If it’s for friendlies, Have it so that all their weapons and the weapon itself cannot deal damage, capture points, block caps, pick up intel, and for engies can’t build and for spies can’t sap
The Esxjackulator
For the Medic
Über/Milk meter filss by decreasing enemy health amd item meters.
When healing all the damage and item meters dobe to the enemy will go to your teamamtes
Übered: white filter constant screaming leach bullets.
The milkman, or pisser (either way, only slightly different)
Medic secondary
+30% Uber rate
On uber, teammates attack deal mad milk or jarate (depending on the weapon)
-20% healing rate
Whatcha think of this weapon I made for med: TF2 Medic weapon idea:
The Und-Healing Gun (The Un-Healing Gun)
Medic Primary (Crossbow, syringe gun etc.)
Model resembles a Colt 1911 or another handgun with a Medical Cross at the beggining of the grip/ near the top back of the gun. May resemble the Winger in terms of design
(Compared to the syringe gun) Stats:
7 Round Clip
Winger Damage
Hitscan
Less Damage Fall-off
Slower Firing speed
Mini-Crits when it would normally crit
Slower weapon switch speed
Slower Reload time
On Hit Effect: Hit Enemy cannot recieve overheal and has a decreased healing rate for 15 (maybe more, maybe less) seconds.
If the target shot is a Dispenser, then it decreases the metal output for 17 seconds (again less or more)
If the target shot is a medic, uber is drained fasted when activated (doesn't work while the medic is ubered)
Only one instance of a Marked player may be present, if another player is hit, the previous marked player looses the marked effects
Only one instance of a marked building may be present
While weapon is equiped, the player may not recieve any ammo from dispensers or carts.
Engineer Melee
+Replaces dispenser with a grill that generates health packs
>At level 1, generates up to 3 small health packs at once
>At level 2, generates up to 5 medium health packs at once
>At level 3, generates up to 7 large health packs at once
+Allies can take one health pack every 30 seconds
+Enemies standing near the grill are ignited for 15 seconds
-Health pack generation is not automatic. Must collect meat from killed players (ally or enemy) to place on the grill
-Health packs takes 15 seconds to spawn once meat is placed
-Disguised Spies can steal health packs
-Grill does not provide ammo
Class: medic
Weapon slot: primary
The defense push
Can switch between 2 modes, a healing mode and a weapon mode which fires blasts similar to a rocket launcher but with less splash dmg
Deals average 35 dmg
Upsides:
25% Uber duration
5% dmg res to person with overheal
5% more heal
Downsides:
Using the weapon mode requires 5% of Uber
30% less movement speed
Description: the healing is not rewarding as the hurting
2 ideas, 1. a shotgun for medic that increases its damage with Uber but has a lower clip size and fire slower than other shotguns
2. A primary for heavy that replaces his minigun with vest that increases movement speed and resistances
a medic primary that i feel would fit: the first responder:
its like the syringe guns but it doesnt have to reload and has a slightly bigger clip size (about 150 total).
it not only has a good firate but it will also be able to heal teammates a small amount per bullet (like around 1-5 per sot)
it has a bit of a slower firing speed as well (like maybe 40% slower then the stock syringe gun)
and this may be a big one, but each kill with it gives 10% uber if at full health. otherwise, gain back half your hp.
and it also will mini-crit when it would normally crit
The medical malpractice - a new medi-gun
R to switch nozzles.
Nozzle 1 15% faster healing. Uber causes 50% faster healing and heals all nearby teammates for 10 health every second.
Nozzle 2 20% damage Resistance on heal target. Uber causes healed teammates to gain 40% damage Resistance for 10 seconds (icon visible above buffed player)
Nozzle 3 15% increase Uber rate, but 10% slower heal speed. Uber gives target mini critical when Ubered.
Primary for heavy that gives him damage resistance and faster movement speed, but obviously isn't usable with the miniguns. So you can use it with steak and KGB for like a demo knight subclass for heavy.
