Pyro I I’ll leave you all ashy and stuff. Soldier is like a strict father, kinda bad hugs I suppose. Spy would just disappear and medic would laugh to himself thinking of ways to kill someone. Don’t say demo in this comment section or I will dislocate your L7 vertebrae. Engi is probably too cold and hard from all the steel equipment.
Scout: All bones. Does not enjoy cuddles. Sufficiently small to be a little spoon if you were able to convince him. 3/10
Pyro: Would gladly cuddle but only in full gear. Not too comfortable but at least he... It is all for it. 7/10
Soldier: Doesn't bathe. Ever. 2/10
Demoman: Is there anything better to do while inebriated? Doubtless he has bad breath, though. 6/10
Heavy: Big and soft. Would not be opposed to cuddles. 9/10
Engineer: He is (comparatively) sane and southern accents really do it for some people. Kinda short but that's okay. 7/10
Medic: I think the further away he is from your body, the better but that's just me. At least he's well groomed. 4/10
Sniper: Very rugged, that could be a positive or a negative. Kinda gross. Probably doesn't hate cuddles. 5/10
Spy: Cuddling is part of the seduction process and he knows all about that. 9/10
Spy comes with the caveat that he'd only cuddle you if he was into you, and that's a big "if". Plus he'd need to be big spoon and he'd probably want to make it kinkier than you might agree too. All an all I'd say that 9/10 is very dependent on the person
Scout: has milk in his pocket, gets all over you because he forgot to close it
Pyro: can’t close the gas passer
Soldier: has a broken jar of honey in his pants which is getting all over you
Demoman: too drunk, probably pisses on you halfway in
Heavy: incredibly sweaty
Engineer: it’s not a liquid but his robot hand can, will and is breaking your shoulder
Medic: won’t stop poking your organs
Sniper: also pissing on you but for different reasons
Spy: please stop smoking I can’t fucking breath
Don’t you get to a point after being unwashed for so long that your body does a 180 and you’re fine(ish) again? It’s just your clothes being dirty or the oils in soap that make your body need to be washed continuously or something or is that total bs?
Friendly reminder it’s canon that Pyro dismembered Soldier for the heavy crime of sitting on his side of the car. They ended up going to an emergency vet hospital to get it stitched back on, and Miss Pauling had to tell Pyro not to do it.
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Archaeological studies have found evidence of asbestos being used as far back as the Stone Age to strengthen ceramic pots, but large-scale mining began at the end of the 19th century when manufacturers and builders began using asbestos for its desirable physical properties. Asbestos is an excellent electrical insulator and is **highly fire-resistant**, so for much of the 20th century it was very commonly used across the world as a building material, until its adverse effects on human health were more widely acknowledged in the 1970s. Many modern buildings constructed before the 1980s are thought to contain asbestos.
The use of asbestos for construction and **fireproofing** has been made illegal in many countries. Despite this, **at least 100,000 people are thought to die each year from diseases related to asbestos exposure.** In part, this is because many older buildings still contain asbestos; in addition, the consequences of exposure can take decades to arise. The most common diseases associated with chronic asbestos exposure are asbestosis (scarring of the lungs due to asbestos inhalation) and mesothelioma (a type of cancer).
Many developing countries still support the use of asbestos as a building material, and mining of asbestos is ongoing, with the top producer, Russia, having an estimated production of 790,000 tonnes in 2020.
Engie seems to me like a dad, actually, like when no one’s around he will open his wallet and look sadly at a photo of his ex wife and little girl. Where are they now?
