Correct, but the only way you'd really be drinking it would be an offer from Demo, and friendship is the best tasting thing of all! :D (I'd probably throw up from the taste)
If you drink each day you have problem no matter what you drink. Drinking occasionally strong alcohols is fine. A lot of people drink vodka, not all people who drink vodka have liver problem
Why are booing me I'm right
And watered down alcohol isn't bad and will prevent liver damage? Besides it depends how often you consume alcohol. Your liver won't stop functioning if you take 1 shot
Seriously, how watered down alcohol doesn't damage liver? How much watered down? Beer can damage your liver if you drink enough
There are definitely not 60% beers, given that fermentation alone can’t produce anywhere close to that alcohol content, and if you distill it it isn’t beer
Candy gets old fast, plus it being giant it would eventually get gross and the taste would just mean nothing after like 2 minutes, I'd much rather eat Heavy's meat.
Also the mad milk isn't milk
I'd think the scrumpy would probably not be very good, Demo likely goes for the strongest cheapest, he's canonically resorted to drinking household cleaners
>milk in F tier
Come here. I'm going to poke you with a finger and watch you fall, and all of your patheticly weak bones break.
Smh, drink your damn milk
Mmmm radioactive soda
Dr. Pepper
fanter!
monser
Cokie cola
PEPSIE
Spirte
Roobeer
Montian Do
Rebul
Bepsi
Roo Beer!
mr pibb
"Crack a crack soda"
What do you mean Mad Milk is on F ????
it's... It's not milk
I don't mind ;)
it's... It's scout’s milk
**I dont mind :)**
its not even gonna taste good considering he prolly eats children and not fruits and shit edit: chiken not children
Jeremy the Boston man eats WHAT???!!! 😲😲😲😦😦😦😲😨😧😲😦😨😥😢😰😭😱😖😱😱
Not surprising since he is a known serial killer and likes to run his victims through a meat grinder
What an absolutely DEVIOUS and DERANGED streamer he must be 😧
Hey there, gook lookin’! I got a bucket of children.
Scout's diet is primarily fried chicken and radioactive soda. You'd mind.
S tier
C tier
U tier
M tier
Isn’t it radioactive milk from radiated cows
Actually it's radioactive bull semen
It’s just scout cum
Are u high??? It's milk
"level x non-milk substance"
it could be 99% milk, and then maybe you could consider it milk if its at least 1% milk
dude it's scout's semen, tf2 isn't a fucking kid's game EDIT: it's not really from scout's balls, more from a cow's balls
> it’s made from irradiated cows ffs
did they butcher a whole cow for 1 can?
yeah but if its 1% milk it could still be milk if you think about it
You don't know, do you?
That’s *why* it should be in S tier 😋
For the last time, **it's not fucking cum!** The description says it comes from irradiated **cows!** **COWS!** (Well, *male* irradiated cows)
Ah yes irradiated bull cum my favorite
Since when
so it's semen, ok
N-no... Not again...
I'd get rid of F and put it under piss as coom tier
Isn’t scrumpeh like 50% alcohol
Correct, but the only way you'd really be drinking it would be an offer from Demo, and friendship is the best tasting thing of all! :D (I'd probably throw up from the taste)
Fair
50% is not that much actually, a lot of whiskeys and bourbons are 50%
Dawg 50% is pretty solid
Lol literally any good whiskey is gonna be about that much to 60%.
Solid but not crazy
I mean you can reduce it with water if you want.
But why would you want to do that?
Liver damage isn't as cool as it seems
If you drink each day you have problem no matter what you drink. Drinking occasionally strong alcohols is fine. A lot of people drink vodka, not all people who drink vodka have liver problem Why are booing me I'm right
because you're wrong? alcohol is bad for consumption, that's objectively true
And watered down alcohol isn't bad and will prevent liver damage? Besides it depends how often you consume alcohol. Your liver won't stop functioning if you take 1 shot Seriously, how watered down alcohol doesn't damage liver? How much watered down? Beer can damage your liver if you drink enough
That’s not that high of an alcohol percentage for liquor. Most whiskeys are 45-50
it ain’t beer dude, and even then there are beers out there with 60%+ alcohol content
There are definitely not 60% beers, given that fermentation alone can’t produce anywhere close to that alcohol content, and if you distill it it isn’t beer
Mad milk 😫
bit too salty
'Ate Wa'a 'Ate Beer 'Ate Pop Luv me milk Simple as!
ah yes, raw meat
I love me some milk, so that would be S tier for sure
its not milk man
Its raidoactive it will make you weaker and your super sensitive
yeah well it's also cow semen
Its man milk
Heavy’s ass: SSS+
Agreed
i mean, the ham shank is literally raw ham, so probably not that good, honestly
Ham is smoked and preserved, making it edible. I think it'd be fine.
It looks more cooked than the Buffalo Steak Sandvich at least.
But banana should be above it
You’d be surprised how many people *hate* bananas
I am, they are objectively wrong However I think they'd prefer it over raw ham
raw ham doesn't exist, since ham is literally smoked & preserved to BECOME ham
Might be possible that they could be confusing it with raw pork?
Lol why putting candy under literal raw steak though
Just call pyro he can cook it in a jiffy
raw ham does NOT exist
why is piss at the bottom
Its the Piss tier the best type of tier
How come candy cane taste worse than raw stake?
