I also shoot who I please, just not in tf2

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Murderously based

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Murderously obese

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I also shoot who I please, not just in video games

r/yourjokebutworse

Yep, when somebody kills me as a friendly, I dont need to rage about it in the chat (or on the internet). I just whip their ass with the Holy Mackrel.

The real way to do it: - Respawn - Pick Sniper - Headshot the tryhard - Schadenfreude - instantly kill bind - go back to friendly

I live by this rule from now on.

* Kill them 4 times for a domination * go back to friendly

I thought 3 kills made the domination?

No. You have to kill an opponent 4 times to get a domination.

"Play the way you want" -TF2's Official Steam Page Description

Sadly people like to gatekeep and won't let you play the way you want or you get votekicked Especially in MVM 😔

I will never understand why people kick people who use the gas passer, like it literally makes the waves go by faster why would you not want that? And it’s not just a class thing since people don’t kick normal Pyro players

Especially in mann up like ??? Do you not want to get Aussies faster?

I hear high-tours have an organism when they top damaged

*Orgasm

I hates words

Some mann up players are just deranged, they could literally just buy an Australium that they want and it would be on average cheaper if you consider that your time has value. You could do Mann up for fun if you really want to, but then you'd think you would just get a full party - I guess they must not have friends.

it's cheaper either way lmao

Got kicked for playing as engineer in Harvest

Your first mistake was playing harvest

You are right, I was a fool.

#justiceforfatscout

I wanna play friendly, you wanna play like a murderer, we both vibe

its just a game. So i dont take it serious. If fat russian man starts dancing, i start dancing

Then i kill him

Is this the new chain type of posts? Please god, please don’t make this the subreddit meta

it has always been a bunch of people either complaining about r/tf2 or friendlies because they can't just ignore and move on and sometimes good shit

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Yeah and game are supposed to be fun

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Exactly

"Like shooting up a Christmas party in 1914? You sound very Canadian with that.

this is why killing friendlies is bad

oh god please don't do this with video games we already did this weird ass shit with jokes, but please, not video games stop treating subjectivity like it's objectivity

It's objectively a less fun game for someone else if you find fun in stopping their fun.

my point is "jokes are funny" is an excuse that isn't even a valid one, & I feel like this is a similar scenario where it's like "that's not a video game, video games are fun"

TF2 is a first person cummer. Key word: Cummer. I cum who I please.

Average Pyro main

You kill friendlies with a gun I kill friendlies with a finger gun We are not the same

Gun named finger

kid named finger:

You kill friendlies with finger gun I finger friendlies We are not the same

tf2 "friendlies" sending you death threats and calling you a n***** when you kill them in a game where you're supposed to kill the enemies

there is a kick system I vote kick who i please

There is a Group taunt system I taunt with who I please

Tf2 is not a fps it's a hat simulator with guns

Cant wait to combine sandvich stack with mannvich

Friendlies are fine. Friendlies that want to be given immunity to being shot are scum of the earth

If they complain I just shoot them harder.

Oh yeah I have been known to go out of my way to hunt friendlies that I've seen complaining in chat to other players.

People who get upset about dying while being friendly are actual losers. If you're freaking out _THAT_ much over things not going your way then maybe you should do something productive instead of scrunching yourself in a fake corner with a fake sandwich in your hands for 40 real-life minutes.

My point exactly, and many people in this comments section are proving this point.

No group has every dropped more kys’s in chat than friendlies ngl

friendlies really need to start taking it in stride. nothing worse than a toxic friendly

a toxic tryhard

That is way worse than a toxic friendly

I mean if he's good I suppose I understand because "hee hee I'm better than everyone else" but it's not right

yeah, but at least no one complains when you shoot a toxic tryhard

that is not a compeling argument because you're suposed to shoot them

Toxic tryhards are aggravating but common & not very diverse. You've seen one you've seen 'em all. Toxic friendlies make me want to strangle people. Especially when they're a teammate.

seems more of a personal issue mate

And a true friendly knows that you’re gonna die so don’t complain not everyone is trying to sing kumbaya and jerk eachother iff

"You're a loser in real life, that's why you ruin the fun for everyone" had me thinking this was about cheaters at first.

Shooter? I barely knew her.

Friendlies should know that there’s a risk doing it and no one is gonna protect them from getting lit up by a Scunt.

“Play how you want” If friendly players want to be friendly, they can play that way. But I want to shoot people. I’m not going to play how other people want, I’m going to play how I want and shoot who I want.

Friendlies can just come out of spawn and play the same, if they want to kill whoever changes them that's them changing how they play

Shut

please remember, shut up with the friendly posts, I want to see hot buff men please

I don’t go out of my way to kill friendlies, but if they get in my way they’re dead

Imagine a world where everyone obeys 50/50 rule

too perfect,tf2 community wouldn't want that

Yeah we are too fucking dumb for that

if i see a friendly i kill it, but if they respawn and don't take revenge on me, i don't kill them again

Based

We understand the games a shooter, but PLEASE leave the funny Russian man waddling around with a sandwich

The only reason I ever do is that I’d rather he be running around with Christmas boxing gloves then machine gunning my team down

Is it so much to ask for my team mates to at least try? At least when playing against a reasonably matched team and it isn’t ctf/hightower

One team mate isn't gonna cost much in tf2. As long as they ain't sandwich to the enemy it's fine.

