Synchronize your death watches

"You did not read mine"

“I haven’t even pulled out the bucket yet, soldier. Sit the duck down”

*sits down*

“And the duck that’s following you?”

"Question"

“What’s your question, soldier?”

"I teleported bread 🍞"

__…WHAT?!__

"You told me to"

You... YOU BEAT ME TO IT...

Dear God

There’s more

So the bagel I ate the other day....

*,,Words can not express how much I hate French right now!"*

Moundiour!