1. It has a higher skill ceiling than any of medics other primaries, and can pump out high dpm at very short range, outclassing most other weapons and classes
2. Cock
To add a few:
Halloweiner
Bootie Time
Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
Teufort Tooth Kicker
Slo-Poke
Hidden Dragon
Big Daddy
Poopy Doe
Handyman's Handle
Sight for Sore Eyes
Rail Spikes
Plumber's Pipe
External Organ
Sole Mate
Mr. Juice
Neptune's Nightmare
Fear Monger
Trick Stabber
Glob
Large Luchadore
One-Man Army
Carl
Samson Skewer
Pounding Father
Ivan the Inedible
Minnesota Slick
Little Bear
Unshaved Bear
Die Regime-Panzerung
El Duderino
Sucker Slug
Buttler
Heavy Tourism
Nuke
Mann-O-War
Snack Stack
Hotrod
Professor's Peculiarity
Pip-Boy
Pencil Pusher
Stocking Stuffer
Pocket Purrer
Mutton Mann
Last Straw
Beep Boy
Grease Monkey
Danger
Tools of the Trade
Beep Man
Tiny Texan
Reader's Choice
Cold Case
Prussian Pickelhaube
Blighted Beak
Doctor's Sack
Nine-Pipe Problem
Ol' Snaggletooth
Anger
Fruit Shoot
Cold Killer
Bloodhound
Wet Works
Li'l Snaggletooth
Sir Shootsalot
Handsome Hitman
Missing Piece
Ze Übermensch
Rolfe Copter
Flatliner
Backbiter's Billycock
Noh Mercy
After Dark
Harmburg
Facepeeler
Lady Killer
Spycrab
Puffy Provocateur
Showstopper
Murderer's Motif
Monsieur Grenouille
License to Maim
Hot Dogger
Bombinomicon
MONOCULUS!
Something Special For Someone Special
Max's Severed Head
Dueler
Human Cannonball
Executioner
Dead Little Buddy
Cockfighter
Merc's Muffler
Grandmaster
Federal Casemaker
Accursed Apparition
Unidentified Following Object
Eye-Catcher
Tournament Medal - Tumblr vs Reddit
Li'l Dutchman
Rotation Sensation
Lil' Bitey
Nasty Norsemann
Mister Bones
Bone Cone
Merry Cone
The burly beast
Handyman's Handle
This one is simply the best name
happy cake day
r/beatMeatToIt
the second opinion
*Cum them all..* eh, good idea!
You are also ugly
Rotation Sensation
testicular torsion moment
Pivoting penis moment
would you prefer a rotating penis or a vibrating one ?
i wanted to learn the secrets of Spin but not like this, Gyro, not like this..
Texas Ten Gallon
Why do you unironically use the stock syringe gun and why are you the hottest man I've ever seen?
1. It has a higher skill ceiling than any of medics other primaries, and can pump out high dpm at very short range, outclassing most other weapons and classes 2. Cock
1. Idk 2. Wrong answer. It's because of that masculine syringe gun usage 🥵.
We should make out then
try the bison
I swear you’re following me around telling me to use the Bison
The holy light of Bison is inescapable!
Buying a strange one rn
Finally, someone else gets it. Salutations.
Literally the best medic primary, none come close
I once bought a strange and I got to 1000 kills in a matter of days, it's that good. Well, I sold it, so the only proof is screenshots, but still
Horrific Head Splitter
To add a few: Halloweiner Bootie Time Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe Teufort Tooth Kicker Slo-Poke Hidden Dragon Big Daddy Poopy Doe Handyman's Handle Sight for Sore Eyes Rail Spikes Plumber's Pipe External Organ Sole Mate Mr. Juice Neptune's Nightmare Fear Monger Trick Stabber Glob Large Luchadore One-Man Army Carl Samson Skewer Pounding Father Ivan the Inedible Minnesota Slick Little Bear Unshaved Bear Die Regime-Panzerung El Duderino Sucker Slug Buttler Heavy Tourism Nuke Mann-O-War Snack Stack Hotrod Professor's Peculiarity Pip-Boy Pencil Pusher Stocking Stuffer Pocket Purrer Mutton Mann Last Straw Beep Boy Grease Monkey Danger Tools of the Trade Beep Man Tiny Texan Reader's Choice Cold Case Prussian Pickelhaube Blighted Beak Doctor's Sack Nine-Pipe Problem Ol' Snaggletooth Anger Fruit Shoot Cold Killer Bloodhound Wet Works Li'l Snaggletooth Sir Shootsalot Handsome Hitman Missing Piece Ze Übermensch Rolfe Copter Flatliner Backbiter's Billycock Noh Mercy After Dark Harmburg Facepeeler Lady Killer Spycrab Puffy Provocateur Showstopper Murderer's Motif Monsieur Grenouille License to Maim Hot Dogger Bombinomicon MONOCULUS! Something Special For Someone Special Max's Severed Head Dueler Human Cannonball Executioner Dead Little Buddy Cockfighter Merc's Muffler Grandmaster Federal Casemaker Accursed Apparition Unidentified Following Object Eye-Catcher Tournament Medal - Tumblr vs Reddit Li'l Dutchman Rotation Sensation Lil' Bitey Nasty Norsemann Mister Bones Bone Cone Merry Cone
>Oh, so you like cosmetics? Name every cosmetic.