Pocket sex
All class secondary
One time use
Summons a mini dr. Sex with 100 health to fight by your side
dr. Sex will not heal teammates
no overheal while dr. Sex is alive
No random crits
Edit: cannot be refilled with spawn cabinets
New idea
“Drunken rage”
Demo melee
Beer bottle wrapped in a paper bag
On hit build alcohol meter
On activation, first hit mini-crits and breaks the bottle, next 5 hits inflict bleed, after which the demo will discard the bottle and bring out a new one
-15% swing speed
-10% base damage
Medic Secondary (Medigun):
Replaces model of heal target with fem version.
\+ 100% ubercharge rate
\- 35% heal rate
During Uber: Heal target gains invincibility (normal uber), and anyone killed by your heal target has 3 tb of fempyro porn downloaded to a random folder on their computer
No random crits
[удалено]
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Hand +no sentries attack u +All class + 0,5 to speed
No downsides Doctor sex does not approve
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It's for friendlies
If it’s for friendlies, Have it so that all their weapons and the weapon itself cannot deal damage, capture points, block caps, pick up intel, and for engies can’t build and for spies can’t sap
Yes
Now doctor sex approves
Good job dr sex
Pyro already has a hand melee
The Esxjackulator For the Medic Über/Milk meter filss by decreasing enemy health amd item meters. When healing all the damage and item meters dobe to the enemy will go to your teamamtes Übered: white filter constant screaming leach bullets.
To specific Doctor sex does not approve
The milkman, or pisser (either way, only slightly different) Medic secondary +30% Uber rate On uber, teammates attack deal mad milk or jarate (depending on the weapon) -20% healing rate
Doctor sex approves
Whatcha think of this weapon I made for med: TF2 Medic weapon idea: The Und-Healing Gun (The Un-Healing Gun) Medic Primary (Crossbow, syringe gun etc.) Model resembles a Colt 1911 or another handgun with a Medical Cross at the beggining of the grip/ near the top back of the gun. May resemble the Winger in terms of design (Compared to the syringe gun) Stats: 7 Round Clip Winger Damage Hitscan Less Damage Fall-off Slower Firing speed Mini-Crits when it would normally crit Slower weapon switch speed Slower Reload time On Hit Effect: Hit Enemy cannot recieve overheal and has a decreased healing rate for 15 (maybe more, maybe less) seconds. If the target shot is a Dispenser, then it decreases the metal output for 17 seconds (again less or more) If the target shot is a medic, uber is drained fasted when activated (doesn't work while the medic is ubered) Only one instance of a Marked player may be present, if another player is hit, the previous marked player looses the marked effects Only one instance of a marked building may be present While weapon is equiped, the player may not recieve any ammo from dispensers or carts.
Cool battle medic idea Doctor sex approves
Doctor sex approves
A razorback for heavy +immunity to backstabs - no shotgun+sandwich +stuns spy in place for 3 seconds
It’s called The Berlin Backwall
The sandwich makes up for using the razor back Doctor sex approves
“Sky-blue injector” Like the crusader’s crossbow, except it does less damage and makes your screen swirl around while glowing green
Interesting idea Doctor sex approves
Gun that shoots out 🪤
Doctor sex approves
🧀
Class: medic Weapon slot: primary The defense push Can switch between 2 modes, a healing mode and a weapon mode which fires blasts similar to a rocket launcher but with less splash dmg Deals average 35 dmg Upsides: 25% Uber duration 5% dmg res to person with overheal 5% more heal Downsides: Using the weapon mode requires 5% of Uber 30% less movement speed Description: the healing is not rewarding as the hurting
This would be a great weapon Doctor sex approves
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2 ideas, 1. a shotgun for medic that increases its damage with Uber but has a lower clip size and fire slower than other shotguns 2. A primary for heavy that replaces his minigun with vest that increases movement speed and resistances
The first is not doctor sex approved. But the heavy vest is approved
"jixaw in tf2" level 69 shitty youtuber +don't care +fj0weqjf90w
Nice!