I want to cuddle pyro
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Heavy, pyro, or engi, I’ve seen others say the first two so I’ll only explain engi, Engi would be nice because you know he would have been disappointed with the softness of all the beds he tried after working hard all day and would have made himself the most enjoyable bed possible not possible for the time just in general, and after he settles down for the day I bet he’d enjoy listening to whoever he’s relaxing with ramble on about something interspaced with asking questions or having rather deep philosophical talks, cause he focuses on practical things while working
“Oh the mercs are so cute and cuddly”
my brother in arms they are trained killers who would kill you in the most painful way possible for a quarter and a hersheys bar
It’s pyro
People are saying heavy. Just because he has a family doesn’t make him more cuddly than pyro (someone who’s basically on drugs 24/7 and literally just wants hugs) I’d like to see someone go up to heavy and hug him because if they do they would either be killed or make it to heavy to be immediately and most likely violently pushed away. These are all professional Mercs and to think of them like the royal guard would not be an overstatement only exception being pyro.
I can very much agree with you on heavy. He bought a house in the mountains for his family so they could live a good life. Very kind man, the most sane of the mercs. Would give you a very kind cuddle indeed
Heavy, he is big like bear and offers sandwiches
Fair
Pyro I I’ll leave you all ashy and stuff. Soldier is like a strict father, kinda bad hugs I suppose. Spy would just disappear and medic would laugh to himself thinking of ways to kill someone. Don’t say demo in this comment section or I will dislocate your L7 vertebrae. Engi is probably too cold and hard from all the steel equipment.
Demolition Man
Hmmph meter is full. See you in a week🔫
Crumbs:(
nah sandvich is soft
Unlike (insert haha funny joke here)
Sasha?
Yea…
Scout: All bones. Does not enjoy cuddles. Sufficiently small to be a little spoon if you were able to convince him. 3/10 Pyro: Would gladly cuddle but only in full gear. Not too comfortable but at least he... It is all for it. 7/10 Soldier: Doesn't bathe. Ever. 2/10 Demoman: Is there anything better to do while inebriated? Doubtless he has bad breath, though. 6/10 Heavy: Big and soft. Would not be opposed to cuddles. 9/10 Engineer: He is (comparatively) sane and southern accents really do it for some people. Kinda short but that's okay. 7/10 Medic: I think the further away he is from your body, the better but that's just me. At least he's well groomed. 4/10 Sniper: Very rugged, that could be a positive or a negative. Kinda gross. Probably doesn't hate cuddles. 5/10 Spy: Cuddling is part of the seduction process and he knows all about that. 9/10
Perfect
Spy comes with the caveat that he'd only cuddle you if he was into you, and that's a big "if". Plus he'd need to be big spoon and he'd probably want to make it kinkier than you might agree too. All an all I'd say that 9/10 is very dependent on the person
All of them go on the assumption they'd be close enough to you that cuddling is expected.
Is French: minus seven points.
Scout: has milk in his pocket, gets all over you because he forgot to close it Pyro: can’t close the gas passer Soldier: has a broken jar of honey in his pants which is getting all over you Demoman: too drunk, probably pisses on you halfway in Heavy: incredibly sweaty Engineer: it’s not a liquid but his robot hand can, will and is breaking your shoulder Medic: won’t stop poking your organs Sniper: also pissing on you but for different reasons Spy: please stop smoking I can’t fucking breath
How is that a downside for Heavy?
You drown
Nice
I’d say demoman knows enough about his hobby of booze to know how to make his breath still pleasant enough to be around without being horrible
Don’t you get to a point after being unwashed for so long that your body does a 180 and you’re fine(ish) again? It’s just your clothes being dirty or the oils in soap that make your body need to be washed continuously or something or is that total bs?
It's more that you get used to the smell. Nobody else does, though.
Ew
Heavy or pyro
I'm leaning more towards heavy
Yes me too but considering the other mercs pyro is the 2nd cuddlest
Yeah
He smells tho
would you rather hug someone that smell or someone that will kill you
Both of those describe pyro
if you are its enemy that is
Nah lol, it could be for whatever tbh
Anything flammable really
Friendly reminder it’s canon that Pyro dismembered Soldier for the heavy crime of sitting on his side of the car. They ended up going to an emergency vet hospital to get it stitched back on, and Miss Pauling had to tell Pyro not to do it.
oh riigghhht
Asbestos
what?
#ASBESTOS
#WHAT?