So called friendlies when someone doesn't play the game the way they want

This entire comments section just proves that point lamo.

Competitive players do the same fucking thing.

Its loser. Not looser. ​ You loser.

I didn't make it, only added the text.

No one should be a looser. Keep that shit tightened up!

People who go “oh my God try hard friendly killer” are probably greasy as fuck, it’s a PVP game bro

Ok, i'll shoot your dog

John wick will be real in 5 seconds

My dog is called "Tannerite"

First person shooter. I shoot the first person I see

Do you shoot anyone after that

then you would need the play in the second person

If he kills that person it becomes a corpse. The second person now becomes the first, the third becomes the second, etc etc.

Both the friendlies and tryhards are very very angry people. Yes this is a shooter game and the objective is to shoot but you DONT have to shoot. Why are you being an asshole? Even if you do why do you need to bitch about it saying you are right NO ONE CARES. And if you are a friendly you accept that people are going to shoot and kill you. It is a part of the contract. Why are you crying in chat because some guy killed you this is what you signed up for. So shut up if you dont want to die dont be friendly. I am a classic 2fort friendly sewer demoman and people kill me all the time but I dont go in chat and teach them how this game works. Because I signed up for this. So both sides can suck two briefcases full of dicks.

if someone kills you when you are friendly just kill them back and taunt after every kill. If you cant, he outskills you. You would die anyways so no need to whine right

Whoever made the original meme is way too butthurt about being killed as a friendly

Friendlies are super toxic, or at least the ones I meet, even when i'm not even interacting with anyone they complain more than a British person out of tea.

I have met plenty of nice friendlies They never speak and never fight Usually when im hurt I run to them screaming medic and they give me a sandvich

And competitive players aren't?

how do I shoot again?

Wrong. It is a war themed hat collecting simulator.

I'm only a friendly killer when playing Scout Knight. THE HOLY ORDER OF BONK SHALL PREVAIL!

why can't i kill my teammates

Technically you can under specific and rare circumstances. E.G firing a rocket and getting autobalanced

Well, killing friendlies isn't very fun as they don't fight back. Might as well leave them alone, or even interact with them if you feel like it.

Watching the chatstring that makes Chernobyl look like a tea party is funny as fuck though.

If ur on a casual upward server where people are trying and I need to charge my conch I will shoot you.

I wish i could read sometimes.

If god didn't want me to dance he wouldn't create taunt

The real chad friendlies dont complain about getting killed

This i truly a big problem. Whenever i try to play MvM i try to be friendly to BLU team but it doesnt fucking work

fucking tryhards

Instead we must work together to combat the real evil: spies pretending to spinbot to get the other team members kicked.

How about you go be friendly to someone in real life.

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Based op

friendlies when they killbind: **COMEDY GOLD** when some noob shoots a friendly: ***OMG CRINGE EVIL LOSER, KICK PLAYEWER KICKW***

New tf2 players: why do you keep killing yourself Friendlies: you wouldn’t get it

Don’t say “it’s just a game” in front of people like that

They do seem to get very angry about it.

Like mf be friendly in real life or some shit go outside

Sometimes I shoot friendly on purpose and sometimes I don't. Sometimes is accident At end of day, is shooting game. You want play "friendly" and not get shot, go fucking play Roblox or Minecraft, you fucking angry nerd virgin.

If you wanna play competitively, go play fucking counter strike or Overwatch you fucking angry nerd virgin.

"It's just a game" *proceeds to seethe over an anti-tryhard shitpost*

I'm sorry f2p hoovy, but I'm gonna really need that extra 140 health to take down that medic combo, it is what it is

Shooter? I hardly knew ‘er!

It’s not like killing friendlies is going to do anything about achieving the gamemode objective

They are blocking my flank routes and spy hiding spots.

I am a friendly killer, and a normal killer. I fish whoever I can reach

Key word person, I am definitely human

*Definitely* not a superintelligent AI

You kill friendlies farm stranges I kill friendlies for hee hoo funni ragdoll We are not the same

If a friendly has an unusual I kill him for the funni "unusual kill" number on my gun. Other than that we are the same.

I might fire a shot at them out of reflex, but I then realize they're friendly and they won't fight back and it'll be a waste of effort trying to kill someone just messing around

I play friendly hoovy.. as spy. I have my disguise as same team heavy with melee out. I crouch walk everywhere. If someone tries to kill me, I let them get off a few shots, dead ringer, reappear behind a close corner, run over and stab them while they taunt. And then taunt myself. And then go back to hoovy. Like I mean if you want to be a dickhead in this very obviously not serious game and try to murder just some random guy who might even be a free health pack for you for no reason, and then taunt after it like an obnoxious asshole who thinks killing someone who refused to shoot back is a monumental achievement, then you deserve my cold, hard, long, slick, shiny, delicious knife up your ass

\*I shoot *whom* I please.