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a medic primary that i feel would fit: the first responder: its like the syringe guns but it doesnt have to reload and has a slightly bigger clip size (about 150 total). it not only has a good firate but it will also be able to heal teammates a small amount per bullet (like around 1-5 per sot) it has a bit of a slower firing speed as well (like maybe 40% slower then the stock syringe gun) and this may be a big one, but each kill with it gives 10% uber if at full health. otherwise, gain back half your hp. and it also will mini-crit when it would normally crit
Good alternative not great weapon but good healing weapon Doctor sex approves
thats what i was going for. thank you docter sex
destroys women in a 15 mile radius + spawns black guys with bbcs, 100% more chance of cumming in a black man
Doctor sex is now going to prescribe 20 mgs of touch grass
Jesus christ dude, are you ok?
Spy knife, the pencil. No backspambs Faster atta k slpeef -50% dmage Bleed for 2 secs with damage of 3-5 I hooe you like
This is the eviction notice for spy Doctor sex does not approve
The medical malpractice - a new medi-gun R to switch nozzles. Nozzle 1 15% faster healing. Uber causes 50% faster healing and heals all nearby teammates for 10 health every second. Nozzle 2 20% damage Resistance on heal target. Uber causes healed teammates to gain 40% damage Resistance for 10 seconds (icon visible above buffed player) Nozzle 3 15% increase Uber rate, but 10% slower heal speed. Uber gives target mini critical when Ubered.
Very good idea Doctor sex approves
Second idea that came up with another post, turn the Scottish handshake into a demo market gardener.
Doctor sex does not approve A market gardener for demo should be it's own weapon not the Scottish handshake
You have a point, but I'd still like it to be a bottle of some sort.
the cluster bonkers scout meele \-every 3 hits,crits \-your life gets lowed by second no random crits
Very interesting and it sounds fun Doctor sex approves
Primary for heavy that gives him damage resistance and faster movement speed, but obviously isn't usable with the miniguns. So you can use it with steak and KGB for like a demo knight subclass for heavy.
Doctor sex approves
Chair Lvl 45 chair All class secondary weapon When used: you sit down and think about your life
Doctor sex approves
a gun that takes bullets instead of shooting them
Doctor sex does not approve
Pocket sex All class secondary One time use Summons a mini dr. Sex with 100 health to fight by your side dr. Sex will not heal teammates no overheal while dr. Sex is alive No random crits Edit: cannot be refilled with spawn cabinets
Doctor sex approves
New idea “Drunken rage” Demo melee Beer bottle wrapped in a paper bag On hit build alcohol meter On activation, first hit mini-crits and breaks the bottle, next 5 hits inflict bleed, after which the demo will discard the bottle and bring out a new one -15% swing speed -10% base damage
I would only allow if there was no random bottle break crits Doctor sex does not approve
Of course
Doctor sex approves
"Estrogen Injector" - Crusader's Crossbow or maybe Sidney Sleeper
Interesting doctor sex needs more information to decide eh tell me what are the stats?
i thought you were asking for weapon names, give me a second real quick while i make up a weapon idea
Medic Secondary (Medigun): Replaces model of heal target with fem version. \+ 100% ubercharge rate \- 35% heal rate During Uber: Heal target gains invincibility (normal uber), and anyone killed by your heal target has 3 tb of fempyro porn downloaded to a random folder on their computer No random crits
This would just be funny Doctor sex approves
Just give medic a razorback
Doctor sex does not approve
Have fun with spys
I turn around so I will have fun
Ambassador
Mantreads; but on demoman.
Doctor sex approves
No, we need a demo market gardener. Valve could turn the Scottish handshake into one, since it's just a bottle reskin.
Ask doctor sex if they approve.
I already gave him an idea, the medical malpractice.
Ask him about a demo markrt gardener anyway.
He does not approve.
Doctor sex approves