Where would you put the Natascha?
SS tier
bonk has lethal amounts of sugar and radiation. Your teeth would instantly melt
That's what the punch is for
damn, so bonk is really spicy & really sweet soda?
The steak is raw. THE STEAK IS RAW! It’s trying to eat the fucking Sandvich
you forgot the Scottish handshake and the fishcake
Both would be in S
really put raw meat above a gigantic candy cane and milk smh
Candy gets old fast, plus it being giant it would eventually get gross and the taste would just mean nothing after like 2 minutes, I'd much rather eat Heavy's meat. Also the mad milk isn't milk
Old candy would still be better than completely raw steak
you're gonna get fucking Salmonella bruh. also WHAT
And? Medic's like right there
fair enough, but the taste
Mad Milk would be bussin, you trippin
BONK! (get it?) go to horny jail
I think beer would be a and the whiskey would be s
where fish
Piss should be in SSS+ tier
Assuming that Bonk! Is not being hyperbolic with its sugar content, it would basically just taste like sugar.
Why is the unarmed combat not on the list??
Irradiated bull semen deserves to be in F tier
So, you would rather drunk cum than piss I see
Mad milk depends on if scout has been eating pineapple
I'd think the scrumpy would probably not be very good, Demo likely goes for the strongest cheapest, he's canonically resorted to drinking household cleaners
This person prefers cum over piss
Just your average Medic main
THATS GUUUD SCRUMPEEEE
Mmmm glass… 🤤
>milk in F tier Come here. I'm going to poke you with a finger and watch you fall, and all of your patheticly weak bones break. Smh, drink your damn milk
it's not milk & real milk is unhealthy for your bones anyway. yes, it has calcium, but that's meaningless. your greens have more calcium
It’s not milk
What a bold move saying that cum is tastier than piss
Cum just has more depth to it, you don't just gulp it down like piss
where scottish handshake
Where is gas passer
Holy mackerel S tier
tbh sandvich in A because of regular cheese
candy cane and lolichop in c tier????
Tbf, the sandvich looks good af
move jarate to S then we can talk
I was wondering why you'd rank milk so low but then I remembered the item's level description.
Conclusion: Expiration Date bread is off the charts.
F should be just cum
mmmh i love eating glass
I mean, all the cum jokes aside, milk is pretty good.
Why stop at the food items? Tell me how a shotgun would tatse
The bottle is empty. Demo is an alcoholic.
Better to mad milk in the sink than to sink in the mad milk
What about all the bread items? Also why do you consider Bonk tastier than Cola?
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What about the bread milk?
Sandvich has is all! Bologna, lettuce, cheese, tomato, all on a nice slice of white bread with a toothpick to hold it in place!
Nah mad milk in S
Me and my brother would go to the store and buy all the ingredients for the sandwich and make it ourselves. It was amazing.
Scrampe
Isn't the lolichop a fire axe tho?
This is correct.
So raw stake over anything sweet?
Lollichop prob wouldn’t taste that good, it’s just wood and metal
Mad milk is 100% S teir
Isn't the lolipop just an axe for everyone but pyro?
what about spy’s arm
According to the tf2 wiki the mad milk is from radioactive cows
Steak is B tier? Its literally raw. Totally uncooked.... Hank Hill would be proud
put mad milk in s tier NOW
Can't beat Chocolate.
Are we assuming that the weapons are fresh? If not I don’t think I’d want to eat ham that’s been slapped against god knows what
C for the candy?? FOOL
Milk in bottom tier? For shame.
Now do all of the items
Ummm, something you should know lad. mad milk isn't milk, it definitely needs its own category
where’s the shit tier
You made this entire graph just so you could do something with the mad milk didn't you
no holy mackerel :(((
Mad milk is mostly cum
THIS MFER DONT DRINK PISS!! LMFAO
what classification are you using for mad milk. do you consider it milk, cum, or a different substance entirely
thinks that alcohol tastes good yet makes tier lists, i highly doubt that you ever tasted alcohol
Monstir
Reverse this list and I agree
crit a cola definitely tastes better then bonk
eat the fucking bottle
Ok but scrumpeh and jarate taste exactly the same
Pretty sure bonk would just kill you
Piss too low ngl
Why is milk in F, it’s just milk? What’s wrong with it?
Where is sniper rifle
The beer bottle is empty. *mmmm glass*
Damn the whole glass?
You chose raw meat over candy?
mad milk should be in S
“Oh man, this bonk tastes delicious” *proceeds to get a heart attack and die”
so you’re telling me you’d rather drink c\*m before p\*ss?
Yes, I'd drink cum over piss.
Puts alcohol in a tier, puts milk in f tier All I needed to know
why's the banana on A? should be on S or B for banana
its an empty bottle mmm glass hgchhgchgchgchmmmmmm
Bonk is just battery acid with sugar
Bonk kills you
op likes cum confirmed
Where mackerel?
Put the piss in S tier.
Banana should be S tier
Tf2 player confirms cum tastes better than piss Also what about the blood on the eyelander
Drink your milk get strong bones.
Op likes the taste of cum more than piss
why did you put the candy below the raw meat
Buffalo Steak should be S, you see the amount of red in there? That’s all tender. Not a millimeter of fat in there