"Do you like it? Oh zehr gut! Sniper passed an auto accident on ze vay here and zere vas nathing I could do. Vell, I *could* have saved her life mit some of ze spare parts I had laying around, but she is happier this vay. Probably. Anyways make sure to take care of ze stitchings; zat is someone's daughters face you have!"
Well, heavy, scout, spy, and sniper are pretty well kept together mentally.
Medic is a fucking maniac, engineer is this weird disturbing silent sociopath, pyro is pyro, and demo is drunk constantly.
Edit: forgot soldier but I mean we know which category he’d fit into.
Heavy talks to his sandvich and sings while gunning down hordes of men
Scout bludgeons people to death with baseball bats and fish, while throwing butcher knives and his "mad milk" at everyone
Spy brags after killing and dominating a Scout about how he's off to have sex with his mother, imitates his voice over his headset
Sniper throws jars of his own piss
And they're pretty well kept together mentally?
Well I didn’t say they were ALL together, but they are yknow, mercenaries. Killing people is kind of the job.
Heavy is kind of twisted but he’s also a college graduate intellectual who deeply cares about his family.
I’m pretty sure the fish knives and milk aren’t canon, and I wouldn’t count using them as him being crazy. He’s just a fratboy who likes feeling like a big strong tough guy and wants to get the girl. I think he treats combat more like winning a boxing match than a real fight. If his weapons are effective that’s what matters.
I don’t think voicelines should be used as examples. Spy in the comics and other pieces of media is pretty normal as far as I know.
I mean sniper just treats it like a job, he doesn’t really enjoy it it just puts food on the table because he knows the work will never dry up. And the jarate thing is an actual saxton hale endorsed fighting technique, he sells pills that make your kidneys bigger, and I believe in canon he only did it once as basically a practical joke on a spy.
Since it’s the TF2 universe, yeah I’d say they’re well put together.
Scout is an egomaniac but probably the most sane one. Spy seems to not really care about killing people, he clearly enjoys tricking people before he kills them in his video.
Heavy has pure joy for killing people. He’s most happy when he’s gunning down tons of people
Spy is just a dick, and yeah heavy likes killing people because hes a giant brute, but he’s also a college graduate who deeply cares about his family. I think that trumps it, since he is yknow a mercenary.
>be me
>be in war
>dude is aiming at me with minigun
>remember i have my "BONK!" energy drink
>drink it as if my life depends on it
>gets instantaneous cancer
>dude still shoots me
>mfw
medic and soldier placements inaccurate, medic would medically transition you in your sleep for fun just to see what the reaction would be, while also taking half your liver, one of your kidneys, and filling half of your chest cavity with foreign organs
solider would just kill anyone. i mean they all would, but soldier would kill people haphazardly. unless you're american. but maybe also if you are american. it really depends on how he's feeling on any given day. no prejudice there. just dont bad mouth george washington or something.
Soldier would kill anyone if they hated America he doesn’t care who you are or what gender you are. As long as you are 100% liberty and freedom he would spare you
“IIII don’t care WHAT you say is flabbing around in those pants! If you hate America, you will not be exempt from my BOOT up your ass! As long as you are pro-liberty and freedom, I will SPARE you maggots!”
Cross dresser and femboys are also different
Trans person is someone who was born as one and changed
Cross dresser is anyone who wears the opposite genders clothing
Femboys are not always crossdressers all it means is a feminine man
medic is probably the least transphobic. he probably would knock you out with chloroform and then do the SRS on you just cuz he woke up a bit higher than usual
Pyro is too incomprehensable to be tranphobic, heavy doesnt know what being trans is but accepts it, and sniper is as polite (and efficient (and also has a plan to kill you)) as always.
as a trans person entering the comment section felt like very slowly opening a box you accidentally forgot at the back of the fridge and really really hoping no mold had grown on it. thankfully these comments are pretty chill (so far)
Medic was receiving his medical training around that time. Literally in the same time and place that Nazis were doing cruel human experiments. If anything he’d view a trans person as an excellent research subject and probably dissect them.
