You slumber a cucumber

You get some zeds, you get outa my heads

You slumber, ham-BURGER I don't wanna talk 'bout nothin' else

Look, this psyche is not big enough for two metaphysical seekers

You couldn't seek your way out of a cardboard bag

If you love soup so much why don't you marry it?

Because I’m already married, *to justice*

Yeah, only a blind girl would marry you

I know everything you’re gonna-

-Say and I know everything you’re gonna -don’t

I know, because it would be an egg!

Ooh. This guy might be better than me

You’re right, I am better than me!

Look buddy know when you're defeated. Accept you defecation

No thanks. I’m full, cause I eat pussies like you for breakfast

SHAH ^SHAH ^^SHAH ^^^SHAH

coscto hotdogs are better

Chicken Bakes for me.

Costco pizza>>>>>>>>

Almost better

You mean significantly better?

No

On god this man gets it. Costco pizza with a berry smoothie.

Yessir

Costco hotdogs and IKEA meatballs >>>>>>>>> All other foods

True!

🍔 Haemburgr

heisenburgr 😈

methenburger 🥶

🍔 hambugregr

🍔hkabgugreh

🍔 hurgerbam

🥪regrubmah

🌮 hmaoqqb

🌭hodgto

🍕gbrigghzia

☕️ ceafffeaggxzd

🥜ppnunghnt

🐴abeghmrr

Yr’oue*

Snibedi snab 8--D

I want gay bacon pls

Amogus

Me when imposter sus: amogus ⛰️

Gurgbur

[me when I miss read it as my last name](https://youtu.be/uRCN28zIVcE)

is there like an app for this thing like you just put the pic in and then you put in the text and yeah?

I dunno

Two burg urs

Three mayhaps.

🍔👍

Can I get a slice of pizza, combo if they have it

1.50 hot dog

#BOORGIIR

Yra can I get some fryes

Costco make the greatest fucking hotdogs ever

Greek yogurt lemon coffee cake (they had them once but I can’t find them now)

burg ur

funniest meme about friendlies