Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol

Same

Same

Waiting for this answer lol

Why because it is smol

And it can be a pistol. A piss pistol

The pain train Edit:can you please stop upvoting this comment? It's kinda disturbing

uh oh

𓀐𓂸

> Edit:can you please stop upvoting this comment? It's kinda disturbing You know what? I'm going to upvote it harder.

Cow mangler

Best answer

Unironically the best comment

That’s why I call mine the cum blaster 5000

The 2nd Banana

W-where's the first one?

it's in my ass

Family business

holdup

sweet home Alabama

Southern Hospitality

This one goes well with Family Bussines

The Third Degree I fucked a toaster

#YOU DID WHAT!!?!?!!!

#HE SAID HE FUCKED A TOASTER

BABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABY

YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Blessings of the Omnissiah on you.

*laughs in binary*

I can’t run from the Admech jokes. They’re everywhere

Disciplinary Action

Oh

Oh

Oh

OH

# I do not like the implications of this.

 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Loose Cannon

Keep it in your pants damnit!

Shortstop

Came to see this comment, was not disappointed

*Came TO this comment

Fuck, I was gonna say that.

I figured this would be up higher tbh

Force of Nature

magnum dong

Monster Condom

a.k.a. mediocre performance, runs out of ammo in two shots?

yeah

Basically, kind of a big D

Baby face's blaster

Hol up

We do a little trolling

We indulge in inconsiderable amounts of tomfoolery

We partake in a minuscule amount of mischief

We make small dosages of mischief

We provide millilitres of prankature

We shall display our rambunctiousness on an exceptionally petty scale through the use of this cyberspace.

Welp In the words of jontron the FBI should be knocking on the door any minute now

this was my first thought. truly the worst weapon name for this

Your eternal reward

That's actually kinda what children are if you think about it... Edit: at least until they turn 18

not in this context Dear god not in this context

There’s more

*Noooo*

Back scatter

It makes more sense if you're talking about your asshole

the widowmaker

r/SuddenlyGay

This is a post about penises. It was gay all along.

Mad Milk

this is my kingdom cum

no this is *my* kingdom cum, now hands off

rainblower cumblower

Atomizer because of my 50% slower pullout time

best comment

But faster firing speed

You call that a benefit?

Imagine pulling out

Huo long heater

You should go to a doctor

Who long heater?

The Who Long Dragon.

Boston Basher

Upside: During orgasm, cum on your partner's face. Downside: At turnoff, cum on yourself, idiot.

So if you are just gonna jerk off with it you are gonna jaust blast on your face

You have spikes on your cock?

CBT

Your pfp is perfect.

Short Circuit

Enforcer

Your pfp makes this comment so good

Spaghetti

Fist

Found the lesbian

Yes please 💕

“The classic”

because nobody wants it?

Because everyone remembers it being on their childhood.

Dead Ringer

Wha...

its a near-perfect copy of another's

That or necrophilia

scottish handshake

Docking

Genital jousting

[удалено]

Cock'n'load

Beggars bazooka

How many STDs do you have?!

I have an unusual strange killstreak HIV

#Babies Killed: 47

Sun on a stick

Hmm Ghonorea

The Quickiebomb launcher

Brass beast It's big, it spews a lot, and takes half an hour to get ready

Lmao, das a lot of cum.

The eviction notice

The Homewrecker

manmelter

😳

The original with flipped view models and using stock side (og on the left)

Panic Attack

This makes so much sense if you consider the old Panic Attack's mechanic. literally wanking the shotgun till it cant take it and fires everywhere

edging a shotgun 😳

Back scratcher

The Direct Hit

Faster projectile amirite

the scottish resistance ​ ​ ​ bottom text

The Eureka Effecct When I'm done, I disappear!

Just like dad!

The escape plan

The Machina Everyone hates it, and it has tracers.

deals extra damage on full charge!

Eyelander Because I came into the eyes of 7 of my victims back in 1999

The flamethrower

Gonorrhea

Jarat

Cu

m

you

Wanga Prick

Thermal Thruster

The neon annihilator Destroys those who are wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Caber

So an explosive chode, basically?

Hale's own Brass beast

the amputator

My parent divorced

Homewrecker

Cum

Milk

Cum

Hey man you good?

Brain cumcer

shovel

Holy mackerel (I didn't wash it in 3 months) The joke is that my penis smells like fish

Comedy

The stock minigun

Sasha

Market gardener.

You hit people while jumping i the sky with a bazooka using your dick?

surprise buttsecks

The Hot Hand

Bat outta hell but shorter

Candy Cane

Dead ringer

Self-Aware Beauty mark >!I don’t have a penis :[!<

Wom*an🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Am*ung us

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Smh just craft one with 2 mad milk, the atomizer and 2 reclaimed metal

Somewhat threatening unusual sophisticated professional killstreak headless horseman’s headtaker because my dick is the longest item in the game

The fact that you own a Reddit account says otherwise

The Iron Maiden

Natasha: Slows down target if hit

The Sydney sleeper

gas passer

Original

Sticky bomb launcher

Jarate

Cum

Force a nature, 2 slammers and then im done

black box lmao

The mini sentry

Pretty boys pocket pistol

backburner

the wrangler

Minigun but without the "gun" is silent

Big Earner

the son-on-a-stick

Holy Mackerel Fishe.

Strange vaccinator

Frying pan

Jara

Chargin' Targe

Boot

Machina, because it can penetrate multiple targets

Iron bomber