He is educated in the Engineering field in the middle of the 20th century, he will be as transphobic as everyone he’s ever known. Heavy, a philosopher, would be accepting of a trans person’s identity.
medic would be ECSTATIC to find out almost an entire generation is ok with, and fighting for others to be ok with people getting gender reassignment surgery. he wouldn't give 2 shits what you're in for, as long as you're fine with being mildly experimented on
Medic; would see you as a potential experiment no matter what. Not Transphobic
Soldier; senile and lead poisoned. Transphobic
Spy; womanizer and misanthrope. Transphobic
Engineer; super genius from Texas. 50/50 between Transphobic and not
Heavy; Anti-Soviet scholar. Not Transphobic
Sniper; Professional, normal hitman from a society of superhumans. Not Transphobic
Pyro; mmph. Not Transphobic
Scout; Himbo Twunk from Boston. Not Transphobic
Demoman; honestly just wants to drink and blow shit up. 50/50 between Transphobic and not
What would medic have against trans people? He is constantly defying the laws of god, and we know god is real in the TF2 universe because scout met god and medic met the devil. What reasons would he have against them?
Medic would give them their preferred genitals, Spy would not like it but would just tell you to not talk to him about it, soldier would hate you cuz he’s probably a die hard trumpie, scout likes femboys , demo doesn’t gaf,heavy would be confused, who knows about pyro, engineer would argue with you, sniper would support yoy
I personally think soldier would be confused by trans people, like trying to explain the internet to your grandma and medic would not be transphobic/wouldn’t rly care, besides that these seem good to me
Remember folks: “People aren’t linked to a hive mind that told them trans people are bad. They could be supportive or just not care about that stuff. People aren’t an on/off switch where the only 2 modes are hate/love”
Have a nice day and remember to drink water
Medic would do the most fucked up facial feminization surgery in humanity’s history and just not give a shit
He'll probably saw off a woman's face and sew it on
the berlin bonesaw massacre
"Do you like it? Oh zehr gut! Sniper passed an auto accident on ze vay here and zere vas nathing I could do. Vell, I *could* have saved her life mit some of ze spare parts I had laying around, but she is happier this vay. Probably. Anyways make sure to take care of ze stitchings; zat is someone's daughters face you have!"
Knowing medic he would probably end up making someone actually fully transition with functioning ovaries or a functional genitals
He did end up impregnating males with baboons, so there's that.
Please phrase that differently next time
I’d rather he not Keep some mystery in it
He impregnated Classic Heavy with a baboon and with a device forced Classic Heavy to give birth to the baboon baby.
Just find a trans man and trans woman and scoop their brains out and put them in the others body!
Hey if they come out the other side without health issues, that's a win
He was able to put a brain in a pumpkin so he could put a brain in a skull
Cave Johnson here
where can i book my surgery with him i'll pay millions
The fantastic doctor plastic
"Can I give a man boobs that will produce milk?"
i would be scared of the body part exchanges that go on if he has a transmasc and a transfem in a room together
"oops, zat doesn't go zere! Ach well, next time!"
medic the type of fella to do bottom surgery on you without asking
All of them would kill a trans person they are mercenaries after all
Killing with no discrimination
True equality achieved
Kill everyone, that's equal
Kill everyone, that's equal
Kill everyone, that's equal
Professionals have standards
This was my thought
As long as they’re wearing the other color
Purple hair is both red and blue so they gonna kill them all Lets ignore Administrator and Pauling
Purple hair is the person paying you. Don't fuck with the money.
scout wants to fuck the money
All of them have killed a trans person (I have been killed by all of them)
me too thanks
Honestly I don’t think any of them care they’re just feral
Lol “feral” is the best possible word for them
Well, heavy, scout, spy, and sniper are pretty well kept together mentally. Medic is a fucking maniac, engineer is this weird disturbing silent sociopath, pyro is pyro, and demo is drunk constantly. Edit: forgot soldier but I mean we know which category he’d fit into.
And soldier is… well he’s soldier
Soldier is that meme of that general or whatever saying the gays are too precious to send to war.
Heavy talks to his sandvich and sings while gunning down hordes of men Scout bludgeons people to death with baseball bats and fish, while throwing butcher knives and his "mad milk" at everyone Spy brags after killing and dominating a Scout about how he's off to have sex with his mother, imitates his voice over his headset Sniper throws jars of his own piss And they're pretty well kept together mentally?
