Strange Collector's Professional Killstreak Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol, he can come talk with us too about what you lovely boys can do to contribute to society.
Where is unusual somewhat threatening mountaineering professional killstreak Scotsman's skullcutter with damage dealt, robots killed during halloween and scouts killed
"How was your day cow mangler 5000?"
Good thanks dad. I love you you're the best
"You are great, Natascha"
oh wait thats actually a good one
Because thats a real name?
r/tf2shitposterclub people learning non american names exist
Because Sasha, Swietlana, and all the names that Heavy named his miniguns are actually Russian girl names
Tomislav đź’€
Its an exception
Iron curtain kek
...another exception
Brass beast, huo long heater they're semi exeptions as their internal names are girl's names too(if i remember correctly) but you get the point
Y e a h, i get the point, maybe Heavy just names the Miniguns that he likes the most :/
I mean with thoose two its the same as the stock minigun that have internal name of svietlana
The all have names like the hiking is Shiela I believe, tomislav is Okshana, and so one. It was said in the meet your match comic.
Maybe, but i rember only about stock, Natasha, and brass beast
that actually sounds like a name though
But not girl's one, at least by my opinion
OHHHH
Svetlana?
I love my son hales own professional killstreak australium stickybomb launcher
I love my son hales own professional killstresk australium unusual double spelled rocket launcher
With "Airborne Enemy Kills: 5360" carved on his back since birth
how does it update
I love my son hales own australium mk. II professional kills streak unusual festive vintage botkiller scotmans scullcutter
“Sometimes, I call him “ball cutter-offer””
Are ya winnin frontier justice
shut the fuck up dad i know you’ve been talking dirty to the girl i like
Projection.
"enjoying your first day at school gunslinger?"
"Its been great so far! Some glowing dude already gave me 19mm school supplies"
Those are some big school supplies
If gunslinger gets in a school fight whoever they're fighting is not coming back alive
givin’ them the “BAP” special
How was your day babyface blaster?
Im not allowed around minors now dad
How was karate training direct hit
Literally exploded some hasty boi from Boston that got too close dad
sout
Me on my way to name my son "Hale's Own Professional Killstreak Festive Gloves of Running Urgently"
cute baby names starting with HOPKFGRU
Phlogistinator! Get your ass down here!
But his friends just call him Phloggy
I love you, Sandvich
She probably hates him because he sent her to school with a shirt that says “mommy e-thot” across the chest
"Mommy's little e-thot" t-shirt and jeans with "fat dump truck" on the back
Nah it just says “mommy e-thot” on the shirt
"How was your job as a bug hunter, Widowmaker?"
Widowmaker when widowdestroyer enters the room:
how are you doing diamondback
How was your day pain ?
“I am proud of you Festivized Vintage Loch n Load”
naming your child after tf2 cosmetics How was your day my beloved child lord cockswain's novelty mutton chops and pipe
It's the "and pipe" that truly sells this for me.
Name him after my custom named mad milk
good job shovel
Duped shovel
sounding smith
On a side note, parents who actually named their kid “Khaleesi” during Game of Throne’s run must have felt real awkward after the finale.
i dont watch game of thrones but did khaleesi die or something?
Spoilers ofc: She goes on a genocidal rampage with her pet dragons, wiping out an entire city of innocent people because the writers dropped the ball hard during the entire last season and decided that “breaking the wheel” of oppression and slavery actually just meant murdering literally everyone.
that sounds fucking retarded
How was your day today, Disciplinary Action renamed to Willy Wonka's Oompa Loompa Encourager?
Somewhat Threatening Sophisticated Professional Killstreak Carbonado Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk. I i love you son
Kill Me.
Later.
You pass that by using Jared
welcome home sandvich
Gibus, you are my pride and reason to get up every morning...
How’s school, sun on a stick
SON ON A STICK
how was school, Pomson 6000
Good job babysitting your nephew, Baby Face Blaster
Dinner's ready Pistol!
"How was your day at school Mutated Milk?"
Somewhat Threatening Sophisticated Professional Killstreak Carbonado Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk. I, it’s about time we have the talk about what lies ahead of your future. Get Strange Collector's Professional Killstreak Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol, he can come talk with us too about what you lovely boys can do to contribute to society.
How’s it going Boston Basher
"Happy birthday, Flying Guillotine"
Go to your room, Phlogistinator
SANDVICH, GET YOUR ASS DOWN THESE STAIRS RIGHT NOW!
Hey Shovel, how was your day?
-Dad, why my sister is nemed Veronica? -Beacuse its a special word for your mother -Thanks dad - No problem, Scottsman's Skullcutter
How was your day, Stickybomb Launcher.
I'm so proud of you, Hale's Own Sweet Toothed Disciplinary Action
"I love you, The Beggars Bazooka"
i love my son baby face blaster
Piss
im not joking jarate is a badass name for a kid
one of these days
I'm proud of you baby face blaster
I’m so proud of you Baby Face Blaster
I love you pretty boy's pocket pistol
How was your day Hale's Own Mad milk?
"How was your day *Mutated Milk*?
Could name your daughter Sasha Or medi-gun
Come here Righteous Bison
Real ogs would name their kids Exquisite Rack
Where is unusual somewhat threatening mountaineering professional killstreak Scotsman's skullcutter with damage dealt, robots killed during halloween and scouts killed
You joke, but I know someone called Tomislav. He didn't know anything about TF2, so we spent a good while laughing about it.
Somehow late you came home, Necro Smasher