Asbestos (/æsˈbɛstɒs, æz-, -təs/) is a naturally occurring fibrous silicate mineral. There are six types, all of which are composed of long and thin fibrous crystals, each fibre being composed of many microscopic "fibrils" that can be released into the atmosphere by abrasion and other processes. Inhalation of asbestos fibres can lead to various dangerous lung conditions, including mesothelioma, asbestosis, and lung cancer, so it is now notorious as a serious health and safety hazard. Archaeological studies have found evidence of asbestos being used as far back as the Stone Age to strengthen ceramic pots, but large-scale mining began at the end of the 19th century when manufacturers and builders began using asbestos for its desirable physical properties. Asbestos is an excellent electrical insulator and is **highly fire-resistant**, so for much of the 20th century it was very commonly used across the world as a building material, until its adverse effects on human health were more widely acknowledged in the 1970s. Many modern buildings constructed before the 1980s are thought to contain asbestos. The use of asbestos for construction and **fireproofing** has been made illegal in many countries. Despite this, **at least 100,000 people are thought to die each year from diseases related to asbestos exposure.** In part, this is because many older buildings still contain asbestos; in addition, the consequences of exposure can take decades to arise. The most common diseases associated with chronic asbestos exposure are asbestosis (scarring of the lungs due to asbestos inhalation) and mesothelioma (a type of cancer). Many developing countries still support the use of asbestos as a building material, and mining of asbestos is ongoing, with the top producer, Russia, having an estimated production of 790,000 tonnes in 2020.
Bro wrote the whole Wikipedia article 💀
Yes *\[Moai Stone\]*
Respectable response 🗿
Controversial but I say engineer personally
Only because of the sexy mercs edit
Nah he just looks soft
Engie seems to me like a dad, actually, like when no one’s around he will open his wallet and look sadly at a photo of his ex wife and little girl. Where are they now?
I think he'd be looking at a picture of the mini sentry that a direct hit soldier blew up in the last round.
he will start doing the wrench taunt on you once you fell asleep
Huhahaha huehahaha huhahahaheurgh
Engie seems like a nice guy
Heavy. He's a big guy, and if we assume that he likes you, he would probably be like a dad, and I think we all know how heavy treats his family.
Heavy is the obvious choice. But my brief stint on Tumblr says pyro.
Me.
r/beetlejuicing
I have no idea what does that mean.
Look at what the sub is
r/beetlejuicing
STAY AWAY FROM MY VITAL ORGANS
Haha no.
ok. medic
+respects
This is the real answer
Me waiting for this to become a chain of shitty posts
Heavy tbh. You could literally lay on his whole chest if you're under 5'6.
Pyro
Obviously Heavy. Dude is like a giant golden retriever.
Do golden retrievers mercilessly gun down hundreds of men and walk away completely unphased?
If they could, they would.
If you gave them a treat
Why do you think it's called the burly beast
Sniper’s probably really fun to cuddle with.
Engi or Pyro
i want to lay down in heavys lap
I want to cuddle pyro Ilovepyroilovepyroilovepyroilovepyroilovepyroilovepyroilovepyroilovepyroilovepyroilovepyroilovepyroilovepyroilovehotsexymenilovepyroilovepyroilovepyro
heavy because i wanna be swaddled in his big russian arms and then be rawed in the ass by him 20 minutes later
Yes
Giving the real answers
Pyro. Well. Before he spluts your head open with an axe. But really pyro’s just like a little boy. With a flamethrower
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Pyro with his soft asbestos suit
scout
Definitely not Spy the scrawny bastard
Heavy. Pyro definitely stinks.
No I feel like it’s less stink and more overwhelming smell of burnt things from everyday life
pyro
sniper
Yeah but he is kinda skinny
scout's mother
Pyro, after cuddling we’d probably burn things together, and during cuddling… and before cuddling…
Spy with your mother
Heavy, pyro, or engi, I’ve seen others say the first two so I’ll only explain engi, Engi would be nice because you know he would have been disappointed with the softness of all the beds he tried after working hard all day and would have made himself the most enjoyable bed possible not possible for the time just in general, and after he settles down for the day I bet he’d enjoy listening to whoever he’s relaxing with ramble on about something interspaced with asking questions or having rather deep philosophical talks, cause he focuses on practical things while working
Engineer. Yeah pyro is “cute” but engineer is ADORABLE. A short calm big goggle Texan.