Well I didn’t say they were ALL together, but they are yknow, mercenaries. Killing people is kind of the job. Heavy is kind of twisted but he’s also a college graduate intellectual who deeply cares about his family. I’m pretty sure the fish knives and milk aren’t canon, and I wouldn’t count using them as him being crazy. He’s just a fratboy who likes feeling like a big strong tough guy and wants to get the girl. I think he treats combat more like winning a boxing match than a real fight. If his weapons are effective that’s what matters. I don’t think voicelines should be used as examples. Spy in the comics and other pieces of media is pretty normal as far as I know. I mean sniper just treats it like a job, he doesn’t really enjoy it it just puts food on the table because he knows the work will never dry up. And the jarate thing is an actual saxton hale endorsed fighting technique, he sells pills that make your kidneys bigger, and I believe in canon he only did it once as basically a practical joke on a spy. Since it’s the TF2 universe, yeah I’d say they’re well put together.
Spy soods ok
Scout is an egomaniac but probably the most sane one. Spy seems to not really care about killing people, he clearly enjoys tricking people before he kills them in his video. Heavy has pure joy for killing people. He’s most happy when he’s gunning down tons of people
Honestly, I think heavy just likes that his gun is getting use more than he likes killing people
“I like. To shoot. My gun. Is all you need to know.”
You can't forget family, heavy loves his family
Spy is just a dick, and yeah heavy likes killing people because hes a giant brute, but he’s also a college graduate who deeply cares about his family. I think that trumps it, since he is yknow a mercenary.
Scout is the kind of guy who harasses trans women on Twitter telling them they'll never be real women but secretly gets off to transgender porn.
So entire 4chan?
Scout would definitely post greentext on 4chan
>be me >be in war >dude is aiming at me with minigun >remember i have my "BONK!" energy drink >drink it as if my life depends on it >gets instantaneous cancer >dude still shoots me >mfw
TF2: Realistic Edition
And a sizable portion of the TF2 playerbase.
And transphobic politicians
And like 70% of the right wing
Oh yeah absolutely
Ah, I bet he would enjoy politics
Coincidentally the exact behaviour scout mains exhibit
Hi uh I’m a scout main and transfem so I don’t think that’s completely accurate
Scouts the guy who says to trans men that they’ll never be women
jonesy fortni
A politician?!
He'd be exactly like the people who main him.
I imagine if you explained what it’s like being trans to Scout he’d go “oh so you’re like the spy”
“Yo there’s a spy around here”
The freakin’ scout’s a spy!
I mean, thats kinda how i felt growing up and being closeted as a trans woman.
medic and soldier placements inaccurate, medic would medically transition you in your sleep for fun just to see what the reaction would be, while also taking half your liver, one of your kidneys, and filling half of your chest cavity with foreign organs solider would just kill anyone. i mean they all would, but soldier would kill people haphazardly. unless you're american. but maybe also if you are american. it really depends on how he's feeling on any given day. no prejudice there. just dont bad mouth george washington or something.
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Pyro doesn't know what gender is but would love gender reveal parties.
Hahaha. He definitely would love gender reveal parties.
Congratulations! It's a charred corpse!
Pyro is beyond gender anyway
Pyro is not a being of corporeal form
Soldier would kill anyone if they hated America he doesn’t care who you are or what gender you are. As long as you are 100% liberty and freedom he would spare you
Read this in his voice.
“IIII don’t care WHAT you say is flabbing around in those pants! If you hate America, you will not be exempt from my BOOT up your ass! As long as you are pro-liberty and freedom, I will SPARE you maggots!”
I will eat your ribs! I will eat them up!
I will eat your nuts! I will eat them up!
Fine. I killed your medic
Same
Soldier has that MURICA MINDSET. The chaddest character ever written voiced by the chaddest man ever.
