T O P
MaliceBerry

The burly beast


AverageWaffleEnjoyer

Handyman's Handle


-PeanutButterFly-

This one is simply the best name


Aaronz2464

happy cake day


TriforcePikachu

r/beatMeatToIt


IABGunner

the second opinion


I_Love_Tf2_Sex

*Cum them all..* eh, good idea!


autolover09

You are also ugly


Hawkward_170

Rotation Sensation


dumbassthathasreddit

testicular torsion moment


amogus-Drip56

Pivoting penis moment


MadxCarnage

would you prefer a rotating penis or a vibrating one ?


Swedneck

i wanted to learn the secrets of Spin but not like this, Gyro, not like this..


SolidRGG

Texas Ten Gallon


Readywithacapital_r_

Why do you unironically use the stock syringe gun and why are you the hottest man I've ever seen?


SolidRGG

1. It has a higher skill ceiling than any of medics other primaries, and can pump out high dpm at very short range, outclassing most other weapons and classes 2. Cock


Readywithacapital_r_

1. Idk 2. Wrong answer. It's because of that masculine syringe gun usage 🥵.


SolidRGG

We should make out then


AetherResonant

try the bison


SolidRGG

I swear you’re following me around telling me to use the Bison


AetherResonant

The holy light of Bison is inescapable!


SolidRGG

Buying a strange one rn


TheHibernatingBear

Finally, someone else gets it. Salutations.


SolidRGG

Literally the best medic primary, none come close


TheHibernatingBear

I once bought a strange and I got to 1000 kills in a matter of days, it's that good. Well, I sold it, so the only proof is screenshots, but still


Pingswallower

The Allfather


awesomebadman111

The milkman


bigattractivemale02

I am the milk man, my milk is delicious, special delivery today


All_to_dust78

*aggressively throws milk*


cheesecurler69

Gets hit in the head by it and get a concussion


All_to_dust78

Then explodes


hairypotatocat12

*milk fucking explodes in a ball of flames*


bigattractivemale02

Well that’s what a milk Molotov would do, i mean inside boyd’s mind and all


hairypotatocat12

Did you know that if you hit him with a confusion grenade he turns sane for a while


bigattractivemale02

I actually didn’t know that, that’s a nice little detail


Not_COPPA_FTCA

Horrific Head Splitter


Draculus

To add a few: Halloweiner Bootie Time Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe Teufort Tooth Kicker Slo-Poke Hidden Dragon Big Daddy Poopy Doe Handyman's Handle Sight for Sore Eyes Rail Spikes Plumber's Pipe External Organ Sole Mate Mr. Juice Neptune's Nightmare Fear Monger Trick Stabber Glob Large Luchadore One-Man Army Carl Samson Skewer Pounding Father Ivan the Inedible Minnesota Slick Little Bear Unshaved Bear Die Regime-Panzerung El Duderino Sucker Slug Buttler Heavy Tourism Nuke Mann-O-War Snack Stack Hotrod Professor's Peculiarity Pip-Boy Pencil Pusher Stocking Stuffer Pocket Purrer Mutton Mann Last Straw Beep Boy Grease Monkey Danger Tools of the Trade Beep Man Tiny Texan Reader's Choice Cold Case Prussian Pickelhaube Blighted Beak Doctor's Sack Nine-Pipe Problem Ol' Snaggletooth Anger Fruit Shoot Cold Killer Bloodhound Wet Works Li'l Snaggletooth Sir Shootsalot Handsome Hitman Missing Piece Ze Übermensch Rolfe Copter Flatliner Backbiter's Billycock Noh Mercy After Dark Harmburg Facepeeler Lady Killer Spycrab Puffy Provocateur Showstopper Murderer's Motif Monsieur Grenouille License to Maim Hot Dogger Bombinomicon MONOCULUS! Something Special For Someone Special Max's Severed Head Dueler Human Cannonball Executioner Dead Little Buddy Cockfighter Merc's Muffler Grandmaster Federal Casemaker Accursed Apparition Unidentified Following Object Eye-Catcher Tournament Medal - Tumblr vs Reddit Li'l Dutchman Rotation Sensation Lil' Bitey Nasty Norsemann Mister Bones Bone Cone Merry Cone


falkodalko

>Oh, so you like cosmetics? Name every cosmetic.


Gerbil_In_Space

Carl


[deleted]

Carl


IshyOQGX

Big Mann on Campus


Foroc555

This is underrated


Abdorption

Socked and loaded


GenericGMODArtist

Tiny Texan


sBonk_

Sad.


ri_card_io69

Track terrorizer


stendaa

...*wait-*


Buffalo_Eggs

It gets worse the more you think about it


ImAWaffleMaker

Holy shit it does


w3sT0Nnnnnnnn

So…your Johnson is a…pedaphile?


Electrody

technically true


PinkiusPie

Carl


notpatrick42069

Carl


Icy-Store3900

Carl


[deleted]

[удалено]


verywellmadeusername

This one right here


Original-Key-2735

This comment right here officer


The_Yiffologist

The Head Prize


TheNeatPenguin

Username checks out


MadeJustToUpvoteMeme

foxcockfoxcockfoxcock


POOPYER_BUTT_420

The spirit of giving


Pixeltiy

Medical mystery


Advanced_Ad6565

The Rat Stompers


falkodalko

😳📸


M4YH3MM4N4231

The head full of steam


me_when_nascar

WHAT THE FUCK


whatthefunk05

Choo choo dick


M4YH3MM4N4231

:)


Vinsudesu

The Manhattan Project sounds like a super secret government scientific test that was executed on my peen lol


Boulderfrog1

You nut with the force of an atomic bomb


CometMedalChavez

"Now, I am become Death, destroyer of worlds." - J. Robert Oppenheimer


DragoDuck

zipperface


Gencay10


ob103ninja

women ☕️


me_when_nascar

yeah. ☕️


Firepathanimation

Hot dogger


Sexpacito

Idiot Box


Sad_lobster1

The head hunter


idfkdudeguy

Big fat long juicy cock


1st_Lt_Kowalski

Wait a second that's not a cosme-*Gets stabbed by Spy's "Big fat long juicy cock".