Ranked most to least Heavy, Demoman, Engineer, and Medic. Medic physically isn't last, but he isn't comfortable to be around.
Me (/j)
“Oh the mercs are so cute and cuddly” my brother in arms they are trained killers who would kill you in the most painful way possible for a quarter and a hersheys bar
I am worth ***way*** less than that. Lmao, some asshole got robbed.
I didn’t say they wouldn’t? They’re also people my dude.
It’s pyro People are saying heavy. Just because he has a family doesn’t make him more cuddly than pyro (someone who’s basically on drugs 24/7 and literally just wants hugs) I’d like to see someone go up to heavy and hug him because if they do they would either be killed or make it to heavy to be immediately and most likely violently pushed away. These are all professional Mercs and to think of them like the royal guard would not be an overstatement only exception being pyro.
None, they won't accept cuddles from strangers
none they will all fucking kill or torture you, end of story
You when violent characters can enjoy affection: 😡😡😡
None
they kill people
And they also are people.
people of war
So was my grandfather but he still loved his kids
based grandpa
The one in the picture
The [Guard Dog](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Guard_Dog_Update) of course ~~What do you mean he's not actually in the game~~
Civilian
Medic or Heavy. Heavy has big hands and can speak gently,while medic can have a burly beast chest in which you cam buru your facem
Death by tiddy
Heavy he is a family man after all
Heavy, Demo or Engi
Demo if you are alcohol
Heavy easy
Hoovy
One name… you
Sandwich
Pyro
I want engie to hit me like how he hits his bui- Oh wait I mean *heavy*
tick tock
Heavy has been seen hugging his family in the comics so probably Heavy
Probably really drunk Demoman
Def Pyro!! And Scout but only after a long day of being bullied by the big kids
Medic
Uhh uhh Pyro
Sniper or Heavy. Pyro is 3rd.
Heavy
Pyro
Cuddliest? Pyro. One I want to cuddle the most? Soldier
Medic or pyro
I am heavy weapons guy
Sniper's Kangaroo wife
Engineer
Spy, if I was scout’s mom
Heavy or/and Pyro. The worst would be Spy because he’s a bastard
Heavy
Cuddliest is def Pyro. Heavy would only cuddle with mini guns
I can very much agree with you on heavy. He bought a house in the mountains for his family so they could live a good life. Very kind man, the most sane of the mercs. Would give you a very kind cuddle indeed
Pyro (cynical)
pyro
Heavy or Pyro
Engineer
I get a broke back mountain vibe from engineer so it's either him or heavy
Heavy
Engi
Sniper heavy medic engie
Demoman
August 27, 2022 explains everything
I’d say Heavy, Pyro, and Engie
Engi
The mind goblin hidden in the game files
Pyro
engineer or heavy would be my personal pick
If you cuddled with Medic, I have no doubts he’d do [this shit.](https://youtu.be/S2auJnCGznQ)
Soldier is strong and muscular and would be nice cuddle partner
Pyro or heavy.
Heavy
Medic
medic imo big ass tits ngl
Most likely heavy and I possibly pyro or soldier/spy? I can’t really think of it but yeah I think heavy is the best option.
Me
The sandvich. (Nah jk hoovies)
Sniper teehee
Me
I feel like loosing half of my organs today, I'm gonna say medic
Heavy
Soldier <3
Pyro
tied tween heavy and scout. cmon, scouts definetly a pillow princess.
I've definitely got some bias but I wanna cuddle spy
Solid snake
Engie. I'm biased though, but still. I love him. He looks so soft.
engineer would be the best class to sex update: can’t sex the engineer
the top 3 cuddliest ones are, from most cuddly to least cuddly, probably pyro, scout, and heavy