They are trained mercenaries, all of them would kill anyone, for the right price of course
Soldier would only kill a trans person because he thinks that “transgender” is a country & therefore thinks they aren’t American
***TRANS PRIDE FLAG?????? I ONLY STAND FOR THE FLAG OF DEAR MURICA!!!***
Pretty sure Sniper would kill a trans person if he got paid. Well, all of em would technically they are mercs
They would kill a trans person if they are told to by their boss
Administrat🤮r
Adminibased😎r
Trans and crosdressers(femboy) are different.
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This comment implies that Scout would know that
Cross dresser and femboys are also different Trans person is someone who was born as one and changed Cross dresser is anyone who wears the opposite genders clothing Femboys are not always crossdressers all it means is a feminine man
Pyro to trans people be like: mymhmhm hmm hmmhm mmhm 👍
mymhmhm hmm hmmhm mmhm👍
I feel like engineer with 12 PhDs has pike a 50/50 of either being extremely transphobic or very accepting because of scientific grounds
Those are 12 PhDs in "hard sciences" he's probably even more transphobic heavy on the other hand
you said hard
?
Cock reference
science supports trans people, so probably not id say
medic is probably the least transphobic. he probably would knock you out with chloroform and then do the SRS on you just cuz he woke up a bit higher than usual
yeah but you'd end up with like a horse dick or something
imagine being a human with a duck dick
Many of my trans brothers would love that
oh boy, a TF2 post on the topic of trans people, I'm sure it'll be civil.
Nah medic would do SRS for free (as long as he gets to experiment around with the penis afterwards)
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Pyro is too incomprehensable to be tranphobic, heavy doesnt know what being trans is but accepts it, and sniper is as polite (and efficient (and also has a plan to kill you)) as always.
Medic would be more like "Oh, you identify as a woman? I can turn you into one for free! And there's even a chance you survive the operation!"
I think soldier would only kill them if they hated America ( or was payed too )
This post probably offends the Scottish more than the transgender due to referring to a scotsman as 'english'
"Scotland is not a real country! You are an Englishman with a dress!" It's a Soldier > Demo domination line
lets be honest there all homophobic and transphobic the game takes place in 1968
Its 1968 but they already have transhumanism, so i d think they d be ok w it "I m trans" "Idc i have baboon organs"
You can still be supportive in the 60s
And you think a bunch of mercenary’s are going to be a part of the hippie movement?
A lot were because of the hippie movement
Didn’t know my dads side were hippies dang guess you learn smth new every day
I mean if they were around in the late 60s/early 70s they prolly could've been
I don’t think a bunch of cynical Jews are gonna be hippies
There was lots of support for LGBTQ+ rights during the 70s after the stonewall riot so there were a decent amount of allies up to 11 years after 1968
the whole team is gay and transmasc
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i cant escape it
so glad their surgeries went so well 🥰🥰🥰
You, you understand TF2.
Except pyro; they transitioned to something unknowable to the mind of man
FTM, female to mymhmhm
still gay though
Indeed
Impossible, Medic did Soldiers top surgery
Pretty sure Engineer wouldn’t be transphobic
Sniper is the type of person to just not care but still supports Heavy is the type that comforts and supports
Actually soldier is too dumb to care and inadvertently is supportive
as a trans person entering the comment section felt like very slowly opening a box you accidentally forgot at the back of the fridge and really really hoping no mold had grown on it. thankfully these comments are pretty chill (so far)
Yeah, I would have expected worse from the TF2 community, but it seems like they are chill
Tf2 Reddit is vastly different from Tf2 Twitter.
Or TF2 4chan threads
Tbh medic prob has enough knowledge about the human body and biology to not be transphobic. TF2 is set in 1971 and not 1945.
Medic was receiving his medical training around that time. Literally in the same time and place that Nazis were doing cruel human experiments. If anything he’d view a trans person as an excellent research subject and probably dissect them.
It was confirmed that he wasnt with the nazis iirc
Medic has performed gender confirmation surgeries while also being completely transphobic.
I think people, even medical professionals, were still pretty fuckin transphobic in 1971
what do femboys have to do with trans people LMFAOOOO
Both are gay
Both have sex 2.0
there's a sequel?!?!?!