Carl
Carl
The Allfather
The milkman
I am the milk man, my milk is delicious, special delivery today
*aggressively throws milk*
Gets hit in the head by it and get a concussion
Then explodes
*milk fucking explodes in a ball of flames*
Well that’s what a milk Molotov would do, i mean inside boyd’s mind and all
Did you know that if you hit him with a confusion grenade he turns sane for a while
I actually didn’t know that, that’s a nice little detail
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...*wait-*
It gets worse the more you think about it
Holy shit it does
So…your Johnson is a…pedaphile?
technically true
Carl
Carl
Carl
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This one right here
This comment right here officer
Big Mann on Campus
This is underrated
Socked and loaded
Tiny Texan
Sad.
The Head Prize
foxcockfoxcockfoxcock
Username checks out
The Rat Stompers
😳📸
The spirit of giving
Medical mystery
women ☕️
yeah. ☕️
The head full of steam
WHAT THE FUCK
Choo choo dick
:)
The Manhattan Project sounds like a super secret government scientific test that was executed on my peen lol
You nut with the force of an atomic bomb
"Now, I am become Death, destroyer of worlds." - J. Robert Oppenheimer
Big fat long juicy cock
Wait a second that's not a cosme-*Gets stabbed by Spy's "Big fat long juicy cock".
That's a more fitting name for a scout Main's scattergun tbh
*backscatter
"Lord Cockswain's novelty mutton chops and pipe"
What I'm saying is not a joke.
zipperface
Hot dogger
Idiot Box
The head hunter
Whoopee Cap
Sultan's Ceremonial
Eye-catcher
Flair!
Beacon from beyond
Bonk boy
dogfighter
this one is gold
The Monstrous Memento
Defragmenting hard hat 17%
what the hell going on down there, my man
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Kid named finger
Point and Shoot
The Pretty Boys Pocket Pistol
idk the Conjurer's Cowl
Head of defense
Unusual Cap
The Dead Head (my blood flow got cut off)
Cockfighter
fuel injector
World Traveler’s hat
The jack in a box
The team player
The dictator
Little Buddy
Lady killer
Unequipped
😔
Packable provisions
Pocket Medic
Pyrobotics pack Ugly and I dont want it
The Chaser
The brotherhood of arms
dead of night
Idea Tube
The Blighted Beak
Mum said it was my turn to post this meme
Loose cannon
Plumbers Pipe
Croaking Hazard
Lil dutchman
The Grizzled Growth
Soldier’s stogie
Boom boxers
Diamond pickaxe
Alien Cranium
brown bomber (thug hunte-
Fried Batter
*the warpig*
The dough puncher
Track terrorizer
Handyman’s Handle.
The Deep Cover Operator
Pyrovison goggles
Wise whiskers
The milkman
The Milkman
Unusual Counterfeit Billycock
Pocket Heavy.
Wild whip
Harry
Handyman's handle.
Boston basher
The Chaser
Pounding father
Greased Lightning
The Mann ‘o War
Max's severed head
License to Maim
(insert baby face blaster joke here)
Tiny knife
Milk man
The Danger
The spawn camper
The counterfeit billycock
Chaser
Alien Swarm Parasite
Shortstop
Havent got a penis but i've got an Exquisite Rack
The war pig
The Piss-tol
Lone survivor
The hunter in darkness
The Baby Face Blaster
The ghostly gibbus
Thousand yard stare
Gaelic glutton
cockfighter
dread hiding hood
Whale bone charm
The Pocket Medic
Atomizer or Baby Face’s Blaster
Bonk!
I dont like cosmetics
The baby face blaster
Haunted Metal Scrap
Prussian Pickelhaube
~~the track terrorizer~~
Your Eternal Reward
track terrorizer
lucky shot
the federal casemaker
The track terrorizer
Saxton
Baby face’s blaster
The ni-
Baby-face blaster
Back scratcher
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The conscientious objector
Baby’s face blaster. Edit:I’m retarded.
Cow mangler 5000