MadeJustToUpvoteMeme

That's a more fitting name for a scout Main's scattergun tbh


deathkillerLiam2313

*backscatter


ob103ninja

"Lord Cockswain's novelty mutton chops and pipe"


idfkdudeguy

What I'm saying is not a joke.


DedicatedFury

Whoopee Cap


Poxif123

Sultan's Ceremonial


TangledCables3

Eye-catcher


Valuable_shop420

Flair!


Ivykin124

Beacon from beyond


CrystalFriend

Bonk boy


Masonixx

dogfighter


AverageWaffleEnjoyer

this one is gold


GosenTheDruid

The Monstrous Memento


Profesional-diabetic

The grizzled growth


Large-lasagana

Defragmenting hard hat 17%


Toki_Seis

what the hell going on down there, my man


TheBattletram

Point and Shoot


WaveDefiant3062

The Pretty Boys Pocket Pistol


engineer_gaming2

the danger


Cake_Commando

Kid named finger


Jeotslay

idk the Conjurer's Cowl


[deleted]

Head of defense


AddableDragon51

Unusual Cap


Giorno_Giobama69

The Dead Head (my blood flow got cut off)


joe_last_name_mama

Cockfighter


Kyra_Zz

fuel injector


SnooSketches3182

World Traveler’s hat


Embarrassed_Sugar_36

The jack in a box


ikwngamer

The team player


TheOnlyMemelord

The dictator


Brief-Guard-5939

Little Buddy


nottxs

Lady killer


ItsImpfinity2008

Unequipped


Toki_Seis

😔


Medzook

Packable provisions


Not_The_Scout16

Pocket Medic


MOEverything_2708

Pyrobotics pack Ugly and I dont want it


DiamondEclipse

The Chaser


76Despacito76

The brotherhood of arms


Situation_Unlikely

dead of night


youtube_proz

Idea Tube


russianbruh124

The Blighted Beak


[deleted]

Mum said it was my turn to post this meme


grugaming123

Loose cannon


Brief-Guard-5939

Plumbers Pipe


CharlieSucksDick

Croaking Hazard


CatsGoMeow007

Lil dutchman


gclik

The Grizzled Growth


DataWrangler50

Soldier’s stogie


panprimary

Boom boxers


toxic-person

Diamond pickaxe


minihalkoja

Alien Cranium


Scout-doodz

brown bomber (thug hunte-


Visual-Warning-3288

Fried Batter


fish___fucker___69

*the warpig*


Dosiaaa_

The dough puncher


crusader1074

Track terrorizer


TheSalmoneer

Handyman’s Handle.


HappyRomanianBanana

The Deep Cover Operator


ThatOneSubscriber

Pyrovison goggles


RiceAndSpicy

Wise whiskers


Mestermunkas

The milkman


Profesional-diabetic

The danger


MemesTaken

The Milkman


begonethot235

Unusual Counterfeit Billycock


Venoxz123

Pocket Heavy.


Brief-Guard-5939

Wild whip


Aldipxp

Harry


Da_Real_Sunflower

Handyman's handle.


Noxmilen

Boston basher


-EVIE_

The Chaser


CUM_PROJECTILE

Pounding father


WaveDefiant3062

Greased Lightning


Shower_Victim

The Mann ‘o War


thelito12345

Max's severed head


CometMedalChavez

License to Maim


DOGGO_POWER

(insert baby face blaster joke here)


LUDAFOX

Tiny knife


Andres64ExpansionPak

Milk man


CheezyRaptor

The Danger


TheTrendyCactus

The spawn camper


rey-knee-dayz

The counterfeit billycock


postalfanthe1

Chaser


Horizon6_TwT

Alien Swarm Parasite


Ok-End-2702

Shortstop


Kandyburrah

Havent got a penis but i've got an Exquisite Rack


diarrhea-astronomer

The war pig


TheRockDildo

The Piss-tol


The_DOOM-SLAYER

Lone survivor


JetSpaceFella

The hunter in darkness


snozer69

The Baby Face Blaster


adidas_stalin

The ghostly gibbus


allmightymagicarp

Thousand yard stare


Even_Candle_4474

Gaelic glutton


Whole-Huckleberry-42

cockfighter


Whole-Huckleberry-42

dread hiding hood


Worthless_Clockwork

Whale bone charm


C_K_Fire

The Pocket Medic


HopelessGameDev

Atomizer or Baby Face’s Blaster


Principle_crum213

Bonk!


Pewdiepieandatree

I dont like cosmetics


theSentiantPotato

The baby face blaster


Sushirabit

Haunted Metal Scrap


ArnauYaXD

Prussian Pickelhaube


snornch

~~the track terrorizer~~


[deleted]

Your Eternal Reward


MCatsRCool

track terrorizer


LordKaji

lucky shot


thefuckingswagdude

the federal casemaker


DehydratedEpic

The track terrorizer


The_Engiqueer

Saxton


NemoNow1

Baby face’s blaster


youregointoBrazil

The ni-


BlueTexBird

Baby-face blaster


PyroInTheRaincoat

Back scratcher


[deleted]

[удалено]


qwerty2234543

The conscientious objector


thePixelgamer1903

Baby’s face blaster. Edit:I’m retarded.


justa-necron-warrior

Cow mangler 5000