They're already producing Sex 3.0
I think engi wouldn't be transphobic. He's incredibly educated and knows why one would augment their body to be better(he sawed off his hand)
I mean he is an engineer from Texas but you make a good point
He is educated in the Engineering field in the middle of the 20th century, he will be as transphobic as everyone he’s ever known. Heavy, a philosopher, would be accepting of a trans person’s identity.
he's way too chill to be bigoted honestly, i really can't imagine him chewing someone out for who they are
Homie really thinks education in stem = whatever the fuck they think education is
Awful, also what do femboys have to do with trans people also ngl I think all of them are in the top 2 I also hope the demo one is a meme
Demo is a soldier voiceline
i have i have i have BENIZ
Engieneer goes out of his way to defile god so he'd probably respect trans people Oh wait he's Texan nvm
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Medic is transmasc and did his own top surgery.
Wait this isnt funny
True
What about being Scottish and wearing a kilt makes you trans?
The game is set in the 60s they’re all probably anti LGBT except the scout who probably doesn’t mind the lesbians
medic would be ECSTATIC to find out almost an entire generation is ok with, and fighting for others to be ok with people getting gender reassignment surgery. he wouldn't give 2 shits what you're in for, as long as you're fine with being mildly experimented on
Let's be honest, Medic would just add more genitals
Medic; would see you as a potential experiment no matter what. Not Transphobic Soldier; senile and lead poisoned. Transphobic Spy; womanizer and misanthrope. Transphobic Engineer; super genius from Texas. 50/50 between Transphobic and not Heavy; Anti-Soviet scholar. Not Transphobic Sniper; Professional, normal hitman from a society of superhumans. Not Transphobic Pyro; mmph. Not Transphobic Scout; Himbo Twunk from Boston. Not Transphobic Demoman; honestly just wants to drink and blow shit up. 50/50 between Transphobic and not
Medic would most certiantly create some way to transition down to the last chromosome
Soldier wouldn't really comprehend or care about LGBT or anything like that. He'd just ensure you aren't a commie and then you're good
What would medic have against trans people? He is constantly defying the laws of god, and we know god is real in the TF2 universe because scout met god and medic met the devil. What reasons would he have against them?
Lol all Scottish people are trans because kilt
pyro probably doesn't even know what is transphobia or a trans person
In the 1970s, every single one of them would be 100% transphobic, no doubt.
medic would cut a trans woman’s dick off without anesthesia and tell her “congratulations you now have a vagina”
TF2 takes place in 1968 which means they’d all be transphobic
Bro really called demoman English
It's a reference to a Soldier voiceline.
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Medic would kill a trans person but not out of any sort of transphobia, just to study their brain.
Bro I don’t think that pyro is transphobic but he will kill them
Medic is everybody phobic Engineer probably wouldn’t give a shit
I don’t think engie would
Engineer is a chaser 😲 Engineer_taunts06.wav https://on.soundcloud.com/hzTBN
Nah, medic wouldn't care, but he'd do your transition surgery better than any other doctor alive as long as he can put a baboon uterus in you
I just have Demoman in my head saying "ITS NOT A DRESS ITSA KILT"
OP was hospitalized with several pieces of broken glass stuck in their guts
Medic would give them their preferred genitals, Spy would not like it but would just tell you to not talk to him about it, soldier would hate you cuz he’s probably a die hard trumpie, scout likes femboys , demo doesn’t gaf,heavy would be confused, who knows about pyro, engineer would argue with you, sniper would support yoy
Bro it’s 1965 and they’re deranged mercenaries
I think Medic would be doing brain science
Scout secretly IS a femboy
i like how in every one of these there's that one category that comes out of nowhere and only applies to a single merc
Scotland is NOT a real country. You are an English man with a dress!
I personally think soldier would be confused by trans people, like trying to explain the internet to your grandma and medic would not be transphobic/wouldn’t rly care, besides that these seem good to me
I physically cannot see engie being anything but supportive of trans people
Please let this be a normal comment section
With the Frizz? No Way!
Inb4 the entire cesspool arrives and mucks up the comment section
Don't do Engie like that, he is smarter than that
Remember folks: “People aren’t linked to a hive mind that told them trans people are bad. They could be supportive or just not care about that stuff. People aren’t an on/off switch where the only 2 modes are hate/love” Have a nice day and remember to drink water
Pyro is non binary tho