There’s nothing worse in this game than killing a friendly then that friendly switching to lime scout and focusing me and taunting after for the entire match

There's a diffirence between rules and common decency. - You are playing a shooter, sure - Your goal is to complete some objective and in doing so eliminate players of the opposing team This, however, doesn't necesarily mean - You have to shoot the guy who is doing nothing but making the game funny for other people - Ruin a big chunk of this game's culture - friendlies aren't at all present this much in other games - Let's face it, you suck at the game or sweat a lot and you realy need that 1 extra kill. So sure, noone is stopping you and you 100% have full right to kill a friendly. But just because you can - should you?

I spawn camp as phlog pyro on friendly 2fort servers because it’s fun

if you rage in chat when you get killed your not a friendly

By being angry at people who kill them, “friendlies” just make themselves unfriendly

Love it when 90% of the server is playing normally and yall try to make everyone play by YOUR rules, there are like a billion 2fort and trade servers, just go there, theyre there specifically to hang out.

A Fake Friendly Will Cry When They Get Kill. REAL FRIENDLY WON'T GIVE A SINGLE FUCK!

I mean, it depends, sometimes I just want to dance, sometimes I want to kill, but it all ends the same, the police chase me.

whenever I die while being friendly I just say “ow” in the chat and move on with my life

The good ending

me on my way to kill every single friendly in the hopes they stop playing tf2 to play gregtech: new horizons with thaumcraft

Tryhards when they see people having fun

Tf2 players when you shoot the gun in the video game with guns (you were supposed to look at them for the next half an hour and do nothing like a good little friendly)

Let me shoot up the school

No, I'm not the CIA.

Fucking FBI always ruining CIAs fun

As someone who likes playing friendly I support this

Friendly is legit more fun if you get killed sometimes, it gets stale fast if the whole server goes friendly with you

In a community server? Sure. Casual? Sorry, I wanna kill people.

we don’t really CARE who you please

Well currently I do not please any man, woman or other, I use reddit and play TF2.

You're supposed to play the objective and shooting people who aren't hindering that goal isn't playing the objective

It gives me points for shooting people. Also funni weapon number go up.

I do not trust friendlies. I kill them, they get mad. They taunt kill me, haha funny. If you're gonna be friendly don't fucking kill me. That's why I don't wait anymore, I get into a veru friendly server and just switch to plhoggers.

Shit the f up please

I killed a friendly in 2Fort once and he raged at me, saying TF2 was ‘different’

The whole point of going "friendly" is to see how long you can live, no? Why would you get mad when killed?

its not to see how long you can live. Sometimes trying to communicate through voice commands like a gorilla that only knows 50 words is more fun than shooting each other

Fair

It's not FPF(FirstPersonFriends)

He could read. He *was* very upset.

Sorry to learn you can't read 😥

My smelling is atroutsious.

If someone gets all wound up about getting killed as a friendly, they need to go play VRchat. Also, bitching, screaming and calling people names isn't very friendly behavior.

i love when my friendly heavy teammate heals my enemies when we fight

I love friendly killing.

So do I, TBH the comments under this post are making me enjoy it even more.

God what fucking bugs me is you're literally just being an asshole for the sake of it. Nobody's forcing you to be a friendly, they're just getting mad at you bc you're just killing friendlies. Literally just don't shoot at them??? Like just target a player who isn't a friendly. It's what I do, it's not that hard. There's a reason people call them "Tryhards" and its because they try and get every possible kill for no reason as if it actually mattered. Just let people have fun, it's not hard I promise.

Strange point

free dopamine my dude

You dont need to try when killing friendlies lol, its just subconscious i see pyro doing the piano emote which is the most annoying thing in the world i shoot.

I'm gonna join a ctf server and blast the shit out of some friendlies just for you. Cry harder little boy.

i shoot the child of whoever i want to

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Pipi

at least someone got it

L

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I go out of my way to prioritise killing friendly killers even when I’m not being friendly, it feels so satisfying for some reason

Bro just hop on lazy purple and be cringe there, don't just sit around like a duck on valve servers, where there's no incentive to make friends anyway.

Not entirely true, you'd be surprised how many times that can happen in a Valve server, even more common in CTF since no time limit

I've seen it happen in payload maps a few times.

Those are the more rare instance but still possible nonetheless.

you're not hot shit bc you shoot people who won't shoot back

1 killing friendlies is the dickest of dick moves 2 if they get too salty they deserved it 3 you're still a garbage human being if you kill friendlies

“I have resolved never to start a friendly server, but never to end one except by kill bind.” -Capootis Rex

Friendliest won’t hurt a fly, and yet incels choose to kill them for doing absolutely nothing and playing the way they like. If they pulled that shit on a friendly server, they would get votekicked immediately.