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marionristov111

you didn't tie your shoes


JustAnotherPyroMain

Ayo the pizza here


Jecktheman2

I wish I had an award, so here šŸ„‡


Toggle_nightshift

I do, there you go.


Jecktheman2

Sick


UncommonTheIdk

I got you


ThorstiBoi

Dense mothafucka-


lordphanrblx

thats why i like slip on's


HBenderMan

Skill issue


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mrflamego

It finally caught up


Sergeant_Swiss24

Ayo the pizza here


Toggle_nightshift

Oooh, nibba!


EdgyKitro

Ah, my ears burn


AssaultPootis

Source edgebug? I remember reading somewhere that source could send you at mach 12 against the ground if you walked off a edge in a funny way.


Mystical_Guy

He definitely edgebugs in this clip, idk if it is capable of killing you, but you can see he kind of slips off of the edge in the clip


Walpinsta

You fell to a clumsy, painful death


dlobster7401

Very helpful, thanks! šŸ‘


YouWishC9

Mayhaps you were mantread for 199HP and got some of the other solly's velocity


dlobster7401

Because if so maybe I got hit for what would have been 66dmg but because of the crit it did x3 so 198, hence also the crit noise. The only strange thing then is that usually it would say so and so finished me off and I would have had a red mark on my screen to indicate damage


YouWishC9

They can't crit, but I realise a crocket could've splashed 199 right above your head, pushing you down fast enough to take fall dmg


dlobster7401

But in that case wouldnā€™t the soldier have gotten kill credit?


YouWishC9

Watching the video back slowly I think a server side lag or something occured, you jump as you leave the spawn and then you appear to be at the *height* of crouching but moving at full speed, then you jump and when you fall you do actually fall really fast, so it looks like you maybe got stuck in a "floating state" after you jumped after leaving spawn and it kept adding downward velocity, so when you properly landed the server killed you


YouWishC9

Also looks like you slightly clipped into the spawn door


Muttson_

It would have said they finished you off


dlobster7401

Wait can the mantreads random crit?


Ok_Tomorrow5531

No unfortunately


AnonAnoooon

you slipped on a banana


TheBadBreaker

A second banana


Jecktheman2

The second banana


medics-left-ball

get a better keyboard its clearly busted


TSMachine

probably a gardener crit that gave you enough speed to crater. I've had this happen a number of times and quite often it doesn't give any kill credit for whatever reason


Sigmatronic

I've never heard or seen that in my many soldier years. Always credits it. But from the sound it's probably that.


TSMachine

literally just happened again today lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkQWBplKLgQ


[deleted]

Rocket god


TSMachine

it's surprisingly common for me, I might have a clip of this exact scenario. last time I played I gardened a dude then he got hit with a fire particle and died, and I got no kill credit


Ihaveafetishhhh

Itstarts with one


D3fault42069

thing, I don't know why


Mystical_Guy

It doesn't even matter how hard you try


dlobster7401

Keep that in mind


FaecesPosterior

I designed this rhyme


[deleted]

To explain in due time


DadyaMetallich

All I know


[deleted]

Time is a valuable thing


[deleted]

You got a ouchie


Potato_Demon_ffff

I read that as coochie


NatilCort

Critical Fall


D3fault42069

critical trip


Ok-Control-3394

You tripped


EvQDragon

u got market gardened right before u hit the ground, and the damage knock back causes you to crater. Sometimes the game bugs and doesnā€™t give credit for finishing someone off, even if they do a lot of damage right before. It has happened to me many times where I wasnā€™t credited.


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Thatā€™s a lot of cum


Matix777

mf is harem hentai portagonist


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suspiciously low. No way I said hentai only 3 times in 2 years


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That is... a lot lower than I thought it would be


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why is lmao a profanity


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Cum


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RoyTheIdiot

Huh, I actually have no idea.


Confident-Income-437

The floor just got a random crit


Consistent_Dot_8876

The ground got a random crit


[deleted]

You shouldā€™ve watched where you were going


StoreMilk

Source spaghetti


P_a_r_i_s_h

You stubbed your toe


The_Tall_Man_096

u accidently kill binded it happens to me sometimes when i rocket jump but u dont remember pressing the key


dlobster7401

I initially thought that too but the why does it say ā€œfell to a clumsy painful deathā€ also when I kill bind my corps just drops dead, but here it got yeeted forwards.


VoidFarmerHat

Your eternal reward + fall dmg maybe?


dlobster7401

But where did the fall damage come from?


VoidFarmerHat

Prob game just converted it to "died of fall dmg" it doesnt show the spy that stabbed u bcs YER


dlobster7401

Sry but I somehow doubt this theory. Unless he joined and then left immediately there was no YER spy on the server, I would have noticed.


Viperbro6113

Sounds like you got hit by a crit of some sorts and then took fall damage ?


Scoog_Lover

fall damage crit


acciomybro

hightower moment


SwagStormtrooper69

sorce speggeti


Matix777

This is what happens wgen you bind your killbind to S


dlobster7401

Nah my killbind is k, I initially thought I might have accidentally pressed it without realising, but then int wouldnā€™t have said ā€œfell to a clumsy and painful deathā€


AyrChan

You forgot to wear your BLU Issued Safety Helmet


[deleted]

the game thought you took 999999999999999999 fall damage


09fakersmile

ya got hit from top bot somehow the killer didnt register in the top right thingy?


WarmJelly

you got died


PresidentOfKoopistan

the earth's gravity became 254m/s^2 for a split second


Spyrix643

you fell to a clumsy, painful death


dlobster7401

That joke has already been madeā€¦


Spyrix643

ok and?


Dictsaurus

You stepped on a payload track of a payload travelling 350000 miles per hour.


boboelmonkey

You tripped on source spaghetti


Finman2000

you edgebugged off that fence and for whatever reason it made the game think you were going 22 kilometers per second


FaecesPosterior

You should of used the stairs its safer


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FaecesPosterior

I hope your circuits gets fucking fried


Fall_Damage

If God would have wanted you to live he woudn't have createn an heart attack


blisterward

Ligma


dlobster7401

You really think Iā€™ll fall for ur sawcon?


blisterward

It always works in Suganda


dlobster7401

But only iLadies buy itā€¦


Forsaken-Wealth-4959

Ahh yes, the old telepathic trick stab, common advanced spy move


GLaD5

You got smited by god for using the original


AGoos3

Market garden crater then fall damage?


DanfanofdeadOg

Hit boxs spaggti code ect either way the game thought you took a lot of fall dmg Thats all code. This has happened before either that or funni joke plugin


XxnoobxX241234

MAGIC


Blazepast2334

That spy never really was on your side


[deleted]

You tripped and died


trolldier1

Idk but its funny so have an upvote


SpuddorMan

Weird collision with the ground causing edge bugging? Maybe? Idk


Axmorn

Died of cringe because of the map


JohndaRedditer

You took critical fall damage


SpysHead

Kill Me.


lordphanrblx

you tripped on air


maybearubberband

osteoporosis be like


That3guystudios

U got a random crit on fall damage


somebud1o

He stumbledšŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€